Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 30th, 2018

24 hours to go.

via TweetDeck

@BenMoretti @Rashas_Mo @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Once I’m past the usual Freelancer Holiday Cashflow Hell period I’ll s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8L

via TweetDeck in reply to BenMoretti

@juhasaarinen Since when have I ever done any of that?

via TweetDeck in reply to juhasaarinen

@LovelyCorrine I’ll have to grab that story from you next time I’m in Hobart.

via TweetDeck in reply to LovelyCorrine

@BenMoretti @Rashas_Mo @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Mate, I’m not made of limes. They don’t grow on trees, you know.

via TweetDeck in reply to BenMoretti

Important jerk bird video for the attention of @dobes. twitter.com/invisibleman_1…

via TweetDeck

To be fair, this was an excellent policy. twitter.com/Scarfolk/statu…

via TweetDeck

New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 448: Christmas, summer, and normal activities” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/44… Covers 23–30 Dectwitter.com/i/web/status/1…CAAp

via TweetDeck

@developerjack Look this has all been fun I’m sure but sometimes you just take things too far.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to developerjack

Apparently it has not yet been long.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@garystark I took your question seriously, but as I say, fuck you.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@garystark Sincere the supermarket is only a block away from one of the two busiest ranks in the upper Blue Mountai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GC

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to garystark

@Rashas_Mo Maybe if @R_Chirgwin came to his senses and razed @bunjaree to plant a lime orchard we wouldn’t have these problems.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Rashas_Mo

When you call for a cab and the operator says “Won’t be long” you know it will be, otherwise they wouldn’t have mentioned it.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

I bet it’s down to all these fucking hipsters making boutique gin. Now I can barely afford limes for my boutique gin.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Limes, mind you, are $20 per kilogram. That’s what will really destroy the housing market.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Avocados are $8 per kilogram St Woolworths Leura.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

MikeCarlton01 Scientists are baffled by a small clump of strange organisms found washed up yesterday on a Queensland beach.
“We’v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g3

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@nazzer Well, tell them they’re wrong. Nothing at all Armenian about me.

via TweetDeck in reply to nazzer

@trentyarwood I’m liking how he’s holding the crocodile clips in his bare fingers. That’s beautiful, that is.

via TweetDeck in reply to trentyarwood

OK, you have to watch this because: (a) electricity; (b) a true learning experience. twitter.com/Abs0lutZr0/sta…

via TweetDeck

The hero we truly need in our troubled times. twitter.com/notmeraymond/s…

via TweetDeck

Goodness me, I just got a knock on the door from the Gin Fairy. Not quite fairytale grace, charm, and sparkles, but he did bring gin.

via TweetDeck

@AndrewRJamieson Yeah look can we please not talk about that thank you very much.

via TweetDeck in reply to AndrewRJamieson

@LovelyCorrine OK, so either you’re cursed, or you’ve found someone… oh, what’s that word again for people who really stationery?

via TweetDeck in reply to LovelyCorrine

macaulaybalkan it’s like ‘getting ratioed on twitter’ is the only KPI for people at the IPA

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Now I want some rude and unreasonable chicken. Ping @DavidFeng. twitter.com/LanguageLog/st…

via TweetDeck

@LovelyCorrine “Doodle” is a perfectly good word.

via TweetDeck in reply to LovelyCorrine

RyanLizza 12-year-old explaining social media to his younger brother: “Twitter is where famous people yell at each other and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Apropos nothing in particular, remember the minister who can’t do percentages? I wonder who that might be. dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/s…

via TweetDeck

Sun plan, post-nap remainder, having slept through the heat anyway: Shopping, Leura; consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to stilgherrian

EVERALDATLARGE My friends in tell me rant is start of his campaign to oust in February. He knows voter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…II

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

LibyaLiberty Borrowing from Peter to pay Paul as part of a master plan to pressure Peter to buy from Paul who is no longer doing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

stilgherrian Here in Australia, 30 December is celebrated as National Potato Awareness Day. Except by actual potatoes, of course.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

rharris334 One Cabinet minister on the usefulness of Peter Dutton’s contribution today: “maybe he is just an egotistical moron..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

It’s true. Give yourself a holiday treat. Also works with whiskey. twitter.com/HappySinger/st…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@BundyB @mattjhatton @R_Chirgwin I acknowledge that I have sleeping problems, but that’s not relevant.

via TweetDeck in reply to BundyB

@corduroy @michaelneale @R_Chirgwin Here’s its flight path prior to that. There’s a couples of other segments for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

captwavey @prasejeebus I thought you were joking - but they are a goldmine of self-deprecating humour & absurdity! pic.twitter.com/0WOLv8VwrI

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:25 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

prasejeebus Kate Beckinsale’s Instagram is extremely underrated pic.twitter.com/wLIHBjTypD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:25 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Sun plan, an update: Laundry (done); shopping, Katoomba (despite the heat, because I’m busy tomorrow); consider the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WC

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

KBCanB Sure signs the next
Exhibit-A: Happy family (well…not the kid on the right - he was clearly force..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

“The Underpants Compromise” by Robert Ludlam.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

I reached a compromise with respect to the underpants situation.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@bigbadave That has to be a conscious direction decision for that shot.

via TweetDeck in reply to bigbadave

@MariellaAttard1 I used to have a sarong, much the same thing.

via TweetDeck in reply to MariellaAttard1

“50 Reasons Why 1970s Men’s Fashion Should Never Come Back” boredpanda.com/funny-1970s-me… There’s some magic here. pic.twitter.com/EKhPTGrKZD

via TweetDeck

@jonesytheteachr Well times change! I don’t know these things any more.

via TweetDeck in reply to jonesytheteachr

@PeteLawler Maybe I need some sort of Underpants Klaxon to give people a three-minute warning.

via TweetDeck in reply to PeteLawler

@jetztgibtshaue Look, they might be lovely people. Flying in with the private helicopters. Such people are always lovely.

via TweetDeck in reply to jetztgibtshaue

@gths @RealNickHodge I think that’s further up the hill.

via TweetDeck in reply to gths

@PeteLawler Look I agree, but I’ve already put on the underpants, and taking them off again would be more work.

via TweetDeck in reply to PeteLawler

@RealNickHodge Good thinking. So all we need to do is pop over the the school grounds, distracted the pilots, etc…

via TweetDeck in reply to RealNickHodge

@N0mad1c Except it’s no cooler up here today.

via TweetDeck in reply to N0mad1c

I’ve reached a difficult point in the day’s proceedings. The laundry is almost ready to hang out, but I’m not sure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OT

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Beluga Aviation looks like they’ve got some nice kit, if you’re into that sort of thing.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Likely scenario: Some function such as a wedding nearby, one helicopter belonging to The Important Family, the othe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xX

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Right, so one’s been hired for a day trip. And Beluga Aviation offers “Private Jet Management, VIP Helicopter Chart..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tr

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@SnarkyPlatypus Is this about the Iced Vo-Vo thing again?

via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

If you took the arsehole out of Peter Dutton there wouldn’t be much left. twitter.com/purserj/status…

via TweetDeck

Yes. That’s how infinity works. twitter.com/FiveThirtyEigh…

via TweetDeck

And run at a massive loss, for tax reasons.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

I am now running out of enthusiasm for this thread, so I’ll leave to someone else to look up who owns these helicop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RW

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Meanwhile, both VH-ZOH and VH-XNR have landed in Pitt Park, or the grounds of the Blue Mountains Grammar School, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FR

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

All of the local rescue and air ambulance services use the AW139, and their regular path west takes them past..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ho

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

The unmistakable sound of not one, but two AgustaWestland 139 helicopters. Both privately owned, both now manoeuvri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MV

via Tweetbot for iΟS

I was going to use this photo for the Weekly Wrap today, but somehow it doesn’t seem appropriate any more. Plus it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XP

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@developerjack @michaelneale Well as you know I’m always an optimist.

via TweetDeck in reply to developerjack

@developerjack @michaelneale Better than half the actual profiles, if we’re being honest.

via TweetDeck in reply to developerjack

@developerjack @michaelneale Yeah I think he was somewhere near your patch. I’m not all that inspired to go searchi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iR

via TweetDeck in reply to developerjack

@developerjack @michaelneale And in finding that tweet, my search also threw up this blast from the past. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@Idealaw Well you need to share your knowledge with the rest of Australia!

via TweetDeck in reply to Idealaw

@max_au Wow. I’m impressed. I can’t be arsed trying to figure out whether it scans or not, but wow.

via TweetDeck in reply to max_au

@CosmicRami There’s a wide range of acceptable activities.

via TweetDeck in reply to CosmicRami

Stop whining, @developerjack, it could be full of wasps. twitter.com/developerjack/…

via TweetDeck

Here in Australia, 30 December is celebrated as National Potato Awareness Day. Except by actual potatoes, of course.

via TweetDeck

@jeffsonstein @CARROT_app That’s true joy of nuclear war, the sense of belonging, of being part of something bigger..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B7

via TweetDeck in reply to jeffsonstein

@BlueJayGliding Just the right amount, I’d have thought.

via TweetDeck in reply to BlueJayGliding

@jeffsonstein You can always rely on @CARROT_app to bring some magic into your life.

via TweetDeck in reply to jeffsonstein

@TheDanBarrett Well, Dan, I forgot to mention that I’ve been doing the shopping in this outfit recently. twitter.com/BobGrrl/status…

via TweetDeck in reply to TheDanBarrett

@TheDanBarrett There’s obviously a certain inevitably about it, is there not?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to TheDanBarrett

Sun plan, draft: Slow start with laundry; Sunday Lunch then shopping, Katoomba; consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

GreenJ They could keep that as Gerard’s headline in perpetuity pic.twitter.com/3gIbikbIxS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Dec 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Here is a tweet about the weather. @CARROT_app has arranged for it to be just as annoying as down in Sydney. pic.twitter.com/a3R3sxnsU9

via Tweetbot for iΟS

VamonosLA Periodic reminder that Bolivia’s prosperity has led to an Aymara-led architecture movement that absolutely slaps. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Np

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:41 AM, Dec 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Sunday. How many atoms are in your fingers? Is it too many? Could there be better ways to use these atoms? Sunday.

via Tweetbot for iΟS