Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 31st, 2018

heldavidson GUYS THERE’S A VIDEO AND WE HAVE IT.
Cane toads snake a ride on python to escape storm in northern Australia theguardian.com/environment/20…

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pattymo This is truly quite a website pic.twitter.com/RBoCHs8LLD

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“Secret Nazi Antarctic Base - Fact or Fiction?” youtube.com/watch?v=Rs0ZaC…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I thought he lived in Potts Point overlooking the navy base.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 Anyone who lives in Woollahra is a cunt.

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johnb78 Any newspaper that spruiks the hyperloop without running - in the headline - the phrase “this won’t work and the pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cs

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@jtwyman I’ve only had the Signature Gin, but it’s very good.

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benpobjie And cows actually MAKE the stuff!

One more reason to twitter.com/peta/status/10…

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@munin Tequila is responsible for so many complicated stories.

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@munin And yet there should still be more to this story.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jetztgibtshaue Fewer backpackers would be an acceptable outcome.

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I feel there’s more to this story. twitter.com/backupbear/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I should join the IPA. Then I’d actually get paid for shitposting crap all day.

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@jetztgibtshaue I accept that this product has a distant connection with actual limes, but it’s now the same.

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@liedra It’s a national catastrophe.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Further to our discussion, “The British military is struggling to reorganise for a new cold war in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VR

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pixelatedboat Please share this true story that happened pic.twitter.com/FFl32a2tBq

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nnwakelam I’d swap Western Australia or Queensland for New Zealand any day.

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If you want to catch up on past episodes, I’ve now put ALL of them on @spreaker. spreaker.com/show/the9pmedi…

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If you want to end 2018 on a terrible note, here’s the episode of “The 9pm Edict” that was recorded just before Chr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1J

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Once more I am making use of the Twenty Third Street Signature Gin from Renmark, because the Gin Fairy delivered so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1T

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All this talk about the British Empire on a hot day, I require a gin and tonic.

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@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus And what do you have against sheep, exactly?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well indeed. If Britain feels that it needs to maintain trade routes to, say, Singapore, then coope..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ho

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m fascinated by the idea that a Britain which can’t afford a network of overseas bases now would..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qC

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It’s going to be a long summer… twitter.com/dailytelegraph…

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“My Health Record had 42 data breaches in 2017-18 but no ‘malicious’ attacks: ADHA” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/my-hea…

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bigjsl Thanks for clarifying this. twitter.com/brucerossbrc/s…

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@roseannebyrne @irisherself It does sound lovely, yes, but I’m looking at something lighter. Also, I’m not heading..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zN

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the_patima I’m reconsidering the definition of the best thing that’s happened to me this year because… I have just found thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eu

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The @ASDGovAu plans to publish a two-volume history in 2022, to coincide with the 75th anniversary of the creation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kD

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@joannejacobs Well that sounds very handy indeed!

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@Wyld I’m glad I’m finally catching up with 2018.

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@irisherself Thank you very much. Now I have to figure out what I want to eat. This is an important question.

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@Wyld Every minute is a fierce pace.

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Maybe I should make some predictions for 2019. After all, I was right about Trump.

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jonkudelka It’s Been A Long Year in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/QlczzZJ2Qk

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Mon plan, supplemental: Later up I might tweet some of my highlights for 2018, though of course there’s an entire c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OF

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Further alleged plans are in the Weekly Wrap, though if you actually take a look you’ll find that the alleged plans..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zK

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TheTweetOfGod Wishing you all a happy and healthy 2020, because 2019 is going to suck.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Epigrammist I think the lobster was the first truly alien critter I got to know as a kid.

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Mon plan, eventual draft: Sleep in (done); potter around in a reflective mood; whinge on Twitter; eat random things..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…My

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snurb_dot_info in a nutshell. twitter.com/CiroV1/status/…

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@CARROT_app Ah! I misread a thing. It’s actually a 70% chance of rain in the upper Blue Mountains, and @rainparrot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OB

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@SnarkyPlatypus Not a subject for a Japanese script, I would think.

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PhillipAdams_1 Hand you noticed the eerie physical resemblance of Alexander Downer and Humphrey B Bear? Both from Adelaide yet never seen together.

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GonzoHacker I thought that was a timestamp but apparently it’s the whole article pic.twitter.com/4CcmOWq7cp

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tacticalmaid Just realised, “credentials” looks a lot like the word “genitals” at a glance.

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Why do people put themselves through this shit? twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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@Epigrammist @SnarkyPlatypus And it’s kind of correct. The Merlion is still quite disappointing though.

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I really hope this 30% chance of rain becomes a reality, @CARROT_app. It would be a lovely way to end the year. pic.twitter.com/LxlYtW9g6x

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BettyBowers When you can peel off a decal, but can’t roll down a condom. pic.twitter.com/FCX7HnFYp7

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oberonsghost Has anyone seen Dutton’s cat? twitter.com/fightingtories…

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Monday. Soak in white vinegar for an hour before eating. You can also do this with your food. Monday.

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@franksting @erstkate Just take your own bottle of whiskey, and sit in the corner getting rat-arsed until you start..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AQ

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@kcarruthers @NewtonMark Yeah get it right. You don’t have to reanimate them before you fuck them. It’s optional.

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@kcarruthers @NewtonMark I must admit, though, it’s a bit of a turn-on.

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@NewtonMark @kcarruthers Oh is he? I hadn’t noticed what must be very subtle manoeuvring.

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KarlreMarks If they want to run the UK exactly like they ran the British Empire, they should get competent Asians and Africans..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wY

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