Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 27th, 2017

Stop retweeting things as if you understand what they mean.

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MadRadhu Here’s an image of the Japanese Internment Camps we built during WW2. The memorial we built for these says “Here we..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hx

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@tacticalmaid It’s OK, I was making a “joke” about being old.

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@tacticalmaid I used to drink with him at that pub that isn’t there any more.

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@tacticalmaid Nobody ever tells me anything interesting.

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@tacticalmaid This needs some work, but “Tom Clancy’s Of The Overflow”?

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Is there any way to remotely cause Airpods to deliver a fatal electrical discharge? Asking for a friend.

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RTYI @SnarkyPlatypus. Not the first time I’ve seen this image. twitter.com/oldpicsarchive…

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@franksting I think I understand what you mean. Keep up the good work, Breeder Soldier.

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@GordyPls There’s a lot in this whole scenario that I don’t understand.

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@GordyPls Wearing pyjamas is a thing that happens when you’re married I guess.

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@kjmci You may not be across the range of placenta-based products already on the market.

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@gths Oh,that was referring to a different arsehat.

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STOP RETWEETING THAT ARSEHAT.

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ota3566 在推特首頁看到CCTV推出一套名為《如果國寶會說話》的紀錄片,即時浮現這幅圖 pic.twitter.com/O1AapMLRb8

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Why bother with this bullshit? The man doesn’t pay contractors who he’s got, like, a contract with. He ain’t gonna..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jo

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@ajft Do you have something against bats?

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@RealNickHodge When you say “Go full Zodiac’…

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@poddiguy @jaybeware Also, in reality. (Sorry.) Yep, this has been part of America for a long time. And other nations.

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SixthTone A married man reflects on his 12 years in the sex industry — how he became a husband, father, and sex worker

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RealNickHodge @Rashas_Mo I know chemtrails contain gluten.

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Now that I think about it, I wish I had the resources to make random weird shit and hide it in caves or bury it in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…C6

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This is magnificent. These are difficult birds to photograph. twitter.com/leo_qbn/status…

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RealSardonicus On June 1836 five young boys, hunting for rabbits on the north-eastern slopes Arthur’s Seat, Edinburgh, found 17 mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OG

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Everyone’s all for air safety until it causes them a little personal inconvenience. twitter.com/chrissyteigen/…

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@jonoabroad $350 for an hour plus cab fares.

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jc_cummins An update on the Melbourne crocodile: “four people have called trying to claim ownership”
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@brentspargo @NewtonMark @simonhackett It’s all OK. @simonhackett can take care of himself. He is more than aware of me.

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@egadheg I’ll have another look myself.

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@paulkidd @egadheg Sorry. Of course. I stand corrected.

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@egadheg I wonder what you’d have said about the stump-jump plough back in the day.

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@egadheg That said, the actual job of fence posts is to be narrow yet strong.

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jaybeware In case anyone didn’t know this was an actual thing: thinkprogress.org/california-tel… pic.twitter.com/YNfc2mIrE5

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@johnb78 @28481k Also, a prime minister not a million miles from here.

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@Tzarimas Which basically means the cinemas are flogging a dead horse. Television killed the vaudeville theatre. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KP

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@garthk Check to see whether they’re full of meth.

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TechnicallyRon It is the period between Christmas and New year. No one knows what day it is. Time doesn’t really exist. Can we sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XR

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cameo A bunch of my packages were stolen on three separate occasions this week from my doorstep. I started putting my cat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…b4

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Why yes, I am in The Corner drinking. Because that is my life. I’ll probably here a while.

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Like give a fuck about a boat race n’all.

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Do we know yet which Test cricketers are lizards?

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Jet_Blakk Lots of people seem to have an ECG trace tattoo and about 80% of them show something that would kill the shit out o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DK

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@smperris I think we need to know more about the turtles’ motives.

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@twiddlekins Liquorland has a $30 gin called Old Lions. It’s perfectly fine if all you need is despair and self-loathing.

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Making adult decisions in relation to personal responsibility and gin.

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GreatDismal Periodically my mind wanders, always briefly, to the possibility of a Donald Trump Presidential Library, and what it might contain.

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GordyPls Let’s see.
1) $25 a session is some bullshit
2) But not as much bullshit as $14 popcorn
3) anti piracy ads at peopl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fd

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bengrubb Aussie musician leaves hip hop group to chase Bitcoin fortune…

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The vocals in that song “Nocturnal” are so over-processed thought they were singing “No Turtles”. Which, to be fai..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jr

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stuartkhall My parents at Christmas “they moved us onto this NBN thing from ADSL. Why did they change to something slower?”

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AllisonCalhoun1 My aunt got a google home for Xmas & she already has “Alexa”. This morning we were messing around with the google h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ep

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And yet sarin is banned. Riddle me that. twitter.com/matttburke/sta…

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@wolfcat No, there are things that I should definitely not try.

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@FakeDanTosello He trusts them over his own intelligence services, who are of course his enemies.

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This is why families should be banned. twitter.com/jennylmackinno…

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There’s a reason Donald Trump sounds like a low-rent bullshit artist. Quack, duck, etc. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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TheOnion Steve Bannon’s Inflamed Liver Pulsing Visibly Through Shirt During Strategy Meeting trib.al/RIoluN5..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n5

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@GordyPls That brings a whole bunch of other scenarios to mind.

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@GordyPls I would be up for that, but it’d have to be a fuckin’ big penguin.

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I just saw a share bike and it wasn’t in a river or up a tree so I figure there’s something wrong with it.

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@JohnBirmingham Do I need to throw a bucket of cold water over you?

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Since writing everything without using the letter A is proving inconvenient, a keyboard has been obtained. It’ll be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lq

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Mission only partly accomplished. Replacement top panel / keyboard for this MacBook Pro not in stock. Supply proble..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…98

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NeerajKA Should I steal the meat twitter.com/ameliahammy/st…

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petertaggart I have a smashed iPhone screen and everyone keeps asking what happened to it even though it’s v obvious I dropped i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…L3

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Sarah_Cundy Can’t believe the queen actually said that pic.twitter.com/Fphn7BOotX

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It fascinates them, does George Street. pic.twitter.com/tCwXvvx4TY

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benpobjie Isn’t it a good thing the Baroness wants to send the children to boarding school? They need some kind of education..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iq

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1aprildaniels Why isn’t Hillary Clinton more visible? Why isn’t she less visible? How come she hasn’t fixed all the problems yet?..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aV

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@jpwarren What you don’t eat will kill you.

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sullivanamy Among all the many things that have changed under Trump is the disappearance of the “what books did POTUS take with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5Z

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I love miso soup but I think it’s cruel how the crush the miso lizards while they’re still alive.

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I did not know that the Northern Beaches B-Line was a thing. But it’s only necessary because we haven’t demolished..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aP

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@jpwarren @swearyanthony Should be OK unless the plane hits a wave.

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@swearyanthony Well they’re not. Air travel would be a lot cheaper if they stopped all the wasteful duplication.

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@swearyanthony I wonder what the punters feel about this though. “Something fell off. Dunno what.”

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@swearyanthony There’s a lot of bits in a plane. An Airbus A320 has 1.2 million components. (I’m sure you already know this.)

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@teknetia I’ll check with @CARROT_app, they’ll know if there’s any way to do this.

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@swearyanthony This procedure ensures that faults area signed off as airworthy only by a Licensed Aircraft Maintena..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pb

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This was one of the decade’s most important revelations. twitter.com/PatriotHole/st…

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@R_Chirgwin @vealmince @expectproblems For a while there it really did look like Bono would be the final apocalypse..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0V

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@vealmince @expectproblems I don’t know that your heart is really in it.

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@PatriotHole This was one of the decade’s most important revelations.

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@noreasonspec I’m not a big fan of beaches. They’re full of sand. But yes I’d pick Manly over Bondi every time. Bec..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ld

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@noreasonspec Well it’s in the brochure. And many people seem to want to go to “popular” places.

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Quite a few people on this train look like they’re going to Bondi Beach for the day. The cliche is really a thing.

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@vealmince @expectproblems You goddam straight people could lend a hand.

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@expectproblems Sounds about right, though I think you’ve left out causing the downfall of western civilisation.

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@expectproblems I hope at least you got a copy of the gay agenda. I’d give you mine but it’s terribly out of date.

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@benpobjie I dunno. Isn’t it kind of a meta-satire?

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@expectproblems It sound to me like you’ve been ripped off. You should have got, oh, a cassette of the Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack.

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@Stonekettle I’m glad you’ve pointed this out. I’ve often said that dull literacy will be the death of our species.

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wayback_exe Index of /drugs/psychedelics
Dec 1996
pic.twitter.com/vhuG6XRHKi

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@PeteLawler Front to back. Upside down. Quick spray paint. Anything recognisable so you don’t cycle back.

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@PeteLawler Your underpants need to be changed at least once a week.

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dataandme 👍 thorough analysis: “Stylistic variation in the realDonaldTrump Twitter account” by @JWGrieve & @issy_clarke1..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9H

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TheOnion Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House trib.al/VTJKeE2..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xV

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I suppose I should mention that I was fixing @trentyarwood’s problem here. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Histreepix His workshop bankrupt and much of Lapland divided and destitute, regardless Father Christmas claims he is “triumpha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4J

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Dear Twitter, your tweets tell me things I do not know and bring clarity, nuance and depth, as well as beauty, in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OY

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@roseannebyrne Laughing at the world is the only sane response.

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I would like some of the drugs that @GovMikeHuckabee is on. twitter.com/BillKristol/st…

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RichardTuffin I for one welcome our new Bin Chickien overlords. twitter.com/call_me_tomass…

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The Pants Situation has been resolved.

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Tractor production up 45% Glorious Leader Five Year Plan bountiful success many wheat strong workers rejoice. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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EnglishRussia1 Russian people are engineers pic.twitter.com/Uuf7jyT4Ax

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Nobody is interested in whether or not you liked a movie.

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@jeffsonstein The whole thing’s totally forked.

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Wed plan draft: Deal with The Pants Situation; 1200 back repairs; lunch, somewhere or other; 1400 MacBook Pro in fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7Y

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@reselsnark If I find a better one I’m not coming back.

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Starting to think that this universe may not have been the best idea.

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Wednesday. Mistakes were made. Wednesday.

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