Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 19th, 2013

Gosh is that the time. I haven’t been drinking.

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RT @sylmobile Abandoned by @oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus and @stilgherrian! [Well there are limits, FFS.]

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bitcoin_txt if you’re a true believer, you believe in the network, you believe in Bitcoin and its future no matter what happens.

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RT @mpesce: @stilgherrian SHINY SHINY POWER [That’s the one, yes.]

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OH: “@mpesce used to be such a softcock, but now he’s just drunk with power.”

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RT @TradeReviewView: @stilgherrian Censorship,alien anal probes and a crying koala. kotaku.com/south-park-gam… [Oh this is SO special.]

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@R_Chirgwin @jonoabroad We have progressed beyond their tame advice.

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R_Chirgwin A handful of flea shampoo quite spoils the bouquet of a cheap red wine.

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More Bridge, in the middle distance instagram.com/p/iGCjWMiFjm/

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OH: “Just take guidance from the unicorn.”

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Not pushing people into the path of an oncoming train.

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thewetmale RT @wordsonaplatfrm: So @snifferdogsSYD looks to be a useful service

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We’re late, because of him, as usual.

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“Hi, I’m Ali, a Taiwanese bubble artist.”

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OH FFS GET ON WITH IT.

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chrisberg cash for everyone!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Thing filed for @CSO_Australia too. So I’ve achieved last Friday’s targets. Well done me.

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@scottcarson1957 Now now, be nice. It’s (nearly) Christmas.

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I seriously need some new headshots.

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srpeatling Are you a “well presented young lady”? You could be Miss Summernats 2014 summernats.com.au/pages/?ParentP…

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 4:01 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

expectproblems I FOUND THE RUM.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@RealNickHodge @jonoabroad Yeah I thought I’d let that one through to the keeper.

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@jonoabroad I gave up on the tech scene years ago. I just shake my head slowly and, softly, cry.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains rabbits.

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WeathermanABC Adelaide city has broken the December heat record with a tops of 43.1 so far. Previous record 42.5 Kent St station has 36 years of record

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

chrisberg changed to christmas avatar so war on christmas drones can identify which side i’m on

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

theburgerman It’s true. instagram.com/p/iFm6WYpnUQ/

via Instagram (retweeted on 2:11 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

LaTrioli @stilgherrian @chrisjrn Knock it off, you weirdos.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:02 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Simon_Cullen Malcolm Turnbull wearing a Santa hat on his eCard… pic.twitter.com/NvJLc6lr0T

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

dcuthbert With the intelligence services tapping everything, crims be going old school again pic.twitter.com/RU4VrT9OQB

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@leslienassar WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

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jstogdill Tor never fails, but people that use it keep getting caught.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

James_Jeffrey That awkward moment when your son’s pet tree frog swallows a small cicada and the cicada keeps singing from the inside.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

I HAVE NOT HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE FUCK YOU.

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The Hansard of Tuesday’s public hearing by the Senate NBN Select Committee is at parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/downl… [PDF]

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Cross-correlating my angry tweets with Hansard because journalism.

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RT @BrigadierSlog: Someone’s got some splaining to do
pixiereef.com pic.twitter.com/iZ4cTGLSdA [“Recycling is good for the Earth”?]

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expectproblems Lizard monsters usually do when pretending to be human. RT @dannolan: far out why does tone look so awkward in EVERY photo he’s in

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Pinboard Oxidative metabolism is the main cause of aging. Eat a diet rich in trilobites and hydrogen sulfide

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Pinboard Join me in persuading paleo people to go on the pre-Cambrian diet instead

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illywhacker_ There is no way you will read anything funnier today than the first paragraph of this editorial. pic.twitter.com/dncxFzZbFm

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:30 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@llament Heh. It’s OK. And I well understand the difference. I just tire of “attacks” from folks who haven’t looked at the context.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to llament

@llament So, do you know what quotation marks mean?

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@rwerkh Perhaps @joshgnosis knows, but I know nothing more than what’s in that story.

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“I’ve never come across a person who describes themselves as ‘Libertarian’ whose understanding of the way society works is not puddle-deep.”

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“Nice one, George”, writes @mumbletwits on the Tim Wilson appointment. blogs.theaustralian.news.com.au/mumble/index.p…

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johnb78 “What’s that contactless data exchange protocol called?” / “NFC.” / “Fine, I’ll ask somebody else…”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

DebIsda Still chuckling about the creative use of tinsel in emergency at Calvary Hospital pic.twitter.com/eamSkvVNLI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:02 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“Optus gets 520Mbps speeds on 4G TD-LTE network”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/au/optus-gets-…

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paulkidd Shop lady: Are you ready for 40?
Me: Oh, honey, I left 40 behind a long time ago.
Lady: I was talking about the weather.

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joshgnosis Bring Your Kids to Work Day aka Sennheiser Headphones Appreciation day.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“Mad World” sung by a dancing German robot? Why yes, obviously. youtube.com/watch?v=9B39FC… HT @darrenpauli

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Vice_Is_Hip Next month, we find out why Angelina Jolie attempted to adopt Tibet

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

kim_weatherall Stand up and cheer! My awesome colleague Ben Saul on the AG’s ’ perverse, facile and fanatical’ ‘rights crusade’: smh.com.au/comment/champi…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:05 AM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

bitcoin_txt A country that embraces bitcoin early will have a lot of rich people later pic.twitter.com/yNPFLPyGE8

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Why are so many stories spinning “Apple finally forced to obey Australian Consumer Law” as as act of generosity by Apple? Muppets.

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RT @darrenpauli: I heard it was to rush Bashar al-Assad’s citizenship and subsequent appointment to the cabinet. [Makes sense.]

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oknermin Ladies and gentlemen, the . Well done. pic.twitter.com/Qnra4JO6u7

via Twitter for Samsung Tablets (retweeted on 10:56 AM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Five bucks says this “adoption emergency” is about sorting out someone’s citizenship so they can play sport for Australia.

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So apparently Australia has been having an adoption regulation emergency that requires urgent action. Glad you’re onto that, Mr Rabbit.

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johnb78 The Daily Mail knows who to blame on the day a predatory paedophile gets his 35 year sentence: pic.twitter.com/nZ5dHbLlUI

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

SnarkyPlatypus Have there ever been any good NBN feelings?

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 10:40 AM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

mattjpwns @stilgherrian you just said NAO. If I hear you bitching about doge again, accusations of hypocrisy will be thrown. Such accusations. Wow.

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Oh FFS, bring on that goddam asteroid NAO. geargrinder.co.uk Also, you’d have to stop every 300m to change coffee beans. Arsehats.

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@chrisjrn For the chance to watch @LaTrioli soak in apple juice and yoghurt, I’m willing to try.

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RT @chrisjrn: @LaTrioli Soak in very fresh apple juice and a sprinkling of cinnamon overnight, two scoops of Greek yoghurt. [Can I watch?]

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It’s going to be a very Cyberbreachy Christmas this year, I think.

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briankrebs WSJ confirms that U.S. Secret Service is investigating a breach at Target ow.ly/rTUue

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RT @dobes: HAHAHAHAHA, bitcoinkin. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6929705 [You don’t understand, @dobes, financial regulation is Hitler.]

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RT @BernardKeane: NSA review panel report: 1.usa.gov/1c1LcHP [Oh. More bedtime reading, I see…]

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altmed_txt I can never respect anyone who isnt vegan. i know that sounds horrible but when you think about it its like asking someone to respect hitler

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<retweet of allegedly amusing animal photograph>

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OH: “Emperor of Queensland.”

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BernardKeane Folks, if you like Love, Actually, you are a bad person. I don’t mean that as a joke or snark - you really need to have a look at yourself.

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expectproblems SSH SEKRIT PROJECT at @fegames DONT TELL ANYONE!!!1@2!!!! RT @leighformayor: I am doing important research today. pic.twitter.com/d16QUnUx6q

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So Tim Wilson has made use of the memory hole, has he? It’s a shame he didn’t deploy that other thing, the “spine”. Bodes plusgood.

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MarkDiStef Just caught David Brooks’ baffling column about millenials coming for him nytimes.com/2013/12/17/opi… internet responds nymag.com/daily/intellig…

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Damn Chinese hackers. Allegedly. Something something attribution is haaaaaaaard.

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RT @washingtonpost: Hackers broke into our servers wapo.st/18Sd6BA [Yeah, they do that sort of thing.]

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I AM NEARLY WAKE NOW AND I AM SURE THAT IN A VERY SHORT TIME I WILL HAVE A WORKING BRAIN.

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emmyblotnick Please say “On Ice” RT @TIME See Mitt Romney like you’ve never seen him before

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KimKierkegaard You exist. You are a human being. The sun shines for you, and your eyebrows are thick, natural and amazing.

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That’s pretty much my whole MO you’re sledging there.

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franksting Toshiba are leading innovation by putting last centuries operating system on a tablet using last decades materials.

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franksting “In Bitcoin, the Valley sees another…fat exit, but without the annoying costs of policing fraud and handling chargebacks this time around”

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RT @mikko: Chinese rover diorama shows Europe being nuked. io9.com/chinese-rover-… pic.twitter.com/vstbf8gr17 [Best thing for it…]

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@thebreg KInd of. It was for the sashay. Gannets don’t sashay, as far as I know.

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firstdogonmoon I’M CALLING IT BILL SHORTEN WILL BE NEXT PM TONY WILL BE LIBERATED TO GET ON WITH HIS LIFE

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I can’t wake up properly. I think I’ve become a zombie.

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But the worst part was… God, I can still taste it… the Pure Blonde. [Shudder.]

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They had been threatened with guns.

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But fortunately all five of the girls, they were dancers, had hidden their tampons in a secret compartment in the bedhead back at the hotel.

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I remember now, three business magnates drowned as their train carriage sank in the river. They’d previously been interrogating the girls.

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RT @mattdasilva Were you in a park at Bondi … ? [No, it was indoors, a TV studio mostly, watching film of a train crashing into a river.]

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I woke up shaking after a terrible dream: I was made to take my shirt off and drink Pure Blonde. It was horrific.

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Oh. Yeah. And it’s Thursday.

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runasand Harvard student receives F for failure while sending “anonymous” bomb threat: forbes.com/sites/runasand…

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PJORourke Can’t promise to be daily but can promise to be beastly — am joining The Daily Beast Jan. 1 thebea.st/Junt8i via @thedailybeast

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