Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 13th, 2014

Yes, you still have time to send an audio comment for “The 9pm Edict”. stilgherrian.com/edict/00032/ The new episode will appear on Sunday.

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@bigjsl @bunjaree More a “Cathud cathud cathud cathud cathud cathud cathud cathud cathud cathud.”

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@elronxenu @Twinarp Who can tell? Who would be out that late?

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Arriving back at @bunjaree to the sound of dinocineration.

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The wild night-life of Wentworth Falls. pic.twitter.com/Ye48Ygc27e

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Making a tactical error.

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TraceySpicer@Snow_Crash: @TraceySpicer What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!” Ooh I like that…

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sophbenj Finally, someone I can swipe right for… pic.twitter.com/79OV4ZAL8P

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If you prefer to listen on SoundCloud, you can do that too. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/

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There is still time to listen to the previous episode and send and audio comment. stilgherrian.com/edict/00032/

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So this time tomorrow, there will be a new episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast. stilgherrian.com/category/edict/

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cinnamon_carter George Washington on torture (via @CandaceTX) pic.twitter.com/AoaapS8vIM (HT @NickSzabo4 )

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Viss Just to warn other security folk working on the Sony leaks - the FBI just visited my home. I wasn’t there, so I’m not sure what they wanted.

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@Mick_Peel Which brings us back to my whinge about big data. The circle is complete.

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@Mick_Peel Selecting the evidence to prosecute the crime, in other words.

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@sylmobile @19bk69 A serious pre-Christmas campaign will be starting tomorrow.

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@Mick_Peel Ah yes, I can translate that in order to answer my question. ;)

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anthonyackroyd This whole thing is unacceptable and I’m referring the matter to Prime Minister Credlin!

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JillFisher213 I’ve been and I’m her former PA! And she’s my Federal Member for Curtin. I have never tweeted her.

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@Mick_Peel I can dimly remember enough applied mathematics to know what wavelet decomposition is. Is it bullshit or not, in this context?

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@Mick_Peel I hear you, brother. “Why big data evangelists should be sent to re-education camps” zdnet.com/why-big-data-e…

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“This strategy assumes the audience is a group of brain-dead rats waiting for a pied piper to arrive and lead them somewhere.”

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“‘We will make you a Thought Leader through Social Media.’ … Most of the time it is a strategy full of crap.exploreb2b.com/articles/you-a…6x

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GallopingSkirt I have RT’d this before and will keep doing so: You are not a Thought Leader and You Probably Should Not be One bit.ly/Xhys6J

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@19bk69 @sylmobile My turnover is under $3 million per annum. Privacy Act doesn’t apply. Screw the lot of you.

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@sylmobile Oh that is very, very good. I am going to have a lot of fun with that tomorrow!

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Well I have recorded some bits and pieces en route to the local pub. They may provide an over-arching theme for the podcast.

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Trying something different, to see if it works.

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@sylmobile Well if you don’t record something tonight, I’ll end up harassing @NicholasFryer or something.

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@sylmobile It sounds like you want to send an audio comment to “The 9pm Edict”.

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For reasons, I am now reminding you that @charltonbrooker’s “How to Report the News” is brilliant. Watch it, fools! youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58…

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Some episodes the overall theme is obvious, but “The 9pm Imploding Rabbit” and “The 9pm Enhanced Edicting Techniques” seem overdone already.

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@PeteDotAscian Oh I don’t know. Almost anything can be used as the trigger for a self-indulgent rant.

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Noticing the channel labels from the previous episode of “The 9pm Edict”… instagram.com/p/wiLA8QCFng/

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I’m still a bit stuck for inspiration, so maybe your audio comments will help.

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You still have time to send an audio comment for “The 9pm Edict”. stilgherrian.com/edict/00032/ The new episode will appear on Sunday.

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johnemcintyre Today’s Mood Indicator sign on my desk reads “GRUMPY.” People ask what the other signs read. “Why would I need another sign?” I ask them.

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“20 Reasons 2014 Was The Year Of @LeeLinChinSBS”, from the truth merchants at @BuzzFeed buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/t…

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RT @JohnBirmingham: Koch/Abbott | The Monthly; some brilliant wordage by @bencjenkins themonthly.com.au/blog/ben-jenki… [Agreed. Savour it, people.]

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maximosis Best yelp review ever pic.twitter.com/cZqNX1KSwr

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What if we jail ALL the bloggers?

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NickEvershed I’m in ur ISP fondling ur data theguardian.com/commentisfree/… pic.twitter.com/sILNVNcB9a

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@phbarratt @Zanukah I find it intriguing how easily such dodgy political science spreads, because people want it to be true.

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epateur Who would Jesus rectally feed?

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@Zanukah @phbarratt That “signs of fascism” list has dubious origins, and no polsci background. therightstuff.biz/2014/01/22/fas…

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edbott OMG this is the best Exchange I’ve seen on Twitter in … foreverpic.twitter.com/QRsNKYrRWmWm

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SwiftOnSecurity If you can’t fit your thoughts in a tweet, maybe you should sign up for LiveJournal, where you can complain in 14000 characters, alone.

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Does the Uni of Adelaide’s Bonython Hall count as a spite house? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonython_…

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SwiftOnSecurity Dont worry iCloud Drive, I have a sad song and chocolate for when Apple dumps you. Like all the other hot, young cloud things it has before.

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“Inside The Near-Future World Where All Our Data And Machines Are In Constant Communication”, writes @chris23 fastcoexist.com/3038393/futuri…

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In which @johnemcintyre points an accusing finger at the condescending clichés used by city journalists. baltimoresun.com/news/language-…

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How come all the people offering to help develop a unique personal brand all look and sound the same?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “All aboard the internet of things infosec hype train” zdnet.com/article/all-ab…

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Sat plan, a sketch: Sleep in (done); chicken (done); seek an overall theme for “The 9pm Edict” episode that I’m struggling with; wine.

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CyberPrefixerAU Thai cybercrown prince’s cyberwife resigns her royal cybertitle

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@semibogan Is there a Kickstarter or Pozible we can contribute to?

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Poor @ChipRolley will regret having invited Twitter to gift him with explanations and feelpinions.

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@semibogan You weekend drunkening makes you LESS bitter? How does that even work? A quiet acquiescence to the inevitable?

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@Gliburtine Indeed. I don’t know that I have anything to add to the flood of material already out there.

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semibogan I remember a time when becoming an adult meant letting go of petulant bullshit. Apparently that’s not the case anymore.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NicholasFryer I thought “natural casing” was a worse euphemism.

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@deborahfitchett @HughRundle Hmmm. I’d say the initial email is still a phish, even if a 419 scam eventuates. “Try ‘em all” seems popular.

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Some people have said that “The 9pm Words, what even are they?” didn’t appear in iTunes. But it does. itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZS…

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I’m still not sure whether to go with “The 9pm Imploding Rabbit” or “The 9pm Enhanced Edicting Techniques”.

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Given my sleep-in, you still have time to send an audio comment for “The 9pm Edict”. stilgherrian.com/edict/00032/ The new one comes Sunday now.

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RT @NicholasFryer: I’m not 100% certain why this made me think of @stilgherrian . pic.twitter.com/WRzrjrU3nn [Rightly so. Except “gluten free”.]

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CaseyBriggs Tinder but the only person it ever shows you is Ugly Dave Gray

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The phishers seem to be proxying the image through a Google account, presumably to track that I opened the email. pic.twitter.com/sFJ2XKcK6z

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Hey, if you’re going to phish someone, you might as well get everything at once, right? This is gloriously brazen. pic.twitter.com/rkWaDzkC4q

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@ChipRolley Gladly. I’ll just mutter “recency illusion” and wander away..en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recency_i…Vd

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@ChipRolley Oh I also dislike the usage in question. But the objection is on plain-English and anti-wanker grounds, not linguistic history.

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This morning my computer is running like a dog. A dog with broken legs that is dead and has Crusader Rabbit’s popularity rating.

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bernietb Remember the bad fence?

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ryanpitts Clickhole is the conscience of the internet. pic.twitter.com/0dJYnKMGeQ

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TomNomNom I wrote a book about PHP pic.twitter.com/7oIbPMiJ

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That sleep-in was clearly necessary, and I could sloth here longer, but do want to get this podcast done. I shall attempt verticalification.

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@ChipRolley But stand by, I shall pedantify the situation shortly.

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@ChipRolley I’m relying on my pre-coffee bed-borne memory of when I looked it up a few months ago, and found it to be rather old.

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@ChipRolley It’s perfectly good Middle English, isn’t it?

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@collettesnowden @BuzzFeedNews @SchoofsFeed I don’t think you’re allowed to “get a Nigerian” any more.

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SchoofsFeed Up for a great journalistic adventure? Apply to be @BuzzFeedNews’s Nigeria reporter! buzzfeed.com/about/jobs?gh_…

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edhusicMP To those riled up conservative tweeps who can’t handle being reminded of the past words of the Abbott All-Stars… pic.twitter.com/GlnTAqVa9U

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Saturday. You look into the mirror, and what you see appalls you. Don’t worry, it appalls us too. Saturday.

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