@sylmobile Yes, so the right number of tables are reserved. publichouseforum2.eventbrite.com
@NicholasFryer No. It’s just stalking.
YouTube just suggested I watch Steve’n’Seagulls “Thunderstruck” again, so I will. youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-i…
Now I want to know more about this. twitter.com/gths/status/67…
Oh God, I just remember I made this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@NicholasFryer I saw this scene in “A Fish Called Wanda”.
@paulwiggins Ah, that makes sense. Ta.
@ScooterDMC You are in the wrong city.
Would you be allowed out to do a wee or visit friends and stuff? twitter.com/VirginAustrali…
@petstarr I start muttering and throwing things at the internet.
@paulwiggins How the hell does that work?
Routine Reminder to All Journalists: You don’t HAVE to say “take to social media”. This moronic cliché is not compulsory.
@corduroy I haven’t. That bad, eh?
Worst. Circulation. Figures. Ever. twitter.com/paulwiggins/st…
I do quite like number 21. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
This is your evening retweet of the most important information ever. twitter.com/Raf_Epstein/st…
This is your evening reminder of the morning reminder. Booking is free. You can buy souvlaki. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@KBCanB Well, the recording is on Saturday afternoon, but yes, I can always grab two random people from the pub. Or just from the street.
@riskybusiness @0x1C Things changed. Pyrmont grew. The line grew. The tramms grew. They’re packed morning, evenings, weekend afternoons.
Hmmm. I have done fuck all about organising the other two panelists for “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum”. I will hat-rabbit it tomorrow.
“21 Aussie Headlines You’ll Definitely Read In 2016” buzzfeed.com/chrisrodley/re…
@0x1C Trams.
@0x1C Actually the new one looks like it’s almost entire on roads. They also have a bell.
@riskybusiness @0x1C You’re thinking of the (late) Monorail. The tram is packed out with people from the inner west to city and return.
@0x1C They do. The existing one between Paddy’s Markets and Central, and the to-be-built one along George St and probably other bits.
@0x1C Trams.
@0x1C Tram.
How many of Lord Wentworth’s Cabinets of Curiosity have been installs so far? A dozen? Two dozen?
“Sydney CBD is as magical as ever,” says the lying liar sign on the side of the liar tram.
@PointZeroOne Yes, yes it is*.
So how good is the NBN?
I just saw mention of the URL ibisplay.com and I am afraid to click.
@myrnam71 @oldkhayyam Oh don’t worry, there’s bound to be fired as well.
“Dallas Buyers Club loses torrent piracy case (again)@, writes @joshgnosis crikey.com.au/2015/12/16/dal…
@myrnam71 @oldkhayyam No, that’s the rain.
The NBN, “the most monstrous waste of resources since the building of the Illuminati lizard pyramids on Pluto.” theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
@erkpod Stay safe.
erkpod Office workers telling other office workers to stay safe on the way home after an incident that happened hours ago. *golfclap*
The UN should appoint Julia Gillard for the lulz. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…
@MsLods The do seem quite bloody-minded about it.
@SnarkyPlatypus He was smirky and manipulative. There have been too many years. And there were Christmas Hugs.
@PointZeroOne That’s right. Perram J has basically told DBC “Nope, that wasn’t the deal, you get one more try.” #terriblesimplification
@brettrann @OzAz You just can’t trust @SwiftOnSecurity.
Antlered.
Ah yes, that’s right. twitter.com/oliyoung/statu…
Read carefully, people. #iiDallas isn’t quite dead yet.
Why did I suddenly think of Jimmy Savile? twitter.com/crikey_news/st…
The US government pisses off a highly-skilled hacker. What could possibly go wrong? twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
nehadk And this piece I call…”Suburbanites trying to be gangster”. I’ll never understand the hand signals. twitter.com/RebeccaMaddern…
LOLGOP Almost every GOP plan to defeat ISIS sounds like the GOP plan that created ISIS.
STILL WAITING PATIENTLY beneath the beguiling antlers. My back is yo the Giant Neon Vagina, so I can’t see that right now.
I see that Perram J has gotten sick of Dallas Buyers Club LLC, as well he might. itnews.com.au/news/dbcs-pira…
SydneyTornado Where’s my social media manager??!
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Hey Australian businesses, if you fear it, do something about it” zdnet.com/article/hey-au… Contains cybers.
WAITING PATIENTLY beneath the beguiling antlers.
@themanmountain In NSW, riding on the footpath is OK if you’re under the age of 13, or you’re an adult accompanying such a person.
Cops at the corner of Elizabeth and Park Streets booking a bicycle courier for riding on the footpath. Applause from nearby pedestrians.
@ReneeStephen I have no idea what that means.
I would like a nap now, but I must amble towards the Place of Antlers.
Well Sydney still seems to be here.
The lunch, it ends.
A selection of dead animals has now been served.
Hearing how Hitachi delivered Train-as-a-Service in the UK.
“There’s not many companies that can deliver a smart city end to end, but we [Hitachi] happen to be one of them,” says @AdrianDeLuca76
“Multicloud”? Sheesh, @AdrianDeLuca76, it’s a good thing the wine is so good.
That’s a transition from “running scared” or the digital transition and instead getting on with it.
HDS’ @AdrianDeLuca76 says this is the first year he’s really seen technology become the business driver across all sectors in APAC.
The Hitachi Data Systems lunch begins… instagram.com/p/_VYyLKCFlI/
702sydney First hand accounts of enormous winds in Kurnell on air right now. Reports of a trampoline 80m in the air. ab.co/702live
SShireNews JUST IN: Sydney Desalination Plant, #Kurnell is being evacuated after significant damage. Structural integrity cannot be confirmed.
And yet just minutes later… pic.twitter.com/knwcA8m0Vr
Unhappy abandoned tram passengers make their way to the city on foot, under the Convention Centre construction. pic.twitter.com/VCvGiTfCoj
Tram driver has told us Capitol Square is flooded and traffic lights are out, so we’ve been turfed out of the tram at Convention.
9NewsSyd Large hail stones currently hitting North Cronulla Beach right now. Photo: Luke Calo. #9News pic.twitter.com/TKKEA9r0WU
rpy my iPhone just corrected “north shore” to “mortgage shore”
PitcherJenna This storm is weak sauce in Chippendale right now.
En route to the Sydney CBD. pic.twitter.com/vHymrupKnP
nampix Tornado warned storm #Sydney #tornado #hail pic.twitter.com/w7A7BOpshC
@jdub @SnarkyPlatypus Smirks.
Entrammed.
I made it to the shelter of the team stop just as the rain started. Whew.
@NuclearAnthro They’re basically the same thing, but with a pouch and an attitude.
Looking good, Sydney! pic.twitter.com/ZzCZtx4IQs
Sydney right now. pic.twitter.com/SnfqFKIUrB
Right. I’m going to try to get to the tram before that stormfront hits.
@NuclearAnthro Possum! And you don’t. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possum
I’l be heading out into that weather in 15 minutes, so I am a very happy possum indeed.
The tornado is a thing, people. I repeat, the tornado is a thing. twitter.com/Nicholas_James…
T4SydneyTrains Allow extra travel time due to urgent power supply repairs between Hurstville and Wolli Creek.
BOM_NSW Dangerous situation unfolding with storms heading north towards Sydney. Warning now includes tornadoes. Take care. pic.twitter.com/fHFGb4XrOZ
“Radar suggests possible tornado near Kurnell,” so there’s that. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…
Oh, THAT @ThatAmelia. Yes, very wow. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
feed_the_chooks can someone tell me who Bae is also why I shouldn’t block every last one of you clowns
“This thunderstorm is very dangerous.” OK then. twitter.com/DDsD/status/67…
The Deputy Gay swallows whole the idea that this is any of Facebook’s business to begin wit.
Read HuffPo’s Deputy Gay on how “awesome” Facebook’s move is to see how pwned he is by the subject of his report. huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/facebook…
I kinda like* the idea that HuffPo has someone with the job title “Deputy Gay”.
@expectproblems No need to add fuel to the fire. I am already gobsmacked by the stupidity of it all.
Being able to choose how you wish to identify yourself in public is not a “special circumstance”, Facebook, you interfering fuckwits.
Oh FFS. Facebook’s “big change” is they’ll judge how deserving you are before they’ll allow you to choose your name. huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/facebook…
@moylecroft @sophblack @mumbletwits @insidestorymag Oh good point. Also, well played.
Do cargo ships still need ballast? twitter.com/sophblack/stat…
This explains everything. twitter.com/Raf_Epstein/st…
@formalbeer I was wondering there for a moment. But yes, I know exactly the chaps you mean.
SwiftOnSecurity Found the Mac user pic.twitter.com/etKPeBWw9r
OK, this is def defo. twitter.com/johnb78/status…
DShankar New technology is often scary. On the discovery & adoption of anesthesia in the 1840s: newyorker.com/magazine/2013/… pic.twitter.com/rwPeSTGcy3
MikeCarlton01 There are far too many of you here on Twitter giving offence to the editors of The Australian. Stop it NOW !
TheMediaTweets Looks pretty conclusive to me… pic.twitter.com/H9ZgIjn9nh
Not my fault. twitter.com/AHSsanctuary/s…
@bastardsheep I’m sure you are.
@OmanReagan @NuclearAnthro Indeed. There’s been a real resurgence in interest in space lately, and it can only help.
@OmanReagan @NuclearAnthro Oh. Sigh. Those I hadn’t seen. The radio report I heard was clear. As you were.
This certainly needs to be remembered. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
SnarkyPlatypus People always overlook that Princess Leia was the Wyatt Roy of the Galactic Senate
No @OmanReagan @NuclearAnthro, the BBC said he was the first Brit to the ISS, and people don’t listen properly. twitter.com/OmanReagan/sta…
Over the years, my editors have been quite successful at this, yes. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
NickRSearcy Paper finds that elite scientists impede progress in their field until they die.
econ.upf.edu/docs/papers/do… pic.twitter.com/gWyReKtzhX
Perfect for the beach. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Summer product idea: Combination stick deodorant and butt plug.
@mpesce He is obviously very important to the whole process. And the hemlock.
@mpesce A selection of Senators, obviously. {Shut up, yes I know.]
@jeamland They’re all yours.
@mpesce I shall drink it with pleasure.
Obviously this will be totally excellent television in every possible way. twitter.com/Jose_Pagliery/…
@drearyclocks Most of the time I don’t really understand what I’m saying.
@drearyclocks Is this a camel thing? It sounds like a camel thing.
So, another algorithm. Got it. #whyhavethesepeopleneverheardofgödel twitter.com/FrankPasquale/…
I thought they were building a wall. twitter.com/drearyclocks/s…
The strategy forms. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
_FloridaMan Florida Man Rams Car Into Jail, Says He “Just Wanted to Visit Friends” wptv.com/news/region-in… pic.twitter.com/dNhcKCuP7p
In God’s name, people, it’s just a fucking movie. Grow up.
@mpesce Something something mirrors.
Shall we tattoo this on the Prime Minister’s forehead? forbes.com/sites/jasonblo… pic.twitter.com/ZizDCgfVbs
Well, if politicians are adopting it, how could it possibly be wrong? twitter.com/adamjonwilliam…
SO PIG.
@formalbeer @BernardKeane Drinking a pony of light on pension day before heading to the RSL.
Finally noting @BernardKeane’s use of the phrase “foetid ungulate George Christensen” and approving.
MOAR PIG.
@SnarkyPlatypus OK, then I have two characters in the drama that I need to cast.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yep. Well, kinda. I have two position specifications, as it were, so I’ll just phone around until I get a hit.
@murpharoo Heh. More seriously, I’m fascinated by how nothing exists for some people except the tribal divisions.
Are you new here? twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…
And this is my morning reminder than I need to lock in the rest of the panelists and tell you about them. Today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
This is your morning reminder to book for “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2” this Sat. publichouseforum2.eventbrite.com pic.twitter.com/aTk2MZORKK
@BernardKeane Resch’s, surely? Or Tooth’s.
What could possibly go wrong? twitter.com/illywhacker_/s…
We should be able to do better than this. There’s heaps more people on these ships. twitter.com/smh/status/676…
@Gin_ev_ra @SnarkyPlatypus That’s the other side of the equation, of course. Either way, it’s a clear sociological issue affecting the West.
kaepora Hello everyone. I spend my days studying cryptography. I just locked myself out of my own apartment. That is all I have for you.
Important question. twitter.com/alexkidman/sta…
Nice retort to @RNBreakfast from Christian Porter: Yes, and we will be releasing that information, “just not on your program.”
@SnarkyPlatypus Actually, one was a “fail to grow up”.
@SnarkyPlatypus There was a couple mentions of “fail to learn important life lessons”.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Are you new here? twitter.com/lukehopewell/s…
Wed plan, draft: Sysadmin and research tasks; 1200 Hitachi Data Systems lunch; 1500 doctor (unrelated to previous activity); remainder TBA.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus That’s actually a really good idea.
@SnarkyPlatypus That was of course pretty much the theme, but from a sociological viewpoint. Just a quick report.
@SnarkyPlatypus There is no such thing as non-Anglo culture what even is wrong with you.
@LightheartedDan It certainly something that the Treasurer should never be allowed to forget.
Story on @amworldtodaypm right now suggesting we need to accept “young adults living with parents” as the new norm.
@gattaca Can’t be too careful.
“41 per cent of Americans would support a wall on the Canadian border: poll” (24 Sep) cbc.ca/news/trending/…
@alexkidman @paulwallbank Plastic banknotes are pretty robust.
@paulwallbank @alexkidman And I take them both orally and the other way.
You know, @BlogsofWar, I reckon you shouldn’t be able to invade somewhere unless you can point to it.
And more than half of Americans don’t even know where Syria is. washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2… twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…
@paulwallbank Send Dogecoin.
@galendal Oh I’m quite sure of that, yes.
I hope @paulwallbank will explain how it’ll all be done by medically-inserted capital extraction tubes. twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…
@JayMo31415 OMG I HADN’T THOUGHT OF THIS IT IS FRIGHTENING.
@JayMo31415 Well now we’re getting into the tricky stuff.
Well played, @jayrosen_nyu. twitter.com/jayrosen_nyu/s…
@leslienassar @lukehopewell Oh “excellent”.
They’re in our schools! pic.twitter.com/O960b2t8nl
@oberonsghost @leslienassar @lukehopewell Chemtrails are really, really bad, yeah.
@leslienassar @lukehopewell How can you ever go wrong if you have asparagus-schented pee?
“Make sure that you don’t have any constipation—that everything is flowing through and you won’t get deathly sick; it’s impossible.”
“Question: ‘Does the olive leaf extract keep the virus from penetrating the cell, like elderberry does?”“
This is important medical advice, @leslienassar @lukehopewell! healthfreedom.info/Chemtrails%20E… pic.twitter.com/4TKq6Q7hNJ
“There’s some areas … where people don’t see them [chemtrails] because they don’t spray like down by George Bush’s farm in Texas.”
Chemtrails are bad. “You can interview hundreds of people and they will tell you that they have trouble thinking … Their minds are foggy.”
Yeah, @leslienassar @lukehopewell. Colloidal silver, but “Asparagus Extract saved my life.” healthfreedom.info/Chemtrails%20E… pic.twitter.com/7ynoF6peuU
@leslienassar Well it would be. I assume they took the colloidal silver rectally for maximum absorption.
@leslienassar Did you pick up any good tips?
leslienassar At Starbucks this morning, I eavesdropped on farmers comparing notes on combatting the effects of chemtrails on their crops.
GonzoHacker Remember when things were different than they are now?
The Future of Government, in one photograph. twitter.com/rbbrown/status…
dntsqzthchrmn Little Known Fact™️: Twitter was originally going to be called Explain My Areas of Expertise and/or Jokes To Me
SlowSlownews We got a master criminal here. pic.twitter.com/0xxmzPfzae
“@nswpolice will allege [he] has been using his private hire car to chauffeur cocaine rather than clients.” police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…
Wednesday. I’d wipe that stuff of your face before anyone sees you. What even is it? Wednesday.