Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 9th, 2017

@nehadk @dobes @DDsD @mpesce I am in love with you even more than before.

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ShaunUsher What with the blue unverified diamond, the header pic, “Detained,” and “Everywhere” (within the walls of the embass..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D9

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I’m not sure you’ve thought this through. twitter.com/Serrels/status…

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guessonomics I still don’t quite know what I walked in on when I found this somewhat non-traditional Christmas scene going on in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ft

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michaelbd Finally, it can be tried as an adult. twitter.com/joshsternberg/…

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@HappySinger No I’m up for it. Led by Brian Blessed, a team of crack Brians defend Our Way Of Life.

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NickMotown Whenever I hear an announcer say “this programme contains upsetting scenes”, I always expect to see someone putting pineapple on a pizza.

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phantomdiorama There’s… a lot to unpack herpic.twitter.com/KFJkbeug3s3s

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implicitpower @EoinHiggins_ Everybody cool is getting in on the ground floor: houstonchronicle.com/opinion/outloo… pic.twitter.com/41R8TvgXxi

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rantyben that’s… that’s not how market cap works. These are insane.

(but thanks for pointing out that Visa runs a billion ttwitter.com/i/web/status/9…vksh

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SquigglyRick The hyperloop sucks pic.twitter.com/uuaicps8mO

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@swearyanthony @johnb78 We’re talking refusing to provide documents and the like.

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I think @newscientist is proposing trial by ordeal and I am OK with that. twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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@swearyanthony @johnb78 That’s an atrociously over-simplified summary of the process.

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@swearyanthony @johnb78 Process is: Total up all debts; add all liquidated assets into the pool; if still debts, 50..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vo

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@johnb78 @swearyanthony Mind you, this all assumes that after the initial bankruptcy proceedings the liquidated ass..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gS

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@johnb78 @swearyanthony It’d be the same as any other income. It’d go into your income stream and if your income is..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ix

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langnergroup Proactive. Check.
Threat hunting. Check.
AI. Check.
Nextgen. Check.
Defense & fighting. Check.

Missing: Deep L..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…M3

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semibogan He should set up his own cryptocurrency then twitter.com/NewYorker/stat…

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Or, obviously, you could listen to the podcast later. I won’t judge you.

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REMINDER: “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 5” is being recorded in Bennelong next Sunday afternoon. Book a free au..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8R

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samanthamaiden Somehow, found myself at function where @CUhlmann is discussing secret past in a Christian liturgical dance troupe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dE

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I suspect you don’t really need to read past the first tweet. But remember, folks, and say it together with me: “It..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gv

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@jonoabroad Just having a squizz at the campaigning, maybe interviewing some people.

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YouHadOneJ0B Not all heroes wear capes. pic.twitter.com/rdj0YX21gO

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@JustJimWillDo Indeed. But of course This Sort Of Thing is far less well known than the shooty shooty bang bang flying machines.

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“USAF RC-135S COBRA BALL Spy Plane Was Airborne When North Korea Launched Hwasong-15 ICBM” theaviationgeekclub.com/three-usaf-rc-…..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ir

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baxbooksdeux Bitcoin is Beanie Babies for people who think Soylent is food

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Bitterly disappointed. Although I’ll pay “for reasons best known to himself”. twitter.com/AusAntarctic/s…

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@Xavier_Ho As opposed, I suppose, to the different equivalent thing.

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@Xavier_Ho You see the same equivalent thing in American movies when they repeatedly hit the receiver cradle to get..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ru

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@Xavier_Ho They’re from before automatic dialling, so you had to attract the attention of the operator to connect the call.

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STOP RUINING MY PIG FANTASIES.

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Brasilmagic 🤪 pic.twitter.com/DFLy2qe9sm

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brian_bilston Here’s a poem in the shape of a Christmas tree. It’s called ‘Needles’. pic.twitter.com/chCs47ZKHe

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cathywilcox1 Donald will fix it.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/w7bEilOd0W

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Shanehasabeard Haha, I feel sorry for all you losers who missed out on the Bitcoin train. You should’ve bought in years ago, like..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ts

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jturner_ibrs Australian salad pic.twitter.com/rHB8BY2jtW

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Seriously, if you’re eating avocado then you should probably just stab yourself anyway.

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While I think, correctly, that avocado are evil slime-fruit, I also know that this is not how guacamole works. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING WITH AVOCADOS NOW. twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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@JustJimWillDo Yes thank you Jim that’s quite enough please go back to the cricket now.

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BarristerSecret - No such thing as “British law”
- It’s the CJEU, not the ECJ
- It’s “judgments”, not “judgements”
- Never in the h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nu

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Looking forward to my excursion to Bennelong tomorrow.

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@JonathanPieNews Definitely bonus marks for calling for the return of civil war in Northern Ireland.

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@JonathanPieNews Top marks for the bukkake reference.

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McKelvie Why does Frasier, the largest Crane, not simply eat the other two?

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@je_au I’m not talking about recent events.

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semibogan Bloke Who Didn’t Buy A Bitcoin A Year Ago Says He Nearly Bought A Bitcoin A Year Ago betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/…

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The @HistoryHit podcast from @thehistoryguy “A History of Drunkenness with Mark Forsyth” is very good but I still h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vV

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@JustJimWillDo I don’t think I can remember that many.

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charliepick I believe the collective noun is a ‘regatta’ of douchecanoes pic.twitter.com/pmf7HdkBkO

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I can tell you for a fact that this isn’t the worst thing that’s happened on the Maths Lawns. twitter.com/junglebougie/s…

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junglebougie the medical school has inflated a giant goatse balloon on the maths lawns wtf pic.twitter.com/d8B7Y6Wp0P

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colmtobin “Ireland has been so disruptive for the British…” Actual words spoken by Michael Portillo on television just now…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mR

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CrimeADay For those wondering — yes, under 40 C.F.R. §501.2, sewage sludge includes BOTH portable toilet pumpings and scum.

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CrimeADay 33 USC §§1319(c), 1345 & 40 CFR §503.12(g) make it a federal crime for a person who makes sewage sludge to give the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bn

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@JohnDobbin @lisafryar In general, they don’t make things that people don’t buy.

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isawfireworks No longer care about anything else in the world pic.twitter.com/PwxdllhZxV

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@JakeTheX Should you have the time, it’s an amusing rabbit-hole to go down.

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AwardsDarwin Natural selection is cruel but fair. pic.twitter.com/bn1ctWI3Sc

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Where to begin… [Shakes head in despairtwitter.com/kewwenn/status…0W

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kelsey_dallas Breaking news from the post office parking lot pic.twitter.com/QwB0844bVV

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SilverVVulpes so what you are saying is, Century Fox is now Disney

which means the Alien franchise is now Disney

which means Xe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uj

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@paulkidd @dr_nic Don’t worry, they’ll have that sorted out in just a giffy.

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ClickHole We Asked 22 Women What Bats Taste Like And Most Of Them Didn’t Know But 2 Of Them Did clckhl.co/GRlS62k pic.twitter.com/bs5XaqG4Ps

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@rwerkh We already have a dumpster fire.

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There’s a real danger that the bin chicken won’t win, so encourage all your friends and family to do their bit for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…W0

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If you’re gonna argue the differences between Bitcoin and tulips, at least pick ones that exist.

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RoyalSocietyVic “Salaries payable to females are available on application.”

@CSL recruitment in @theage on 12 December, 1962! Ech..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qC

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Except that the trade was in tulip bulbs, not the flowers, but I dunno facts what even are they hey it’s Magic Mone..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gr

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This is the sort of thing I have to put up with. twitter.com/PeteLawler/sta…

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RachaelHasIdeas I think this packaging needs clarification. pic.twitter.com/wsdzBqtmeO

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internetofshit Bitcoin, it’s like real money except with outages and scaling problems twitter.com/coinbase/statu…

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MOUNPAM @JulianAssange @JulianAssange Are you bored dear? Would you like to come out and play?

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DDsD Wikileaks : Julian twitter.com/JulianAssange/…

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DDsD Millennials ruin Christmas. twitter.com/NutmegRadio/st…

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Gwyntaglaw what a frighteningly low bar that sets twitter.com/itsbouquet/sta…

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TheOnion Panicked Donald Trump Jr. Tries To Cover Up Contact With WikiLeaks By Deleting Firefox Icon From Desktop..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1J

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“Bubbles are mathematically impossible.” Ah, if only “the mathematics of the blockchain” operated in some… bubble..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eM

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BundyB @Taco_Lad Good to know … pic.twitter.com/gVzyeU8wsv

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Stonekettle Translation: A bunch of dimwitted redneck chumps cheer while Trump blows so much smoke up their asses, their collec..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lo

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HomoCarnula I just laughed way too loud in an open plan office… pic.twitter.com/J84bDtuNQ9

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@davispg @sylmobile Oh. The one I use is quite good, usually.

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@davispg @sylmobile I dunno if it’s on all plans, but my Telstra Mobile plan comes with unmetered Telstra Air.

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@davispg @sylmobile I just got to a certain pub which has a Telstra Air node right outside.

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Hurrah for Silicon Valley no wait the other word. twitter.com/sarahfrier/sta…

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benpobjie “Eat shit Lyle” twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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glengyron I’ll say: No. twitter.com/NuclearTakes/s…

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MarkDiStef omg

Reporter: “What does it feel like coming home?”

London mayor Sadiq Khan: “Home is south London mate. But it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pq

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Supperdude9 For one, that’s a damn rotary phone. pic.twitter.com/zjFaQafUNy

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James_Jeffrey “I step off a tram stop I’ve never before heard of – Lilyfield – convinced I’m in the wrong place.” Is peak Fairftwitter.com/i/web/status/9…wagiMC

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@Gimletmedia Cybersecurity folks may say “Cut to the chase, dammit!” but it’s great for stepping through it at a pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nh

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The latest @Gimletmedia Reply All, “The Return of the Russian Passenger”, is a good run-through of figuring out how..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jW

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@Wolfie_Rankin My sexual activities usually don’t include molluscs.

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Oh it’s reached formal complaint stage, eh? twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@joshgnosis @SnarkyPlatypus @Drag0nista @SBSNews Heh! Yeah I saw that. Mind you, I might interview one of those fol..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GZ

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Drag0nista @joshgnosis @SBSNews Oh that’s right, and he kinda seems to have a clue about things.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Drag0nista @joshgnosis Not yet, but I’m calling @SBSNews and the Chinese and Korean media on Monday.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh right. Well it’s all a bit usual-suspects so far. And I should get a third panellist. But..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xo

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JustJimWillDo Good morning. We’re on the second day now. How are all the straight people’s marriages holding up?

Anyone need a counselling voucher?

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NewtonMark Cupboard Boy is going to spend today railing against pictures of fruit.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Please pass on my regards. I must rest today because (a) I need it, and (b) I’m going on an excursion to Eastwood tomorrow.

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The audience is slowly building for “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 5” next Sun 17 Dec. publichouseforum5.eventbrite.com

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Next Saturday I’ll have a hotel room and alcohol so I can sit back and watch the Bennelong by-election count before..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…15

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Sat plan, draft: Catch up on the slothing and de-stressing, without having to go anywhere or do anything; early nig..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HL

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Sometimes I wish I, too, had a regular spot in a newspaper so I could then fall on my head.

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oneunderscore__ Protip: When doing a big treason, don’t track changes in Microsoft Word. twitter.com/relucasz/statu…

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BoingBoing Square dancing was a racist hoax funded by Henry Ford to get white people to stop dancing to black music..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…N3

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Oh, did the stupid political writer write some stupid political writing? Well there you go.

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Also, why did IBM name their super-smart computer after the dumb one?

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To quote [PROTECTED], “This ain’t right.” twitter.com/againsthimself…

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@jeamland Yeah, @VC_ANU is a nice guy n’all, and smart, but he’s really dropped the ball on this one.

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“Man in shades giving addictive alkaloid stimulants to children.” twitter.com/servantofchaos…

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Folks, you could do a LOT of cybering in this job. Sadly it’s not for me. twitter.com/VC_ANU/status/…

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NuclearAnthro “Today the United States is forcefully responding to the Russian INF violation by using a small nuclear weapon agai..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8n

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You can repaint the litter tray as much as you want, the cat can only shit so much. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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Yeah this is one of my favourites too. twitter.com/tanya_pliberse…

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lcamtuf @riskybusiness I always roll my eyes when people lash out against “the system”, “the man”, evil corporations, sinis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BS

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TheOnion Bitcoin On Path To Functioning Just Like Real Currency After Small Concentration Of People Acquire Majority Of It..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3Q

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Saturday. If you were crocodile then definitely. Saturday.

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