Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 7th, 2019

jennymparks Strong contender in a crowded field for the most eccentric Xmas decoration - an Anna Wintour tree bauble. pic.twitter.com/zTVDjpWyao

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This makes sense. (I’m also dismissing the comments about the over-45s just having better suits, because the “Haha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nN

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samanthamaiden BREAKING: Bob Hawke’s daughter has lodged a $4 million claim against his estate alleging she was raped in the 1980s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yi

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No, some of them seem to develop a coherent conservative intellectual framework as well. Or maybe they’re the ones..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…js

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How come every “conservative commentator” under the age of about 45 is just a fuckwit in a cheap suit and some sort of personality disorder?

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aaronch3n The SB in Nike SB stands for Sarah Blasko

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“The 9pm Edict” podcast is made possible by the generosity of its listeners. Please subscribe for special benefits..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Na

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It’s Saturday night, so if you’ve completely failed to pick up or just hate yourself you might find the sexual cont..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kp

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@adlrope @Davelennonabc @AlexanderDowner I am more than familiar with the podcast. :) He is such a goose.

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@Davelennonabc Sorry you’re quite right. He is a loyal footsoldier and renown brain genius, an ornament of the Great American Experiment.

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@joannejacobs @paulwallbank Dylan is not worth spending any more effort on. I’m bored now.

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@joannejacobs @paulwallbank Bob Dylan is tuneless nasal dumb boomer tripe.

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dannolan Imagine how angry journos would be about the fires if they made fun of them on Twitter

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@franksting @JonoH A good troll works like the best fishing lure, and this is one excellent fish.

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ellinghausen Pyrocumulus cloud caused by North Black Range bushfire near Braidwood seen from Canberra pic.twitter.com/jabC8oLRfB

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@IanKath The app itself doesn’t make the rain, alas.

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I honestly thought this poll result would be closer. pic.twitter.com/RkhWZrCOJ4

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@JonoH @franksting She’s making a joke comment. But people are having trouble with that.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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Yes, yes, I know you’re all sick of photos of the orange Sun in Sydney but here’s another one. pic.twitter.com/1uMMxF7iRw

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nickschadegg what would daffy duck say about the greens voting down the cprs in 2009 pic.twitter.com/ZM8OACYK3M

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_SJPeace_ A HERO

This 17 y/o Muslim girl lead over 100 students to safety in her Mosque when a shooting unfolded in her scho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S1

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tfswebb google reviews of the oxford english dictionary pic.twitter.com/NCgypBlxXz

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joshgnosis Troll level 9,000 pic.twitter.com/zFBxXAO1kO

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REMINDER: It’s still not safe to turn on your televisions. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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OzKitsch find someone who looks at you like @billshortenmp looks at a lobster pic.twitter.com/aeYi8LIisE

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@twcau @jxeeno @johnb78 @dobes And I see there’s also an SMH story from two days ago.

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@twcau @jxeeno @johnb78 @dobes This seems to have snuck up on me. Embarrass.

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@johnb78 @s3_gunzel @jxeeno @dobes Indeed. Anyway people who know people tell me it’s next Saturday.

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@CameronCollie I’ll put some thought and gin into it over summer. :)

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@s3_gunzel @jxeeno @johnb78 @dobes They can’t delay it to 21 Dec, that’d look lame.

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@CameronCollie I need to work this up into a treatment, don’t I.

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@purserj Yes, it was not entirely terrible!

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At Randwick right now, a bunch of Light Rail Information staff are being trained, and herded onto a tram. I reckon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bS

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Idea for a TV series: “Once Were Trophy Wives”. Though it’d actually be quite sad. Even as a comedy.

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@purserj None in this room right now, but probably later.

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If this is true, if it requires more thinking, then we’re fucked. twitter.com/mattgillard/st…

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You know you’re in the eastern suburbs when the Leopard-Print Ladies are lunching. pic.twitter.com/rXaT2MXcru

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Listening to “Any Stupid Questions about… The 2019 General Election Campaign?” part 2. pca.st/bxisbm31 pic.twitter.com/LRXEhppY7W

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@billbennettnz Although these ones aren’t in passenger-carrying operations yet.

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akacrispy If my employer ever thanks the cops for murdering me on the job feel free to throw a brick through their window twitter.com/ups/status/120…

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Well indeed. I’m also enjoying “short-barrelled rifle”, a thing from the US National Firearms Act of 1934, rather..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU

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Are you saying that Canberra Airport was unsafe? twitter.com/ACTPolicing/st…

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Maybe I shouldn’t have said that.

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People do know that the federal government has nothing to do with NYE fireworks, right? twitter.com/colmirgo/statu…

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@manindotblack “This pleasing plug is the culmination of everything you want in anal satisfaction. These jelly anal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OR

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Listening to “Any Stupid Questions about… The 2019 General Election Coverage?” part 1. pca.st/b408ysbi pic.twitter.com/lBHOCosQak

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This is all getting out of hand.

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@bignominious2 @bastardsheep @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland This is getting more complicated than I’d imagined.

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@bastardsheep @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland Well, I think you’re thinking too much about the furnishings an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lS

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Sat plan, remainder: Fish’n’chips and white wine, Randwick; visit patients at Prince of Wales Hospital*; bus to Cen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5q

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@BenMHZ @RadioFreeTom There’s a mental image that none of us needed.

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland I’d never considered the possibility of Communal Nipples before. My eyes have been opened.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Thanks everyone. I will re-visit him after lunch and after the doctor has done their rounds. twitter.com/garystark/stat…

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DavidLarter True Fact: The Coast Guard is responsible for up to 93 percent of the United States’ good karma twitter.com/USCG/status/12…

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domknight Wasn’t my choice of pull quote but it isn’t untrue! From The @australian Magazine today, in the service of plugging..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iV

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@jetztgibtshaue @SnarkyPlatypus That’s one heck of a selling point for our public health system.

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@franksting @SnarkyPlatypus Will do. I’m making a group get well card out of a page I just tore out of a Moleskine notebook.

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@WarWraith @SnarkyPlatypus Yep. I’m making a list as we speak.

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@manindotblack Yeah let’s leave this whole idea lapse now.

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@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jeamland “The 9pm Justin Trudeau’s Nipple Controversy”.

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Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jeamland. The nipples thing is also… remarkable. twitter.com/ChappellTracke…

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@twcau @dobes Indeed. I would like parrots like that to replace many aspects of modern society.

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@SnarkyPlatypus In a @SnarkyPlatypus update, I can tell you that unfortunately he’s not dead yet, despite his best..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mJ

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@jpwarren I shall be Sister Dwayne. Is there a St Dwayne?

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@DDsD See, I resisted that line.

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@dobes @oberonsghost @rohan_p I am ready for the toilet water based New World Order.

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gevauden And then
“Daddy, I like your veins!”

Yeah, mate, that’s not creepy at all.

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@dobes @rohan_p Already tagged for this week’s podcast. Also the one about toilet water.

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@jonoabroad I’d chosen to let that one through to the keeper because it was so lame. But you went there.

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@jonoabroad I hope she’s hiding under a wet blanket.

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spies_please This is going to be the perfect gift for my sister who fucking cheese love… and wine! pic.twitter.com/RxhkhHLNIk

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gevauden “I’m a doctor. So I need to chop your arm off.”
“Um. Why?”
“Coz there’s worms! *makes removing worms motions*
Now w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yr

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@i386 Dammit I seem to have fallen off the zeitgeist. Sorry.

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Just missed my train stop. Labor’s fault.

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edbott Weird how Elon’s propensity for having carnal knowledge of goats never came up during this defamation trial.

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Sydney Trains rocks. (No of course I’m not sorry.) pic.twitter.com/zPKczTTyfu

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@caldron_baidu Thanks. A few people have referred this to me but I haven’t watched it yet.

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@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @egadheg A boarding party of about 20 seems right.

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seamus Tired of your resident family Boomers spouting Murdoch talking points? Buy them a @SatPaper subscription for Christ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tJ

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@johnthelutheran Your illustration does suggest an efficient method, yes.

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AgnessMack And here’s Cartoonist of the Year, @jonkudelka, in today’s @SatPaper pic.twitter.com/5S8wOrLikx

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@johnthelutheran I guess so. Plus that guy was rude about his death-trap “submarine”.

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@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @egadheg Well, I can arrange for there to be a selection of people in uniforms.

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@johnthelutheran Yeah I dunno what the fuck is going on any more.

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ONE HOUR LEFT IN THIS IMPORTANT POLL PLEASE RETWEET. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@reselsnark For any major public figure, really. They’ve got a playbook now.

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When this backup finishes I’m going to get this show on the road.

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@SwiftOnSecurity Boomers do spend more of their time in toilets. It’s an ageing thing. Eventually we will all filte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sl

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@gths [Nods] I’m with you on that now. None of this ever happened.

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Ms_Riley_Guprz Stop lying to your kids about Santa.

St. Nicholas was a real person, and he was shot down by NORAD in 1958 and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I1

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I think what this really means is that Mr Trump has been troubled by floaters recently. Maybe a doctor could explai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gW

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This so-called “weather forecast” for the upper Blue Mountains is hilarious: Smoke. Smoke. Hot smoke. pic.twitter.com/DObX4iFvDT

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GrogsGamut The latest emissions projections to 2030 are out. And even with the very nicely revised down projections we are sti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nx

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LibDemPress This would be a lot better if we invited a third person? twitter.com/misszing/statu…

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I’m not sure I like the idea of a secretive government agency deciding which democratically elected politicians can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R6

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gths USD3500 what pic.twitter.com/B1UY9sEOjq

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karbonbased That’s the solution were looking for pic.twitter.com/8wKYj1BNsW

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@SimonXCIV What a gloriously failed panorama.

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@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @egadheg I would wake everyone at 3am to shout about something I’d just dreamed.

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Typical. In NSW we’ll all either burn to death or choke on the smoke. In Victoria they’ll be killed by flower spunk..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OV

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jonkudelka Incredible twitter.com/jazzemu_/statu…

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@dobes @egadheg I mean… wha… why… how does… [collapses, crying].

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@dobes @egadheg OK, my brain is now totally broken.

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stilgherrian Richard Dawkins is the Gamergate of atheism. Discuss.

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stilgherrian Oh, is Richard Dawkins being a cunt? Must be a day with a Y in it.

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stilgherrian Or maybe Richard Dawkins is the Germaine Greer of molecular biology.

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stilgherrian If Richard Dawkins were any bigger a cunt you’d be able to birth rhino twins through him.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Labor’s plan to fix Australia’s encryption laws doesn’t go far enough,” but yeah it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jw

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stilgherrian HMAS Canberra (L02) at Fleet Base East, photographed while Sydney was smothered in bushfire smoke. pic.twitter.com/WPPUWS736C

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Sat plan, rough draft: Bump out of Ashfield; visit patient at Prince of Wales hospital; lunch, Randwick; visit a di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9w

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RadioFreeTom Current U.S. strategic nuclear arsenal: 1400+ warheads twitter.com/MrDanZak/statu…

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@NickyWill100 Is that still James Packer’s boat?

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@NewtonMark Well this makes me feel a lot better about the world. :)

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Saturday. Please carry a bucket of cornflakes with you at all times. Saturday.

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