Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 29th, 2018

@jonoabroad True. I don’t want to listen to any of these arsehats.

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@jeamland I will concede that I have been younger, yes.

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I don’t know why people think I want to hear their opinions when they are wrong.

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@felix_manig People keep wanting me to talk about some service they access through the iTunes brand. I’m talking about iTunes the software.

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@noreasonspec @bunjaree People who tweet about a topic know a lot about that topic? You must be new here.

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@noreasonspec @bunjaree As you may have guessed by now, this is a topic I’ve engaged with from an early age. :)

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@noreasonspec @bunjaree We didn’t have the hail, but the lightning storm was intense.

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@noreasonspec @bunjaree But before that, knowing how cold fronts work is a better beginning. apollo.lsc.vsc.edu/classes/met130…

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@noreasonspec @bunjaree I’m not sure which ones you mean, but warm moist air colliding with mountains is one of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r8

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@noreasonspec One thing I’ve noticed up here is when thunderstorms roll in from the west, they seem to break like a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u4

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@noreasonspec Entering the rabbit-hole via Wikipedia’s “Climate of Sydney” page would seem to a dangerous enough pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gx

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@noreasonspec Anything beyond this I’m talking out of my arse.

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@noreasonspec This is pushing my knowledge, but say if Katoomba were getting a stream of warm air from one directio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0c

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@noreasonspec Air temperature generally drops with altitude, until it doesn’t. The ocean thing, yes, sea breezes ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F4

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@noreasonspec Two reasons. Katoomba is almost 1000 metres higher than Penrith. More importantly, perhaps, Katoomba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C8

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Back at @bunjaree, and the heat is definitely not making me cranky.

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Alexander Downer in Alexander Downer being a goose shock.

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The air conditioning isn’t hold up under the pressure.

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@snare Programmers who don’t wear a suit, you mean?

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@thealexfreeman Sigh. And apparently that’s literally why we can’t have nice things. Ain’t it grand!

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And speaking of hot, I’m now sitting on Blacktown station platform 5, with around 12 minutes until the arrives.

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@thealexfreeman So, to make sure I’m understanding you, I’m making a comment about software design, and your respon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W3

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The rather hot young guy sitting on the other side is currently checking Grindr profiles.

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@buckleup Yeah I’m not looking forward to it.

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@cxi To be fair, so is everything else.

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realDeanCool At least we know how the Cronulla Riots would have been reported today. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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At least we left Strathfield well ahead of schedule. It was timetabled with a 17-minute wait but it was just a coup..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pK

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The two ladies next to me are discussing their plans to move to Sylvania. In a series of nasal squawks.

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We’ll be in this jerking sweatbox for 35 minutes, allegedly.

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Shitty rail replacement bus on route 111 express from Strathfield to Blacktown. We are all sweating and uncomfortab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cw

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@thealexfreeman You know iTunes does a lot more than sell music from Apple Music, right?

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@SnarkyPlatypus It comes from living in a self-referential bubble of grievances. And, of course, just being cunts.

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OK, I’m gonna get the rest of this plan under way. It’s still the hot part of the day, but I’m getting bored. Train..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…47

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What’s so different about starting drinking at 10am? twitter.com/TechnicallyRon…

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wolfcat When you have been out of the country too long… pic.twitter.com/8Spr0Z71LX

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Watching “Frankie Boyle’s New World Order” 2018 Review youtube.com/watch?v=eZtOyi…

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@BDC8495 That’s OK, I don’t know where that is.

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@sylmobile The best Twitter block list would be every username starting with an @.

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@BDC8495 Yesterday’s temperature chart for Canterbury, the closest to Ashfield, shows it dropping pretty sharply af..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oq

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@BDC8495 This is true, and I did know this. But I’ve got a bit of a walk to Ashfield station which doesn’t look all that flash.

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@johnmcternan OMG yes it was! Memories, Sir. Memories!

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Sat plan, confirmed: Laundry, tidying, bump out of Ashfield (almost ready); train-bus-train to Wentworth Falls, try..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zW

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@johnmcternan Now that I don’t know! If that’s true then there may be some, um, legacy issues. But I think it justi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KF

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@rubyblue70 I wouldn’t use the word “laser” as such…

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@eldonnn That can’t be right. Markets solve everything.

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@mwyres Ah yes, that there are. You have my sympathies, and I’m glad I don’t have that particular burden.

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HeerJeet I’m not sure that being a bodyguard to JFK and Lord Mountbatten is something I’d boast about. twitter.com/BelTel/status/…

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Why is iTunes such a piece of shit?

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@mwyres Ah, I see you’ve played this game before!

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Rediscovering something inconvenient regarding large quantities of fruit juice.

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@NicholasFryer @garthk Oh for sure. And anal probes do get the juices flowing.

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@garthk @NicholasFryer He writes actual scripts, whereas I have notes. (In the distant past I scripted the opening..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI

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@BDC8495 @TripView Fair enough. Whatever direction you travel in, you’ll end up somewhere.

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@BDC8495 @TripView Why wouldn’t you have it turned on?

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@allisonr That’s a bit too five-dimensional chess for the post office, I think.

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Oh well done all round. Since they’re the Royal Mail, I assume that Her Majesty can arrange for them all to be behe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dB

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“The tantric secrets of Mary, Queen of Scots alone have the power to bring the most frigid of kings and consorts to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fZ

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@TripView @BDC8495 Yeah I definitely didn’t want to spend two days at Strathfield station.

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TheOnion ‘I Must Make Sure You Have The Skills To Please My Grandson,’ Says Queen Elizabeth Disrobing Before Meghan Markle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nt

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@BDC8495 @TripView Ah! Automatic routing was turned on, but that only affects newly-created trips. Deleting the tri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dh

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@SnarkyPlatypus It does seem close, yes. In the back of my head is also the phrase “Well, no new laptop for you,” w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nL

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@TripView Nope, I do not have this new thing.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m trying to work up a joke based on “Does two-factor authentication still work if one of the fact..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h4

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@twiddlekins @R_Chirgwin @CARROT_app Has anyone told you to get fucked yet this morning?

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@R_Chirgwin @CARROT_app I’m already across it, and am having a sad.

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The train-bus-train thing is due to trackwork. I understand it, but poor @TripView can’t quite figure out what to d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jv

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Sat plan, outline draft: Laundry, tidying, and bump out of Ashfield; train-bus-train to Wentworth Falls, trying not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A0

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It’s only a small thing, @CARROT_app, but reducing Sydney’s forecast temperature by a couple of degrees today will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h2

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Saturday. You know it is. Stop lying. Saturday.

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