Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 28th, 2013

@monsieurpotts Well neither am I, but we all have our crosses to carry.

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@NewtonMark @oBleeter Ta for that. I’ll look at it tomorrow, because wine.

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@monsieurpotts Why would I pay more than $10 for a t-shirt?

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@jeamland @blastnost @fakeedbutler “Let’s create labels that make us feel good but which make communication with others utterly opaque.”

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@jeamland @blastnost @fakeedbutler Heh! Let’s not recall my time in policy development where I railed against the GLBTIBBQ bullshit.

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@mpesce Speak for yourself. I love everyone. Obviously.

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explanoit Just a few days left to reflect on how you’ve let yourself and everyone you know down this year.

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@BXGD OK, that’s the second request for more explanation of the racism thing. I’ll dig out the reference at some point. Not this weekend.

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@SmurfingBeer Fair point, tho the “Cro” part was intended to be description. My gripe was more about the muscle culture. Is that Muscleism?

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@mpesce Oh yes. I saw a very eloquent article on this recently. If I see it again when I’m next sober I’ll post the link.

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RT @blastnost: Are you holding any summer classes? [Yes. I did one the other night, in fact. It was hot. No wait.]

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Some might say that inner urban gay culture is nothing but narcissist racist consumerism. You might think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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RT @ericscheid: does that include those string mesh singlets? [No, special measures for that. Shotgun. No warning.]

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@blastnost Nah, just pour a drink and enjoy the carnivale.

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Yes, @IceMoonPrisoner, you are quite right. So we should just kill them outright.

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IceMoonPrisoner But those people are probably just hiding hideously misspelt tattoos, otherwise they’d be shirtless @stilgherrian, no

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JESUS WEPT, PEOPLE, FEELS ABOUT DOCTOR WHO IS NOT NEWS IT IS ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY MARKETING BULLSHIT. STOP BEING SUCH USELESS MUPPETS.

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RT @blastnost: But what if tequila shrinks my suprachiasmatic nuclei? [Dunno what that even means. Switch to absinthe.]

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RT @IceMoonPrisoner: People in ‘tank tops’ acceptable? [No. They’re not only wearing a singlet, they’re being dishonest about it.]

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RT @jplonie: I blame the sum of us movie. [No, that’s just bad filmmaking.]

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RT @blastnost: What precautions do you suggest I take to shield myself from lascivious gaiety? [Tequila. I prescribe tequila.]

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@ashedryden @jacobian You can pretty much assume that ANYONE using the word “disrupt” non-ironically is a wanker. Saves time.

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@blastnost … which is a bit like equating the entire “being heterosexual” experience with drunken Friday nights at a strip club.

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@blastnost I refer to the quaint inner urban idea that “being gay” means you subscribe to a whole package of fashion, bars, mannerism etc…

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@blastnost Perhaps we need to differentiate between “being gay” and “inner urban gay culture (really a marketing ‘lifestyle’ demographic)”.

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@blastnost Not overtly. But every (sub-)culture has its signs, symbols and sociolects. Inner urban gay culture displays them in spades.

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@jarrodbooth That doesn’t strike me as a genuine request.

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@BXGD Well, you don’t read the books on the mantlepiece when you’re stoking the fire…]

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RT @blastnost: @stilgherrian how do you identify a gay man in public? @fakeedbutler [You can’t tell? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.]

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MT @juhasaarinen: Let’s face it, gay men have no sense of fashion. [Oh no, they know exactly which fashion marketers have told them to buy.]

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RT @JoelStanton: I bet he lives life to the fullest and enjoys working out. [Nah, this guy doesn’t manage phrases, let alone sentence.]

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@jarrodbooth Feeling a little personally hard done by there, are we? Excellent.

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Here’s a Croation chap with a profile name “Muscled cro”, headline “Muscled”, the sole description “Muscular”. Great conversations there!

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Yes, this wine seems to be helping the situation immensely.

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RT @sylmobile: especially if they are covered in axle grease. [You cover gay men in axle grease? Explain further, in more detail…]

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People, particularly gay men, who think that wearing a singlet to the pub WHILE PEOPLE ARE EATING is acceptable.

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So I’m pretty much destroying all my chances of scoring a root here.

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Another, “Looking for surprises in life. I tend not to reply to profiles without face… I just don’t feel comfortable.” With surprises.

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Laughing at someone’s profile which reads “Yes, my tan is real”. Excellent. You know how to lie around in the sun. Well done you. [Pats.]

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Anyway, @RealNickHodge, you have a photo in your email, which you can pass on to @yinettesys.

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Yeah look, @RealNickHodge @yinettesys, there are limits. I will not retweet that link because it it too many kinds of wrong at once.

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I mean, most of the time you wouldn’t think that a Christmas Tree is something you’d hump like a dog on heat, but there you go.

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Sometimes I just don’t understand the photos I see on personals sites.

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@scottcarson1957 Yes, and sometimes that sort of shit needs doing. Why am I having to point this out?

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@scottcarson1957 No, I mean REALLY low-grade. You have life skills and stuff, things that can help Solve Situations.

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RT @ClaireRPorter: @stilgherrian People are the worst. :p [And I have a plan for dealing with them… with all of them… once and for all.]

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You two seem to have become jaded very early in the process, @RedbayPuppy @sw, which is sad.

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My God there are some low-grade people on the internet these days.

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Well I see that another Saturday arrived more or less on schedule. Personally I don’t know why they bothered.

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