Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 22nd, 2015

@bernietb But not THAT badly, did I? I mean, Russell Fucking Brand? And the casual racists at QI?

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What the fuck did I do to deserve this? pic.twitter.com/uvnGZilVba

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I apologise on behalf of my countryfolk, but they are just filth and know not how to behave. twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…

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“I’ll just close the window now,” as if that’ll make any difference. twitter.com/Conflicts/stat…

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I had intended to do that last bit of podcast production tonight, but I’m really too tired. First thing in the morning for that!

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johnb78 As young people in the UK drink less, they are becoming worse at it twitter.com/JonathanHaynes…

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GordyPls If you want to air your grievances Tumblr is right there

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GordyPls Fuck festivus it is neither funny or clever.

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internetofshit ah yes, this is how security works pic.twitter.com/qsWVye9FIQ

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@cheshireb @BenKillerby It’s hilarious how something only announced a few weeks ago can be “long-awaited”.

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“Long-awaited”? How short are these people’s attention spans, exactly? twitter.com/BenKillerby/st…

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@jodiem This is probably more useful as my Android reference device than as your workhorse.

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@jodiem So we’ve all got a mid-range Huawei P8 Lite, which is being sold exclusively through Telstra.

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Departing the Huawei drinks with some bridge thing in the background. instagram.com/p/_lmiAOCFjS/

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Arriving at the Huawei drinks and the chaps are already comparing scars… instagram.com/p/_lVkuNiFv-/

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80yo women who dress like they’re a 4yo sparkle fairy princess.

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Either that, or they’re crushing all the trains out of sheer spite.

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I think it’s just because this is a shit old train, and there’s list of windows open because of the humidity.

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Under the Sydney CBD, where the tunnel is filled with more loud mechanical grinding noises than usual.

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Approaching Sydney Central station… instagram.com/p/_lTM-AiFtS/

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joshgnosis CSIRO getting in on pic.twitter.com/9fnY63OnOc

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Amused to see that one of the colours the Huawei P8 comes in is “mystic champagne”.

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@jodiem Dure, though I suspect it’s a Huawei P8 kind of night.

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Rob_Stott The customer isn’t always right buzzfeed.com/robstott/look-… pic.twitter.com/jNzs63HYlk

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@jodiem When you think about it, that’s not an especially good offer. :)

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Mobile: Walk to Ashfield station; train to Circular Quay; walk to Huawei drinks; remainder TBA.

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Right, time to get this show on the road.

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@gths Kill them. Kill them all.

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unslugged It seems only right that I should point out this error. pic.twitter.com/9ApBwlyyqk

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dog_rates This is Rubio. He has too much skin. 11/10 pic.twitter.com/NLOHmlENag

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RealNickHodge If they can make *two* Death Stars in a sound stage, they can fake a rocket launch/landing. Q.E.D.

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I’ve just finished editing “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2”. I’ll add the intro, mix it, and post it by around 2100 AEDT tonight.

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woodlandalyssa yes please say why a vacuum cleaner is posting gnocchi recipes twitter.com/electroluxus/s…

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@jdub Oh, is that where it came from?

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Is it too early in the day for the phrase “narcissistic self-aggrandising fucktard”?

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@NewtonMark Once they have designed their lovely new spacecraft, can we hurl them into a canal or something?

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Aetius_stronk I accidentally gave adderall to my Ford Fiesta and now it’s a Ford Focus.

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squarelyrooted “When fascism comes to America, it will be covered in a bleached Ewok pelt and say bizarre things about women.” twitter.com/postpolitics/s…

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HyperBrendan Just a thought, the Resistance are still using X-Wing fighters 30 years later. Are they part of the Joint Strike Fighter program?

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studiesincrap Me: I refuse to believe that people would still agree to work on these easily explodable Death Stars
My Wife: But you work at newspapers

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I say, @NicholasFryer’s contribution to the Edict, which you’re hear tonight, has rather a lot about penises.

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I keep telling you, people. “Good afternoon, President Trump.” Get used to hearing it. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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I’m editing “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2” and, yes, it is all as rowdy as I remembered.

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@pascalg15 Yeah but I try not to encourage @SenatorLudlam too much.

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expectproblems The harbour in monochrome. No filter. pic.twitter.com/oNvpBjuQTn

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/DavidParis/sta…

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expectproblems The horror, still being beckoned into existence by its dark masters. pic.twitter.com/JoYoAcdtYI

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mollymoorhead “Puppies are transmitting.” @OHnewsroom

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Would you like to be Head of GOV.AU at @AusDTO? ‘Cos the job looks made for me! dto.gov.au/careers#op-941… pic.twitter.com/7oOv5iXTQ7

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@monsieurarion Except that that plugin is not activated. I DO NOT LIKE 1960S MUSICALS TAKING OVER MY WEBSITE. Also no, why the fuck?

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I assume this is part of WordPress’ AU localisation? pic.twitter.com/sVd21ytM3j

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@monsieurarion I kinda like the idea of the nation’s seat of government filling up with moths from time to time.

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etherealmind “Would someone please explain succinctly what the differences are in the Cisco operating systems?” - well played, sir pic.twitter.com/R5QaaoKLwc

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Yeah, the bogong moths attract the dropbears and it all gets very, vert edgey there for a few weeks. twitter.com/skaye/status/6…

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AuSenate It’s not very Christmas-y, but perhaps those with more culinary skills than us can turn this into something festive pic.twitter.com/rK6uEDQrBW

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AuSenate Small mothocalypse here in the AuSenate offices this morning …

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Should I tell people in The America that Parliament House gets invaded by bogong moths each summer, or will they figure that out?

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See, America, THIS is what your pissant so-called “Senate” should be doing! twitter.com/AuSenate/statu…

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@JakeTheX @normative Ah. I misunderstood what you meant.

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@dickybeacholdie Yeah people do get cranky when they have to do something slightly inconvenient that’s part of their goddam job.

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@JakeTheX @normative So, like calling a motion picture you watch on TV a “film”. [Nods.]

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it’s “password69” all the way down.

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@NewtonMark Well, it saves having to make phone calls, right?

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Guessing a client’s passwords. Succeeding. Winning.

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Jeffwni No, you EMPHASIZE the wrong word.

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Rebellion ain’t quite what it used to be. twitter.com/CathEHiggins/s…

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normative It could be worse. In the universe next door, they’re called “zunebeams” twitter.com/hels/status/67…

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Colgo ! Never knew:

“Long service leave (LSL)… was invented in the mid-19thC to allow citizens to sail to and back from England every decade.”

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I suppose if there an effective way of stifling @alexkidman someone would have discovered it by now.

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expectproblems Good Morning, Sydney. It’s raining out there, so don’t forget your haz-mat suit.

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The Solstice is just under seven hours away at 1548 AEDT.

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@matthewlandauer I’ll have my people call your people.

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@matthewlandauer I’m cat-sitting in Ashfield through to 29 Dec, I’m not sure after that, but will be making some Mountain trips regardless.

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@matthewlandauer Yeah, I knew I was a bit late with this. Still plenty of trouble to come, though, I think.

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@matthewlandauer Good luck with the new gig, BTW. We should catch up some time.

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But magical magic is the best kind of magic. Sulking. twitter.com/matthewlandaue…

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Tue plan, draft: Set up 3 x client domains; slightly annoying errand; podcast edit or design stuff, depending on mood; 1630 Huawei drinks.

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Are you… are you suggesting we kill everyone?

I guess I could go with thattwitter.com/i_j_oliver/sta…jF

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@bernietb And he also misses that the Kessel Run parsecs thing was a shibboleth to weed out the tyre-kickers.

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@trentyarwood Despite not practicing it myself, j feel strongly about people’s holidays being not-work.

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@trentyarwood He’s a GP in a large-ish practice with excellent systems, and separate personal email which we don’t know. Works well.

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MalwareJake In case you needed more evidence that they can’t all be winners… pic.twitter.com/hNDxVV3lYu

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@marcuskelson @Mal_Turnbull Ah, I see the “Chris Hill from Albury” hoaxer is at it again.

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kcarruthers Hilarious juxtaposition of ad for Juniper & the copy below pic.twitter.com/iyJuWIQ18g

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fanfiction_txt P. S. Batman and Gandalf will turn into teenagers

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thegrugq APT: repeatable success, interchangeable operators of low to mediocre skill. Easy to train techniques. Consistent results.

Like infantry.

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My doctor does this on his work email too, when he goes on holiday. A holiday is not work in a different location. twitter.com/etherealmind/s…

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Tuesday. Drip. Drip. Drip. Your life force ebbs. Why did you ever start? Tuesday.

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