Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 18th, 2013

NewtonMark To be brutally honest, some of these people were actually unhinged before the election.

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msethjones Sydney: a short story
“It’s the weekend: FIREWORKS!”
“It’s Wednesday: FIREWORKS!”
“Bin day: FIREWORKS!”
“I hate my life: FUCKIN FIREWORKS!”

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Lots of Bitcoin feels tonight, I see.

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Daley_Pearson When astronaut Michael Collins took this photo he was the only human, alive or dead, that wasn’t in the frame… pic.twitter.com/yar3UIBen2

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eldonnn *elephants

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fury_jen ‘The next generation won’t know the sound of a CD skipping’. Go on then lord it over the yoof with your vast superior experience you wanker.

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Careful what you wish for, @JonoH @ChrissieM @monsieurpotts @sylmobile @johnb78, it could be closer than you think.

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custardgannet Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty.

You could be as old as 23 and have no idea what those words are doing in a sentence together.

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@NewtonMark Yes, some folks have trouble with the idea that feelings about political words differ, and losing an election means you lost.

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Is there a hinge shortage tonight?

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RT @Taco_Lad: @stilgherrian if your avatar is you, you look good in a dress. [Thank you.]

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AlanHungover “Ill take a vodka.”
“sir, this is McDonalds.”
“ok, ill take a McVodka… and supersize it.”

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I’m thinking of doing a podcast which consists solely of me drinking absinthe and reading the spam comments blocked from my website.

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So @TheNTNews wins again, basically.

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TheNTNews HO, HO, OH, NO! MIND THE CHRISTMAS NUTS … TOMORROW’S STREET POSTER pic.twitter.com/i7fkj7Uxck

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RT @mpesce: @stilgherrian @FakeToniaTodman I’m prepared to own that. [We all celebrate in our own ways.]

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RT @FakeToniaTodman: Just sniffing glue and watching the fairy lights on the Christmas tree. [So @mpesce’s fault, basically.]

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@chrisbrownie Yes, at first I relied on grammar instead of my memory. Silly me.

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HELP HELP I’M BEING REPPRESSED.

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RT @johnthelutheran: Or “the Somalia of Wales” as it’s now known. [And yet I’m reliably told that Mogadishu is quite lovely.]

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“The once-elegant Victorian resort “is spiralling towards Lord of the Flies anarchy, where no one gives a stuff for anyone but themselves.”

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“The degree of selfishness, laziness and rudeness is just terrible.”

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It’s libertarian parking mayhem in “the Biarritz of Wales”! telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ro… HT @johnthelutheran

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It’s a deal, @PaulineGambley, and I shall be photographed in a panther onesie at the Falls themselves.

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PaulineGambley @stilgherrian If snow falls on the Blue Mountains at Xmas will you endorse panther onesies?

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So is @Number10gov talking about bribes to get a visa, or what?

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Number10gov PM: Whilst Britain is very much open for business, we will not welcome people who don’t want to contribute ow.ly/rS8mn

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NewtonMark You aren’t conspiracying hard enough. arseh.at/4iaf

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PacketNetworks You mean <self-moderated ill-judged sarcastic personal comment> “@stilgherrian: <Ill-judged sarcastic personal comment>”

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<Ill-judged sarcastic personal comment>

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@yinettesys I haven’t quite worked up the bottle to watch the videos in that feature. I’ve read the first two chapters.

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@thebreg There’s no elegant way to exit this conversation now, is there.

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@thebreg Watch it. My booty is a special thing. Just ask around.

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RT @thebreg: If your gym shorts are so short I can see your thong… [Yes, go on, I haven’t changed yet.]

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Well this is cheering me up no end.

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“The agency had already performed 1,200 lobotomies at that point [1949] but VA doctors couldn’t say whether the surgery worked.” Oh OK.

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“One might, of course, obtain the relatives’ permission for such a procedure,” a Seattle VA doctor wrote to headquarters. “However…”

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“For more than 30 years, [patient Tritz] has eaten alone, twice a day, at the King Street Kitchen… He rarely speaks to other patrons.”

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“I didn’t think we knew enough to pick people for lobotomies or not,” says Dr Fink. “We didn’t have anything else to do for them.”

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After WWII, US govt lobotomised 2000 veterans for psych illnesses inc homosexuality. Here are some stories. projects.wsj.com/lobotomyfiles/

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So Australia will melt, pretty much. abc.net.au/news/2013-12-1…

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@scottcarson1957 Indeed. Having seen the sort of things you’ve tweeted, I’m looking forward to publication.

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@scottcarson1957 Yes, do include the humanity. The human threads running through Schlosser’s “Command and Control” give it much depth.

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glengyron RT @servantofchaos: I seem to have a hammer but all I can see are screws

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IanTLS Brain cancer incidence versus number of wireless subscribers in the US. pic.twitter.com/3tVsjomMXD

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psema4 Brutal RT @Huth: Fox news attempts to explain what Github is pic.twitter.com/O7aO3qDcPN via @gekido

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dobes In summary of operation sovereign fibre this week: nothing to report. death by transparency

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BernardKeane “Bernard Keane’s sad and feeble attempt to pillory Left-wingers and promote Tim Wilson’s elevation to the HRC”

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So @MrDenmore has put into words the reason I think gassing the Canberra press gallery would advance our democracy. thefailedestate.blogspot.com.au/2013/12/doing-…

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CN_Australia Together protecting our collective ability to trade HMAS MELBOURNE & HMNZS TE MANA in the Middle East.@jackrs55 pic.twitter.com/Bt6VRiVHuy

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Pondering the squishy specifics of the Clive Palmer mating process.

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dannolan Straight up this man is a hero pic.twitter.com/jA56vwLUBr

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Is “Fairfax Media understands” really a thing?

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jonathanvswan The Abbott government is likely to appoint Peter Costello as the permanent chairman of the Future Fund, Fairfax Media understands.

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Being incompetent.

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Tourist, engrossed in Facebook, walks off St Kilda pier into ocean. vicpolicenews.com.au/news/2172-stat…

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@juhasaarinen Oh, well thank you, but I was really kinda looking forward to the explanation, perhaps even a diagram.

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JerMeansWell OH SHIT IT’S HAPPENING pic.twitter.com/24ApzTVD5c

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RT @juhasaarinen: @stilgherrian Oh do be still, you foul bidet bandit. [What does this even MEAN?]

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joshgnosis Conroy and Ziggy yesterday. pic.twitter.com/leDLzbTaWk

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RT @juhasaarinen: How many Dyson urinal jokesters are there? [If the word “jokester” still has any meaning, none.]

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BernardKeane Essential’s Trust In Media results are out again. The Telegraph shored up its status as our least trusted newspaper, with a 7 pt drop.

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NewtonMark Someone just said that a particular grade of oil contains “an anti-wear additive.” Wondering how to respond without sounding like a smartass

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michaelneale@benwalding: That’s what it says on the box pic.twitter.com/l1KR5sXDGu” — crotch mount for GoPro.

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ButtCoin 4chan users are handing out dogecoins like candy bit.ly/JEGaXI via @dailydot

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cfsmtbation Cicada is trying it’s little heart out, attempting to out sing the air compressor. Because biomimicry.

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huntigula I learned a lot from the show Airwolf, but mostly I learned that no problem exists that can’t be solved with a highly weaponized helicopter

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marshontap Time warp. Warringah Council accepts only cheque, or credit card details via FAX. There’s a security-related bylaw apparently.

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jendudley That iPhone? It is covered by a 24-month warranty in Australia, Apple now agrees. accc.gov.au/media-release/…

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Bangkok’s Siam Paragon mall beats Suvarnabhumi Airport as most Instagrammed place of 2013. blog.instagram.com/post/698770350…

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j_hutch That was quick MT @bailey_pbailey: Costello appointed Future Fund acting chairman…in the box seat …afr.com/p/business/com…

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lelak Making eye contact with a cow in Regina traffic.

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NSA_PR We are officially no longer collecting metadata. Instead, we are immortalizing fleeting moments in our global scrapbook project.

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JohnBirmingham I see well known left wing socialist commie pinko David Gonski is to be appointed chair of the well known basket weaving charity ANZ bank.

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matt_cawood This explains why we’re not getting any eggs. The mouthful of feathers are from our best layer. Deported. pic.twitter.com/0wPYi2xiAt

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“Notorious NSW gynaecologist”? Now there’s a phrase you don’t see every day. Which is probably a good thing?

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RT @michaelneale: @Manic_Henry @stilgherrian what is the status of shooting in national parks again? [Still undiscovered by authorities.]

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jason_a_w Concentrated streams of freedom

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Manic_Henry There’s a few creepy characters wandering around Wentworth falls wearing camouflaged rain jackets. Pretty sure one is @stilgherrian

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An American missed NY-style Chinese food in Shanghai, so guess what happened next? theglobeandmail.com/news/world/egg…

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Beaucoup de benzodiazépines”? J’aime le… le… l’allitération!

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OH: “Of course he’s always on The Drum. He’s from the IPA.”

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RT @QJernalisms: Guys, we’re hearing it’s on. pic.twitter.com/UxSZB63OoP [THIS IS THE THIRD BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SO FAR TODAY.]

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I think I need a Xantini.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je n’ai tué personne ce matin, alors ne croyez pas ces gens. Et vous?

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RT @michaelneale: Oiled my deck on the weekend but now it’s dry again. [Worst. Euphemism. Ever.]

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TimWattsMP Seeing triple… pic.twitter.com/CTtLTF9oxF

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jeamland Grumpy sometime Blue Mountains resident has one weird trick for alienating followers…

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So Tony Abbott’s government is really hitting that KPI of “being a cunt to anyone weaker than yourself”. [Via Dept of Punching the Wall.]

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Apparently today would not be the most sensible day to expound my thoughts on water cannon.

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NewtonMark Everyone going back over Tim Wilson’s twitter history to find morsels of free speech to defend. :)

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jonnot So, who’s it designed by again? pic.twitter.com/mpyboJEdl9

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NO LOOK THE LAWNMOWERING NEXT DOOR REALLY IS CHEERING ME UP YOU SHOULD SO JUST KEEP LAWNMOWERING IT WILL END WELL FOR EVERYBODY.

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bitcoin_txt Lawyers of /r/bitcoin, is it possible for a class action on banks?

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If my KPI is “shouting at the internet” then today is already a huge success.

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LaTrioli Why are people so unkind? RT @PDarbyshire: @LaTrioli Kids not sleeping enough? Make them watch Glenn Stevens.

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@mpesce @chris23 POKE OUT YOUR EARS AND STOP YOUR EYES WITH WAX.

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So that chart there is what is traditionally called the new government’s “honeymoon period”.

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mattjpwns Australian Voters: “HOLY SHIT WE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE”, now in graph form.

i.imgur.com/JaRgvuC.png

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Ketamine_Stalin I WANT SMAUG TO MURDER MY VAGINA

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Fuck. I just said “YOLO”. Maybe the medication is better than I thought.

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@jeffsonstein Yeah, look, my medication needs changing ‘cos it’s clearly not working, so I’ve just had some more ‘cos YOLO.

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edyong209 WUT? But I signed a petition! RT @WhySharksMatter: Things don’t become law instantly just because you sign an online petition in support.

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A One Direction-related stabbing in Ballarat? thecourier.com.au/story/1979223/… Bah, fuckin’ amateurs compared with Bangkok! bangkokpost.com/lite/topstorie…

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safzoro Pic of the full moon from last night. Tweaked to try to bring out detail. pic.twitter.com/hpn54fFuH0

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Idealaw Headline of the day: “School children evacuated after false leg sparks paedophile panic at leisure centre”

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OH JUST BRING ON THE FUCKING ASTEROID WILL YOU.

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Apparently @zackwhittaker doesn’t know about the 28th Street demons.

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zackwhittaker Cab driver 8N57 is being a prick. Refuses to drop me off on 28th Street. Reason? “Demons.” Fine. Demons then.

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RT @oberonsghost: I’ve found my emergency peppermints. [Are they as big as an asteroid, and can they destroy the Earth?]

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RT @PacketNetworks: 00000000, so I’ve heard. [No, that was for the early PALs. It doesn’t work any more. Erm, so I was told. Yes, “told”.]

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Does anyone know any nuclear launch codes? Asking for a friend.

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RT @mogadeet: All the alerts will be about baristas being off sick. [NEVER A TRUER WORD WAS SAID.]

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Crying. For your children. And your children’s children.

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“Twitter emergency alert service”? Oh what the actual fuck is WRONG with this planet? [Impales own head on spike, repeatedly.]

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See, I can do modern medias.

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“Lawyer for Santa Accused of Public Handjob Demands Article Be Yanked”, but see what happened next! gawker.com/lawyer-for-san…

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sortius I can’t believe someone would print such fallacious shit then pass it off as s study pic.twitter.com/a1AbobnJtJ

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@RealNickHodge Oh. Sorry, you do understand. I’ll take that back.

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@RealNickHodge It’s called “narrative structure”. You wouldn’t understand.

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expectproblems Hey just an FYI if you see a dude with Google Glasses on it’s okay to punch him, I just checked with my lawyer.

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Congrats to @macgibbon @nphair on a useful addition to the conversation on online privacy.

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Lulwut? imgur.com has the highest cookie count, with 93 cookies?

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Centre for Internet Safety’s “2013 Australian Online Privacy Index”, ranking privacy policies and practices of sites. canberra.edu.au/cis/storage/AO…

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@jeffsonstein @bronwen Whatever you do, Jeff, don’t mention “books”.

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Yeah I feel dreadful. I’m pretty sure I have been made into soup during the night.

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jeffsonstein [no shit] MT @bronwen: “…investigations using open sources, can inform traditional methods [of journalism].” Eliot Higgins/Brown Moses.

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Greedy unregulated startup in being-greedy-and-unregulated shock.

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Maybe if I ask someone to lick me and tell me whether I taste like soup or not.

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I wonder if my brain will work today? What if it’s been scooped out and I’ve been made into soup? Would I even know? I’m afraid.

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ascheink This is how you pick the headline font size in the @HuffingtonPost CMS pic.twitter.com/t5wpteHpCM

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veterantraveler Hotel rules about pets. Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/j42AvrOKYg

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_lucyfur_ I did not fart. There is a dead possum under the couch. Stop looking at me like that. I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP.

… and I can fart at night.

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Well today has gotten off to a confusing start. Time now for coffee, and to see how the Senate NBN Committee has been reported overnight.

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@chris23 OK, Mr Tuesday, so who do we choose for Mr Thursday?

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@myrcurial Saves time? A half Godwin sounds like an ineffective wrestling move? Dunno, my brain isn’t working yet today.

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bitcoin_txt People hating on Bitcoin blow my mind…It’s like a conversation at a Nazi concentration camp

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Sorry, just thinking aloud.

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Scoop out all their brains and make soup.

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Right. OK. But that’s “Mr Wednesday” to you.

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