Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 13th, 2019

Rainmaker1973 The deepest point on continental Earth has been identified in East Antarctica, under Denman Glacier. This ice-fille..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gI

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@RealNickHodge When you’re pulled up by your flippancies it can really hurt.

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ecoldrews Every time a pastor rails against the use of ‘χmas’ taking the ‘Christ out of Christmas’, a Greek scholar snaps a stele.

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@RealNickHodge The funeral meats did coldly serve the wedding feast, etc.

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@_midofo_ Thanks. I think I’ll have to struggle through to Monday before I know exactly which carpet-bombing techniques will be needed.

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JazzTwemlow Keeping looking up at the air above the UK, US, or Australia in the hope of seeing credits saying “Planet Earth’s W..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aI

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@erkpod That was :( but my phone was “helping”.

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@_midofo_ No look with a few more rehearsals I reckon this could be a hit. Right, @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes?

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I good. I needed 31 January to fill out my calendar. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@erkpod I gather she’s starting to spend more time on other planets?

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This apartment is directly behind and above a Lebanese restaurant and there’s quite a bit of wafting going on. Deli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cf

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@paulbam3 @NewtonMark I seem to recall that Leunig once drew an amusing duck.

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@NewtonMark The Leunig calendars used to be free, back when newspapers had content.

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NewtonMark Line up, line up! pic.twitter.com/tXCKnCWFET

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LizyLowe It doesn’t get much more Aussie than a kookaburra stealing your Vegemite sandwich pic.twitter.com/CP7aiMDdTy

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Frustrated. “There’s about 19 kinds of gin in there,” I was told. “Help yourself.” But I’m still too sick to drink.

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@NickyWill100 Five minutes was a solid endurance if you ask me.

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Has Shane Stone fixed the drought yet?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @RanTLaw I’m sure Uganda and Kenya will definitely be up for this.

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Naturanotitia “Hi schat ik ben wat later en kan niet mee naar je moeder ik sta namelijk vast op de dijk !”
“Oh is het mistig dan?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SK

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@purserj @dobes @drearyclocks “But Mum, it just followed me home. Can we keep it?”

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FXMC1957 13 December 1642. New Zealand was “discovered” by Dutch navigator Abel Tasman. Locals ran to the beach shouting: ‘A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bb

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Not being hissed at.

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@DavidFeng Without suggesting the stations are even remotely equivalent, the mods to Sydney’s Wynyard station also worked.

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weatherzone A large mass of hot air will spread over Australia during the next 10 days, causing a widespread and intense heatwa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BN

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Well now I am in Mortdale.

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matthew_d_green Reminder: never close someone’s Linux laptop. They may never get it to wake up again.

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ASDGovAu ASD welcomes the announcement of the newly appointed Director-General of ASD, Ms Rachel Noble PSM.

Read more:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t2

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@DDsD Would you want cheese in the bottom?

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@Epigrammist I have been asked to not describe this any more.

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@jonoabroad Yeah nah I know you’re not a doctor. I think my doctor is a doctor but it’s hard to be sure sometimes.

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@joshgnosis @trib Note that this is not a defence of Guardian Style.

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@joshgnosis @trib Yeah but they’re the only ones who do.

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MC372 You wouldn’t think camera-shake would make impacts in films look more realistic… But someone’s stabilised this sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…64

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@patstokes How about their mistake of not going long on anti-Semitism?

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@jonoabroad Thanks. On Monday I’ll find out what’s eating me out from the inside and figure out how to kill the fucker.

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@oberonsghost @joshgnosis I have to hold my nose when writing “December 13, 2019” for @zdnetaustralia. It’s a hate crime.

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Golf is stupid. I bet the whole thing was invented as a troll.

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I am definitely not getting any better. Sad!!!

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@awelder You know they’ve already been running for two months, right?

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers, for a very brief errand.

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Is everybody ready for tram weekend?

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@dobes @jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus I hope you’re turning up the speaker’s nice and loud.

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Fri plan, confirmed: UK election schadenfreude (continuing); deliver poo to relevant people; migrate to Mortdale; f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rn

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BreakingF24 🔴 BREAKING - EU agrees on carbon neutrality by 2050, Poland exempt f24.my/5wQ3.t pic.twitter.com/pLnx6PctjB

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@jonoabroad I’ve only been paying partial attention, but probably, yes.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus THIS IS MUCH MORE THAT JUST A VENGABOYS CONCERT!

“We Love The 90’s, the ULTIMATE nineties t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5l

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It’s the media’s fault, apparently.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Still, you can never have too many Vengaboys references.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Are you running like six minutes behind?

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DPRK_News Victory for Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is victory for inbred English descended elites across the globe. pic.twitter.com/tqr6F3x5jU

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Why are half the Vengaboys girls?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Related: Vengaboys playing Leeds Arena on Friday night.

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HAHAHAHAHA. There’s eight constituencies being counted in Leeds Arena but they have to finish before 5am because th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ef

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@jonoabroad John Bercow continues to make a lot of sense.

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I can see the editors quaking in their boots. twitter.com/3eaa4483718844…

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So it’s Labour 4-1 so far.

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I’d love to design the look of an election night coverage.

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Why has this analyst been banished to the loft bedroom?

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glengyron Only following Mark’s UK election stream now. twitter.com/markdistef/sta…

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No danger of getting any actual results soon.

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What is this bullshit dashboard?

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@dobes John Bercow is still doing for me, though.

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“Cleggmania”?

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pixelatedboat Vote Labour pic.twitter.com/LyOR9t6FmD

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dobes hahahahahahahahahahaha

So it begins twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabe…

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Currency traders are such drama queens.

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mahjakidd What a day, what a day twitter.com/sfgate/status/…

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pixelatedboat You just can’t beat the core British value of “we hate ourselves and we deserve to suffer”

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dobes Dream the impossible dream pic.twitter.com/VClzSH5vci

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“The Corbyn Effect” sounds like a really bad 1960s science fiction novel.

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patrick_kidd I reckon Corbyn has only another two or three elections left in him before Labour ask him to move on

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@dobes I’m liking how their psephologist has to come to them live from the back of a cab because traffic.

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@dobes Well it’s Sky UK, right? :)

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Here’s the Ipsos MORI exit poll. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/uCmLl2wiP1

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@dobes Ta. I’ve also gone all VPN into London, so I can watch the BBC should I want all the fake news.

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@BuzzFeedUK AWAITING RESULTS…
AWAITING RESULTS…
AWAITING RESULTS… pic.twitter.com/EQGTUVReNB

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@BuzzFeedUK It’s a joint production with Sky News, which isn’t Sky News Australia so there’s way fewer brain worms…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fy

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So @BuzzFeedUK has a live feed, “Election Social: The Digital Way To Watch The General Election Results As They Com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lU

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Fri plan, rough draft: Slow start, with UK election schadenfreude; do the needful, medically speaking; migrate to M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HB

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casgarvey Sure their front pages are good but this is by far the best thing @TheNTNews has produced all year. Mic. Drop. pic.twitter.com/czMJizh2bH

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well it’s certainly a trending topic here in Haymarket.

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Only 26 minutes until the polls close.

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wolfcat @stilgherrian Should Stil stop describing things.

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“Have you thought of buying Bitcoin?” twitter.com/nytimes/status…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Why are you down there by the Harbour?

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I should stop describing things.

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Fri plan, the annoying background: I’m really no better than a few days ago. I’ll have to move to Phase Two, which..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N9

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joshgnosis I missed this earlier this week but jeez. theguardian.com/us-news/2019/d… pic.twitter.com/enAhXRQ3Lt

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sovietvisuals Late Soviet anti-alcohol poster, 1991 pic.twitter.com/QvJInF0xrB

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pointlesslettrs “Maureen! MAUREEN! FETCH MY PEN!” pic.twitter.com/6enBhAGQZA

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CONELRAD6401240 She blamed the bigamy on ten (10) Atomic Cocktails. Richmond, Indiana, March 19, 1946. pic.twitter.com/jntMNx8JRI

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barfi_culture By far the best election video.

Desis do drama better than anyone else 😂

pic.twitter.com/0V9q1brj9u

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dril uk elecitons in full force!! lib dems vs Chavs; vote now and google the HECK out of ron paul

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Friday. Please connect the plastic tubes end to end, as shown in the diagram. Friday.

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