Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 20th, 2017

GordyPls The decline of Jamie Oliver’s interest in food over the years as portrayed by his books;

2010: Jamie’s 30 Minute M..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pk

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PPantsdown Perfect for school productions of “Snowtown : The Musical”. Thanks FB Marketplace. pic.twitter.com/pBFxw93rDH

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AndrewJaffrey Don Burke remains a “person of interest” following a police inquiry tonight. He has not been charged with any offence.

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AndrewJaffrey UPDATE: Police sources say they have “significant evidence against Mr Burke” however they are not in a position to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oF

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@wobbly_tiger That would be this story. It went global, in multiple languages. But I’ve no idea why it’s come up ag..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…N9

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@oberonsghost @Drag0nista @joshgnosis Oh FFS I’ve been making that typo all week. Thanks.

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Oh good. The only thing I definitely have to do tomorrow is go for an evening drink or two in Sydney.

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TimWattsMP The one tweet hacker strikes again twitter.com/turnbullmalcol…

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@NewtonMark Linear time is a mental prison, Mark.

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@timfdavis @johnb78 @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @VividSydney Hmmm. I wrote “frottage” in that article but it morphed into “osmosis”.

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thatkriscarter We now go live to Brexit pic.twitter.com/Hoybdsmhsh

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@johnb78 @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus What do you mean? We’ve projected coloured lights onto the Sydney Opera House!..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wk

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NewtonMark They took his Christmas beer? twitter.com/AndrewJaffrey/…

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AndrewJaffrey BREAKING: Detectives from Hornsby, Castle Hill and other commands are now at Don Burke’s Kenthurst property.

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Histreepix When Jim Henson died, Disney Imagineers sent a drawing of Mickey Mouse grooming a vulnerable Kermit to his mourning..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…IR

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@Drag0nista @joshgnosis The photo is by @oberonsghost. I may or may not post the rest.

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@Drag0nista @joshgnosis @SoundCloud @spreaker For those of you who were there at the recording, the remix makes eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ae

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It would appear that @rainparrot has a message for me. pic.twitter.com/NRYH8KtD7s

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Doing the final (semi-automated) mixdown now.

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SICKOFWOLVES WE ARE NOT THE SORT OF COMPANY THAT MAKES YOU TAKE WORK HOME WITH YOU

WE JUST MAKE WORK LEAK INTO ALL PORTIONS OF..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LF

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NewtonMark The report of the Fitzgerald Inquiry is a long and detailed description of what “devoted their lives” means. twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…

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verbaliza Who leaked the Logies nominees? pic.twitter.com/kk9RCLRDag

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@wobbly_tiger Not me, unless it was a repeat of something.

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@markeldo @zdnetaustralia Thanks. @dobes left it in, so hey it’s his fault.

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Omgitstamz What is happening here. pic.twitter.com/jqu4RlHgCD

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NGruen1 “Munchkins”

A good word that keeps growing in popularity

Though there are signs we’ve reached peak munchkin. pic.twitter.com/b4DXiCpa3r

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@munin Indeed. Shouldn’t be far off now.

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davpope Yeah, nah
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<Australia’s emissions projections 2017 [pdf]..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…b2

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For those who follow the launch of every sparrow, if I may mix metaphors… twitter.com/aldin_ww/statu…

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davpope AG Brandis flees to London
<and a sanctuary is found for cartoonist Eaten Fish cartoonistsrights.org/eaten-fish-is-… | cartoon ga..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WV

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moviemazz And the con is robbing Silicon Valley bros under 30 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 twitter.com/mel_matheson/s…

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The editing of “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum” goes well, if a day later than originally planned. It’ll definite..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hk

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jturner_ibrs password managers: some have an incredible ROI twitter.com/WSJ/status/943…

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jpwarren A catastriumph. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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Mister_Robotics How much of your enemies blood do you need? pic.twitter.com/dIk86WMtqu

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pixelatedboat If you’re a Star Wars fan please sign my petition to fix the main problem with the Last Jedi (that Luke Skywalker i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…le

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mckinnon_a woke bae @DanielAndrewsMP gifting prime public land to a corporate megalith, slay kween

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The temperature having dropped a bit, I’ll get back to editing “The 9pm Public House Forum 5”. Because I really do want to post it today.

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Daaaaww. Aren’t they just adorable. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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ShagBayBrewers First proofs of our bumper stickers have arrived! pic.twitter.com/JvrVG00YJ9

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developerjack “Sydney summers” a poem by @mfsampson pic.twitter.com/UVnJQdHv81

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djsflynn “How to fit in if you’re moving to the north shore from Sydney’s inner west” is possibly *the* most idiotic and wan..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9m

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@davidgwynnjones I was in King St, Newtown, cutting down all the trees.

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It’s hard to take a comment seriously when someone doesn’t even know that air temperatures are measured in the shad..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g7

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CyberShambles Apple is building a new Global Flagship Store at Melbourne’s Federation Square? for @lanarepublic with love…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tD

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@statelibrarynsw Thanks. Of course I could just bookmark it, but it’s also the thing I most want when I visit. Love your work.

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farrm51 The Nats once were led by titans and skilled political managers.
Then along came Barnaby. twitter.com/phillipcoorey/…

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“This week on ‘Cargo Cults of the 21st Century’ we visit the sleepy town of Victoria…twitter.com/FedSquare/stat…kV

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@SnarkyPlatypus Two key facts, true forever:
1. Most things are not down to Chinese spooks.
2. Some things are down to Chinese spooks.

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Bitcoin Cash is not Bitcoin, of course, but this is certainly hilarious. twitter.com/jendudley/stat…

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus These questions can get very complicated. Just write it off as weird whitefella business.

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I’m just going to show this photo to @SnarkyPlatypus and see whether he breaks out in laughter. twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…

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I can’t believe I actually wrote “thumbsup.gif” into my @zdnetaustralia column yesterday.

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johnb78 NOT UNRELATED: twitter.com/r_Buttcoin/sta…

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mattcdef2000 DAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH twitter.com/nickharmsen/st…

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Yep, @CARROT_app is onto it. Also, @max_au, no mention of storms. pic.twitter.com/p7wyUDedHr

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@garthk @SnarkyPlatypus Actually, the “hand-cranked REM” is what seems to me to be the key of it. Well, what would I know.

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AusNetServices This is what a powerpole looks like that’s been struck by lightning. Crews are on site replacing the powerpole so t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xk

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This is excellent use of the internet. Thank you, @jxeeno. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @garthk It’s all about becoming aware of the link between rapid eye movement, anxiety waves, and hy..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VY

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, I don’t think I’d be celebrating Section 44 if my party had lost two senators to it. Seems…..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yp

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@NewtonMark I thought this was Jackie Lambie’s debut action blockbuster.

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@SnarkyPlatypus So, it’s a dick of a Christmas present for Dick Christmas?

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Goddammit, Tasmania should’ve gone for the 500MB plan. twitter.com/iTnews_au/stat…

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SixthTone Hongya in northwestern China closely resembles the red planet’s geography, and this is where scientists are buildin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FI

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Wed plan: Administrivia, slowly; once the temperature drops, finish post-production of “The 9pm Public House Forum..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jl

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Points for “Barnaby the Bonking Beetroot”. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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RachaelHasIdeas Media idea. Branded content in cheap Chrissy crackers. Are you in @woolworths? pic.twitter.com/sc39IfOxuw

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SimonMaloy wait

wait wait wait

people voting [scribbles notes] affected the outcome [draws lines on chalkboard] of an elec..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vf

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I have been totally shocked to hear that there are frauds and scammers in the cryptocurrency communities.

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@scarlett_scarr Hah! My experience of it wasn’t as severe as many, but I’d read about the emergence of EMDR in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hd

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@scarlett_scarr Noted, though my should-read list already reaches halfway to the Moon.

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Pinboard The purest expression of a bad idea: by moving to the right, Republicans have ceded positions that the Democratic p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kb

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MattStroud New York City Passes Bill to Study Biases in Algorithms Used by the City motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/… via @motherboard

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@scarlett_scarr What intrigues me is how fast the transition happens. I had a vast drop in hypervigilance literally overnight.

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@sw Australia really is at the leading edge of some of this stuff. See also the remarkable work on mood disorders a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Sh

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nwjerseyliz The ultimate narcissistic selfie twitter.com/ABC/status/943…

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I’m certain this aspect is also relevant to major depression and other mental health conditions, but I’m too lazy t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pg

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Recommended: This brief thread on Complex-PTSD. While PTSD is part of the Cocktail of Hilarity, it’s not the C kind..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ka

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brianstelter “The concept of what the White House press corps does is pretty foreign to this president, and he has not really tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yn

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Stonekettle And then what?

Trump will attack them on Twitter? twitter.com/thehill/status…

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@liquidparanoia @AusFedPolice @NewCopsNZPolice The only thing wrong with the @NewCopsNZPolice video is that the cat doesn’t get a credit.

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@dobes @jonkudelka @abcnews So even though @abcnews is clearly still wrong, because “sewage” is a nastier-sounding..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iQ

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@dobes @jonkudelka @abcnews Turns out both are in use. The OED entry is rather long, but Old English has equivalent..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iZ

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Every time I go to @statelibrarynsw’s website I think “Why is there not a Big Fat Button for the eResources?”

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@dobes @abcnews Which does the overflowing? TO THE OED!

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@dobes Both @dobes and @abcnews mean “sewage” (the substance) not “sewerage” (the system of pipes), but you just ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jV

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What does this second sentence even mean? twitter.com/MartinHaese/st…

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feztivus “lol are you triggered?! Snowflake!”

“Anyway sign my petition about why they need to remake Star Wars VIII or strike it from canon.”

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ADAMATOMIC “fuck you and your fucking eugenics horseshit you fucking caveman” has been and will always be a more civil stance..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OI

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It feels more than 29C up here right now, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/u1uVfpTz8z

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@upulie Have you seen this effort from across the ditch? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@Tim_Beshara Will you send me one if I pay for the postage? I mean, there’s a quoll around the property here, but I’ve only seen it once.

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@crankynick @jpwarren Oh good, as long as steps have been taken.

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Pinboard This remarkable thread may be the first example of a fecal transplant conducted entirely over Twitter: twitter.com/zaoyang/status…

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BrigadierSlog OH WOW via @johnnybridge2
twitter.com/johnnybridge2/…
This is so not going away is it? pic.twitter.com/muhfKE7YTd

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hellohistoria Just a note: Wales hasn’t been a ‘Principality’ since 1536. What a twat. twitter.com/welshnotbritis…

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Is there a behind-the-scenes making-of video on Periscope?

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So, part of me wants to click on this, but… twitter.com/AusFedPolice/s…

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Wait, where’s this party happening? twitter.com/crulge/status/…

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@WarOnTheRocks Lulwut? When Trump announced moving to US Embassy to Jerusalem, they hadn’t issued any press talking..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vr

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mjrowland68 Hang in there, friend. It’s nearly over… pic.twitter.com/D986tNgwvY

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TerribleMaps The Russian Empire as of 2017 pic.twitter.com/LXaL1M7HEL

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coolguy69666 lol they are restoring power to the 1970s cos that’s what time the Central Coast is living in send tweet twitter.com/ausgrid/status…

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Or in this case, a tree-stuffer. Also, I want one. Obviously. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@WarOnTheRocks I’m sure you’ll move on to talking about natsec issues soon, ladies, but all this sausage talk is fine by me.

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So the @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell ladies’ guest last week toured Prague with like-minded women and tracked what they..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vp

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workmanalice My last yarn of the year: The Father Of A Teenager Who Died Doing Work For The Dole Says His Son Was Made To Work W..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cp

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@PollHereford @joshgnosis @dobes @staticsan @franksting That must the the last thread of sanity he’s grasping.

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@dobes @staticsan @franksting @joshgnosis Oh this is the bestest Christmas present ever, Uncle Josh!

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@dobes @staticsan @franksting @joshgnosis I am starting to think like a Today producer. I want a pay rise.

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@dobes @staticsan @franksting @joshgnosis That’s the one I saw yesterday. Today I just thought “What would be even..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fg

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@franksting @dobes “But there’s been a cabinet reshuffle and the polls ar—”
“Nobody gives a fuck, Chris. Just shut.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…m1R

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@franksting @dobes “Chief Political Editor”, he is, so by definition it’s dignified.

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Actual timeline may vary. Whatever. I’m too busy laughing.

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While Uhlmann was busy stroking kittens on morning TV, I was writing an article critical of the Australian governme..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EH

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@staticsan A good suit sends a message, and this suit says “Please, oh please dear God won’t somebody take me seriously?”

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The more I look at this image, the more it makes me very, very happy. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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Wed plan, redraft: Finish post-production of “The 9pm Public House Forum 5” and post; administrivia, slowly; lazy e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oq

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@dobes Mabye I’m suffering the recency illusion, but I don’t recall Laurie Oakes doing this. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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@dobes You know, I just made that up because I’d seen the dance-like thing. My guesses are too close to reality. At..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zK

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I’ve just spent three and a half hours drifting in and out of sleep with more of those seriously vivid dreams. I’m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LB

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IllyBocean ah, finally got my daughter some [looks closer] the fuck is LEBQ

why does peppa pig have a fuckin gun. the fuck pic.twitter.com/NuS3Myjrub

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@dobes When he’s finished reviewing canine Christmas treats for Today?

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janetngbio Confession: I insisted on doing the snake program for an old job b/c girls need a role model that isn’t af..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2a

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Wed plan, early draft: Finish post-production of “The 9pm Public House Forum 5” and post; administrivia; such other..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZU

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Histreepix Along the English Channel, illegal immigrants drag parts of Mainland Europe closer to the UK for easier entry. 2015. pic.twitter.com/5qiKl0ouAx

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Australian government’s recklessness with medical data is symptom of deeper problem..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZV

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Dazed Female masturbation can apparently open ‘a portal to hell’
dazeddigital.com/artsandculture… pic.twitter.com/mmxVmt1x3K

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Wednesday. Whatever happens, you are unlikely to be given penguins. Wednesday.

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