Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 27th, 2013

@semibogan I don’t understand how your request could even be possible.

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Look, People, I’ll promise not to have violently dangerous mood swings if you promise to all stop being such complete and utter arsehats.

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Hey do you remember when people used to run “Jam ECHELON” days? Yeah, a few thousand people saying “bomb” will totally overload the NSA.

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dannolan “Fourteen of your Facebook friends have shed their corporeal forms and are now beings of pure energy. Would you like to join them Y/N”

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@leslienassar Yeah, that kinda crossed a boundary. To the side of the boundary that’s full of angry people with pitchforks. Sorry.

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What? People might be able to find out your email address? But… but… that means they could… SEND YOU EMAIL.

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@leslienassar “There are some terrible, terrible pedophiles out there, but I’d suggest they’re not all as terrible as Robert ‘Dolly’ Dunn”?

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Of course Snapchat is the only crap mobile app ever. Every single other one is thoroughly secure, built with users’ safety the only goal.

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It’s a shame we outlawed child labour, ‘cos back then when we stole their childhood, at least they got paid actual money for it.

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How startups work: “Hello, I have a hessian sack full of teenagers’ private lives that we, um, obtained. They’re yours for three billion.”

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It’s a shame, because the internet has such a serious shortage of methods for sending a photo to a friend. We’ll have to go back to faxes.

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Snapchat really is the poster-child for the startup world, isn’t it. A badly-constructed house of cards made of straw built on quicksand.

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OK, so Snapchat has been pwned right up to the chest cavity. Here’s @violetblue’s story. zdnet.com/researchers-pu…

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@dannolan @leslienassar Actually, sorry, that detracts from the seriousness of Snapchat’s incompetence. I withdraw my comment.

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@dannolan @leslienassar Yes, I live in fear that someone might find my phone number, which is, you know, on my website.

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sylmobile RT [locked] This is how Snapchat’s security works: i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/797032…

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Should I be paying attention to @dannolan’s rant today, or has he just gone face down into the Christmas Cocaine?

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@scottcarson1957 Soap powder companies would make shit up? TELL ME IT ISN’T TRUE!

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@R_Chirgwin Ducks are tough to understand, I agree, but you gotta follow one important rule. blog.whatfettle.com/archives/Kliba…

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@R_Chirgwin Would it be cruel to point out you could have just stopped that tweet after the first three words? [Ducks.]

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@scottcarson1957 Exactly. I thought the point of all the enzymes and other Washing Powder Science shit was to make it work in cold water.

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@scottcarson1957 Yep, I generally do everything in one load, in cold water when in the Mountains on solar power. OK, I look like a hobo.

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@jeamland Sir, it all went all wrong a very long time ago. I think it’s a bit late to try to skin that squid.

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Maybe I should just spend the rest of the day eating chocolate and drinking wine. To start with.

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Though perhaps wearing last year’s clothes isn’t quite as deep a plane of hell as wilfully washing socks at the wrong temperature.

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“Oh, but the fabric will last longer!” Yeah? So what? The rag trade convinced us that “last year’s clothes” are a moral failing.

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I’m pretty sure the Mayan empire didn’t collapse because their underwear had been washed in water that was 5C off the “right” temperature.

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Why, as a species, did we let these people convince us that we needed to decide which of six temperature settings was “right” for our socks?

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Every single person involved in the “design” of washing machine controls should be rounded up and shot in front of their families.

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thisischristina “scientists” pic.twitter.com/9nCkRKofbv

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@yinettesys Well it’s about time, because 2013 was just so dull and empty on that front.

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Vice_Is_Hip Why Miley Cyrus’ new music video is just two dogs having sex in an alley

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Both those posts are part of an annual ritual that’s probably past its use-by date. Most of my writing is elsewhere these days.

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New blog post: “Fine posts for 2013, such that they are”, being what I think was better. stilgherrian.com/blogging/fine-…

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New blog post: “Most popular posts of 2013”, well, from my blogue anyway. stilgherrian.com/blogging/most-…

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A list of things US emergency rooms have removed from people in 2013, “sorted by orifice, working south”. deadspin.com/what-did-we-ge… HT @ozdj

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ozdj What’s better than a region-free DVD player? instagram.com/p/iZzvTIB82c/

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Fri plan, draft: A day of pottering around tidying up various loose ends, with intermittent coffee, wine and other distractions.

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@R_Chirgwin @garystark I’m fairly sure that’s about as far as you should take this particular line of inquiry.

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Hello and welcome to the Fridayest Monday in the history of Mondays. Or vice versa. Please give me something to put in my mouth.

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