Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 18th, 2018

@DrRhysPockett @gathgwyn It happens best in the morning, because the crunchy food is more conducive to awkwardness while hissing.

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren Well, we know he was arrested at Christmas time somewhere, but we don’t know how long between..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BT

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@RealNickHodge Have you thought of joining the National Party?

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Wentworth Falls in the drizzle as night falls. pic.twitter.com/sqZCdHw61P

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DeptDefence

The Tactical Air Defence Radar System is operated by the @AusAirForce No. 114 Mobile Control & Re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0Q

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NewtonMark Incredible how the ALP can spend three days talking about their future and come out of it dying, “Yep, all good, do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hK

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@jpwarren “Brazil” is a Christmas movie. I watched it again the other night.

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erstkate Anyway I found this on a hard drive and I don’t know, maybe someone will appreciate it. pic.twitter.com/fr9BY06ofW

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@nedwin @developerjack I know nothing about your needs, but might @memberful be something to add to your list?

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Listening to the latest “Russia, If You’re Listening” podcast from @MatthewBevan, “Five ways it could end for Trump” pca.st/episode/86c3b2…

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best_in_dumbest We can be the “Smut”
in “Bismuth” pic.twitter.com/7SbikIf8TW

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riayn Nothing amuses me more than watching cats knocking stuff off shelves. twitter.com/snovit321/stat…

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Dear @theharryshearer, thanks for another lovely year of “Le Show”. I look forward to your holiday special next week.

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SuperCroup I think a contributing factor to Sydney’s infrastructure conundrum is that half of the city is built like it’s in E..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cV

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@CosmicRami Robotics engineers are the problem here.

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If you haven’t watched this yet, do so. twitter.com/MarkRober/stat…

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SoVeryFinnish Dealing with foreigners’ envy of our amazing passports often gets tiresome. pic.twitter.com/37QR0QXH4n

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“Mr President, we cannot allow a banana gap!” twitter.com/FlipTanedo/sta…

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@NewtonMark Hah! Now I’ll have to remember what I did. I’m thinking of doing a best-of series over summer.

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Why do we need 36 different flavours of frozen Fanta?

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evanwilliams SIX-WORD SHORT STORY OF THE FREELANCE WRITER..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7r

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TwopTwips CAT not paying you enough attention? Simply attach a couple of fake eyes to the back of its head. (via @siimonsez) pic.twitter.com/1Ml49B4Ljz

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“Government expects voters will ‘overlook’ Coalition’s treatment of women,” because obviously. Arsehats. abc.net.au/news/2018-12-1…

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“Leyonhjelm struggling to find colleague support in Hanson-Young defamation case,” so that’s good. abc.net.au/news/2018-12-1…

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Kate_McClymont When prosecutor Margaret Cunneen warmly greets Eddie Obeid as he is heading into court for his criminal trial which..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nm

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@johnthelutheran You’re only seeing the ones who feel that way, though.

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There’s three premium loin chops in that stack, interleaved with chutney. Yum. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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GuardianAus Fifty shades of g’day: MP sexting scandal turns Australians off beloved greeting trib.al/r3BGxQy

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@bairdjulia In many cases the “book” is produced with automated “summarisation” software.

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@bairdjulia Known phenomenon. There’s enough people who miss the caveat that it’s profitable.

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As another regular at the bar notes, “When you look deep into your heart, you know you truly deserved that, right?” All laugh.

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A tradie with experience in the oil and gas industry is regaling us with tales of how Vladivostok is such a shithol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9c

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dhh Defining the Real Startup as one that has hockey-stick growth out the gate, raises lots of money, forces people to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qo

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@NuclearAnthro It’s the local pub and I’m a front bar regular. They’ll feed me with a minimum of human casualties.

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I’m at The Grand View, and have been told the restaurant is fully booked for the pre-Christmas week. I’m in the fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4O

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@Wyld @ladyhana Wonderful. As I say, no rush. And I’ll see what’s available up here.

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@Wyld Well if the mood strikes… no rush. Address coming in DM.

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@Wyld And you’d be picking beard* hair out from between your teeth for days.

* Hoping that’s what it is.

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@Wyld Alpaca jerky, eh? The hipsters are certainly getting into jerky in a big way too, because the margins are hug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zY

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@formalbeer I do not yet have gout, so I figure I’m well within limits.

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If you haven’t figured out what to get me for Christmas yet, about 10kg of beef jerky could keep me going for a few days.

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@voltagex Bah. Select all, delete. If it’s important they’ll get in touch.

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rubyhamad White Man 1492–2017: Behold my whiteness. Bow down before my white skin, oh ye subject races. God has blessed thistwitter.com/i/web/status/1…UNRz

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“Parachute use did not reduce death or major traumatic injury when jumping from aircraft in the first randomized ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…83

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“Digital driver licence rollout to follow NSW election” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/digita…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia’s encryption laws are ‘highly unlikely’ to dragoon employees in secret”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ex

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@purserj @dobes @jeamland @zdnetaustralia @riskybusiness I’m guessing that the cyberfranger is only of value during cybersex.

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rachael_falk Scholarship opportunities with us @Cyber_Sec_CRC in 2019… twitter.com/cyber_sec_crc/…

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@christopherneal As I said in an email to @dobes just now, “I am generous of spirit today, in love with the world b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tN

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@purserj @jeamland @zdnetaustralia I just thought of someone but I haven’t seen him on the Twitters lately.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian government lags UK in deploying DMARC email spoofing prevention”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yP

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jpwarren The law is bad, but we voted for it, so it’s good actually, except where it isn’t. Or something. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Let’s hope the false positive rate is properly reported here. twitter.com/TransportforNS…

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains some cyber hygiene.

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@dobes That first one is an important news picture.

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Waiting for a response for a story I’m filing. And it’s just arrived. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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With 700 million iPhones in use in early 2017* we can call it 1 billion now, so that’s $9 per potential user. Sound..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lj

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mikko How much is your data worth? So much that Google just paid Apple $9 billion to be the default search engine in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cL

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WAITING PATIENTLY, but not for the usual thing.

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Here’s another one. Someone’s been handing out the pills before the votes were taken. twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@dobes I don’t know what’s in the treaty, but I doubt this will last.

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@glengyron To be fair, I’m pro nuclear war just like you.

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Orly? This is a surprising announcement. I wonder what our Special Friends across the Pacific will think of this. twitter.com/verbaliza/stat…

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TheShovel Andrew Broad has broken his silence, saying “I’m an Aussie lad, I know how to ride a horse, fly a plane and fuck my government”.

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NewtonMark Ramsay Centre pls twitter.com/tom_tanuki/sta…

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ellinghausen “And that is the only reason Therese and I are here today, to help beat Morrison, to help beat Murdoch and to help..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5u

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dril you know what wo uld be fun, would be if twitter hq just dumped a truck full of wet turds on my front lawn every day “In case I missed it”

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holly This is why techy ‘solutions’ for ageing and emergency care scare me. This one went out of business and this poor w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XU

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nickschadegg the polls never lie @UnionThugDan pic.twitter.com/uKzzTsTb1U

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Rob_Stott Pete Evans wants you to stare into the sun pic.twitter.com/dODAZ4HPCd

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TheKouk Top 10 tax to GDP ratios in Australia’s history

2004-05 24.3 Howard
2005-06 24.3 Howard
2000-01 24.2 Howard
200..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4k

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Picketer I once came a across a Sydney based firm who had a “Chief Imagination Officer” and it made me homicidal twitter.com/thomas_violenc…

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joshgnosis Quickest update pic.twitter.com/GhZCuT8mub

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Thank God it’s Friday.

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NewtonMark If I say it to a blue tick I’ll get banned. twitter.com/Twitter/status…

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@eddit0r @mattjhatton @dobes Yes, that was also part of choosing that plan, as well as the $10pm discount which mea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e9

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@jpwarren @dobes @dmeeze @mattjhatton I’ve never quite been sure why they pay me, but they’re a customer not an employer.

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glengyron Caleb is the Australian Dan Savage. Get used to it people.

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@jpwarren @dobes @dmeeze @mattjhatton Actually the pre-roll advert played just fine for me.

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@dmeeze @jpwarren @dobes @mattjhatton I get the feeling no one wants this device…

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acobb83 Hello AFP, I’d like to report a crime. A girl made me horny and lose my job

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@dobes @mattjhatton But yes, the staffer indicated that every player wins a prize.

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@dobes @mattjhatton Google Home is the perfect* companion for my iPhone.

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@mattjhatton @dobes Both. Telstra iPhone Xs 64GB, $129pm plan with the “usual” 60GB doubled to 120GB in the current..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BY

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I did a bad thing, but it came with a good thing. pic.twitter.com/LMCTvSCIVi

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chrisjoregan This ought to be good twitter.com/wp_alltrending…

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Abradamnlinkon man, let me tell you something twitter.com/undertheskiin/…

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formalbeer This is very normal twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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@zdnetaustralia Tue plan, confirmed: Slow start; errands (almost done); train to Wentworth Falls; write for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u6

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@BenAylett @zdnetaustralia Thanks. One aspect of this fear that I’m curious about is why They would approach indivi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cj

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@BenAylett @zdnetaustralia Yes, there’s a lot of fine-grained parsing of edge cases out there when I think the real..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Z

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Perennial gripe:

Me, a writer: “Here, I have written a thing about A, and as the headline says, it is about A.”

T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TB

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@ericscheid @zdnetaustralia Short response: Data retention agencies can be added at ministerial whim. Agencies for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nW

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martinwalsh Who needs satire when you’ve got real life… twitter.com/ned_donovan/st…

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Can someone please point @ridojiri to a good explanation of the kerfuffle in question? I’m happy to stay out of thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wp

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@BenAylett @zdnetaustralia That’s right, yes. What’s the ninth word in the headline?

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There seems to be a kerfuffle about ethics in games journalism this morning. I think I’m already across the tl;dr o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…db

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Speaking of cats, @gathgwyn has amused me this morning by once again forgetting that he can’t hiss at me with a mou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l9

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Dustinkcouch the worst part about putting your cat down is having to do it 9 times :(

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MatthewBevan The Coalition really has to figure this out. The Nats keep harshing ScoMo’s buzz at the worst possible moments. twitter.com/bevanshields/s…

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nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH FIFTY SHADES OF GDAY

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@ki_sekiya Oh there’s that, but that’s virtually every day. It’s “just” another Annoying Side Effects morning, I guess.

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@zdnetaustralia Alternatively, you could read the 1800-word explainer I wrote last week. “What’s actually in Austra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rx

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s encryption laws are ‘highly unlikely’ to dragoon employees in secret”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vx

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start; train to Wentworth Falls; write for @zdnetaustralia; record the Trigger Words draw for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vS

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I’m starting up very slowly this morning for reasons unknown. Annoyed.

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alynwallace Possibly the most insane single exposure I’ve ever taken. Just as I asked my friend Jens to point at Comet 46P/Wirt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5t

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jturner_au The CISO Lens benchmark 2018 is now available. The cyber security leaders from 41 leading organisations in Australi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8X

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BuzzFeedNews A man who illegally killed hundreds of deer has been ordered by a judge to watch Disney’s “Bambi” once a month in j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fV

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Tuesday. It’s an Elvis Presley song you’re thinking of. Tuesday.

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