Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 18th, 2017

michaelmalice Apparently Twitter’s purge policy of tomorrow will be to permanently ban people who have had more than 10 reports a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…40

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RichardTuffin Thankfully, authorities have secured an appropriate vessel to move Brandis’ bookcases to London… pic.twitter.com/mxYUZbDFch

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“Re-identification possible with Australian de-identified Medicare and PBS open data” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/re-ide…

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So glad it’s Friday.

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@mediajorge Having vegan thought about a dentist strikes me as particularly bland.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, as he said, “Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anaesthetic.”

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@benpobjie I think so, yes, but I’m on drugs right now.

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Is it wrong to have carnal thoughts about your dentist?

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MikeStuchbery_ Passed to me by a friend. This is a real problem. pic.twitter.com/XbzqKQDndN

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He’s bloody lucky my drugs are kicking in.

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Entitled boomer spends his entire time in the dental practice waiting room gossiping loudly on the phone with his f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FB

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@garthk @NewtonMark @Resign_In_Shame Possibly, or maybe just test pilots maintaining their hours.

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Me: “I’m here for my 1100 appointment.”
Receptionist: “You’re very early.”
M: “I’ve having an Ativan first.”
R: “Ah..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gz

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@garthk @NewtonMark @Resign_In_Shame The orange Mirage III-0 belonged to the Aircraft Research and Development Unit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OZ

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shellity Whenever I start missing my grandmother, I just close my eyes while someone reads Caleb’s tweets out loud.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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This is a shot across the courtyard from last night. Harry’s Singapore Chilli Crab on the left, Harry’s Dumpling Ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IW

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johnmcternan Not for the first time - or the last time - the public get it wrong. twitter.com/yougov/status/…

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If the chip on this twat’s shoulder were any bigger he’d have Peter Garrett lobbying to stop him being logged. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…

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benpobjie The biggest problem with Titanic is that Rose didn’t kill Jack earlier

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@jpwarren Indeed. It all drops at midday AEDT.

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@jpwarren @harleyd I’ll send you a thing, Justin. Are you across this one, Harley?

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@harleyd Exploring their work on preventing data reidentification would be good, the rapid recent advances in the f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mv

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@garthk @NewtonMark I had some of these too. The red space station, the hovercraft, and some of the trains. pic.twitter.com/WBUBFSa8kz

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@garthk @NewtonMark Back when breakfast cereals came with toys, a 3cm-long DH Vampire was one of my prize possessio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qk

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garthk DH Vampire is so Thunderbirds. cc @NewtonMark @stilgherrian pic.twitter.com/x4DyJ3mlE5

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SkyNewsAust Sky News sources have confirmed Attorney-General George Brandis will be Australia’s next high commissioner to the United Kingdom.

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iboudreau And now, a guy who was once amazed by a cow made of butter explains Star Wars to Mark Hamill twitter.com/tedcruz/status…

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@teknetia I quite enjoyed people falling for this thread last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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AFROSOCDSA The US government began fetishizing homeownership in 1917 as a direct response to the Russian Revolution; it compel..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WP

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s not even a kurnell of truth in that threat.

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Remember, CALEB is an anagram of GOOSE.

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Mon plan, draft: 1000 drugs; 1100 dentist; lunch, Thaitown; train to Wentworth Falls; reading en route, ‘cos there’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ky

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dabeard In Texas, a first-grader’s wish: “This Christmas, I would like a ball and food. I need a blanket”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YF

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DapperHistorian This complete Medieval outfit (found on the Swedish Boksten Man) dates from c1360. pic.twitter.com/n6KkEwPUHu

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Taco_Lad They hung it on the ceiling in the end. Right next to where the word ‘gullible’ is written. twitter.com/TheCalebBond/s…

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davispg I’m wondering how often the word “trajectory” will be used.
twitter.com/TheKouk/status…

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dangillmor Amazing how many people who do business with this family end up in court against them. twitter.com/JoeMyGod/statu…

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I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.

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wordlust Sex is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it still pleases the lizard gods who create Hitler clones on the moon.

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ianbremmer Real world social media. pic.twitter.com/YQZ52UjjvN

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JoshBBornstein Correction: government debt at all time record high twitter.com/phillipcoorey/…

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TyronWilson can we discuss the overpowering glamour of this s club 3 promotional shot pic.twitter.com/Pc4NT6I6EO

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TheKouk Just say ASX rises 10% this year. Let’s forecast that in 2018 it rises, say, 5%. According to the much of the med..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xW

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Still, for some San Francisco residents getting covered in feces and attacking homeless people would be a great night out.

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But note, we blame to robot for going rogue, not its creators for their fucked-up concept of criminality. twitter.com/Patrickesque/s…

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Appalling concept, excellent headline. twitter.com/Patrickesque/s…

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Why does news have to break when I’m feeling dreadful and have to go to the dentist?

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TimWattsMP Twenty-fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! pic.twitter.com/jbPwXFSb4N

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liamvhogan I think Mark Kenny imagines the national interest as something judged in a cosy triangle of Ministers, political jo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ku

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Yes, this is going to be very interesting. twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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Discombobulated by a series of disturbing dreams.

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Monday. Who can you blame this time? Monday.

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