Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 16th, 2015

YouTube just suggested I watch Steve’n’Seagulls “Thunderstruck” again, so I will. youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-i…

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Now I want to know more about this. twitter.com/gths/status/67…

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Oh God, I just remember I made this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@NicholasFryer I saw this scene in “A Fish Called Wanda”.

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Would you be allowed out to do a wee or visit friends and stuff? twitter.com/VirginAustrali…

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@petstarr I start muttering and throwing things at the internet.

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Routine Reminder to All Journalists: You don’t HAVE to say “take to social media”. This moronic cliché is not compulsory.

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Worst. Circulation. Figures. Ever. twitter.com/paulwiggins/st…

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This is your evening retweet of the most important information ever. twitter.com/Raf_Epstein/st…

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This is your evening reminder of the morning reminder. Booking is free. You can buy souvlaki. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@KBCanB Well, the recording is on Saturday afternoon, but yes, I can always grab two random people from the pub. Or just from the street.

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@riskybusiness @0x1C Things changed. Pyrmont grew. The line grew. The tramms grew. They’re packed morning, evenings, weekend afternoons.

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Hmmm. I have done fuck all about organising the other two panelists for “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum”. I will hat-rabbit it tomorrow.

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“21 Aussie Headlines You’ll Definitely Read In 2016” buzzfeed.com/chrisrodley/re…

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@0x1C Actually the new one looks like it’s almost entire on roads. They also have a bell.

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@riskybusiness @0x1C You’re thinking of the (late) Monorail. The tram is packed out with people from the inner west to city and return.

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@0x1C They do. The existing one between Paddy’s Markets and Central, and the to-be-built one along George St and probably other bits.

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How many of Lord Wentworth’s Cabinets of Curiosity have been installs so far? A dozen? Two dozen?

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“Sydney CBD is as magical as ever,” says the lying liar sign on the side of the liar tram.

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So how good is the NBN?

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I just saw mention of the URL ibisplay.com and I am afraid to click.

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@myrnam71 @oldkhayyam Oh don’t worry, there’s bound to be fired as well.

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“Dallas Buyers Club loses torrent piracy case (again)@, writes @joshgnosis crikey.com.au/2015/12/16/dal…

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The NBN, “the most monstrous waste of resources since the building of the Illuminati lizard pyramids on Pluto.” theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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erkpod Office workers telling other office workers to stay safe on the way home after an incident that happened hours ago. *golfclap*

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@rycrozier @elronxenu @MsLods Well that would certainly be a novel approach in this case.

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The UN should appoint Julia Gillard for the lulz. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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@MsLods The do seem quite bloody-minded about it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus He was smirky and manipulative. There have been too many years. And there were Christmas Hugs.

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@PointZeroOne That’s right. Perram J has basically told DBC “Nope, that wasn’t the deal, you get one more try.”

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Read carefully, people. isn’t quite dead yet.

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Why did I suddenly think of Jimmy Savile? twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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The US government pisses off a highly-skilled hacker. What could possibly go wrong? twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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nehadk And this piece I call…”Suburbanites trying to be gangster”. I’ll never understand the hand signals. twitter.com/RebeccaMaddern…

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LOLGOP Almost every GOP plan to defeat ISIS sounds like the GOP plan that created ISIS.

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STILL WAITING PATIENTLY beneath the beguiling antlers. My back is yo the Giant Neon Vagina, so I can’t see that right now.

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I see that Perram J has gotten sick of Dallas Buyers Club LLC, as well he might. itnews.com.au/news/dbcs-pira…

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SydneyTornado Where’s my social media manager??!

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Hey Australian businesses, if you fear it, do something about it” zdnet.com/article/hey-au… Contains cybers.

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WAITING PATIENTLY beneath the beguiling antlers.

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@themanmountain In NSW, riding on the footpath is OK if you’re under the age of 13, or you’re an adult accompanying such a person.

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Cops at the corner of Elizabeth and Park Streets booking a bicycle courier for riding on the footpath. Applause from nearby pedestrians.

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I would like a nap now, but I must amble towards the Place of Antlers.

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Well Sydney still seems to be here.

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The lunch, it ends.

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A selection of dead animals has now been served.

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Hearing how Hitachi delivered Train-as-a-Service in the UK.

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“There’s not many companies that can deliver a smart city end to end, but we [Hitachi] happen to be one of them,” says @AdrianDeLuca76

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“Multicloud”? Sheesh, @AdrianDeLuca76, it’s a good thing the wine is so good.

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That’s a transition from “running scared” or the digital transition and instead getting on with it.

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HDS’ @AdrianDeLuca76 says this is the first year he’s really seen technology become the business driver across all sectors in APAC.

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The Hitachi Data Systems lunch begins… instagram.com/p/_VYyLKCFlI/

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702sydney First hand accounts of enormous winds in Kurnell on air right now. Reports of a trampoline 80m in the air. ab.co/702live

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SShireNews JUST IN: Sydney Desalination Plant, is being evacuated after significant damage. Structural integrity cannot be confirmed.

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Unhappy abandoned tram passengers make their way to the city on foot, under the Convention Centre construction. pic.twitter.com/VCvGiTfCoj

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Tram driver has told us Capitol Square is flooded and traffic lights are out, so we’ve been turfed out of the tram at Convention.

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9NewsSyd Large hail stones currently hitting North Cronulla Beach right now. Photo: Luke Calo. pic.twitter.com/TKKEA9r0WU

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rpy my iPhone just corrected “north shore” to “mortgage shore”

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PitcherJenna This storm is weak sauce in Chippendale right now.

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nampix Tornado warned storm pic.twitter.com/w7A7BOpshC

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I made it to the shelter of the team stop just as the rain started. Whew.

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@NuclearAnthro They’re basically the same thing, but with a pouch and an attitude.

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Right. I’m going to try to get to the tram before that stormfront hits.

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I’l be heading out into that weather in 15 minutes, so I am a very happy possum indeed.

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The tornado is a thing, people. I repeat, the tornado is a thing. twitter.com/Nicholas_James…

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T4SydneyTrains Allow extra travel time due to urgent power supply repairs between Hurstville and Wolli Creek.

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BOM_NSW Dangerous situation unfolding with storms heading north towards Sydney. Warning now includes tornadoes. Take care. pic.twitter.com/fHFGb4XrOZ

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“Radar suggests possible tornado near Kurnell,” so there’s that. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…

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feed_the_chooks can someone tell me who Bae is also why I shouldn’t block every last one of you clowns

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“This thunderstorm is very dangerous.” OK then. twitter.com/DDsD/status/67…

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The Deputy Gay swallows whole the idea that this is any of Facebook’s business to begin wit.

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Read HuffPo’s Deputy Gay on how “awesome” Facebook’s move is to see how pwned he is by the subject of his report. huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/facebook…

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I kinda like* the idea that HuffPo has someone with the job title “Deputy Gay”.

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@expectproblems No need to add fuel to the fire. I am already gobsmacked by the stupidity of it all.

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Being able to choose how you wish to identify yourself in public is not a “special circumstance”, Facebook, you interfering fuckwits.

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Oh FFS. Facebook’s “big change” is they’ll judge how deserving you are before they’ll allow you to choose your name. huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/facebook…

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Do cargo ships still need ballast? twitter.com/sophblack/stat…

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@formalbeer I was wondering there for a moment. But yes, I know exactly the chaps you mean.

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SwiftOnSecurity Found the Mac user pic.twitter.com/etKPeBWw9r

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DShankar New technology is often scary. On the discovery & adoption of anesthesia in the 1840s: newyorker.com/magazine/2013/… pic.twitter.com/rwPeSTGcy3

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MikeCarlton01 There are far too many of you here on Twitter giving offence to the editors of The Australian. Stop it NOW !

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TheMediaTweets Looks pretty conclusive to me… pic.twitter.com/H9ZgIjn9nh

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@OmanReagan @NuclearAnthro Indeed. There’s been a real resurgence in interest in space lately, and it can only help.

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@OmanReagan @NuclearAnthro Oh. Sigh. Those I hadn’t seen. The radio report I heard was clear. As you were.

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This certainly needs to be remembered. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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SnarkyPlatypus People always overlook that Princess Leia was the Wyatt Roy of the Galactic Senate

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No @OmanReagan @NuclearAnthro, the BBC said he was the first Brit to the ISS, and people don’t listen properly. twitter.com/OmanReagan/sta…

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Over the years, my editors have been quite successful at this, yes. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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NickRSearcy Paper finds that elite scientists impede progress in their field until they die.
econ.upf.edu/docs/papers/do… pic.twitter.com/gWyReKtzhX

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Summer product idea: Combination stick deodorant and butt plug.

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@mpesce He is obviously very important to the whole process. And the hemlock.

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@mpesce A selection of Senators, obviously. {Shut up, yes I know.]

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@mpesce I shall drink it with pleasure.

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Obviously this will be totally excellent television in every possible way. twitter.com/Jose_Pagliery/…

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@drearyclocks Most of the time I don’t really understand what I’m saying.

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@drearyclocks Is this a camel thing? It sounds like a camel thing.

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I thought they were building a wall. twitter.com/drearyclocks/s…

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_FloridaMan Florida Man Rams Car Into Jail, Says He “Just Wanted to Visit Friends” wptv.com/news/region-in… pic.twitter.com/dNhcKCuP7p

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In God’s name, people, it’s just a fucking movie. Grow up.

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@mpesce Something something mirrors.

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Shall we tattoo this on the Prime Minister’s forehead? forbes.com/sites/jasonblo… pic.twitter.com/ZizDCgfVbs

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Well, if politicians are adopting it, how could it possibly be wrong? twitter.com/adamjonwilliam…

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@formalbeer @BernardKeane Drinking a pony of light on pension day before heading to the RSL.

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Finally noting @BernardKeane’s use of the phrase “foetid ungulate George Christensen” and approving.

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@SnarkyPlatypus OK, then I have two characters in the drama that I need to cast.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yep. Well, kinda. I have two position specifications, as it were, so I’ll just phone around until I get a hit.

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@murpharoo Heh. More seriously, I’m fascinated by how nothing exists for some people except the tribal divisions.

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And this is my morning reminder than I need to lock in the rest of the panelists and tell you about them. Today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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This is your morning reminder to book for “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2” this Sat. publichouseforum2.eventbrite.com pic.twitter.com/aTk2MZORKK

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We should be able to do better than this. There’s heaps more people on these ships. twitter.com/smh/status/676…

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@Gin_ev_ra @SnarkyPlatypus That’s the other side of the equation, of course. Either way, it’s a clear sociological issue affecting the West.

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kaepora Hello everyone. I spend my days studying cryptography. I just locked myself out of my own apartment. That is all I have for you.

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Nice retort to @RNBreakfast from Christian Porter: Yes, and we will be releasing that information, “just not on your program.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus Actually, one was a “fail to grow up”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There was a couple mentions of “fail to learn important life lessons”.

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Wed plan, draft: Sysadmin and research tasks; 1200 Hitachi Data Systems lunch; 1500 doctor (unrelated to previous activity); remainder TBA.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That was of course pretty much the theme, but from a sociological viewpoint. Just a quick report.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There is no such thing as non-Anglo culture what even is wrong with you.

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@LightheartedDan It certainly something that the Treasurer should never be allowed to forget.

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Story on @amworldtodaypm right now suggesting we need to accept “young adults living with parents” as the new norm.

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“41 per cent of Americans would support a wall on the Canadian border: poll” (24 Sep) cbc.ca/news/trending/…

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@paulwallbank @alexkidman And I take them both orally and the other way.

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You know, @BlogsofWar, I reckon you shouldn’t be able to invade somewhere unless you can point to it.

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And more than half of Americans don’t even know where Syria is. washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2… twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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@galendal Oh I’m quite sure of that, yes.

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I hope @paulwallbank will explain how it’ll all be done by medically-inserted capital extraction tubes. twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…

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@JayMo31415 OMG I HADN’T THOUGHT OF THIS IT IS FRIGHTENING.

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@JayMo31415 Well now we’re getting into the tricky stuff.

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@leslienassar @lukehopewell How can you ever go wrong if you have asparagus-schented pee?

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“Make sure that you don’t have any constipation—that everything is flowing through and you won’t get deathly sick; it’s impossible.”

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“Question: ‘Does the olive leaf extract keep the virus from penetrating the cell, like elderberry does?”“

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“There’s some areas … where people don’t see them [chemtrails] because they don’t spray like down by George Bush’s farm in Texas.”

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Chemtrails are bad. “You can interview hundreds of people and they will tell you that they have trouble thinking … Their minds are foggy.”

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Yeah, @leslienassar @lukehopewell. Colloidal silver, but “Asparagus Extract saved my life.” healthfreedom.info/Chemtrails%20E… pic.twitter.com/7ynoF6peuU

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@leslienassar Well it would be. I assume they took the colloidal silver rectally for maximum absorption.

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leslienassar At Starbucks this morning, I eavesdropped on farmers comparing notes on combatting the effects of chemtrails on their crops.

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GonzoHacker Remember when things were different than they are now?

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The Future of Government, in one photograph. twitter.com/rbbrown/status…

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dntsqzthchrmn Little Known Fact™️: Twitter was originally going to be called Explain My Areas of Expertise and/or Jokes To Me

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SlowSlownews We got a master criminal here. pic.twitter.com/0xxmzPfzae

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@nswpolice will allege [he] has been using his private hire car to chauffeur cocaine rather than clients.” police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…

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Wednesday. I’d wipe that stuff of your face before anyone sees you. What even is it? Wednesday.

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