Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 14th, 2016

@Evuflow I doubt it. I’ve nothing else of Microsoft’s in my workflow. I don’t necessarily need to replace it at all.

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@JulzM Clearly you have no clue.

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I’ve put the bins out.

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Histreepix The inventors of the Super-pository. Sydney, 1962. pic.twitter.com/6nzHWnYhRx

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Like the locust, the Coca-Cola yo-yo has returned. pic.twitter.com/TXSCgsFxr2

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ProfMESmith At least they’ve agreed on their wardrobe - that’s a start: twitter.com/NATO/status/80…

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@etherealmind @staticsan My question relayed to OneNote, but @evernote’s recent change let me to delete everything just then.

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Did your horse always look like this, @GreenJ? twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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leftoutside ONLY ONE MORE TO GO LADS twitter.com/jamesmelville/…

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That said, @evernote has form for wankery, so fuck’em. @etherealmind

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Evernote says if you delete all your notes and empty the trash, it deletes the notes “forever”. I’ll ask for a form..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nq

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It’s perhaps over the top to adapt the Rifleman’s Creed to dumplings, but hey..en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rifleman’…tg

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These are my dumplings. There are many like them, but these ones are mine. pic.twitter.com/QI7KAt6Fry

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I start approaching the kitchen. Duck Woman calls, “More dumplings?” She knows me too well.

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The local has reinstated its excellent Christmas tree. pic.twitter.com/GImXpbj4Ba

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@AndyDW_ @ben_hr @Matt_Belvedere @WildBilbo I hadn’t thought of that. Bill Gates, mobster hit man. Works for me.

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@twiddlekins See, some people might say that’s drastic, but these days…

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OK I think I’ll have to up my meds. twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…

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TheNTNews SOUTHERNERS COMPLAINING HOW HOT IT IS. DUDES, THAT’S OUR EVERY DAY. EAT A TEASPOON OF CONCRETE AND HARDEN UP FFS.

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ben_hr @jason_a_w the good people of Reddit have figured out fake news pic.twitter.com/qOlbmrVQy5

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OH, nearby pool players, raised voices: “No, it’s Monday. Christmas is a Monday. Tomorrow’s the 14th, so…” [It’s not.]

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ABCmediawatch News 101; when you do a story on education you will inevitably include a typo pic.twitter.com/SU1wnSrJNu

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It’s a network thing. An interactions thing. It’s worse than linear. twitter.com/rwerkh/status/…

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THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE. twitter.com/benpobjie/stat…

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@NicholasFryer I’m having a standard suite of tests on Friday, so shall I bring a duplicate set of samples?

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@NewtonMark You raise an important point. They have… multiple failure modes. I’m interested to find out more about this one.

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@djackmanson There is that. I’ll certainly be exploring.

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@NicholasFryer You know what I’ll do now, don’t you.

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I went to the Austral after not being in Adelaide for five years. During my first drink, bar staff calls over, “Stil, phone for you.”

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OK, Adelaide people. Me, the Exeter, Monday evening from 1730 ACDT. Pass it on.

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@posty I was always slightly more Austral than Exeter, so I daresay that says a lot about me.

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martinmcgrath Nothing says “Christmas” like a Stalinist Santa monitoring Earth from his impregnable nuclear space fortress twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…

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So if I were to say “Buy me a drink in Adelaide on Monday evening” would be Exeter be a non-poor choice these days? Or the Austral?

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@alexdante @munin @michaelneale Just to be clear, which nation are we talking about here?

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oberonsghost How many of the survivors will be Mick’s direct offspring? twitter.com/lovenlunchmeat…

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@NicholasFryer So, Peel Street. In Peel Street. Which is where?

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While that certainly looks messy, an “emergency water landing” is controlled, a “crash” is uncontrolled. twitter.com/rachelmealey/s…

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I’m still surprised but no surprised that we still have to tell people this. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…

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GuardianAus George Brandis appoints Stephen Donaghue as new solicitor general trib.al/7AgOxOH

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AltLJ A-G Brandis announces Dr Stephen Donaghue QC Solicitor-General from Jan, for 5 years (well, unless they disagree) skynews.com.au/news/top-stori…

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Yeah, largest natural harbour on the entire planet and all that… twitter.com/egadheg/status…

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@NicholasFryer Sold. I’ve left the day free for (re-)exploring, so it all works.

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@NewtonMark This is not clear to me, but @Kate_McClymont is the expert in these matters.

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This a wonderfully sharp summary of Eddie Obeid from the incomparable @Kate_McClymont. Welcome to NSW. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@NicholasFryer I think you have misunderstood. But I am staying close to Victoria Square.

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“Eddie Obeid to face his own ‘unpleasant reality’”, writes @Kate_McClymont smh.com.au/nsw/eddie-obei… Great hed.

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Colvinius “possibly the most corrupt politician the nation has ever known”
Strong field, starting with John Macarthur. twitter.com/MWhitbourn/sta…

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whiteswine a wreath laid in the remembrance of real food twitter.com/woolworths/sta…

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So how many centuries have to pass before we stop comparing everything to a fucking Stat Wars movie or Game of Thro..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…TU

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Jesus, and m4 is Turing-complete. [Starts quivering and foaming at the mouth…twitter.com/jeamland/statu…d7

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“Apparently 2016 was the worst year ever. But was it really?”, asks @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/… pic.twitter.com/qGMPwmArkj

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It’s not as good as a Cyber Kangaroo, but I guess it’s acceptable. zdnet.com/article/how-th… twitter.com/ncsc/status/80…

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alperboler Russian Navy’s Ropucha Class LLC G. Pobedonosets 016 northbound on the Bosphorus, returning from Syria…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Cn

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@michaelneale @nkav I guess you could also play it straight. It’d be interesting to see the focus group reports on the initial concepts.

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@michaelneale @nkav I think it’s spot on. The bait is the silly oblivious family. The hook is that parents don’t want to be those people.

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I really quite liked this @NCA_UK campaign, if for nothing else but the casting. twitter.com/nkav/status/80…

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@chrisrauchle @SnarkyPlatypus I grew up on a dairy farm. I’m more than familiar with the… job features.

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@munin @michaelneale Let’s try not to think about that.

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@LauraHuu @michaelneale I’m guessing AFP doesn’t have a budget for their own creative.

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@LauraHuu @michaelneale Sure, but hey if AFP is rebranding a Europol campaign then they’re a… co-conspirator or something.

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michaelneale From the Australian Federal Police (real): pic.twitter.com/09XaDF8bdC

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@Neighorn This is true. Thanks. I’ve downed tools and brain for the day, so will have a squizz in the morning.

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God I hate it when this happens. twitter.com/MagicRealismBo…

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Sydney, where everything is working .

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LiveTrafficSyd SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE AND TUNNEL: Southbound traffic is heavy back to Lane Cove Tunnel, after truck accident which..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…T6

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@dobes Oh hang on, I see what you did. Nevertheless…

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@dobes Name the venue and I’ll be there.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well it didn’t rain, so I assume the temperature topped 28C.

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NSW government and “adult” in the same sentence. You guys crack me up. twitter.com/lyndalcurtis/s…

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lisaxy424 It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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guymosel Pro-Voller or anti-Voller? Join in the reductive, entirely-missing-the-point debate now!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, suction cups, and two rows of cow arses.

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This sort of photo op never ends well. twitter.com/Gippslandjerse…

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parisbcowan This is a very important public service twitter.com/NextThere/stat…

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HipsterYogi 1 like = 1 reason why Santa Klaus is Punjabi

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@dobes Look this time it’s @semibogan’s fault and not @NuclearAnthro’s. For a change.

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“I can’t got to the Moon! I’ve got to rescue my friends and save the Earth.”

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“Flash Gordon” (1980) edited to six minutes. youtube.com/watch?v=x4mBGE…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes It goes pew pew pew and there’s a trench-in-the-glacier aerial chase scene.

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That’s not a proper trailer for Firefox. This is. @dobes youtube.com/watch?v=Y0BmrP…

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Would you like to see a 6-minute trailer for Firefox? Of course you would. @dobes youtube.com/watch?v=sYh9_Q…

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NewtonMark ATO backup contractor to ATO contract manager: “Your tapes have been loaded. Please do the needful and revert.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have no idea what they do in the @tennewsmelb newsroom, but knowing commercial TV it’s probably repressed as all fuck.

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Yes, Top Gun was released 30 years ago. Deal with it.

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Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to talk about skilled pilots without referencing a 30-year-old m..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xh

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Go FIREBIRD 255. Also, I want one. twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…

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_misseleneous She’s a lesbian, she doesn’t want to date anyone, she already decapitated a man and ate him that day so she’s not h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vH

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If she does take it, she’ll really know about itching then. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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This remains one of the best* target email marketing efforts ever seen, when you work through the details. twitter.com/Werner/status/…

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KetanJ0 🔥 🔥 🔥 twitter.com/T1SydneyTrains…

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alliecoyne @jxeeno it’s coming before Xmas

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jxeeno in case you forgot, ’s supposedly “quarterly updated” three-year construction plan hasn’t been updated for over a year now

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MichaelRoddan That’s right folks the uniting church’s war memorial for women raped by Japanese in the war has Offended and Insulted and is now an 18C case

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MichaelRoddan well 18C just got a whole lot more interesting twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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This graphic is reassuring. Yes, reassuring. I am reassured. We are all reassured.

[Reaches for the Victory Gin…twitter.com/myGovau/status…Su

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@Neighorn Having worked in radio for so long, and not corporate environments so much, my brain crinkles up in the face of poor audio.

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@Neighorn That was quick. :) Thanks, Patrick. If you can throw the slides my way, I’ll see if there’s any points I want quick comments on.

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Companies have designers work dozens of hours on “slides” but then let execs sound like they’ve had a big night out with the Baku mafia.

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FFS, @FireEye / @Mandiant, the presenters are PHONING in? One is on speakerphone. I’m not putting up with that for an hour. Bailing.

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I think I’ve finally managed to get there, because I’m hearing some shit corporate hold music on a 16-bar loop.

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@smartbrain I’ve been told this, but haven’t experienced it yet. I try to avoid webinars, unless I know they’re going to be high-value.

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This “webinar” is @FireEye / @Mandiant “Predicting Change in 2017 in Cyber Security” and it’s using some spammy shit called @BrightTALK.

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jason_a_w Big scoop twitter.com/SenatorMRobert…

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rpy Well that explains the traffic on the Harbour Bridge pic.twitter.com/1qT4YYoQPZ

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LiveTrafficSyd SYDNEY HARBOUR TUNNEL AND CAHILL EXPRESSWAY: Still closed southbound due to truck acc nr Domain Tunnel. Avoid area,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gj

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Oh that’s right, I have a “webinar” coming up, and it’s using yet another fucked-up “webinar” “platform”.

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BusesInfo Sydney Buses services that travel over the Harbour Bridge start & end their trips at North Sydney. Catch the train.
twitter.com/BusesNorthWest…

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AnAnimeGiraffe please keep this information handy. it will be important later pic.twitter.com/TcTpDfoTmc

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LiveTrafficSyd The High St and Mount St on-ramps to the Cahill Expressway are also closed. twitter.com/LiveTrafficSyd…

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lizfoschia Can’t think of anything I want more for pic.twitter.com/TAKb2neNoF

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rohan_p Content. It’s what customers crave. pic.twitter.com/5UzI57dSkg

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Hurrah! The NSW government has raised the chocolate ration! twitter.com/smh/status/808…

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I regret getting myself involved in a coffee-related discussion.

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LiveTrafficSyd SYDNEY HARBOUR TUNNEL AND CAHILL EXPRESSWAY: Still closed southbound due to truck accident. Avoid area. More info: ow.ly/A7ya3076D0F

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nkpart Swift dev: pic.twitter.com/iUxNHlC4Ly

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feed_the_chooks this is good gear youtube.com/watch?v=Xn0jqi…

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1. Yes. 2. Yes, but not directed by him. See also time.com/3720466/siberi… twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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@buckleup There’s a certain logic to your theory, but I’m afraid to test it just now.

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@jxeeno Oh, yeah, I’d forgotten about that. *twitch*

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New from NSW @BOCSAR: “Intimate partner violence against women in Aust: related factors and help-seeking behaviours” bocsar.nsw.gov.au/Pages/bocsar_m…

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@buckleup How does an EXTRA shot lead to chill-out?

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Has anyone written a JavaScript interpreter in CSS?

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@thesyc66 @sclark_melbs You seem to have missed the words “right now”, but by all means continue lecturing a stranger who’s on your side.

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I just hacked a water glass to dispense apple juice instead of water. twitter.com/lostateminor/s…

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Or, treat your loved one to a gift that lasts forever. twitter.com/Stratfor/statu…

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BREAKING: Some of the ATO’s computers now work. twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…

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@sclark_melbs I suppose I could look that up. I can’t be arsed right now.

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This is a ridiculously large number given how (as I understand it) heroin use has fallen over the years. twitter.com/FionaPattenMLC…

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I think it’s worth returning to the phrase “indifferent penguin”.

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I used to do the same with my boyfriends too. twitter.com/lithgaelark/st…

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alanferrier Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon? pic.twitter.com/pLedKWbs1o

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So, people who just want a goddam fucking coffee are subsidising wankers. Great. twitter.com/buckleup/statu…

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TheOnion Experts Warn Number Of Retirees Will Completely Overwhelm Scenic Railway Industry By 2030 trib.al/HhfiRoD pic.twitter.com/KKufkwDl4d

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Australia is a world leader in using drones for environmental and agricultural work. twitter.com/TechRepublic/s…

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Thanks for these Unicode suggestions. I’ll see if they work on the client’s site. twitter.com/sirneggles/sta…

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Is there a better way of adding the “info” symbol to a text field than using the emoji ℹ️?

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@nickzoic @LapTop006 That’d be not so much a drive as a short putt.

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@LapTop006 Yeah I should’ve added that in too.

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SwiftOnSecurity First footage from the C-130 circling Manhattan pic.twitter.com/NVH7Veiw1p

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CSS that should be added to the entire internet:

{display:none;}

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Editing CSS, like an animal.

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fanfiction_txt Psycho Dad threw Bieber to Astaroth, who Nailed Bieber with a chokeslam

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus What’s wrong with crusty Nazis?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Yeah fuck off you failed Viking sheep-farmer freaks.

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Full Moon in two hours, at 1106 AEDT.

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“Which government most closely matches your political views?” quotev.com/quiz/8888999 Uruguay, supposedly. pic.twitter.com/NZfxWYuvlF

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Can someone please check Sam Armytage’s underwear today?

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@dobes Clearly it would improve many things.

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@munin Actually, I think @danger5tv is the more correct version.

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What sort of idiot imagines this is Atlantis? It’s the frozen Nazi armies, ready to be woken by Trump. twitter.com/jrhennessy/sta…

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Don’t encourage that man.

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Lexeme is a spicy rice salad, popular in northern Greece. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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They mean “lexeme” but let’s not confuse the little sausages. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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I’m sure he’d satisfy anyone’s mum. twitter.com/tomwestland/st…

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Mon 19/12 VA830 SYD-MEL; VA223 MEL-ADL.
Wed 21/12 VA437 ADL-SYD.

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“This article was amended on 13 December 2016 to correct the height of a double-decker bus. It is 4.4m, not 15m.” theguardian.com/world/2016/dec…

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Wed plan, draft: Plod through the vast list of geek-work (I won’ go through the details); try not to melt; bin night.

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Wednesday. Fetch the funnel. Wednesday.

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