Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 29th, 2015

WAITING PATIENTLY FOR MY CURRY WHERE IS IT.

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@johncarneyau @gabriellechan Well, being played is all part of the game, isn’t it? All are pawns in a greater game.

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“Jamie Briggs, an ambitious MP who overstepped the mark”, writes @KnottMatthew brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politi…

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“Malcolm Turnbull loses two ministers but the stench of one could linger”, writes @gabriellechan theguardian.com/australia-news…

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“The most powerful, newsworthy images of 2015” news.com.au/lifestyle/real… pic.twitter.com/Brngw2nFqw

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I AM SHOCKED AND OFFENDED AND ALSO LAUGHING. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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This is both fun and a bit naughty. twitter.com/JustinianNews/…

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JustinianNews Holiday postcard from George Brandis in Florence. A Justinian “exclusive”: justinian.com.au/featurettes/ho…

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There is no Emergency Duck. Je suis annoyed.

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It’s actually a rather lovely evening out here.

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Who the hell gives a fuck about what Alain de Botton thinks anyway? More pseudo-profound bullshit from another white middle-class poseur.

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@grum “Lemonish stuff”. Very reassuring.

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Right, migration time. The taxi has been summoned.

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rhysam But I wasn’t even IN Hong Kong. twitter.com/trendsmelbourn…

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@grum Since I have no idea what “L&P” is, doubly so.

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sabinewolff Imagine living with this fuckstick. Unload the goddamn dishwasher Alain. twitter.com/DawnHFoster/st…

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DawnHFoster Just help with the dishes FFS pic.twitter.com/NLyOXAn0aD

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snare RIP Lenny. Carl will miss you :(

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It’s “the Coalition”, two parties that have Stockholm Syndromed themselves so far up the wazoo they know what each other had for breakfast.

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You people do know there’s no such thing as “the LNP” except in Queensland, right?

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MsCastan ‘After being invited to reflect on his position, he offered his resignation’ malcolmturnbull.com.au/media/minister… that’s the invitation you can’t refuse

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sylmobile My bottom hurts.

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@JohnBirmingham Well ain’t that the joy. I bet it’s the dick thing.

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@beauvass @judbell43 @SophiaMcGrane It’s not that fuckin’ hard to work out.

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tommychong It’s amazing, after this sloth smoked weed once, she learned how to put on a bow and attend school with humans pic.twitter.com/5JNGccicil

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@judbell43 @SophiaMcGrane @BriggsJamie Which is why this public servant should be thanked for reporting it, IMO.

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FFS, @SBS, can you just report the news instead of dictating what my emotional response has to be? twitter.com/SBS/status/681…

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Pollytics Can remember a busy Saturday morn, lining up at the checkouts at Woolies. Reached for some gum and BANG, gave an old lady a hicky. Crowds eh

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Here’s another shot of that same corella flock, @darkhorse166. pic.twitter.com/tp735wH0dp

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shanebazzi There’s never been a more exciting time to resign from the Turnbull ministry

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@darkhorse166 Thanks. My current avatar is from the same flock, at Cabramatta in April 2014. It’s using a random LG phone I had with me.

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“Jamie Briggs and Mal Brough’s departure clears reshuffle ground for Turnbull”, writes @latingle afr.com/news/politics/…

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latikambourke Briggs has been under internal investigation for a month, @latingle reports: afr.com/news/politics/… pic.twitter.com/dA5VW7i4BH

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The thing about @BriggsJamie not saying what actually happened is that we will, of course, assume the worst.

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Meanwhile, the usual evening flock of about 100 corellas just flew past. Here’s one I prepared earlier, elsewhere. pic.twitter.com/o7HHKoA1fE

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MsCastan The bar was crowded. I paid for dinner. It wasn’t illegal. It was not my intention to act inappropriately. adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-aus…

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Except anarchists are piss-weak wannabes.

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Choose a date and promote it as The Day of Revelation. Make damn media event for it. twitter.com/jrhennessy/sta…

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coldsnacks Booom pic.twitter.com/NU5RV4hqg6

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@indigoid Oh yes it fucking would. It’d be hilarious.

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I shan’t try to migrate to Lilyfield until after rush hour. In the meantime, I shall achieve success through gin.

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@NuclearAnthro Also, “Korean textbook fun” sounds like a very different activity if it’s from North Korea.

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@NuclearAnthro Yes, but in all fairness it doesn’t take much for me to want soju.

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MikeCarlton01 Here on Sydney’s northern beaches there is the whirr of rotors and the whiff of jet fuel. Bronwyn Bishop awaits her recall to cabinet…

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profsarahj Really interesting overview of election options from Antony Green via @egadheg: blogs.abc.net.au/antonygreen/20… March v problematic I now realise!

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Is it time for a new Prime Minister yet?

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What was ever the point of Mal Brough anyway?

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SBSComedy Parliamentary Custodial Staff Hide Coffee Tables In Anticipation Of Briggs’ Farewell sbs.com.au/comedy/article… pic.twitter.com/gaI45K71mZ

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davecallantwit Kids it’s festival season. Beware of middle aged men in minions backpacks pic.twitter.com/JGxxS8AR2R

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It’s always good to have the support of your colleagues, eh? m.smh.com.au/federal-politi… pic.twitter.com/XxTMbzf2lr

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Oh no! Khun Tongdaeng is dead! Long live Khun Tongdaeng! twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@ChristineEwing7 “Tosser” doesn’t convey the sense of entitlement. “Princess” does. Yes, it’s sexist, and that’s precisely the point.

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Here’s a song for the poor Mr Crowe. youtu.be/SPcsMMEMbfw

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Oh look, Russell Crowe is an entitled little princess who doesn’t read the news. What a tosser. twitter.com/russellcrowe/s…

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Sounds like the Cleveland police union boss needs taking out the back and beating with the law. twitter.com/kalhan/status/…

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“Getting a ministry by the back door” is one method, I suppose… twitter.com/Kate_McClymont…

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Look, why WOULDN’T you give President Trump the keys to the nukes? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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You people are not helping.

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One sneaky ale before returning to the apartment bump-out chores…

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As I step into Coles, what should start playing but “Love Will Tear Us Apart”…

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MarkDiStef Two Australian Government Ministers Sensationally Dumped In Epic Take Out The Trash Day buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/… pic.twitter.com/NIfH5CmozX

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dr_nic Al fresco dining at its finest on the streets of Enmore. pic.twitter.com/uTWCjCF0Yv

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I have the plastic.

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Mind you, two junior ministers, one of whom is useless, is hardly a bloodbath. More just wiping your chin after eating a pie.

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What sort of person would actually do this? :/ twitter.com/SBS/status/681…

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feed_the_chooks Space between Xmas and New Year’s has become Turnbull’s very own Pine Barrens for… undesirable things pic.twitter.com/gH67BzI2sS

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BernardKeane Cormann is the human Scrabble blank of the Coalition. And while coping with a new baby too.

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So Malcolm is back from holidays and is clearing the deck for an early election? There, I said it.

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MarkDiStef Breaking: Mal Brough stands aside pic.twitter.com/WU5gDnaLss

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9NewsAdel Letter to PM @TurnbullMalcolm from SA Liberal MP Jamie Briggs regarding his resignation. pic.twitter.com/ZokLvJzstl

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Well what else is happening that the media pack needs to be distracted from bloody fast? twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…

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mrgrumpystephen Famous Jamie Briggs elephant impression

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Gwyntaglaw So we’re still not ruling out a Dead-Girl-or-Live-Boy scenario?

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And here’s all the words in one news story. adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-aus…

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paulstarick Allegations of inappropriate behaviour in Hong Kong bar involving female public servant and @BriggsJamie

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paulstarick Briggs quitting over incident involving woman in Hong Kong bar

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mikesmithson7 BOMBSHELL Fed Minister Jamie Briggs about to resign over “inappropriate behaviour” on recent overseas trip. Details @7NewsAdelaide 6pm

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Yay, my new plastic is ready to collect. I will soon be human again.

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@semibogan In my experience, nothing ever goes wrong with acid.

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Well this gets better all the time. Mind you, surely the original estimate looked suss to anyone who can count. twitter.com/brisbanetimes/…

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waferbaby But lemmings die every single day!

Oh. Oh I see.

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JoshBBornstein If the had real balance then any show with an IPA rep. would include a rep. from the Socialist Workers Party
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Right, time to do these errands while washing machine is washing stuff.

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@sylmobile @NewtonMark Yeah that’s basically bullshit. The closest you get is TV & Radio codes of practice re identifying individuals…

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danielibeard Cancel @_defcon_ and fire @SwiftOnSecurity The jig is up. They’ve figured out how to stop and pic.twitter.com/cf3MgabxxP

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@NuclearAnthro @SwiftOnSecurity Yeah, I was just thinking that. Hearing that real-time first-hand narration is fascinating.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t know whether it’s still the case, but it’s what I did. You needed one humanities subject, and I chose Geography.

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Beaker Sounds like a perfectly enjoyable evening - sort of “Potluck and Chill?” (Too soon?) twitter.com/_flor1dawoman/…

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I also loved the idea of the Genie being unguided. “What, you want guidance in your air-to-air missile? Meh. It’s a nuke. Close enough.”

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Latest addition to my wishlist. Mind you, I’ve wanted one of these since I was a kid. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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mattcdef2000 Woman, 20, ‘shoots up meth, rides motorised cart through Walmart while eating BBQ chicken’ ntnews.com.au/news/world/wom…

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Tue plan: Restore order in the apartment (proceeding slowly); pack; probably-futile bank-related errands, and related; migrate to Lilyfield.

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Well that certainly LOOKS like a deer, so I can understand how such a mistake could be made. twitter.com/TheLastBand1t/…

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avalanche_edin If only there was a pic of a London hipster playing vinyl in a coffee shop it would cover all bases in one pic pic.twitter.com/vS7ZJ3j4SJ

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peachesanscream Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans in to very small chunks first.

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@gusworldau Yeah, they’re pretty Slough to catch on, eh?

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“They’re the same, Oculus Rift and lesbians.” twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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“Shanghaiist’s top 10 architectural disasters of 2015” from, um, @shanghaiist shanghaiist.com/2015/12/29/sha…

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TeresaKopec Oh sweet Jesus. No. No. A thousand times no. pic.twitter.com/FQ4AIGfAVf

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Hippopeteamus [Cut to slightly muffled sound of Shania playing from inside a giant pavlova] twitter.com/juliamacfarlan…

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Tue plan, draft: Restore order in the apartment; pack; probably-futile bank-related errands, and related; migrate to Lilyfield.

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Tuesday. One more obstacle in your path to success. Or five. Tuesday.

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