Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 27th, 2016

Histreepix “It used to be a quaint mom & pop business.” Pioneers, Dick & Ann Fakenews, write a story about Big Ben’s conversio..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

shanghaiist Taiwan principal resigns after students dress up as Nazis for high school parade shst.me/efp pic.twitter.com/rxraBoeFKE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BennettArron This time of year, between Christmas and New Year, should be called The Festive Perinium.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

nehadk Netanyahu being investigated for bribery and fraud. Here I was thinking Santa had somehow forgotten me this year.

timesofisrael.com/report-netanya…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Pinboard Feels like it’s been a while since we last unmasked Satoshi Nakamoto

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

upulie This is fine twitter.com/livescience/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

And it only goes downhill from here. Trust me on this. twitter.com/fullofeels/sta…

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markhumphries One of Australia’s greatest mysteries. pic.twitter.com/fbWxgHc1iq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

davispg Meanwhile during the Sydney To Hobart yacht race …
HT @Zarathhustra twitter.com/TIME/status/81…

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@nehadk I don’t know who either of those people are. Were they in The Bangles?

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Well this changes everything.

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Wait. Cate Blanchett and Gwyneth Paltrow are different people?

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mental_floss Church Accidentally Prints the Lyrics to Tupac’s ‘Hail Mary’ Instead of the Prayer —bit.ly/2hrr4tFcpic.twitter.com/i6b3ZCd43RR

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

I meant “over-written”. I may have been drinking twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Hey @RichardHammond I’m just getting some ice cream so there’s your proof.

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whet tfw you accidentally invent slavery on christmas day pic.twitter.com/ut3zfFD6QM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:04 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

darrencauthon Family member’s tv is bricked by Android malware. wont disclose factory reset. Avoid these “smart tvs” like the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:58 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

@PSyvret People’s obsessions are weird. I get the thing about muscle cars, tho it’s not my interest. But linking that to sexual ident*£^^<%,

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Here’s a point. @RichardHammond deserves an award for turning ice cream into the enemy of masculinity. twitter.com/PSyvret/status…

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Yeah so this will end up being worse than when I said “The West Wing” is over-ridden saccharine patriotism isn’t it. Sigh.

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@marymad @docky Well, from Top Gear. I can’t speak to his private medical issues, nor would I ever.

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Still, it’s hardly surprising that blokes with barely-disguised lust for automotive power have deep-seated sexual insecurities.

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Bloke who presented a dipshit TV program by and for homophobic racists in casual homophobia shock. @RichardHammond..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SY

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nlentern1 Good evening I’m Milo Yiannopolous. Welcome to Frontline. pic.twitter.com/Wg3hjauixE

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MatthewDessem Hey everybody, internet Nazis are helping me revise my résumé! pic.twitter.com/eXPNRstZFA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Oh FFS just set fire to everything and then add more petrol to make sure it all burns properly so absolutely nothing remains.

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SwiftOnSecurity real hacking vine.co/v/ej3UW3jKg7q

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Pro Tip: If in doubt, add gin.

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ClickHole Embarrassing: The U.S. Is Ranked 182nd In The World Alphabetically clckhl.co/aX3XTJe pic.twitter.com/S0JyOCuRw3

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 3:35 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

This will not end well.

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snurb_dot_info Or copyright. RT @Gizmodo: Tech billionaire Mark Cuban still has no idea how tweets work gizmo.do/zoKcCn7 pic.twitter.com/fToH882JMz

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 2:43 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

So, you people who retweet Donald Trump with added sarcasm? You do know that on 20 Jan he gets the nukes, yeah?

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FemaleTexts That one person that assumes everything you say is about them pic.twitter.com/yhONi8lEOY

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miss_shiny that’s a lot of effort just so you have something to throw in the bin twitter.com/SBS/status/813…

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@KompleatKnut Never said anything about “smith”.

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That thing where you get half-way through typing a tweet and think “Nah this joke isn’t even working for me”.

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Make sure to hose her down first. It’s the only way to be sure. twitter.com/expectproblems…

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Media Training 101: Never get photographed with a drink in your hand. twitter.com/KompleatKnut/s…

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erkpod I’m sure approves of a NYE celebration at Liverpool that ends at 10pm. What’s the point? pic.twitter.com/p7RHvFgW8f

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@richardaedy @domknight @realDonaldTrump Well if you’re going to be fisted, and we will be, it’s best not to be too ambitious first time.

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How demeaning. It’s like putting ads for an auto muffler shop on your Christmas cards. Buy more coal.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Here’s another part of that dystopia right here. Angry? Get $10 off your first order of , now with fewer..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7Y

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NuclearAnthro BTW they’re releasing in 2017 a sequel to Bladerunner starring Ryan Gosling so we already know 2017 is going to be worse than 2016 has been.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:44 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

brianonthescene My friend @martysimpson went to see . His theater got the “blue screen of death” and that sucks but I’m so..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

xntrik Just because Snapchat filters are “cool” doesn’t mean we need to use them to solve all the world’s problems. *stares at blockchain*

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

domknight I can’t look at anything besides the fist… twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:39 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

MagicRealismBot You discover that you are a synagogue.

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Tuesday. In hindsight, it might have been better to have used both hands. Tuesday.

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