Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 20th, 2013

Skipping over the fact that the place is a morgue.

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JM77 OH: “No. I only have £1 and I’m walking around Ealing wearing a onesie.”

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RT @NewtonMark I don’t think I’m as impressed by a life-sized lego car as a lot of other people seem to be. [With you 100% on this.]

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oliverlaughland Scott Morrison has just released three internal reviews of boat sinkings. On a Friday afternoon. Just before Xmas: customs.gov.au/site/page4290.…

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oliverlaughland Here’s David Marr’s video report on Morrison’s press conference today. Full audio of of conference coming shortly: theguardian.com/world/video/20…

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Experiencing a punchable moment.

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I am about to Embark Upon on a Journey into the Suburbs. This will be Educational.

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“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, negotiating with a man making bomb threats, an extended Christmas panel discussion.”

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RT @jeamland: I believe this is relevant to @stilgherrian’s interests: artspeakchina.org/mediawiki/imag… [I believe it is too. Thank you.]

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@0xmchow @Veracode @WeldPond @piecritic So, with the ID and cookies in that screenshot, can we also hack the student’s Facebook account?

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0xmchow A student of mine found the Facebook iOS app records phone’s battery, memory, and conn info CC @Veracode @WeldPond pic.twitter.com/kmt7eBaqtV

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Being part of an angry mob, prosecuting a cause that has fuck all to do with me, is ever so much fun.

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EnsignR This is what a fare evader looks like. Tags off before we cross into zone 2. pic.twitter.com/7oEZHLyBjQ

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TenNewsADEL What a fizzer.. A truck carrying a load of Coca Cola cans crashes west of Melbourne. pic.twitter.com/LaGIcGS707

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bitcoin_txt nearing death, put all your assets in a brain wallet, then freeze yourself. This will give people of the future an incentive to unfreeze you

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barryofarrell ABC reporting I’ve been evacuated from Parliament House. News to me!

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firstdogonmoon also a potato tried to kill me

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BlogsofWar BREAKING: North Korea threatens to….oh who cares?

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chrisberg man imagine if people read my tweets

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chrisberg i don’t type my articles i spit them

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chrisberg TIP: drink

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chrisberg TIP: colourful socks can add spice to an otherwise forgettable personality

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@paulwallbank Those low mounds were made by lyrebirds, and don’t let anyone tell you different.

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Wondering where @paulwallbank buried the corpses.

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bitcoin_txt High volatility is good for Bitcoin. I have been very consistent on this position. The people who say that volatility is bad are wrong.

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I might spend the rest of 2013 just drinking absinthe and retweeting @chrisberg.

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chrisberg they’re called human -rights- not human -lefts-

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chrisberg you are not a person you are just a tiny slice of aggregate demand

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chrisberg there are insects on this train cc/ government

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Someone wake me when the Abbott government takes responsibility for something. I’ll mix the drinks.

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RT @jennamclarke: Perth woman sues deli owner after drinking sperm from bottled water watoday.com.au/wa-news/perth-… [I can’t add a joke to this.]

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@phbarratt I know it well, and it never fails to both amuse and frustrate me. It’s like watching chooks fight.

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phbarratt @stilgherrian Happens all the time. Partisans take any criticism of their mob as partisan, criticism of others as fair comment.

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Pavlov had to go to all the trouble of ringing a bell before his dogs started salivating. In the political derposphere, it’s trigger words.

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It’s hilarious when you say one thing that’s not complimentary about one party and you’re immediately assumed to be a stooge of the other.

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@somuchbullsh @phbarratt That’s really quite funny. You didn’t even bother to look at the context, did you? What a fucktard.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Copper condition curtails cut-price NBN’s great leap forward” zd.net/1erNBip

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So all the ALP tribalists retweeting me, you DO know that the concentration camps for refugees thing was originally Labor’s idea, right?

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I’ll stop now, because I’m about three tweets away from calling for a military coup, and it’s too nice a day to have to call out The Van.

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Dear Every Elected Member in Canberra, tell me about the day you decided it was OK to run concentration camps. What did it feel like?

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What was it Lt-Gen David Morrison said again? “The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.” Well brav-fucking-o, Australia.

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menendymendez let that roll around your mouth like a fine wine. taste the small-minded villainy and vindictive attention to every sort of inhumanity.

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menendymendez “…medications have also been discarded without being recorded. Glasses, hearing aids and prosthetics are confiscated and often destroyed.”

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menendymendez we’re like a month out from finding out that they stack asylums seekers into human pyramids for cavity searches.

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At precisely which point in Australia’s history did we decide that comprehensive bastardry to others would be our guiding principle?

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So not only does Australia run concentration camps, we do so viciously and incompetently and then try to cover it up. theguardian.com/world/2013/dec…

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jack_daniel Year in review:
Let’s not do that again.

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So after hearing of someone’s misery on the Twitters, I did some research and found this. Share and enjoy. youtube.com/watch?v=GCNppE…

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RT @dobes: WHY IS THAT FUCKHEAD BONO IN THERE?!? [Another evergreen question… @mrgrumpystephen]

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JeffreyGoldberg In which a woman who was not carrying drugs is billed for a rectal exam forced on her by the U.S. Border Patrol: reason.com/blog/2013/12/1…

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chrisberg the ipa’s latest annual report is here for your great interest ipa.org.au/images/ipa_201…

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chrisberg you will all be interested to learn i purchased a t shirt today it is navy blue

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“I want Bitcoin to die in a fire: this is a start, but it’s not sufficient,” writes @cstross, with some depth. antipope.org/charlie/blog-s…

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RT @dobes: @stilgherrian if they were attached to a change.org petition! [I KNOW I HAVE ALREADY UNDONE MY PANTS.]

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RT @NewtonMark: @bitcoin_txt @stilgherrian Pump and dump. [Yep, that’s pretty much my morning in a nutshell. Sorry.]

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bitcoin_txt I feel like if we got out at least 100 tweets at a medium sized merchant to accept Bitcoin it might trigger some action.

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bitcoin_txt The first sign of a tsunami is all the water pulling away.

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“Tim Wilson’s appointment to Human Rights Commission has nothing to do with ‘rebalancing’”, writes @JustinianNews smh.com.au/comment/tim-wi…

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RT @DAngeloFisher: Congratulations @niltiac (Caitlin Fitzsimmons) who will be deputy editor of BRW.com.au in 2014. [Indeed!]

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BernardKeane A new Institute of Criminology paper out today casts doubt on whether ID scanners reduce violence at drinking venues bit.ly/1gJedLP

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@paulkidd @theretronaut You’re welcome. I am an Angel of Mercy.

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@glengyron @jplonie Oh I have no idea where I’ll be in January.

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liz_buckley I see Peter Jackson has made his film again.

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Wait. There are gay figure skaters now? When did that start?

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MT @CanberraInsider: 1991: Paul Keating replaced Bob Hawke as PM… pic.twitter.com/ykP8MoJE3H [Please lower your trousers now.]

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CallOut4 Trickle-down economics pic.twitter.com/P2K2oIVeaV

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VICE Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan, Part II bit.ly/1kZ8GON

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Vice_Is_Hip ‘Could I BE any more fellated?’ - when Matthew Perry relapsed into Vicodin addiction & paid a passerby thousands to suck him off in Miami

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@glengyron @jplonie For the past couple of weeks I have been an Angel of Mercy in Chatswood. Because I’m wonderful.

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I agree with @leslienassar, these should be our resumes. vizify.com/stilgherrian/t…

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If you give me a gun now, right now, like QUICKLY, I promise that I will only use it responsibly. OBVIOUSLY.

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I really, really want a gun now.

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I think I’ll write up “10 Types of ‘People’ Who Should Be Sodomised With A Broken Broomhandle Before 2014”. That’d be the responsible thing.

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RT @leslienassar: Why are you like this? pic.twitter.com/BjfMm8fNI4 [Wow. Pure SMEGjuice straight from the source. Kill me now.]

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@franksting @maldamkar So what you’re saying is that the level of the bevel is more important than the angle of the dangle. Good.

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So let’s consider. “Leftists” give you Peppa Pig. Free market capitalism gives you this. This is our future. valleywag.gawker.com/startups-humil…

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Dear Venture Capital Investors, this is what they did with your money. valleywag.gawker.com/startups-humil… HT the brave @leslienassar

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“Currently 721 comments are waiting for approval.” Oh thank you, Christmas spambots.

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@franksting @maldamkar I presume it’s all to do with the radius of curvature on the bevelled edges.

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In similar logic to that RT, murderers exist, and anyone can be a murderer, therefore merida and elsa are murderers. Also, penguins.

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TumblrTXT you know how i can infer that merida and elsa are queer? because queer people exist, and anyone can be queer.

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RT @myrcurial: Love the “Bond-eque” pose @Sam_Merulla has in his holiday greeting. pic.twitter.com/WvhNLCypuY [More “loan shark”, I’d say.]

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I’m sure that some sort of crime has been committed.

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Friday. How was this allowed to happen?

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tristankenney And then you are reminded of the asparagus you consumed earlier in the evening

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RT @cxi If you search the internet for Jesus Cat you get a lot of interesting results…. [Also adding ‘duck’ and/or ‘naked’ to the search.]

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RT @sylmobile Fuck, I love the judicious use of the French horn… [But most ladies charge $40 extra for that kink.]

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Look, I’m just a reporter.

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OH: “Doesn’t @franksting have a lubed iPad up his arse or something?”

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RT @franksting I’m not buying a MacPro [I’m thrilled. No, really.]

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