Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 11th, 2018

electionsvic All Upper House results have been declared - see the results at vec.vic.gov.au/Results/State2… pic.twitter.com/tv9rUh9L3X

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@Cyebit @zdnetaustralia Yes yes, the key word there is “arbitrary”.

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As I hung up on @abcadelaide I heard them starting to talk about the AFL’s “new procedures” for preventing a 19th p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NK

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ConnorGillies Subtitles giving Irish Taoiseach Leo Varadkar an interesting new name and title… pic.twitter.com/AISSAk5pdZ

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jeamland Hey @blaircottrell89, saw your tweet about lifting. I’ve been going to a personal trainer for a couple of months no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VV

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@munin @abcadelaide See further down in the article. :)

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@munin @abcadelaide It’s more about who the communication provider is, though.

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@munin @abcadelaide It’s all about whether there’s a service provided in Australia, so yes. But the odds of that on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7f

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dobes Shot and chaser thanks to @ashabeeeee pic.twitter.com/OOreQpmbFT

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@dlindleyau @ashabeeeee Hahahaha like that would ever happen.

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erstkate this is unfortunate. twitter.com/shit_reviews/s…

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jfruh no host. no rules. all the oscars on stage and every nominee given a knife. are there booby traps? you better belie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WV

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@Jeremy_Kirk @zdnetaustralia Thanks, Jeremy. I’m finally starting to get a proper feel for the core issues here.

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus I once was lost, but now am found
T’was blind but now I see

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@audiocomedian @ashabeeeee Nah that’s some pretty high-level paranoia, plus some severe over-rating of competence levels.

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“Canberra to give businesses AU$20K digital transformation makeover” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/canber…

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dobes HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

National electorate in southern Sydney!

DO IT YOU CRAZY MORON!!! twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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tacticalmaid If you’re after the opening hours for your local Woolworths, just login to the Woolies online shop and search “peni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…00

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@gusworldau @franksting That’s true, though we’re past the student exam time now so it might be a bit better.

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@franksting State Library of Victoria on Swanston St.

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@vealmince @dobes @R_Chirgwin I can even remember how you fixed it, because I am remembering WAY too much detail of my dreams these days.

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marrowing .@sonic_hedgehog you are a fucked blue rat creature whose opinions on current events are worthless to me

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I’m talking about Australia’s anti-encryption Assistance and Access Act on @abcadelaide in an hour or so, at 1715 A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eA

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s encryption laws will fall foul of differing definitions” and alliteration..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ce

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Having a sook.

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sarugetchuu the porn bots on tumblr are literally just tagging their posts as “sfw” and the algorithm just doesn’t pick them up fucking phenomenal

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d forgotten I’d scheduled that.

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Some of these “smocking gun” jokes seem to be embroidering the truth a bit. A few seem to be entirely fabricated.

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NewtonMark The test is considered in terms of the next election, rather than in terms of long-term survival of humanity? twitter.com/THEMONTHLY/sta…

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Wow this is very cool from @statelibrarynsw! “We have digitised over 40,000 historic subdivision plans of 250 Sydne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FX

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains systemic weaknesses.

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@o0ragman0o Re-reading Hansard from October. It’s nothing new, don’t worry.

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Re-reading evidence given in PJCIS hearings and slowly losing the will to live.

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benpobjie SCENE: a music festival.

YOUTH ONE: Would you like to take an illegal drug? It’s the only way to have fun.
YOUTH T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2e

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benpobjie Killing the firstborn of every guest twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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Tue plan, remainder: Write for @zdnetaustralia; 1745 AEDT / 1715 ACDT @abcadelaide; quiet evening with videos or something.

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mbrennanchina I never tire of looking at videos of Chinese click farms. It’s just so surreal to see hundreds of phones playing th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JH

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dobes Don’t forget The Parrot in all this. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@jeamland @belowtheline_au I use Stripe and PayPal, but I haven’t reviewed that in a while. stilgherrian.com/tip

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin Wow that just reminded me that in a dream last night I was on a US TV chat show explaining why I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X1

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cashbonez You’re only allowed to call it a Monster Energy Drink if it comes from the Monster Energy region of France

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_FloridaMan Drunk Florida Man Drags Trailer Down Highway While Hauling Lemur, Tortoise, Parrot, Goat, and Wallaby..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xh

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Retweeted from a PROTECTED account… pic.twitter.com/qTvcKOCA96

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“Gattellari guilty of trying to extort $50m from Ron Medich” by @Kate_McClymont smh.com.au/national/nsw/g…

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Davidramli I do enjoy watching Weibo nationalists cheering on Qualcomm’s China court win against Apple as a proud moment for p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UJ

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FFS it’s only 14 days until Christmas Day.

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“Australia Just Became The Test Lab For Breaking Into Encryption” by @joshgnosis buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/aus…

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@Togusa09 @zdnetaustralia Re that, there are interactions with the Federal Circuit and Family Court of Australia Ac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qf

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That @RadioSkidrow spot is done. I’ll be doing another with @abcadelaide later today, probably at 1715 ACDT / 1745..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HK

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NuclearAnthro You know, I have fucked up a lot in my life but in comparison to this Brexit shit I am doing fucking awesome!

THAN..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oe

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@beneltham Yep. Australia has certainly been leading this, especially during Brandis’ time as A-G with his ex-ASIO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ct

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@arcadiagt5 @zdnetaustralia Thanks. The good side of reading all that legislation is that people do seem to have ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bj

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@beneltham Oh, I see that’s a 4 Sep story from the NYT too. Yeah, this is a known policy and strategy.

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@beneltham Just quietly, this was in the “Statement of Principles on Access to Evidence and Encryption” in August. zdnet.com/article/five-e…

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DDsD “Most cryptocurrencies have seen their growth slow down in recent months. ”

Hello rose coloured glasses.

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@CptHollingworth Are we just getting older and crankier?

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Lucky bastards. And we’re stuck here waiting for The Asteroid. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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I’m talking about Australia’s anti-encryption Assistance and Access Act in an hour or so, at 1230 AEDT, on Sydney..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1i

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@bastardsheep @martinwalsh No no no, everything on the blockchain is cooked.

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MichaelRoddan Roger the kangaroo is toxic masculinity

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@DaveyJayBlues @martinwalsh A croissant, a small jug of kerosene, and a box of matches.

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martinwalsh Your move Melbourne, Australia… twitter.com/keano81/status…

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@SnarkyPlatypus How much baby formula have you bought this week?

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The guys on @NSLpodcast are saying “putrification” instead of “putrefaction” and now I can’t trust a single thing they say.

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@Anaesthesia_AGB Thanks. If you need more, here’s the full explainer posted yesterday. (You may not need more.) twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@GreenJ This is not a good rabbit-hole, no.

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@ssharwood If it becomes too painful you’ll need to get the ointment.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Price matching is often a great marketing strategy because people assume the prices are already mat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jt

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@staticsan @oberonsghost @GreenJ For me it’s something more akin to a nerf crossbow.

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@GreenJ How long did you spend looking for that image?

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SICKOFWOLVES “AH YES, THE BAD YEAR IS NEARLY OVER” I SAID FOOLISHLY FOR THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW, UNAWARE OF WHAT FRESH HORRORS 2019 WOULD BRING

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ChelseaClinton Please leave Barron Trump out of “jokes” & analyses. He’s a kid and private citizen and deserves to be left alone…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FW

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“Lighthizer: Huawei case ‘totally separate’ from U.S.-China talks” politico.com/story/2018/12/… That the left hand isn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jm

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@jonathannen I’m not ignoring it. It’s a key issue. I’m just not one who’s been assigned to write about it. I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rx

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Cryptographer @matthew_d_green has tweeted a solid rebuttal to the GCHQ interception concept I tweeted the other da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pj

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WorldBollard 🔘IMPORTANT🔘
Who should currently be running the United Kingdom?

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@riskybusiness Plus you could add important historical backgrounders. youtube.com/watch?v=ozoTzk…

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@jonathannen Perhaps, and a lot of people believe that’ll be a thing, but that thread is purely about what is and i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RN

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“NSW Greens might need leader to sort out Jeremy Buckingham dispute” by @sarahgerathy abc.net.au/news/2018-12-1… Alter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m9

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_FloridaMan BRAIN:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

ME: That’s what I call a happ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…By

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@DrRhysPockett @stewartsmith @zdnetaustralia This is pretty much @dobes’ fault. He chooses the imagery.

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@SimonXCIV Excellent. I have been known in the past to surreptitiously photograph people’s computer screens on the train.

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@stuart_begg Pretty much. Complaints to the IGIS or Commonwealth Ombudsman, or in some specific cases the Federal C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ny

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Tue plan, outline draft: Slow start with fried rice; story pitches; 1230 @RadioSkidrow re Assistance & Access Bill..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ig

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Looking forward to the rain and perhaps even a thunderstorm that @CARROT_app has organised for the Blue Mountains t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SM

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@oberonsghost Thank you. I am now equipped with pants and pondering the day’s tasks

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@Paul_Karp @zdnetaustralia I was thinking of doing a “How did we get here?” in yesterday’s explainer but I decided..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jn

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@Paul_Karp @zdnetaustralia I suppose I should read that NYT thing. But these policies have been evolving over the p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ni

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@zdnetaustralia If you’d actually read my explainer instead of just retweeting and screeching you’d have seen me me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kt

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@zdnetaustralia I’ve seen some folks saying “OMFG the Five Eyes are all attacking encryption!” Well, yes, it’s an a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mC

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jeffchu a helpful thread about a yellow submarine twitter.com/hugorifkind/st…

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Finally waking up properly.

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BoingBoing Robert Mueller devotional candles boingboing.net/2018/12/10/rob… pic.twitter.com/zqCkW1Qtuo

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I mean there’s always a chance, right?

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Has Dan Tehan said anything clever yet today?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday, an explainer: “What’s actually in Australia’s encryption laws? Everything you need to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k7

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raganwald The seventies. Sigh.

I was there, and I assure you that despite every sane neuron in your brain telling you otherw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zk

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TheOnion White House Ficus To Leave For Virginia Arboretum After Declining Trump’s Offer To Be Chief Of Staff..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…89

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Tuesday. Is your elk in order? How would you know? Who would you tell? Tuesday.

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