Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 11th, 2019

MirrorBreaking_ BREAKING Boris Johnson hides in fridge instead of answering Good Morning Britain questions
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@erstkate I had to retweet it without the typo.

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I just heard the phrase, not about me, “You look like you’ve been rimming a pig,” and now my evening is complete.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The thing about Mamak is that it really is for the kind of people who go to Mamak.

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SnarkyPlatypus I am so surprised* twitter.com/dmaguz/status/…

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@johnb78 I assume this is a Grindr follow-up?

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@ecocreative @patrickgjackson When you have tired of watching Boris Johnson stacking crates you have tired of life.

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patrickgjackson There’s a first time for everybody to stack a crate twitter.com/borisjohnson/s…

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@LyraMoonShadow @Asher_Wolf I don’t know what that might refer to — I’m blocked — but nah I have an actual doctor.

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I’m guessing the big tree is for Jesus and the other two are for Gestas and Dismas. twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…

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@jonkudelka It’s going to take forever to get all those seagulls off that.

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Pondering the wisdom of potatoes.

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@Ant_Br0 @thornae Knew it. Attention-seeking little fuckers.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No. Well, not unless they’re really hot.

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This horse looks so, so depressed. twitter.com/Cottonbuds_/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hahahahaha have you MET psychiatrists?

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@TooheyMatthew Maybe. They’re both really stupid name-calling though.

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adamliaw I used to believe all the scientists in the world when they said climate change was real, but recently a guy on Twi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oe

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I haven’t been called a social, justice warrior for ages. It’s kinda cute. It’s put me into quite the nostalgic mood.

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@jason_emmons @OlavFolland @NuclearAnthro Wow I really have touched a nerve, haven’t I lol. Rolling out the really big insults! Heh. Tosser.

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@purserj @SteveMolk It’s an OK garden, sure. They do the best with what they have at Prince of Wales.

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@dfg77 @SteveMolk I definitely did not need this.

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@NickyWill100 That $34 will run out pretty quickly.

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@purserj @SteveMolk There has been too much going-to-hospital among my friends lately. It’s not fair. I didn’t cause any of it!

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@firstdogonmoon @manindotblack @dobes Because like you I am an internet thing-maker, tasked with making internets f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T5

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@SteveMolk I reckon you did this for the “Full/Thin” diet. Full report please. (Also, may good fortune go with you.)

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Wondering whether I’m up for some solid food this evening.

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_slangers Matthew is worried about the . If @ScottMorrisonMP was here, he says “I’d tell him I don’t want to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9v

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The sign on the left feels very @firstdogonmoon and indeed useful in so many circumstances. twitter.com/ellybaxterpr/s…

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They’re wearing too many rings for fisting. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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@moylecroft Small business always thinks it’s a bad year before they’re a pack of useless whingers.

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@Cathi_Bea @saladinahmed If it’s not good, which is what I suspected, I want to read it even more!

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kmac Just a reminder that, prior to yesterday, Scott Morrison had received NO questions from the media on the fires or s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…im

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Picketer Given the air quality in Sydney, I can’t see how all outdoor work wouldn’t be caught by the cease work provisions o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8u

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There’s more climate change questions, plus Medevac, a federal ICAC, and the usual political polling. essentialvision.com.au/category/essen…

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The climate change and bushfires question is definitely a statistically significant shift, however…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tp

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@benjialpha Margin of error is ±3 percentage points, but personally I’d still be reluctant to claim an increase.

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@2three2 Margin of error is ±3 percentage points. I wouldn’t read anything into that.

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What I find curious is the “This is normal” view increases with age, when I might expect that older people have liv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dn

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I reckon if you asked people in this street “Who is this guy?” (showing a photo), or “Who is Angus Taylor?” by name..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wx

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“Almost half of participants have not been following the issue between Angus Taylor the Sydney Lord Mayor (48%),” a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5V

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According to the latest Essential Research, 2019 has been overall worse for the planet than it’s been good for the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OG

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“New Australian Online Safety Act to include take-down of cyber abuse” by @dobes. As well as by others. zdnet.com/article/new-au…

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@erstkate @Eccles9 Fair point. It’s a bit too obvious.

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@tfswebb Well journalists are idiots.

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Has Shane Stone fixed the drought yet?

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@erstkate @Eccles9 Is it bad that I had the same thought?

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@munin This is where Bobby Whiteboy should be leading with some proper hints and tips.

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@munin But he’s got the Bibles just stacked up in the back of his car! That’s not safe. Not discreet.

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CrikeyINQ Inq draws on internal ACCC documents to reveal the inside story of Australia’s flawed recall of deadly airbags — an.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7ng

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Coffee Boy is making up stories again. It’s so cute. twitter.com/GeorgePapa19/s…

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heatdeath you ever think about how bad we had to fuck up to create a world where robots taking all the jobs is somehow a bad thing

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Wed plan, remainder: Nap. I need to kick this illness, whatever it is.

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Watching people at Sydney Central station. Honestly, most of these people, in a more enlightened age we’d have left..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ya

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At Sydney Central station @TheEconomist has set up another bug ice cream / subscription stand.

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@GladysB Sometimes I wonder who’s the puppet and who’s the puppeteer.

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@oz_f “Nothing. It was pretty much empty when we collected it, Sarge.”

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@GladysB Plus she continues to support a sociopath of a police commissioner who thinks citizens should fear the pol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r4

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Nice* to see @GladysB persisting with a policy that decades of experience show simply does not work and causes more..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dO

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Head of Forces Command, the pointy bit of the Australian Army. pic.twitter.com/NqfNutRCtk

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Why can’t the police just buy their drugs like everyone else? twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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@kels_316 Ah. Invented in 1997. He’s older than that.

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@kels_316 He’s originally from New Zealand. I don’t think they poo over there.

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My doctor hadn’t heard of the Bristol Stool Chart. Clearly he needs to get out more.

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There’s a car at the war memorial in Hyde Park with the registration FORCOMD and displaying two stars and a unit flag of some sort.

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@GreenJ The great green beasts are copulating! (Except ours are red.) pic.twitter.com/AHrww6aT9d

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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The trams are stacked up either side of the junction of the two lines at Hay Street. On the southern side there’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sS

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@ApostrophePong @flowingdata Not healthy if they are. I might pop down there later, because I’m taking the day off for medical reasons.

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“What does a rooster have to do with male genitalia anyway?” asks @JohnHMcWhorter in the latest @lexiconvalleytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…9Y

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cafernblue i still think my favourite thing that’s ever happened to me on the internet is the time a guy said “people change t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bq

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@ApostrophePong @flowingdata That New Delhi PM2.5 figure in the interactive is under 1000.

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@ApostrophePong @flowingdata What it doesn’t show is the last two days, where Sydney’s air quality has spiked at 12..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aW

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Beautiful. “Scott Morrison became stuck after the lifts of the Bligh Street building went down when bushfire smoke..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pm

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@weezmgk @acidic [Nods] Yeah I’m guessing the µ-grade filters need a bit of a punch behind them.

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GovGoogles do we need air

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@dobes @bengrubb @david_heath I think we’re onto a winner. We should be working in the Premier’s Department.

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@dobes @bengrubb @david_heath Maybe the cops will strip-search Gladys while the health minister explains how it cau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qD

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@bengrubb @david_heath The police will be given automatic weapons to shoot the smoke.

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@weezmgk @acidic How is this so? The particle warnings are all for 2.5µm. Confused.

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@TrainsInfo I do like the fact that it includes a traditional reference to nature. Assuming an enormous fake Christ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aA

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Why does every small publication think we all want tote bags?

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Wed plan, confirmed: 1115 doctor; 1330 safe lunch with an accomplice; quiet recovery time. The planned podcast pre-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kc

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Following an inquiry into digital platforms, the government finds itself wedged..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rg

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GreenJ interesting if only to discover what Breitbart describes as ‘a giant dildo’. twitter.com/TeaPartyOrg/st…

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@irisherself @upulie I thought it might get that sort of reaction.

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@SnarkyPlatypus So you’re not joining the Tripe Marketing Board? (They already have a Regional Director for Austral..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IY

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The weather forecast for Sydney is correct. pic.twitter.com/5iIfceenzD

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@JustJimWillDo @gathgwyn Meh. He’s going to hiss at me anyway so what the hell.

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Carl Sagan also smoked a phenomenal amount of dope. twitter.com/marsrader/stat…

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If @TrainsInfo were actually trying properly this would be a poem. Maybe even a haiku. twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…

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@gathgwyn Penalty: Half dinner rations.

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Receiving instructions for cutting down @gathgwyn’s breakfast rations.

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joan0fsnark Can’t wait to get behind Local Candidate! pic.twitter.com/H4XFOcgW7J

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sibertor You win again @Deliveroo!!! £11 Marsala sans rice! What will be next? No pizza crust with your pizza? pic.twitter.com/vvZQMFuyFx

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ScottWamplerBMD I got the leaked track listing for the STAR WARS soundtrack and I can see why they tried to keep a lid on these. Se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7k

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@RealNickHodge @gathgwyn I have that damn cat’s best interests at heart.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng It’s one of the classic hoax stories. Inspiring.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I mean “news report” of course. Does @DavidFeng know about the bumper Swiss spaghetti crop of 1957?

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus is this a still from the Chinese equivalent of this famous new report? youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wk… twitter.com/tongbingxue/st…

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@ShaunRatcliff To have one political leader go MIA is a misfortune, etc.

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@ShaunRatcliff NP. I agree about the lack of visible leadership and comms though.

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Hey @gladys is it time to talk about climate change yet?

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@dobes That said, it’s an interesting shortlist. My money is on Greta Thunberg because white girl. today.com/news/who-will-…

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LeShann Finally a brand that’s right for the meme.

French supermarket chain Carrefour. pic.twitter.com/2hQ5aOYxXh

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Wed plan, an actual draft: Slow start; 1115 doctor; remainder TBA but I suspect it will consist of soup and sleep a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…50

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adamliaw September: Children should stay in school rather than striking over the climate.

October: Speeches like these gi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9s

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naagovau A stylish dress from the Australian Wool Corporation’s 1971-2 fashion campaign.

NAA: B2549, AWB 1971/1972 jackson..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cL

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southgilmor Dang this ad from a 1993 police management magazine sums up the last three decades pretty neatly if you ask me pic.twitter.com/PVKMs1NE61

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caringfairly Calling mental health carers.

This study on unpaid carer stress wants to understand what supports would empower yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pk

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Wed plan, a prelude: I’m still at Bristol 7, and it’s getting quite annoying. Previous plans for the day are cancel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bw

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@aimee_maree While what I’m doing isn’t an act of journalism, I think you’re the first person* to have come back wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nR

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Wednesday. The trees were a mistake. Forget that anyone even mentioned trees. Wednesday.

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