Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 3rd, 2015

Almost inevitable, but also well deserved. Good rolling live work in tough circumstances, @7NewsSydney. twitter.com/walkleys/statu…

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This pleases me. Congratulations, @davpope. twitter.com/walkleys/statu…

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Here’s some pictures of @bunjaree’s Internet of Trees from Sunday. pic.twitter.com/MjZPToYcUB

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Sadly the backhaul from the Internet of Trees isn’t providing enough internet for the stream, so I’ll just read the list tomorrow.

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I won’t tweet the winners (except this one) because @walkleys is doing that themselves. twitter.com/walkleys/statu…

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Where “unpacking” is the new word replacing “explains”. twitter.com/skyedoherty/st…

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@shiftkey Well, yeah, I’m dealing with Adverse Side Effects. Normal service will be resumed in due course.

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Oh dear. @David_Speers introduces @Kate_McClymont as “She who must be Obeid”.

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AndrewHeslop So if you’re following along at home for the , here are the finalists twitter.com/walkleys/statu…

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Less-good second montage.

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@nschultz “Unnamed”? He was right there on screen. I just don’t remember his name (or care, particularly).

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SkyNewsAust Are you watching the ? We’re streaming it live at walkleys.com/watchlive and a-pac.tv. pic.twitter.com/hvpLYPuTtf

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@shiftkey What? There are people I know nominated for stuff. I’m being polite.

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“We are one big happy family, at least for one night,”says @David_Speers twitter.com/schetzer/statu…

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AndersFurze Clicked “watch the ” on the website and it took me to the storyology15 conference page.

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Renée Geyer sings.

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What we did discover though is that the editor of Column 8 says he understands nothing about Twitter. Says it all, really.

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Oh. They weren’t meant to broadcast the housekeeping. Totally professional* OB production.

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Failed to cross and get the opening words of the intro. Off to a good* start.

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Gosh, there’s already some sooky chip-on-shoulder types on the hashtag. Imagine what it’ll be like later tonight.

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Viss hahaa yaaaassss :D twitter.com/Viss_Ebooks/st…

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I will admit, I would very much like David Kilcullen to win his category. For several reasons. twitter.com/BlackIncBooks/…

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@R_Chirgwin @marcuskelson OK, OK, no need to get hysteresis about it.

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@marcuskelson @R_Chirgwin Well everything was more crap back then.

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The @walkleys start at 1900 AEDT (in 30 mins), details of live video at walkleys.com/awards/walkley…

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@buddhawilliams Well that’s everything all at once!

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decryption Aw man I wanted to take a piss at Footscray station but there’s two dudes having sex. I can’t piss while that’s going on

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@walkleys @llament Thank you very much. I shall be watching. Who gets to punch Stephen Mayne this year?

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Is somebody streaming the @walkleys live?

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mearesy Ian Macfarlane announced he owns 5 Akubra’s and 7 pairs of RMs pic.twitter.com/VYS4KI222m

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@gordonkerry @adamgartrell That’s the one. Or, for a bit of a change, fetch the bull.

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I grew up on a dairy farm, where “receptive” has a, erm… specific meaningtwitter.com/adamgartrell/s…4E

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Thanks, @Lobes. “One tooth free for Fife’s Hicks, Sven ate nine Tench.” But it’s a set-up. twitter.com/guardianstyle/… twitter.com/Lobes/status/6…

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Now what what that newspaper headline that was as glorious pun on the numbers “One two three four five…” etc?

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leslienassar No, you’re not. If you don’t see women of excellence every day, you’re not looking at all. twitter.com/emilychangtv/s…

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@hoju37 Possibly. But I think I will nevertheless arrange for someone to bring me actual soup.

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Maybe I’m pregnant.

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Except now I want soup.

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Suddenly remembering that I have sticky date ice-cream.

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joshgnosis Books charged to the taxpayer by George Christensen. pic.twitter.com/J1Rj6Lks1f

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@michaelneale Well, kids and dogs are pretty fucked, but reasonably healthy adults will usually survive after a few hell days.

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A red-bellied black is more venomous than a diamondback? Really? We consider red-bellied blacks a low-grade threat. twitter.com/fakeedbutler/s…

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@NicholasFryer @SnarkyPlatypus Oh definitely the former, though combined with the Adverse Side Effects aforementioned.

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Can I just say that @mpbowers and @ellinghausen are in glorious form today. Bravo.

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ellinghausen The Prime Minister and his Special Minister of State pic.twitter.com/GwQeD5Lz8R

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Today’s personal branding success story. twitter.com/PointZeroOne/s…

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Noting that I’m trying to distract myself from Adverse Side Effects by watching Question Time tweets. Questioning my life choices.

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Just how long does a farmer let the headless chicken run around spurting blood everywhere before he reaches for the shotgun?

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NewtonMark SHIT. THEY’RE ON TO ME. twitter.com/kaepora/status…

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mearesy So @terrimbutler and @Clare_ONeil_MP be like listening to Mal Brough pic.twitter.com/XFer6g4B1M

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crikey_news Crikey founder @MayneReport is presenting at the tonight for the first time since this happened in 2006: pic.twitter.com/tGfUSZMi4Z

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@ChazFH Yep. This place is run by ex-USMC weapons instructors and it is a very tight ship. Especially on the full NATO 7.62mm side.

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@ChazFH There was something like 7 to 10 firing lanes in each range, but an open target area, so they cleared the range to tidy it up.

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@ChazFH No, the safety rules of this range were that they handled that.

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Waldorf and Statler await the arrival of the donut truck. twitter.com/mpbowers/statu…

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If I read the tweets from Question Time correctly, I need to update this image. Mal Brough pic by @mpbowers. pic.twitter.com/aNNq1RrNBZ

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I think I’m happy with this suggestion from @BeverleyHead, but then I have no choice in the matter. twitter.com/BeverleyHead/s…

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workmanalice There’s never been a more exciting time… to defect to the Nationals. pic.twitter.com/IBm766wz6U

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Something something military-grade weapons something something alcohol something something even in Nevada.

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By rights there should also have been a glass of bourbon on the rocks at my right elbow, but the range safety officer was such a killjoy.

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I’m always amused by the quantity of empty cartridge cases in that photo.

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I am only familiar with a relatively limited range of weapons, @michaelneale. pic.twitter.com/3fYig1lb8g

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@ResignInShame @GuardianAus Well the Austeyr F88 is progressive-trigger selectable between semi-auto and full-auto. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_AUG

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@leopinion No, the sub-machine gun is what they used to kill all the sub-editors who know what a machine pistol is.

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You probably meant “assault rifle”, @GuardianAus/AAP. But “machine gun” is not a synonym for “weapons type you don’t really understand”.

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Dear @GuardianAus, I know it’s an AAP story, but FFS there’s no such thing as a “semi-automatic machine gun”. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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This place is such an echo chamber sometimes twitter.com/HappySinger/st…

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It’s a farm joke, people.

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@kcarruthers @MarkDiStef Nationals don’t have listicles. They use some sort of little rubber rings to cu… oh wait. Listicle. Gotcha.

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Pollytics We approached Peter Dutton to ask if he was joining the Nationals, but he was consumed trying to put a straw in his Just Juice box

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@jodiem Your eyes are getting heavy… your shoulders relax, and you start to slump forward. You breathe out, all the way, slowly… Sleepy.

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Just some tramp who wandered in. twitter.com/drunkenmadman/…

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@piecritic Look do you want the E or not?

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@piecritic No. And it’s spelled “absinthe”. So you need to add an E as well. So to speak.

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I am enjoying neither today nor the side effects.

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Weak as piss.

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Another voice wanting there to be fewer voices. Good work, everyone. twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…

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@BrigadierSlog I’m not a big fan of critiquing the prosecution without having seen the brief of evidence. I’m old-fashioned like that.

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@BrigadierSlog Well you’d have to be confident of proving intent.

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And here comes the fatigue wave, right on schedule.

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SnarkyPlatypus 5 star troll twitter.com/monsieurarion/…

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@Fascistlefty @jamesmassola I almost did say Shakespearean”, but I figured that was a bit OTT.

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@jamesmassola My pleasure. It was just one of those sentences that sparked a quiet “Yeah, nicely done.” Mission accomplished, Sir.

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This is indeed a fine prayer, and I’m not even a Christian (but some of my friends are). twitter.com/jeffchu/status…

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@jamesmassola It’s supposed to be a compliment, anyway.

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@jamesmassola In so few words, you’ve referenced all the conflicting forces at play, with hints of more. Or am I getting carried away?

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@NuclearAnthro Absolutely. There was some excellent work all round.

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@NuclearAnthro So if I read you right, what you’re saying is “Bring Back the Cold War”.

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There’s a lot happening with Crusader Rabbit’s shirt sleeves here. twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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This image is bound to come in handy, right? Mal Brough pic by @mpbowers @GuardianAus pic.twitter.com/7JsMgLgvHS

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murpharoo Yes, season’s greetings everyone. twitter.com/mpbowers/statu…

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@NuclearAnthro Wow, that’s right up there with RAND Corporation’s classic “Yo mama fat!”

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Some of you cow states need to lift your game here. It’s as if you’re not even trying. twitter.com/TheFix/status/…

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@Sam_Hickey Oh thank you. I’ll drop that one into my holiday reading. If I get a holiday.

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@nigel_castle Yours certainly will be in a minute.

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This is a complex and richly textured tweet, like the flavours in well-crafted sushi. twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @hughstephens From @donreisinger’s yarn, I see one set of arbitrary signals replaced with another plus a 30% interest rate.

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@hughstephens I want to encase everyone involved in a bathtub of wet concrete.

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BlogsofWar Only solid tweet I’ve seen on this entire incident. twitter.com/ndiblasio/stat…

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“Why Facebook Profiles are Replacing Credit Scores”, writes @donreisinger fortune.com/2015/12/01/tec… [Is it “because people are idiots”?]

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@iain_chalmers Is this a Rule 34 thing? Because it sounds like a Rule 34 thing. And it can be a Rule 34 thing if you want.

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@iain_chalmers Well that is another approach, yes, and obviously one which I would approve wholeheartedly.

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Thu plan, supplemental: Many of those loose ends involve telling people what they have to do, so it’ll bring out my inner cattle dog woof.

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Thu plan, draft: Work slowly through the big pile of loose ends in a vain attempt to defeat entropy; SEKRIT audio tasks; early night.

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What doesn’t come to mind AT ALL is “The Prisoner”. twitter.com/TechRepublic/s…

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@brentspargo Sure, thanks for asking. I just need to punch a few people.

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@The_SQib That is terrible and you should be ashamed.

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I’ve worked in the aviation industry and, well, this doesn’t strike me as a sensible idea at all. twitter.com/josefajardo/st…

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You should see them when people don’t use an Oxford comma. twitter.com/humphriesmark/…

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Does there have to be this much pain?

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Thursday. The shaking will stop. Eventually. Thursday.

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