Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 8th, 2014

I’m having an early night. I’m exhausted.

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ForbesTech The salary and address of Princess Beatrice was leaked in the Sony hack: onforb.es/1Ihqd3i

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Lilylauren Dear Men, no I am not in a bad mood because I have my period, I am in a bad mood because you are a prick!! Love lily xxx

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Drag0nista You can tie a bow on an albatross and call it a puppy but it’s still an albatross. Me on Abbott’s PPL: buff.ly/1qfMA33 @ABCthedrum

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Just to be clear, @bigbadave @dobes @rashasman, I am not referring to Crusader Rabbit.

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Pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

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TheMichaelMoran I do not buy a newspaper to be judged: pic.twitter.com/WLtEVf6Ke4

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MT @fryan: Mark Zuckerberg wants his workers to “understand socialism with Chinese characteristics”. businessspectator.com.au/news/2014/12/8…

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“If the spill was on, who would replace Tony?” asks @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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expectproblems I’d like to see you try, Facebook. pic.twitter.com/CrB7FY0zhm

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jturner_ibrs Vendor…
sentence 1, “We want to be thought leaders for our clients”
sentence 2, “<product, product, product, product>”

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RT @jturner_ibrs: “We have an incident response plan, but I suspect it’s merely formalised panic”
- IT security manager
[Sounds perfect.]

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5at5daily 5at5 is sulking, @tinyletter. pic.twitter.com/2DGOUhTNL6

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RT @TrishHepworth: @5at5daily @stilgherrian @tinyletter did you offend the internet gods? [I do that pretty much daly, I’d have thought.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus @5at5daily I’ve filed two fault reports with @tinyletter but have yet to receive a response.

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5at5daily It would seem that @tinyletter isn’t delivering today’s mailing either. You’ll have to read it on the web for now. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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BankableInsight This is a Russian priest sprinkling holy water on the central bank’s servers in an attempt to stop the fall of ruble. pic.twitter.com/LbJxlWBUcR

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5at5daily 5at5 number 118: Shanghai, Los Angeles, Bangkok and Chernobyl, plus the cultures of journalism. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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@sroc You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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RT @PollHereford: Zebedee or Peregrine also work well. [Definitely. But not Be’elzebub or Mr Squiggle.]

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Pro Tip: No matter who’s interviewing you, call them Jemima. People will just assume you’re a bit zany rather than actually stupid.

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TONY ABBOTT: Well Chris…
DAVID KOCH: Davidabc.net.au/worldtoday/con…uf

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“The Stasi-like data retention law affects us all. It should make you furious”, writes @JustinianNews theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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@Selyst @Asher_Wolf Thanks for the heads-up, but I’m not sure I’d count as “business journalist” for @ukinaustralia @FinancialTimes.

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RT @garystark: You may now go back to sleep. You didn’t miss anything. [What you say is doubtless true, but it still feels wrong.]

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swearyanthony RT [locked]: No doubt about it: That is one bad fence. pic.twitter.com/QfSV3PbGao

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Oh. I just fell asleep for a while. And now I’m almost awake again, and I feel terrible.

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Minus 19, apparently.

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I HAVE JUST SEEN THE WORD CYBERGALACTIC AND I THINK I HAD A SPONTANEOUS ORGASM OMFG THIS IS AMAZING.

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I need to cheer myself up. I’m getting the pig.

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Fobski @semibogan they are living that motherfucking cyber dream right there.

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jturner_ibrs Passwords are like toilet paper. Don’t reuse, don’t share ones you’ve used, & no one should be asking to see what you’ve used.

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@semibogan And the entire tweet is just a single noun phrase. It makes no sense. What ABOUT this value of partnering?

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Stop it. All of you, just stop it.

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Trying to think of the last time I said “Wow, what a great email signature.”

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RT @CosmicRami: @stilgherrian Give it 40 mins, it will be here as well … [Yep, I can see that the story is growing fast, too.]

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RT @CosmicRami: @stilgherrian from CBD, that’s what is over you now pic.twitter.com/ZdEPQlrGn7 [Yes, that’s the one. It’s wet in here.]

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@OaaSvc @NewtonMark @simonhackett @jeffsonstein I have now. I feel soiled. And not in that good way.

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“You can create a world-class email signature that will wow everyone.” youtube.com/watch?v=9Jrmlg… Kill me. HT @OaaSvc

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Rolling thunder. Sky darkens. Rain begins.

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You need to click through to watch the storm animation, because that one narrow storm is rolling in right at me.

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Seriously, what does God have against Katoomba right this instant? bom.gov.au/products/IDR71… It’s a direct aim! pic.twitter.com/fjS3dTsYHx

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RT @glengyron: You just know one of these thunderstorms will contain sharks. [Tru dat.]

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I would like to thank @SwiftOnSecurity for creating amidumb.com

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It is bright and sunny, but I can hear another thunderstorm approaching. This is getting silly.

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WelshGasDoc I feel sorry for @Nigel_Farage and the way that the media conspires to report the words that he says in the context in which he said them.

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@PacketNetworks Maybe we just record the names of anyone who’s ever posted a vine ever and strangle them in their sleep and kill their pets.

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Or even “add” this line.

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Hey @jonoabroad, just at this line to /etc/hosts and it’ll be solved: 0.0.0.0vine.co

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@NewtonMark @simonhackett @jeffsonstein Look, Mark, I am already close to breaking down in tears. Why must you be so cruel? :P

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It seems that Wentworth Falls is about to experience one last geriatric dribble of rain.

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@NewtonMark @simonhackett @jeffsonstein That’s scary. A standard sig is fine, though, because branding.

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“Enough About Me: Why Privacy is About Power, Not Consent (or Harm)”, by @Lisa_M_Austin, Jan 2014, 51pp. ssrn.com/abstract=25245…

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MT @SnarkyPlatypus: Furry convention gassed by chlorine. theguardian.com/us-news/2014/d… [I had nothing to do with this and you have no proof.]

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“I am @mikko, a computer security expert. Ask me anything!” Formatted: interviewly.com/i/mikko-hyppon… Original at Reddit: reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment…

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Retired people tend to nag a lot, I’ve noticed. [Is this about Paul Keating again?]

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “DevOps a natural fit for cloud security” zdnet.com/article/devops…

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Mon plan: Administrivia, various; plan podcast subscription drive; pre-production for “The 9pm Edict” podcast; @5at5daily; quite night.

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nuansean @stilgherrian @thegrugq Dont be fooled. There’s a difference between the labels reduced-sabu, low-sabu, and 100% sabu-free.

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Crusader Rabbit’s implosion is going to be hilarious.

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“The Perfect Mandatory Email Disclaimer Statement”, from alleged “Professor” @jeffsonstein ist.rit.edu/~jxs/emailDisc…

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@BXGD There is that I suppose, but that’s stupid-by-proxy, or something. Cowardice, maybe.

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@thegrugq Maybe we need an international quality mark for hacktivist groups, “Contains less Sabu.”

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thegrugq My theory for DarkSeoul is that it’s a South Korean hacktivist group. Lulzsec with a bigger vision (and capabilities) and less Sabu.

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@maldamkar I’d put it far less politely than this lawyer has. ilaw.com.au/netlaw36.php They’re unenforceable bullshit and often wrong anyway.

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RT @follysantidote: It’s an indicator of conservatism: the more elaborate the disclaimer, the more conservative the organisation. [I like.]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Most big corporations do. I think it’s designed to act as a deterrent. [Yes, spurting legalese like a squid spurts ink.]

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Does your organisation put a disclaimer on all its outbound emails? What that tells me is that your organisation is, at its core, stupid.

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“That ‘Copyright’ Facebook Status Is Useless And Absurd. Stop Posting It” huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/02/fac… FWIW, also your stupid email disclaimer.

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@jeffsonstein Yeah, but there’s only so many tools for the job. “The thieves in the previous case also used phillips-head screwdrivers”.

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BernardKeane Often troubled by the problem of what to write if mining company Vale ever collapsed.

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Wait. How can the Sony Pictures hack be both “unparalleled” and “bear the hallmarks” of previous hacks? Make up your fucking minds, people.

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@jeffsonstein What that article illustrates is how many organisations are running intelligence operations these days.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It does seem a bit much to have to explain that mushrooms can be poisonous. Are they really that thick?

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@jeffsonstein Yeah, various defenders won’t want to admit to what they really know, ‘cos it’ll warn off the attackers. Smoke, mirrors etc.

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@jeffsonstein Normally I’d disregard the DPRK hand-waving as “an accumulation of maybes”. But some quoted have access to classified data.

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“These so-called psychedelic mushrooms sometimes can be found growing on cow dung, and likely would not play key roles in haute cuisine.”

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RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Takes Mushroom, Claims He’s God, Pees on Friend’s Carpet | offthebeat.blogs.tcpalm.com/2014/12/04/100… [Oh who hasn’t… never mind.]

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@michaelneale @SnarkyPlatypus I don’t know that nuking clouds is a particularly productive strategy.

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Trying to understand why some reporters think it’s noteworthy that Sony Pictures was hacked by software “customised” to hack Sony Pictures.

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If you missed what I did last week, or want to know what’s happening this week, there’s my Weekly Wrap. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/23…

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Apparently Friday’s @5at5daily wasn’t delivered properly, so here it is on the webby web. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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Mon plan, draft: Administrivia, various; plan podcast subscription drive; pre-production for “The 9pm Edict” podcast; @5at5daily.

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“Wind turbines have little impact on property values, [Canadian] study concludes” theglobeandmail.com/news/national/…

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Bloomberg reports the Sony Pictures hack was done from Bangkok locations, including the St Regis hotel. bloomberg.com/news/2014-12-0…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Such things do not play nicely with limited solar power. We’ll be switching to dinocineration mode today in any event.

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So much for my plans to do the laundry today. My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken my underpants?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Elles ne concernent que moi. Elle se rapporte à des avertissements spécifiques que je ne vois pas.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, and you have two more waves of storm cells coming through, each looking bigger than the one before.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Pendant ce temps, je ai découvert que les filtres de spam ont été trop zélé, causant quelques difficultés.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Se il vous plaît profiter de travail pour les personnes non-maléfiques, pour un changement.

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@19bk69 I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je ai découvert que le monde ne est pas comme il semble. Et vous?

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joeobrien24 Gold after the pic.twitter.com/NGVY2F6cyo

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Monday. Consider your vital organs. Which is least vital, do you think? Please tell the man with the knife. Monday.

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