Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 17th, 2018

Is it too much to ask, @JoshFrydenberg, that you get your story straight before going on national television? twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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@R_Chirgwin @gathgwyn Yes well @gathgwyn is an idiot in a number of ways. Like, I am an enemy until he remembers th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV

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MatthewBevan This is a fine story but was the dude butchering a deer just before the photo? What’s the deal here? twitter.com/james_jeffrey/…

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I would offer you some terrible takes on the day’s events but you all seem to be doing enough of that as it is.

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I am fed. @gathgwyn is fed. @gathgwyn was also so keen to be fed that he got under my feet and was trodden on, whic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EI

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“Government’s future surpluses rely on unlikely wages rebound” abc.net.au/news/2018-12-1…

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joshgnosis It took the AFP months to investigate Greg Hunt’s rogue Twitter like. This must be a record. twitter.com/michellegratta…

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“ASIC challenges AMP on documents relating to fees-for-no-service scandal” abc.net.au/news/2018-12-1…

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RingersWm Cracking photo from Gilberto Tonet today of a blue tit singing in the cold ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pP

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“Putin wants the Kremlin to ‘take control’ of rap music before it ruins Russia” abc.net.au/news/2018-12-1…

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What did we used to pull before pork?

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hancocktom One belt one road going faster than expected pic.twitter.com/VUTNXrDs4z

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pixelatedboat What’s your excuse? pic.twitter.com/BXW5ThUYLf

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@Snow_Crash @zdnetaustralia Anyway, I said I wasn’t going to end up in another long discussion on Twitter tonight. I’m off to dinner.

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@Snow_Crash @zdnetaustralia This is one of the most common misconceptions. It has nothing to with whether the devel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tn

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@gathgwyn Mate, do you want to be fed tonight or not?

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@Snow_Crash @zdnetaustralia Thanks. That latter submission has already been covered by @zdnetaustralia in some dept..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D7

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NewtonMark Corollary:

All you deadshit MPs who have campaigned on family morality? You’re fair game, we are extremely here t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LP

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NewtonMark My take: I don’t give a crap about MPs sex lives, unless and until they campaign on sanctity-of-marriage-holier-tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2E

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rosamundi Congratulations, you’ve invented the cellar. twitter.com/cheddar/status…

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susanamet AFP: No offences under Australian law identified in Broad referral
theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/YKmiqpuzis

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@pblakez @zdnetaustralia I reckon (IANAL) it’d be easy to establish that a move like that would be a “systemic vuln..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U7

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jonkudelka (ruddmentum) twitter.com/michellegratta…

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@labgrrl Medical procedures are usually hilarious.

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@terencehuynh @zdnetaustralia Lol thanks. People do seem to like rehashing all the conversations that led to the st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t1

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@kheitman_au We didn’t scan down as far as my Sean Conneries.

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again, this time a C-Set. Also, Sydney Opera House. pic.twitter.com/BZDZnU1JWG

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@zdnetaustralia I am not going to enter into a discussion about this on Twitter. Not now, anyway. If you are a lawy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ft

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I’m going to sit in the corner for a while.

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@pblakez @zdnetaustralia The article is specifically about employees. IANAL, but riddle me this: Why would an agenc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S3

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The trickle-down has trickled down, and we’ve gone all “The Hunt for Red October” on my prostate. I might post some pictures later.

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@RydeMePeek Third kidney? Isn’t that too many? (I’m guessing that’s the point.)

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@RydeMePeek I’m assuming he got annoyed? For mine, I’m happy to relax here in the examination room while the sonographer does her paperwork.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s encryption laws are ‘highly unlikely’ to dragoon employees in secret” zd.net/2Epi6Hw

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Waiting for the trickle-down effect to do its thing.

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Pro Tip: If you’re having this ultrasound done, drink even more water than they tell you, especially on a hot day l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9R

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains unfounded fears.

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It’s all kicking off at Circular Quay. pic.twitter.com/y5WwGe9TvW

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@hughriminton I don’t disagree. Overall that’s a strange collection of humans.

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@erstkate Possibly, but I grabbed the list from the Nationals’ website.

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Is this tweet?
1. Cricket?
2. Sex?
3. Medical emergency? twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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Today’s adventure in science is “Ultrasound Urinary Tract Pre/Post Void” at 1530.

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Time for my compulsory 2pm wee, as required by the medical thing I’m doing later this afternoon.

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@RahzKat Look there’s two human women there so at least it’s a start.

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Yeah this guy would be the odds-on favourite, but even so… twitter.com/_darrensmith/s…

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I’ve made this because I figure it’ll come in handy later, such as when we open the book on who’ll be found dead af..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yA

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Cute, though then it’d be the “Liberal Sex Coalition”. But fair enough. twitter.com/Picketer/statu…

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officialmcafee Beginning in January, I will kick off my campaign for POTUS in earnest. Expect to see vids way more intense than th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vd

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It is police matter because stop asking me questions. twitter.com/llament/status…

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dobes These inner moons are known as the haemorrhoids twitter.com/JPMajor/status…

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For the last three hours I’ve been thinking “Who’s Michael McCormack” but I’ve just remembered.

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“In response to this story, Mr Broad comments: ‘I have been advised that the person making the allegation may have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uS

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Mind you, the government would be in better shape if Ministers stayed limp. twitter.com/reedfleming/st…

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I don’t think mistletoe is the most worrying parasite or infection for the National Party. twitter.com/cjjosh/status/…

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@CptHollingworth Well, how shall I put this? He’s Australian Political Sex God of the Day.

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CrimeADay 40 USC §1315 & 7 CFR §501.6 make it a federal crime to gamble at the U.S. Meat Animal Research Center.

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I’m starting to think @dobes is thinking about this way too much. And this is ME saying it. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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macaulaybalkan broad’s salary isn’t high enough to justify being that bad at sexting on a sugar daddy site

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upulie look. this isn’t necessarily a bad line twitter.com/mattjhatton/st…

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NewtonMark Hahhaajajabwahahaah oh my god. pic.twitter.com/jXakkeoJ9R

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Eliza_Rugg9 Bus driver Jack Aston has been sentenced to 5 years 3 months jail for crashing into the Montague St Bridge in 2016…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YT

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erkpod I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the Emotional Support Fielder on the same side of the pitch as the bowler in Sydney grade..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ly

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ArmsControlWonk North Korea doesn’t think things are going nearly as well as Trump does.
kcnawatch.co/newstream/1544… pic.twitter.com/nrtCXRyTa5

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@staticsan I’d have preferred a cooler day, to be honest, but hey I’m inside with air conditioning now.

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dobes Starting to think a Nationals party conference would involve so much regretful sex it would make a rugby league player blush

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@DavidFeng David. I invented no such thing. And my feeling for the K-Set is anything but love.

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@jjjohncau Apparently the K-Set has that dual headlamp on tops of the driver’s cab while the S-Set doesn’t. The oth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gl

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patstokes “I’m a pretty big deal baby they don’t give these Cessnas to just anyone” pic.twitter.com/zjEf70bWdg

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AtticusThomas Journos from SERIOUS publications gonna be mad when New Idea rightfully cleans up at the next Walkleys.

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dobes I have exclusive access to the Nationals manifesto.

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@jjjohncau I thought that was only the non-airconditioned S-Set beasts, but I would be very happy to be proved wrong.

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NuclearAnthro You can reduce the chances that the thermal pulse from a nearby nuclear strike will turn this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1K

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jrhennessy this is the greatest text thread in history. “hey i just got a big promotion at work” after days of no replies, tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s7

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dobes Is there a hornier party in Australian politics than the ‘family-values’ Nationals party?

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shutupmikeginn My “Not involved in human trafficking” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

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rajtoday Another image. Rail, tunnel and roads from artsilenz pic.twitter.com/SecTeohqRf

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ASDGovAu Applications for the role close today! It’s only a couple of pages, so you still have time. asd.gov.au/careers/curren…

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This is something else to be concerned about, for hygiene reasons if nothing else. abc.net.au/news/2018-12-1… pic.twitter.com/ePIyQYTgrH

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rohan_p The PJCIS’ review of the encryption legislation () “with specific reference to Government amendments introdu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hy

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samanthamaiden 😳😳Nationals MP Andrew Broad shock ‘sugar baby’ secret | New Idea Magazine.

Spoiler: there’s no baby. Just a woman..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F7

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@mattjhatton So what you’re saying is that Satan was a trade unionist.

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@mattjhatton Though He avoided Sunday weekend penalty rates.

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There’s quite a few of these posters around Ashfield. pic.twitter.com/uDazPe2fXV

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OH, lads in their 20s.
A: “Do they charge to join the Christians?”
B: “Yeah, I think it says in the Bible.”

Presum..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mR

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_datamimi This is what happens when you leave a data scientist unsupervised at a party. pic.twitter.com/oilxVh7MhX

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@brentspargo Heh. I see where you’re going there, but no.

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Mon plan, confirmed: Pho; various bits of writing, depending on when the information comes in, Customs House Librar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zt

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awelder Only journalists and Liberals believe there is a surplus, or that the apparition of a surplus matters at all twitter.com/TheKouk/status…

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Goddammit, it IS going to leave a stain, and I only brought this one clean pair of pants down to Sydney with me. Annoyed.

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NewtonMark All these “surplus” takes are going to look incredibly thin if the iron ore spot price drops more than 1%.

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Oh FFS. This technology is da bomb. twitter.com/EinsteinsAttic…

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One thing I always liked about the Deloitte reports in the IT sector was that they showed their predictions from th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4I

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Also, a year later or whatever the forecast period was, do the goddam followup to show whose forecasts are worth pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hY

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This is all I need to know, really. Remember that episode of “The Hollowmen” when they were making up a Budget cent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j5

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FYI the stain on my pants is from where I just sprayed foaming hand wash into my crotch and nothing else.

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AndrewCMcCarthy Sir, in mobster lingo, a ‘rat’ is a witness who tells prosecutors real incriminating info. Perhaps a different word..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a3

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@dobes I think he just billowed up out of that grate in the lawn.

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This one seems more complicated than most, and even contains a jerk bird. @dobes twitter.com/midsomerplots/…

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@rgmerk @dobes @jpwarren Excellent, a “bright side”.

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natecochrane While those who are struggling deserve rental relief, I’m struggling to see how handing $6.6b to those who are alre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Md

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For those playing at home, Schedule 2 is primarily about “computer access warrants”, separate from the TAR/TAR/TCN..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lB

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Agreed. It strikes me as way too much work to try issuing a Technical Capability Notice (TCN) to every encrypted me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w5

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@mattcdef2000 [Nods] I’ve heard that before, and it’s a wonderful version of the song.

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This is an excellent story and now I want to know more. twitter.com/David1960Tx/st…

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Australia This was the moment Craig realised that he’d turned up at the wrong Christmas party… 🐨

(via Brian Duro at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qz

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TheShovel Morrison Responds To Everyday Concerns Of Australians By Recognising West Jerusalem As Israel’s Capital..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tl

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vermontgmg My guess is “accidentally not billing the Saudis $330 million for three years” wasn’t just an “accounting error,” e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rk

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AlsBoy Yes but pic.twitter.com/5lv0vCvLgV

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Being hissed at by @gathgwyn, who is an idiot.

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This tweet about Dolly Parton has certainly taken off. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Various bits of writing, depending on when the information comes in; 1530 ultrasound thing, Macqua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gb

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It’s a sunny day in Sydney, thanks to @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/c3jfieJdLo

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Monday. The first one will be at 10am. Watch out for it, and give it a name. Monday.

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@alexdante @TwitterAU I’ll try to organise an interview with @TwitterAU about moderation processes because there’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hV

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langnergroup Look kids, this is what can happen when you start a career in cyber security twitter.com/officialmcafee…

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@TwitterAU Calling a politician a moron, which is an opinion, is essentially protected political speech, even in Australia. @heather_wazza

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Here’s the thing. Someone must have complained about it, and some muppet at @TwitterAU upheld it as abuse or hate s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zC

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@swalesmetroprof @carolyn_hitt @GwdihwCafeBar I am now the first to confirm that I am a rum-addled colonial who wad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3U

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From the archives: Clarke and Dawe, “Quantitative Easing” youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2…

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SIGKILL “How to survive this downturn: increase rent, stop repairing shit for your tenants, and fire your workers”

why do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8W

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@carolyn_hitt (We’re very good at racism in Australia.)

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@carolyn_hitt In which case I withdraw. In AU these discussion have a distinctly racist twinge, because internation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f3

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