Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 15th, 2017

JazzTwemlow I imagine the other dead Scottish people won’t be joining us as well. pic.twitter.com/9kCPvwRnXQ

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@Sam_Hickey Well you don’t need a Stargate for that, just an Opal card.

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@CameronWatt Interesting. I will ask certain educated Catholics tomorrow.

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“I’m withholding evidence of a serious criminal offence because the club I’m in decided that’s how we do things.” T..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…id

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gcluley I’m sure this is nothing to worry about. twitter.com/EduardKovacs/s…

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AmeliaMangan Anti-Fascists You Should Know: Bunny Roger, couturier, sometime drag queen & RL model for John Steed. Served with e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P4

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Alcoholism is my USP.

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@twiddlekins @Sam_Hickey @SnarkyPlatypus I’m now remembering* that night in San Francisco with thingo when there wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nm

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@twiddlekins @Sam_Hickey @SnarkyPlatypus With a proper tequila, not the kerosene they sell in this country, that would be most acceptable.

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TimOnTwtr pic @smh. How about showing Danny too!!! “Kristina Keneally meets Sydney identity Danny Lim and his dog at th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NR

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@Cambiare_Tutto @paulkidd Thank you, I’d forgotten that VLAD had been repealed.

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@Sam_Hickey “Ambitious” is a perfect word for it, but as @SnarkyPlatypus can confirm they are excellent Bloody Marys.

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@erkpod Yeah, that psych ward pale green beloved of institutional painters everywhere.

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@paulkidd I think they’d have to be a declared organisation, if I remember the legislation aright.

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@paulkidd More seriously, bloody good work, Tiger. Give them hell.

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@christopherneal That’s just on platform 2 at Circular Quay station. But I do get let into Cafe Sydney. Last time i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uX

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@jonkudelka It’s practicality from start to finish!

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@paulkidd I’m the fading middle aged gay man equivalent of a performing seal, and I say “cunt” a lot.

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@Sam_Hickey I remember hors d’œuvres. And doing a radio spot. And vegetables. Wait. Yes. Tomato and celery. And vodka.

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To be clear, I have not spent the last three days just drinking.

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@twiddlekins @oliyoung I cannot take part in this conversation any more.

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Punter at bar sees my wristband and asks where I’ve been. “I’ve just come from lunch,” I say. “But it’s 8pm!” she s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JO

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@oliyoung If you need to ask then you’re not having one.

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purserj Ladies and gentlemen, 2017 twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Well I’m totally shocked that this sort of thing might be happening. twitter.com/Airwin/status/…

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Ah yes, I’ve been hearing a few stories like this. twitter.com/MackenzieAstin…

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I’m dreaming of a White People’s Christmas… pic.twitter.com/zvfxM2Sbx1

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There’s a lot to like about this tweet. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…

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@_midofo_ Heh. My late friend, ex-clearance diver, came back with some abalone once.
“Don’t you need to a licence?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v5

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@_midofo_ @DavidFeng Correct. BUFF is still current slang for a B-52.

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@_midofo_ Meh. Qualifications are for softcocks. Take one for a burn one weekend.

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@_midofo_ That is a lot of rocks. I’m finding it almost impossible to visualise. I might make a diagram some time.

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@_midofo_ Gotcha. I’m assuming WOZMax is one of the bigger bulk carrier standards?

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@_midofo_ So are you a tug driver or a pilot?

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It’s the easiest way to get barred up at his age. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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@_midofo_ And you’ve got to love a good tug and thrust.

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@_midofo_ As soon as I saw 190,000 tons I thought “You must be mad!” How the fuck do you even manoeuvre that thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xw

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I’m loving the term , and that’s just one of the lovely things about this tweet. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus I try not to think about riding Philip Ruddock.

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@_midofo_ Of course. :) BTW, I don’t know lengths, so what sort of tonnage are you looking at with that ship?

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@SnarkyPlatypus My understanding is that they’re so far past their planned retirement age they’re doing as little a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3j

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@_midofo_ Surely 12m draft is nothing in the channel, but how much margin do you have?

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@_midofo_ Ah yes, planning for both global warming and a complete implosion of Sydney real estate prices. Good thinking.

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I’m going to have boat noodle in The Corner and then head to my hotel.

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@_midofo_ That’s lovely, but even I know that only simulated container ships enter the Harbour any more.

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… I’m going to grab a ferry across to Circular Quaypic.twitter.com/pwd24AnyWAWA

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Well, our host tried to convince me it hasn’t, but I resisted her siren calls.

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Lunch, it has ended.

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It’s looking like lunch might wind up soon.

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Our host has been reassuring everyone that while our couches have been commandeered for the next party the bar tab..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ew

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BeschlossDC Colonel Sanders’s summit with Alice Cooper: pic.twitter.com/cHRA3Adgow

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@aleeb88 It’s labelled “partner content”, I see, so I think we can excuse @TheMandarinAU this time. ;)

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This is also one of those functions where the waiters notice “Oh, this guy likes a drink. I’d better make sure he h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BD

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1. We’re still on mains. I just saw pork belly. 2. It’s an open bar. 3. I’ve popped outside to record a phoner for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jd

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OH: “I need to turn off Safe Search.”

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Just 48 hours to go, folks. Better book your free audience spot. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@AshKyd Yeah, the got dropped from iTunes’ catalog ‘cos of an RSS error and I need to put it back. Here’s a direct..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Eh

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Thank you for all your chicken facts. I shall use some of them in a podcast very soon.

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Excellent. J B Hi-Fi has the Sennheiser CX 2.00i earbuds marked down from $89 to $48.

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You are now thinking of a song by Roxy Music.

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This is your routine reminder that quokkas are rubbish.

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KEY CHICKEN FACTS ARE REQUIRED URGENTLY.

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I REALLY DO NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CHICKEN.

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neerjajetley In a first, Singapore will invite global hackers to detect vulnerabilities in its Defence Systems. ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vp

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hellohistoria I wish they’d do a Brass Eye episode about Brexit…. pic.twitter.com/svBr0O87wq

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TELL ME ABOUT THE CHICKEN.

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TawarRazaghi Brilliant. An adaptation of Jane Austen ft animals. twitter.com/upulie/status/…

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NewtonMark Queensland’s election result would have been almost identical if One Nation hadn’t bothered showing up…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HT

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GregPoling While you were sleeping, China built facilities covering 290,000 sq. meters of the Spratlys and Paracels this year,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zq

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I too need someone to explain the chicken. twitter.com/heldavidson/st…

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heldavidson I had to ask Bennelong-covering colleagues what this was referring to and I am still incredibly confused pic.twitter.com/90SvcxWnGR

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@AliceBrine @juhasaarinen Just quietly, there’s no point reacting the card number if you leave the barcode exposed.

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glengyron Dastyari is the gift that keeps on giving. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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In The Place Where There Are Antlers. Today I will be seeing the Antlerer In Chief.

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NeerajKA I don’t know what people are talking about. This timeline is great. pic.twitter.com/RCZYjTySMU

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“A race against time,” apparently. twitter.com/bencubby/statu…

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A certain large bank has just phoned to say they’ve finally managed to issue a card in my new account. Three months..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gk

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@SnarkyPlatypus Either paranoid schizophrenia, or maybe some sort of dark Nordic demonic shit? (I read the lyrics but looked no further.)

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Walking past the Supreme Court of NSW, not being required to step inside.

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It weight four tons, I’ve just been told. pic.twitter.com/ctRH7eElZQ

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@cityofsydney It’s a good thing no one would ever think of, say, riding a motorcycle straight through that gap with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YA

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Congratulations once more to the @cityofsydney for its sensitive and totally, totally necessary work in protecting..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g0

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo That is the climate prediction. Also, I am currently sweating like a pig. A very sweaty pig.

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@JustJimWillDo It’s one of those cloudy, humid, uncomfortable days. Very annoy.

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sarahdingle_ Can we please stop talking about Chinese Australians in and finally start talking *to* them about how th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NY

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Judging the cudmunchers.

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While it isn’t Spring here, @CARROT_app, I support your proposed course of action. pic.twitter.com/rx2i8akeWj

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@purserj @R_Chirgwin I don’t recall seeing a Canberra down there that day. Must’ve been in hiding.

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@purserj @R_Chirgwin Yes. 2 x 30mm Aden. There’s a pic of them in that Flickr album.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @BreakfastNews Check to see if your TV has a setting to adjust the colour balance.

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euphriae THERES THIS COUPLE ON THE SUBWAY AND THE DUDE IS SO HEATED AND JUST SAID “HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BABY PIGEON??? NO!!..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nk

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@R_Chirgwin F-86 Sabre, to use the USAF designation,though the CAC-built ones had a Rolls-Royce Avon engine rather..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SY

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@R_Chirgwin Ah yes, RAAF Amberley has been the home of the bomber and strike squadrons for decades now.

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@R_Chirgwin Where is that? A Canberra on a stick!

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@intrepidfear Well that is indeed a bit special. Lucky you!

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“Dirty Money: A Corrupt Bank And Its Powerful Protectors” buzzfeed.com/tomwarren/secr… More great work from @BuzzFeed.

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@sat Via @SatPaper actually, but automangle decided to “help”.

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“The Human Cost of the Ghost Economy ” longreads.com/2017/12/13/the… Via @sat paper’s The Briefing email. pic.twitter.com/vlsGCmoidz

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Fri plan: 0637 train to Sydney (in progress); podcast pre-production en route (done); 0900 back repairs; breakfast,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…53

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burgotastic Story takes on a chilling new tone once you realise it’s doing it against his will twitter.com/futurism/statu…

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decentbirthday It was a quiet car ride pic.twitter.com/F9ubGUoHAI

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@mairinbriody @ApostrophePong And in a sense I am en route to Sunday, because I have all the equipment for Sunday’s podcast with me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Geese really are quite nasty birds, but they make excellent alarm birds. And they can be yummy.

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Clive Hamilton spends some quality time with a few like-minded friends. pic.twitter.com/foalM17dwv

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HughRundle You: “I’m researching AI as part of an international collaboration because that’s how science works.”

Clive Hamilt..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wa

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prestontowers This is an iconic photo. twitter.com/melissaldavey/…

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streetartmagic Crap houses. All over the damn place. pic.twitter.com/5t7MfwYC1t

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JoeMyGod Founder Of Nation’s Largest Christian Festival Arrested On Multiple Child Molestation Charges [VIDEO] -..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1r

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@19bk69 Bit of both, really. Function, form, etc.

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“Scrub on your head and get all your hair back by Christmas Day” pic.twitter.com/wjrdXAkzZG

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Stonekettle I have a beagle. twitter.com/Is_Love_Enough…

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@garthk So it’s not really much of a slicing door then. Also, sledge hammer.

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@i386 So what you’re saying is that you can’t hold your drink?

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A gorgeous photo of one of my favourite aircraft. twitter.com/IrishAirPics/s…

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This banksia is coming along nicely. pic.twitter.com/w7NAzz6Bbv

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Fri plan, draft: 0637 train to Sydney; podcast pre-production en route; 0900 back repairs; 1030 medico; errands; 12..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1y

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frankpallotta Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent’s divorc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gX

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Friday. It comes in the requisite number of halves. Friday.

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