Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 28th, 2017

SydneyTom_ Malcolm Turnbull Memorial Swimming Centre has a nice ring to it twitter.com/randlight/stat…

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@dobes That’s probably for the best.

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@dobes You shouldn’t listen to that rubbish.

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@garystark Look for a (very brief) paper titled “On Bullshit”. It makes the point that this is the defining aspect of bullshit, cf lies.

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@corduroy I think the trick is to not read the twat.

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veryann0yed my dad said sex ed shouldn’t be the responsibility of public schools, but parents, and i told him that’s a weird ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w6

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Every now and then I end up admiring Trump for the sheer audacity of his bullshit. This is one of those times. twitter.com/JamesGunn/stat…

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Why not? We ship ordinary fuckin’ water from France. twitter.com/peterjblack/st…

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Oh wait. 30 toes. No, I misread that as 30 tons.

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maryellenmurr this is especially funny if you imagine the lizard nuns wrote and submitted it pic.twitter.com/l1k5Jfd50o

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@R_Chirgwin @GordyPls @bigyahu @garystark BTW, I’ve used this procedure on an excess of garden snails and they fry..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o8

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@R_Chirgwin @GordyPls @bigyahu @garystark Fuckin’ backpackers. You’d have to do the thing you do with snails and fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6F

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staffo_sez So, Simon & Schuster rejected Milo’s MS because its arguments were weak. Imagine if this fundamental standard was a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cm

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@R_Chirgwin @garystark @GordyPls @bigyahu Mate. Your kids are too skinny. No meat on them. Not worth it.

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@DavidRDHeath Yes, the least creepy option is that one of the nearby houses has run out of parking space so there they are.

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@GordyPls @bigyahu Meh. Children. Gas the little fuckers.

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@GingerGorman Hah! These are excellent. Yes, this is the life!

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@garystark Mind you, it probably won’t end well.

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@GingerGorman See this is the thing. So much of our work can be easily done in our underwear with a gin and tonic close at hand.

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nehadk Daily Mail: Old Muslim man (might be affiliated with ISIS) lies to young innocent Christian boy. twitter.com/buzzfeed/statu…

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I’d have said it was down to containerisation and bulk handling. twitter.com/NatBullard/sta…

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Is today a work day? Should I be doing some work?

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@DavidRDHeath That does seem to be the business proposition. Curious that it’s parked at a private hotel in Ashfiel..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zl

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@GordyPls @bigyahu You’d be surprised how often I get this request.

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jpwarren This will test the adequacy of our strategic shadenfreude reserves. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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@bigyahu Nothing half a dozen A-10s couldn’t fix.

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@elle_franks That’s great, but do they have to be in the same thing.

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I’m listening to the latest episode of the “Beef And Dairy Network Podcast”. Two minutes in and I’m already in love..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aL

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mikenelson586 This is good content twitter.com/sarahemclaugh/…

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@nickzoic I’m just calling for a little lawn’order.

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@kjmci I quite like this typo too.

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If there’s not a lawn against this there should be. twitter.com/kjmci/status/9…

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Thu plan: Tidy all the things (almost all done, apart from concealing the gin theft); lunch, somewhere; train to We..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…C8

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@johnb78 True. In hindsight, I should have let it stand.

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crashrosbe Someday I hope to be as brave as my one year old daughter who just kneeled down and took a shit in the middle of the Toronto airport.

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@johnb78 Mate, you’ve got rocks, tree things, and laminex. What more do you need?

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TheOnion Rodent Clearly Making Its Way Through Steve Bannon’s Body Throughout National Security Meeting..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xW

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@wombat1974 Brutalism has a point, though many people don’t get it. These are just dumb blocks.

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OaaSvc 🤔 pic.twitter.com/Ax7i7zPC29

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@wombat1974 We live in the age of Pointless Concrete Blocks. It’s wonderful.

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darkhorse166 Demolish their apartments. twitter.com/australian/sta…

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ComfortablySmug Humans definitely won’t regret creating robot snakes with lasers on their heads

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MalwareTechBlog It baffles me how a guy who tweeted high resolution photos of his own passport could get hacked.
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wilfredchan was that chopsticks placement also ‘inspired by asia’ 👀 pic.twitter.com/xG4ixOsOd3

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CNNnewsroom “You Can’t See Me” ❌ 👀 A large truck is attempting to block cameras from capturing video of President Donald Trum..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WY

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@bluntshovels I do like that we know specifically which of these arsehats we’re talking about.

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Thu plan, draft: Tidy all the things; lunch, somewhere; train to Wentworth Falls; reading en route, maybe; lazy eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yr

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johnb78 This may be the most middle class problems protest sign in history pic.twitter.com/o523Ll8sKx

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Thursday. Things should be just one thing. Things should not be two things. Thursday.

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