Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 22nd, 2013

Pandamoanimum Only 14 more iPhone charges until Christmas!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:45 PM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Former head of security at Tel Aviv’s Ben Gurion Airport explains, clearly, why US TSA is useless. cracked.com/blog/7-reasons… HT @NewtonMark

via Janetter for Mac

@BernardKeane Just checking, you’ll be watching “Love, Actually” tonight?

via Janetter for Mac

Fuck the lot of you.

via Janetter for Mac

Explaining things to a stubborn arsehat.

via Janetter for Mac

@RealNickHodge I have no idea, I am simply observing the response of the zeitgeist hive-mind internet-o-verse.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to RealNickHodge

cxi If at first you don’t succeed. OMG YOU’RE A FAILURE. YOU’RE DEAD TO ME!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

New blog post, much delayed: “Weekly Wrap 183: Predictions, food and wine” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/18…

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There seems to be some dissatisfaction regarding the alleged sporting prowess of the Sydney Football Club.

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Some sensible thinking on the Duck Dynasty [whatever that is] brouhaha by the sensible @johnemcintyre baltimoresun.com/news/language-…

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I made the mistake of mentioning the cucumber and he went all funny.

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@AshKyd Well that’s a lovely thought, thank you, but a tad indiscriminate.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to AshKyd

“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, ocean surveillance strategies, and a special report from our Self-Righteousness Correspondent.”

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firstdogonmoon COME ON TWITTER WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? pic.twitter.com/ITXUdUHdah

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

New blog post, much delayed: “Weekly Wrap 182: Christmas begins on Sydney Harbour” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/18…

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HunkyJimpjorps whenever Google Glass detects a poor person, it gently whispers into your ear that poverty is an individual failing

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

People are so ordinary.

via Janetter for Mac

Brian_Thill This world may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:48 PM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@carolprobets @ApostrophePong But so hard to photograph because they flit away so fast!

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to carolprobets

carolprobets Remember the birds in hot weather! Provide clean shallow water in a safe shady spot. pic.twitter.com/pUMRYyDCrF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

ranjit Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask one question.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:33 PM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Words… meanings… what even are they.

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Vice_Is_Hip Why some guy in Israel did some thing we expected

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Vice_Is_Hip We sold Angelina Jolie a brick with the word ‘COOL’ written on it for $500,000 because we told her it was an original Banksy piece

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:38 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @cathywilcox1: Here I go taking Tony’s words completely out of context. pic.twitter.com/AAefBgP1eT [You evil Walkley-winning evil woman you!]

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firstdogonmoon the latest house moving update - emptying the fridge has resulted in a trail of pickle juice down the hallway

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

prestontowers This wins the weekend RT @mrgrumpystephen:

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“Breaking the silence: Men sexually assaulted in [US] military speak out”, reports @starsandstripes stripes.com/news/us/breaki… HT @BlogsofWar

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jstogdill Do you ever scroll through your twitter stream and figure out who would play each character in Animal Farm?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

beatonna Holiday do’s and don’ts pic.twitter.com/snFdCIhjxd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

paulkidd The Leveson Inquiry? MT @rupertmurdoch: What’s better than family Xmas, even in heat wave?

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:54 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Can I have some of what Dennis is on? pic.twitter.com/7KEIEb67oL HT @kinshasha via @jg_rat

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@Rob_Stott You need to go all BuzzFeed for the occasion. “40 Ways To Look Busy for Rupert”.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to Rob_Stott

Vice_Is_Hip “I’ve finally done it!” - How Fatboy Slim spent the last 15 years remixing an Oasis song, and why it still sounds exactly like Oasis

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Arash_Mohebbi@ashly_burch: This is a Christmas themed “geek” costume. So many questions. pic.twitter.com/SgeUbwskNm” looks like @hexsteph but not a geek?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“Vladimir Putin: Soviet leader Joseph Stalin was no worse than Oliver Cromwell”, and, erm, comments. independent.ie/world-news/eur…

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AlanHungover Every time you think your life is crap just imagine a tree that took 20 years to grow to end up being a Justin Bieber notebook.

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:34 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

knobcreek Your new holiday cocktail - the Holiday Maple Old Fashioned. Get the recipe here:
knobcreek.com/recipes/knob-c… pic.twitter.com/txtscg41aU

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 9:20 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@R_Chirgwin Sorry, line noise. Wouldn’t happen with fibre.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to R_Chirgwin

RT @R_Chirgwin: Since there’s a break coming up - do my followers have any favourite slash fiction sites?

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willozap Thinking I might write an article for the guardian about how factory named teddy bears are ruining childhood

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:10 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

James_Stacey_ Puts Aus wages in context! How long must you work at minimum wage to buy a Big Mac in countries around the world? pic.twitter.com/oI2vc74dCn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:50 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

AlbertoNardelli French officials fine pub €9K for “undeclared labour” after customer returns empty glasses to the bar independent.co.uk/news/business/… (via @eurocrat)

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:39 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

paulcarr Going to send a possibly racist tweet to 175 followers. Hope I don’t get chased across the world by strangers calling for me to be murdered!

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:38 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@R_Chirgwin That’s largely because you’re weird.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to R_Chirgwin

MKupperman I’m reading Malcolm Gladwell’s WANK BANK: HOW TO TURN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD INTO A PORNOGRAPHY SUPERSTORE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:22 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@ozdj Something something Liza Minnelli.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to ozdj

MT @ozdj: Geena was farting intensely. She has been relocated… [No, she spells it “Gina”.]

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JennyJohnsonHi5 It’s almost Christmas, be sure to stash a phone charger and bottle of alcohol in the bathroom. We’re gonna get through this together.

via Echofon (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Ignoring the strange animal noises from other parts of the house. I’m sure it’s all legal and stuff.

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How can that be the actual time?

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Watching an ISS spacewalk live? Yeah, I wrote about that in 2006. Yawn. stilgherrian.com/space/us_space…

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“I am full of life and looking forward to meeting someone with whom I can have a good laugh and enjoy the fabulous things life can offer.”

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New Scientist has a dating site? What the actual fuck? dating.newscientist.com

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OH: “‘Apparently, when US officials scream “terrorism!” to justify what they’ve done, they’re often lying.’ Yeah, well thanks for that.”

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OH: “Oh what the hell is Glenn Greenwald tweeting about now?”

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Vice_Is_Hip Why Belgian’s most philanthropic sex offender has opened a theme park inside his rectum

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:53 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“Sheeple.” I love* how folks who use the word “sheeple” seems to spend most of their time uncritically parroting slogans. (*laugh heaps at)

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shit_rbtc_says Those who are capable of independent critical thinking will figure it out and get into Bitcoin early while sheeple will be late to the party

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:45 AM, Dec 22nd, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

So this is basically the BEST reality TV show ever. “Sex House”. Watch it, you fools! youtube.com/watch?v=0App7Q…

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“Frogs will die, you have many more.”

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