Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 21st, 2013

ScottRhodie Goose died :(

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

ramdac For the curious, this is why & how dogecoin works and will be a success. i.imgur.com/3POyupA.jpg

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Renzo_Soprano Read. Laugh. Retweet. pic.twitter.com/1NzFQw5oxk

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AstroKatie Did you enjoy sciencing in Australia in 2011-2013? ‘Cause yeah we’re done with all that now. eatstat.com/2013/12/14/arc… pic.twitter.com/ZklKls6Zxp

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p_perez Why is Peter Pan always flying? He never lands. I love this joke because it never grows old.

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@MatthewBevan Hah! You were far from the only one, actually.

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Pro Tip: Non-commercial carol singing can be found at your local church in a range of denominations. But you may have to get off your arse.

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So there’s commercial activity in relation to commercial TV program? Goodness me. When did that start happening.

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drunkenmadman So, you’re a “republican”, right? But you think Jesus is king, and when he comes back, he’ll rule? And you see no paradox here?

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“UK’s New Mandatory Porn Filter Already Defeated By A Single Chrome Extension” techdirt.com/articles/20131…

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paulcarr Oh great, now there’s a racist white person in South Africa.

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expectproblems Homoerotic tension just hit the third dimension! RT @ScottRhodie: Top Gun in 3D!!!!!! Yes!!!!

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semibogan I was made for derping you, baby, you were made for derping me

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oberonsghost Derping NSA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @AnnieMOnline: tou tou tou tou tou tou touch me I want to feel derpy [Oh yes!]

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“I have become comfortably derp.”

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“Derp me, I want your body.”

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RT @gths: Taking Tiger Mountain By Derp [This is, I believe, the government’s strategy.]

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Twinarp The derp goes on

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For folks in Sydney, Melbourne etc, the moment of Summer Solstice is coming up at 0411 AEDT Sunday morning. Get ready to burn things.

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21st Century Schizoid Derp.

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gths Tubular Derp

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jgwr Herpy Derpy Heart

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gths The Derp Lies Down On Broadway

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And when you have listened to Mr Fripp’s “Exposure”, @mpesce, you should follow it with this. Obviously. youtube.com/watch?v=POos4w…

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cafuego @mpesce Oooh good man :-) Wish you were derp.

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@mpesce “It is impossible to achieve the aim without suffering.”

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@mpesce Fuck him. Parody is protected fair dealing under the Copyright Act. Fuck him with a broken broomhandle.

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mpesce “There is no derp side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it’s all derp.”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

mpesce The Derp Side of the Moon

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NickMotown The Corrs are looking well grumpy these days. pic.twitter.com/yCB5pG9J9Q

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:18 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

jpwarren Beethoven’s 5th Derp

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Asher_Wolf “Mummy, you’re the most booootiful mummy I eva saw before we left the house.” Christmas is cancelled.

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We owe thanks to @johnemcintyre for coining a remarkably useful new word for the holiday season. baltimoresun.com/news/language-…

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OK, I have some things to do now, so you’re going to have to make work all on your own. If you’re up to the task.

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jeamland Last Train to Derpcentral

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jeamland What time is derp?

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jeamland @stilgherrian I just derped, I derped all night and day…

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llament Give me some derps who are stout hearted derps

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:28 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

ClintonDucas Unchained Derpery

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GarvilchMariana It’s a fine line between pleasure and derp.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RedbayPuppy Like derp soldiers

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safzoro De Do Do Do, De Derp Derp Derp ping @stilgherrian

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RedbayPuppy I guess that’s why they call it the derps

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

GarvilchMariana O Come All Ye Derpful

Ping @stilgherrian

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

sylmobile Who let the derp out?

via Polly (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

There’s no way a silly meme can beat a shaved hamster or destroying a stranger’s career. Sulk.

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llament I could have derped all night

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

BundyB @RealNickHodge Derp 2

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mattdasilva Please derp me oh yeah, like I derp you

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mpesce

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RT @MidnightReyn Tip of the day - if you shave a hamster, it ends up looking like an itty bitty hippopotamus. pic.twitter.com/SF07RgBPbL

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mattjpwns .@stilgherrian “I can feel derp coming in the air tonight…”

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RT @BundyB @stilgherrian rather surprised we haven’t had Derp Around The Clock yet. [But now we have.]

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“How derp is your love?” HT @SnarkyPlatypus 

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R_Chirgwin @stilgherrian The derp that ate Five Dock.

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misskylie77 @stilgherrian Rolling in the Derp

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chrisjrn @stilgherrian I herped a derp and I liked it?

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Supercalifragilistisexpialiderp

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“The tweets are alive with the sound of derp.”

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“Derp derp, deeper in derp.”

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“Derp! In the name of love…” [You know what to do now, right?]

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@Bfklin @Zac_R @BlogsofWar She said something daft in public, therefore photo-surveillance of her subsequent movements is fine? I see.

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I’m so glad that we get angry when the internet is used for arbitrary, privacy-intruding surveillance. pic.twitter.com/qTzTvathWE HT @Zac_R

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jonathonio is there a tool that lets me filter out tweets NOT about this Justine person? I only want to read tweets about that from now on

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“Derp! In the name of love…”

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He who controls the tweets controls the derpoverse.

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So that was fun, who are we going to hate next?

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chrisberg space lizards feed on your outrage

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@R_Chirgwin My people love me. It is all possible thanks to the love of my people.

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I have never said anything daft or in questionable taste on the internet, so I am going to cast the first 320 stones.

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misc What happened to “don’t feed the troll”? Is it now “force feed the troll until her intestines rupture”?

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

kjhealy I don’t think America has watched a landing this closely since Apollo 13 re-entered the earth’s atmosphere in 1970.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

pourmecoffee When i was young before Twitter, we only had friends and family to hate and seethe with outrage over and it was fine with us. We made do.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

drunkenpredator Who is this Justine person and why do you guys keep sending me coordinates?

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But the real IP address is masked by the Tor. Here is the mask: 255.0.0.0. Oh this is such a hoot! youtube.com/watch?v=BBQ7uk…

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“Through the VM I am now fixed to this 127 address [127.0.0.1, which was served out by the Tor].”

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“I can tell you that Mariana’s web [the fifth layer of the deep web] is some sort of Google. It contains a lot of Quantum computing.”

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Do you understandify cybers?No, you do not. Watch this video and you will now be understandify all cybers. youtube.com/watch?v=BBQ7uk…

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Have the snipers been deployed to Cape Town airport yet? They should be able to get her as she steps off the plane.

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Vice_Is_Hip “Kill me” - Find out what happened when we sent Sweden’s saddest man to spend Christmas with Morrissey

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Thank you, @SenatorLudlam. I can promise that your fiery death can be made quick and painless.

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SenatorLudlam much as i might object to being fired into the sun, this derptacular piece by @stilgherrian is worth reading - zdnet.com/copper-conditi…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

NewtonMark Our concentration camp policy is exporting tuberculosis to Nauru and Manus. Scott “Typhoid” Morrison: KPI smashed. arseh.at/4ibj

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explanoit Can we go back to when Huawei were the bad guys

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Vice_Is_Hip How Nike sponsored a violent uprising in Angola in order to film an edgy advertising campaign

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THE EGGS, THEY FLOAT!

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RT @JacketNation: @BlogsofWar @stilgherrian Is the fridge plugged in? [YES THE FRIDGE IS PLUGGED IN.]

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The carton is not there, @DavidWaggoner @BlogsofWar @oberonsghost, and the code on the eggs themselves is “unhelpful”.

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How long do eggs last in the fridge? Asking for a friend.

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Vice_Is_Hip “Cars are SO violent” - Why the Dutch remake of Knight Rider features a talking bicycle

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@bernietb @NewtonMark Maybe Austal can build us a nice big B-Ark…

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@NewtonMark Yes. We’re more or less on the same page, just angry about different details at different times. Kill them. Kill them all.

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@NewtonMark … so it’s really a matter of whether Telstra is bullshitting or is merely incompetent.

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@NewtonMark True. I’m angry at Telstra’s inability to know the state of its copper network, but spending money on it would’ve been daft…

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@NewtonMark And that wasn’t helped by the fibretards demanding that FTTP was the ONLY thing that’s ever be acceptable. Fibre or nothing.

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@NewtonMark I agree with all of that. The cause is, I think, the political-media idea that adapting a plan to change is “backflip” failure.

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@ariaflame @toriKh Indeed. I’ve never understood the tribal zealots, our stuff good their stuff bad, it seems remarkably stupid.

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Attempting to stand.

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I refer there to the NBN thing I wrote yesterday, which contains rabbits. zdnet.com/copper-conditi…

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Thanks, @IanThorp @AdrianOHara @stryqx @KarlskiB, I had fun writing that piece.

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RT @jeamland: So @stilgherrian, apparently this is possible in Skyrim: imgur.com/a/yC0WL [Well that does seem to solve most problems.]

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RT @michaelmeloni: it involves considerable lubrication and a hundred dollar note [Have you put your rates up?]

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Vice_Is_Hip “Puff a bit of Mark, man” - We smoked the best pages from the bible with San Francisco’s hippest born again christians

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:26 AM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Vice_Is_Hip The Reykjavik hipster who built a new Internet out of vintage jeans and old photos of bicycles

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There has to be a better way.

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Saturday, brought to you by an irritatingly loud koel and a vast number of empty wine bottles.

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Why am I even still conscious?

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\Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Copper condition curtails cut-price NBN’s great leap forward” zd.net/1erNBip

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Me at @CSO_Australia:”Turn your security inside out for added agility, says Oracle” cso.com.au/article/534709…

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OH: “I’ve always found Kyle hot, in a weird kind of way.” Kill me now.

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Ryan Seacrest is still a thing?

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Well, “chauffeured” is a bit strong. It’s just a taxi.

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Being chauffeured through North Shore suburbs.

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OH: “I don’t understand this whole auto-eroticism thing. Isn’t it just about being fat and out of breath?”

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NewtonMark I’m gonna stop you right there. RT @peterjblack: “What Is Duck Dynasty and What Does It Have to Do With a Man’s Anus?”

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 12:47 AM, Dec 21st, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

OH: “We don’t have scotch in the house for a reason.”

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