Giving that cow a run for its money.
yumichild I sent my husband out for ice cream three hours ago and he hasn’t returned.
Should I call the police to get me my ice cream?
justinbarbour Palmer United candidate is currently coming dead last — behind likes of Cyclists Party & “Bullet Train for Australia.”#NorthSydneyVotess
@glengyron イッフする ?
@purserj I don’t know. It’s in the ceiling.
Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak, it goes.
There is an antechinus in my ceiling.
Too early to call.
Wait. No. Arson is too good for them. twitter.com/0x1C/status/67…
Look, I know that arson is a ugly word… twitter.com/0x1C/status/67…
So far twice as many votes for the Voluntary Euthanasia Party as the Future Party. I know how they feel. vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionF…
Cows are great. twitter.com/BBCNewsMagazin…
That’s right. twitter.com/markparton/sta…
@russellmahoney They’ve only just started counting. vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionF…
@karinakeisler @R_Chirgwin Perhaps privately, over a suitable beverage some time.
@karinakeisler @R_Chirgwin I suspect “I want it to be true” is a factor, especially amongst those who say “Fraudband”. #politeversion
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/michaelneale/s…
@karinakeisler @R_Chirgwin I know, I read it earlier. Most amused. If nothing else, it’d be political suicide for a certain PM.
Some speculation about the NBN was wrong? Wow, that’s never* happened before. twitter.com/karinakeisler/…
Here’s a PDF of Harry Frankfurt’s 2005 essay “On Bullshit”. stoa.org.uk/topics/bullshi…
peterwells Remember me? I was the biggest thing on the footy field! twitter.com/WarwickCapper3…
“Scientists Find Link Between Low Intelligence And ‘Pseudo-Profound Bullshit” huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/12/04/sci… Source paper: journal.sjdm.org/15/15923a/jdm1…
@JohnDobbin I’m brain dead right now, but have tagged it to come back to. At a quick glance, I probably agree.
@jturner_ibrs Sorry yes my mistake.
@jplonie @leslienassar corruptednerds.com/pod/c00015/ or search for Corrupted Nerds on SoundCloud or Spreaker.
🎶 “We don’t need another hero… ” twitter.com/miss_shiny/sta…zD
@jturner_ibrs Yep, 18 months seems about right. Raytheon bought Websense for $1.9B. Tart it up with mil spec intel systems, sell for $5B?
@JohnDobbin There was a lot of that doing the rounds.
@leslienassar @garthk Realityus such a bummer.
I really miss those 24-inch floppy discs. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…
@jturner_ibrs Raytheon is renaming / rebranding Raytheon|Websense on 14 January. Too early to divest, I’d say.
“We do events.” twitter.com/Nawiehekatl/st…
@Nawiehekatl Oh great.
High colonic? twitter.com/whiteswine/sta…
@garthk @leslienassar Nevertheless, I have her age as 12 now, is that correct?
TheWorldGame We’ll bring you updates from #WELvMVC as soon as we can tell the difference between the kits.
I have dreamed of this moment. twitter.com/drearyclocks/s…
sylmobile Why? “Six storey development not appropriate for Newtown, Land and Environment Court finds” m.smh.com.au/nsw/six-storey…
WSJecon More young adults live with their parents now than during the recession on.wsj.com/1YOsdYb pic.twitter.com/vizUKVck26
There’s an innovation presser on Monday? Christ, I’d better start drinking now. twitter.com/havyatt/status…
@colfai @leslienassar Oh I’m all for getting rid of the skyrats.
mathowie Ted Cruz with his Blue Hawaii #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/K0LV1xObdn
@leslienassar @colfai I’ve no idea why you’d even want one, let alone connect it to the internet.
@leslienassar @colfai Up here, the birds just use those ultrasonic bird scarers as a convenient perch. They’re not that soft.
@leslienassar @garthk Ah yeah, I was going to link you two.
New blog post: “Talking the VTech hack on @kinderlingradio”, 10 min audio from Wednesday. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…
My attention has been drawn to this question. yahoo.com/autos/question… pic.twitter.com/FroQRLX3iB
Depends. Is it on fire? twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
Oh FFS. twitter.com/swearyanthony/…
@troyhunt Hah! Thanks. That’s an extract from my @RNFutureTense episode, which was done by the ABC and I’ve only just seen.
Self-trolling Lesson 5: Tweet a link to an article about the NBN.
@HydecomLorraine @TalkyTurkey @FinancialReview Around 340 metres.
@bengrubb Yes.
Cyberferal! twitter.com/CyberPrefixerA…
“Malcolm Turnbull in talks to sell NBN to large telcos”, reports @FinancialReview afr.com/business/telec… (It was always going to be sold.)
@Secuhum @deptofaustralia @leslienassar @SoundCloud Thank you. I’ll try to have some more cybers next time.
How come 4yo’s get all the fun, Volvo? youtube.com/embed/7kx67Nnu… HT various.
New Hampshire linen company “hacks” smaller competitor for customer list. scmagazine.com/new-hampshire-… (The “hack” was same default passwords.)
The new Corrupted Nerds podcast with @leslienassar is now also on @spreaker spreaker.com/user/skankmedi…
hughriminton JOBS FOR JOURNOS: The @SatPaper is looking for a chief political correspondent. twitter.com/ErikOJensen/st…
ForbesTech Lockheed Martin is abandoning cybersecurity and doubling-down on helicopters and combat jets onforb.es/1Q5Jqum pic.twitter.com/ZRO4nBg2fk
manwhohasitall “I use a rich hydrating moisturiser to put back in what the day takes out,” Martin, age 46. Very sensible Martin, especially at your age.
@irisherself This is acceptable.
@irisherself The sausages are an important part of the process, I reckon.
@troyhunt I rather liked that line too.
Ah. It’s “retaliation”, Anonymous? Because it’s the Thai delegation’s fault that French police arrested people? Good* joined-up* thinking.
And this helps who how, exactly, Anonymous? #whenallyouhaveisahammer twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
Sat plan, draft: Sausages (now); potter around the house pretending to deal with loose ends but really just thinking about stuff.
Listening to the special @onthemedia episode on the San Bernardino shooting and how things are different this time. onthemedia.org/story/san-bern…
The new Corrupted Nerds podcast with @leslienassar is now also on @SoundCloud soundcloud.com/skankmedia/c00…
There’s a new Corrupted Nerds podcast with @leslienassar and me. corruptednerds.com/pod/c00015/ pic.twitter.com/WFIEv1B9KI
Saturday. Can you reach all the way to the other side of the table? You can? Good. Show me. Saturday.