Secret Pig Business.

WombatOnPatrol Wombat Wednesday. A wise wombat always drinks responsibly. Wise wombats really aren’t much fun. #wildoz pic.twitter.com/ZAXvgh30nf

prestontowers It’s never been a more exciting time… pic.twitter.com/7IddFLR3h4
@AnnabelAstbury What?
Pills kicking in. twitter.com/_tan_/status/6…
@nancycato1 I have always been foolish.

Remember this? pic.twitter.com/ndv1ro5VCz
Exactly. twitter.com/smurray38/stat…
@nancycato1 Got them fooled, eh? Well done.

I ask you, how could you not want to have sex on the furniture? pic.twitter.com/5hQVnrsRQf

smurray38 Brandis: Malcolm, you do have the most piercing eyes.
Turnbull: George, do I have to commence an inquiry? pic.twitter.com/HpDKx3nRlV
NewtonMark Brendan Nelson didn’t, but he was basically a teapot, and teapots can’t make leadership spills happen.
NewtonMark Of major party leaders who have lost leadership challenges: How many of them have remained in Parliament and NOT rechallenged?
Maybe we should organise something that’d perk up poor exhausted Soapy.
Perhaps poor Soapy was too exhausted to read all the way to paragraph 289, what with all the words and stuff.
Alleged fact B. twitter.com/adsteratik/sta…
Alleged fact A. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
@nancycato1 Yeah like anyone would believe that.
Brandis: “God, I love you.” #rule34 twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…
@NuclearAnthro Without fixed terms, the strategy and tactics of the timing of elections is a matter of considerable entertainment.
@NuclearAnthro Indeed. It looks like Turnbull is laying out the groundwork and strategy for an early election.

BuzzFeedOzPol Turnbull’s tl;dr message to Abbott: ‘Move on m8’ pic.twitter.com/Omv5MzR6MU
This is a rather different photo of Peter Foster than the ABC is running with. twitter.com/ABCNewsBrisban… twitter.com/brisbanetimes/…
I’m in! twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
@NuclearAnthro Exactly that, but it’s hard to know exactly where to start explaining the exquisite joy of it all.
@NuclearAnthro Ah, if only.

YaThinkN …those matters which are so notorious as not to require proof…
#Turcisms
more ‘legalese’ I assume? ;-) pic.twitter.com/xDCiyV1G9l
wine_o_phile @stilgherrian So prepared to die in a ditch over this,we released it between Xmas and New Year’s,when we all think about union corruption.
snurb_dot_info So from all I’m seeing, Malcolm Turnbull is leaping onto the #TURC report as if it was an email from Godwin Grech. Good luck with that.

MarkDiStef Turnbull asked if Abbott would return to cabinet… he stresses the need for “renewal”… which tl;dr “NOOOOPPPPpic.twitter.com/nmJe5LEZgiEZgi
@andrewdotnich “Sometimes”?
Oh. My. God. Yes, this is the best day ever!
Oh God yes, DO IT, MALCOLM! All the dirt files, out they come. HAHAHAHAHA! OH YES, DO IT. DO IT!
Turnbull wants to make the election about institutional corruption? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Bring it on.
May I remind you again of @JustinianNews’ “Holidays with George” justinian.com.au/featurettes/ho… #soapy #sosoapy
I know, and isn’t it just… gorgeoustwitter.com/djmer1/status/…0x

MarkDiStef Australia, 2015 pic.twitter.com/yEjZJaKxFE
Rubenerd He’s here all week, folks! twitter.com/abcnews/status…
Hmmm… Passing the lips of Soapy. Yumtwitter.com/FightingTories…rS
Harder, Soapy!
Go in hard, Soapy.
Brandis going in hard. Yes, I can appreciate this mental image. twitter.com/zackster/statu…
gths Interesting how low a burden of proof is required for union corruption compared with anthrogenic climate change
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/GChristensenMP…
“Iranian Rocket Splashes Down Near US Aircraft Carrier In Straits Of Hormuz” foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/iranian-rocket…
Has Heydon been running amok in Soapy’s bookshelves? twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…
@semibogan Look, I don’t know where to begin in describing the scale of disappointment involved here.
@semibogan Of a sort, yes.
SwiftOnSecurity BREAKING: Linux found logging all command line input by default. “This is a violation of privacy,” says activist. “Did the NSA make them?”
So Channel [V] has something called “Top 25 Beach Beats” on right now and it’s not what you might hope.

garthk Snarky headline worthy of El Reg. theverge.com/2015/12/29/106… pic.twitter.com/IqlSH2R8lJ
gths How do hoverboards actually explode, anyway? Are they powered by the souls of dead thetans or something?
Meh. Riverland. twitter.com/rpy/status/682…
@BXGD Non.
spikelynch Stereotyping the inner west as “hipster” ignores its diversity, for eg Sydenham, a vibrant community of angry old men in singlets
Pollytics I particularly liked the TURC recommendation where you tie up a union official, throw them in the water and find them guilty if they float
SwiftOnSecurity We need to backdoor Twitter Polls twitter.com/skynews/status…
This is a euphemism for the Attorney-General and what, exactly? twitter.com/wobster/status…
glengyron Guru Josh, rave star, dies aged 51 gu.com/p/4fdhe/stw

Classiest* Christmas tree ever instagram.com/p/_5laLACFsH/
@djmer1 [Nods.]
Ah, it seems to be the day for crime stories. twitter.com/ABCNewsBrisban…
@djmer1 Scrolling reveals context.
I always wondered how the hell you could lose money running a bar in Newtown.
The timing of these criminal activities and the demise of the Newtown RSL start to make more sense to me now.
And @thegrugq has pointed me to this earlier @Kate_McClymont yarn about the $150M bank heist itself. smh.com.au/national/inter…
neatdeer annoy star wars fans by pronouncing the word “menace” in “phantom menace” the same way you pronounce “versace”
@thegrugq Heh. Of course you’re way ahead of me. @Kate_McClymont is second to none at this shit.
This is also a fine example of a sharp-eyed bank manager foiling a $150M bank fraud. Ping @thegrugq et al. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
So yeah, this is another fine @Kate_McClymont yarn about Sydney organised crime. A slice of recent history. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

harrymccracken Apparently the Silk Road is reopening at the food court at our local mall. Alert the feds! pic.twitter.com/nkpenZftXq
“Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!” twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…
Yeah so the @nytimes editorial on the upfuckage that is the Cleveland police department is to the point. nytimes.com/2015/12/30/opi…
leslienassar Has anyone asked if he would? twitter.com/bernardkeane/s…
“I fuckin’ love cocaine!” twitter.com/KBCanB/status/…
Wondering where I should work this afternoon.
“Kate McClymont peers inside Lady Jane’s, the seedy parlour where underworld plans were hatched and came unstuck” smh.com.au/nsw/kate-mccly…

thegrugq Traits of a high functioning terrorist are excepionally rare. pic.twitter.com/L9uzv7xSBR
SnarkyPlatypus Maybe somebody needs to do an Avengers/Shakespeare mashup for the ultimate movie franchise.
No, let’s. twitter.com/gths/status/68…

Mooseplainer You know how every rando in your mentions just repeats the same tired argument? I made a form letter reply. pic.twitter.com/eRaSwPUcce
umairh Because nobody else can deal with their grating adolescent bullshit? twitter.com/lareviewofbook…
gths Shakespeare wrote to put bums on seats too and there’s been a whole industry dedicated to rehashing his stuff for centuries.
For the hard of thinking who didn’t bother reading the article, note that it’s in the business section, not art. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
“For Disney, ‘Star Wars’ will be the gift that keeps giving. You, the consumer, are the mark who keeps paying.” latimes.com/business/hiltz…
Wed plan, redraft due to late start: Get new card number to all the damn merchants; scripting for podcast, which will be completed tomorrow.
Wednesday. Please insert coins to continue playing. Wednesday.