Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 16th, 2019

bartman6 Got my best man on the hunt for the PM. pic.twitter.com/lOxHDdrh7r

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@alexkidman I knew I shouldn’t have replied to you.

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@morebento @NewtonMark @jonkudelka No they’ve got Shane Stone on the case here. He’ll fix it all.

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Liam_O_Hare Every single staffer at Tory HQ is white. In 2019 in the most diverse city in the world, that is quite a remarkable..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9o

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ThompsonLab This is true. We evolved to eat chemicals. pic.twitter.com/UVR7CUL7j5

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Remind me again, which one was Santa? pic.twitter.com/Hv2uhILzJI

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Oh dear God @dobes @purserj imagine how calming and peaceful this would be. twitter.com/MGliksmanMDPhD…

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smolrobots 1086) Sinisterbot. Just showed up this morning, looming over everything. We don’t know why. It won’t answer any que..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A9

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GimmieTheHam Today’s horoscope - you’re still a gullible cunt.

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KatSuffolk @AndrewNadeau0 Last week I wanted a recipe… and videoed how far I had to scroll to get to the ingredients…. soo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RX

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JonDeeOz Here was the view earlier today near to where we live in Katoomba.

@p_hannam @bencubby, I think we may soon need t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vc

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awelder How would he know? How would you? twitter.com/amandavanstone…

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It’s OK, everyone, Michael McCormack is in charge.

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@erstkate @R_Chirgwin No that’s just the cut of his shorts, they keep doing that.

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@NewtonMark At least these days some poor sod (which used to be me) doesn’t have to go around the entire building updating the binders.

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@R_Chirgwin @erstkate “Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on leave this week, taking a short end-of-year overseas hol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qU

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@corduroy Yeah I had to stop reading, or at least take a break. This stuff gets to me personally because reasons.

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@NewtonMark Wait, what if the tree grows some more?

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A sharper way of putting this would be “National President of the Labor Party appointed director…” twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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@NewtonMark To be fair, coming in 2.4 inches above the treetops sounds like a CHALLENGE ACCEPTED moment.

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NewtonMark Mount Gambier airport has a notice to arriving pilots to tell them that there’s a tree 0.2 feet too high, near anot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6J

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@erstkate @R_Chirgwin It’s a cover for his upcoming plastic surgery.

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Goddammit. “Australian commando Kevin Frost, who raised Afghanistan war crime allegations, found dead” abc.net.au/news/2019-12-1…

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I see that “vocational training schools” is now the preferred term.

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qz People in China don’t quite know why they are boycotting Arsenal player Mesut Özil dlvr.it/RLM94r

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AsmrSuggestions ASMR: December, 1944, The Ardennes. I grow weary from the cold and the constant battle, but the little fox that liv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XO

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AsmrSuggestions ASMR: tinnitus

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@jonoabroad @AnnaFurrygarcon Anyway, rather a lot of us have said that the boss is a cunt, especially when they were indeed a cunt.

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I seem to remember a time when, every now and then, the prime minister would decide to govern the nation.

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Maybe they should have made Steve here the drought tzar. pic.twitter.com/QYmA4TsyRr

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HAHAHA. As long as it was taken into account. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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JswannyJohn Would you allow Hillsong to preach to the school aged children in your family ?
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boomer_kid Bard: “PLEASE say we’re not doing a bake-sale.”

Paladin: “We’re doing a bake-sale.”

Bard: “WHY?”

Cleric: “We nee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M2

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Apparently the prime minister has booked himself in for some face work over Christmas.

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@franksting Do you want them back, or is this more a warning to the locals?

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@NewtonMark No, 14 alcoholic drinks per day is fine.

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@JasonKD Careful, you’ll get coffee on your raisin roast.

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Is it wrong that my first reaction to this news was “Oh cool! [Click]”? twitter.com/NGruen1/status…

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NGruen1 In case anyone wants all parliamentary sittings on their Google Calendar

calendar.google.com/calendar?cid=c…

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D_Keating Federal MPs in “not understanding things or listening to expert advice” shock twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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jonkudelka MYEFO feels a bit like the country is Engadine Maccas and we are Scott’s pants.

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NSWRFS At 6pm there are 2 fires at Emergency Warning and 3 fires at Watch & Act level. There are nearly 120 bush & grass f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…al

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NSWRFS Emergency Warning for Gospers Mountain fire. Fire activity & smoke increasing. People in Wallerawang, Lidsdale & Bl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bm

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BetootaAdvocate Drug Dealer Who Sells To 30% Of Town Can’t Be Blamed For Ice Plague Coz He Only Smokes 1.3% betootaadvocate.com/world-news/dru… pic.twitter.com/zvQE8XmHwQ

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@SnarkyPlatypus @marcuskelson Also, trauma when you realise it’s not Santa under the beard.

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I see there’s a bit of nuking going on here, @NuclearAnthro. twitter.com/graham_euan/st…

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@ApostrophePong I’m sure that temperatures 20C above normal in some places is just fine.

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Well then. Things are going very badly indeed. Ping @ApostrophePong. twitter.com/BOM_au/status/…

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wolfcat Hmmmm who wants to tell them about the record heat Australia is heading for this week. twitter.com/HuffPostAU/sta…

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@she_jedi @JohnBirmingham Look… well… Ok when you put it that way…

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MikeCarlton01 You cannot “give” people dignity, you egregious little dickhead. Merely saying that strips it from them… twitter.com/d_littleproudm…

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Back at @bunjaree, at least for tonight.

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There’s 4+ fire units heading west through Wentworth Falls right now. I think something is happening.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Don’t forget to check the Aldi catalogue either.

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@annie_parker @bunjaree Ta. The distances are actually quite big at the moment though.

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@jxeeno I can see Randwick to Central being a commute service, but Central to Circular Quay becoming more of a replacement for walking.

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@jxeeno [Nods] Plus being pushed off the overcrowded platforms at Town Hall can add hours to your commute time.

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GrogsGamut The 5 year anniversary of this glorious exchange pic.twitter.com/d01VEKzFHP

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boltcomments Blair Cottrell … is from the sensible centre of the political spectrum or main stream middle Australia.

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@JohnBirmingham It’s just an idea. It could be a surprise twist ending.

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En route to @bunjaree, shown roughly with an X, so there’s nothing to worry about. pic.twitter.com/HqjjZFjrXx

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Steve_Lockstep Blockchain needs more analogies like a hole in the head.

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MrDenmore Buried deep in - Australian govt net debt has risen by 145% since 2013 and has virtually doubled as a propor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RZ

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I’m old enough to remember when the sky was blue.

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BOM_Qld As Australia looks to break record of 40.3C for highest ever national average temp across the country, has lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ml

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@kiwibrew Ah, thanks, I thought that original claim had been settled. Imo they’d better pull their finger out or th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MO

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@dobes I have no idea. Probably some sooky staffer rather than him personally, though.

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@jxeeno Now do Central to Circular Quay, train versus tram.

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@dobes Can I request a new entry in the style guide? “Minister Fletcher, who has blocked me on Twitter…”

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@rgmerk Ah right, ta. That is something I should read.

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@rgmerk What does it say? I’m blocked.

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@kiwibrew Isn’t the spectrum licensed to the government by the Maōri anyway, under the terms of the Treaty of Waitangi?

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Yeah I tried this story once too. Didn’t work. twitter.com/JJFromTheBronx…

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matttburke So a 4 yr old is walking through Myer Bondi Junctn. Thrilled to see a credible commentator that doesn’t simply make things up…

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@JohnBirmingham Have you thought about writing something where everything isn’t destroyed?

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jonkudelka So this actually reinforces Prue’s made-up story if you work at it hard enough.

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jonkudelka People should realise that Myer Bondi Junction doesn’t have a Santa because of political correctness.

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@AmyThunig @pauldutton1968 It links to the same announcement on Facebook on what looks like a legit travel agency presence, so probably?

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I just saw a Sydney train with an advert for Babylon* on the side of every car. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.

* The Sydne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T5

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The train just passed a pre-school called Sunshine Buddies and all I can think of are these guys. pic.twitter.com/BthFpEVBgF

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TheShovel Religious Discrimination Bill To Finally Give Christians Some Sort Of Say In This Country theshovel.com.au/2019/12/15/rel… pic.twitter.com/Z96ybeXsTe

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pauldutton1968 As you were told already,
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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus I am not that amazed by this, actually.

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@bgosford @auda Nah I’m good thanks, I’ll grab it off the digitals. Fortunately @bunjaree is a good distance from a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KL

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johnb78 This story (tl/dr: Boeing will make fewer 737 MAXes per month than it currently does, because the re-approval proce..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2x

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dobes same twitter.com/emotions_bot/s…

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@JustJimWillDo I like to be conservative with my budgeting.

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Terrible fire. Impressive display on the sensors. twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…

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@JustJimWillDo Haha yes, although I didn’t have any gin. It’s weird, though. One householder rarely drinks, the oth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W8

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Maybe you should get into political advocacy, @gathgwyn. twitter.com/heguisen/statu…

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heguisen Tsai Ing-wen has a 5-story campaign ad above the Taipei Bridge featuring her and a cat. Rough translation:

Tsai: T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j4

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Maybe I should advertise my cat-sitting services.

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@SnarkyPlatypus California had some pretty fucked up areas.

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Hey Karen, you should give this a go. We all know your business now. pic.twitter.com/cmqAgIcnc4

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LordofWentworth Germans declare war on Christmas pic.twitter.com/I2Kfi4QOGv

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@SnarkyPlatypus Carlotta is quite an interesting person. I wonder how much of an airbrush job this is though.

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GavinCoote Australia may not be in a national recession, but it’s certainly the case for almost all of regional NSW. Even big..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gn

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@bgosford I know of the story but haven’t been following it. It only affects the top-level dot org. (Dot org dot au..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tq

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@boynxdor He’s going the wrong way about getting me to change that.

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unionsaustralia The Liberals have now wrongly predicted wage growth 33 times in a row.

If workers don’t have confidence wages will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lN

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It’s the Santa hat that makes evacuating your home so sweet. twitter.com/QldFES/status/…

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Shortly after this photo was taken he attacked my hand and now I’m bleeding again. Rolls eyes.

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NSWRFS Firefighters and aircraft continue to work on the Green Wattle Fire burning to the west of Picton and Bargo within..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kE

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iTnews_au Govt resuscitates Medicare legacy payments system with another $37m: MYEFO: And prepares to restart apprenticeship..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nb

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Remember what NATO is actually for, Kids. twitter.com/WarOnTheRocks/…

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joshgnosis This was news to me pic.twitter.com/dWibqdJTL0

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@LiamJClarkson @markhumphries I still have to listen to series 1 but I do have an Audible voucher code here somewhe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HC

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@markhumphries OK, I will suppress my thoughts. In my defence, I’ve been sick.

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NiCartoons My cartoon in the Fin @FinancialReview this morning on Angus Taylor claiming dodgy carbon credits that will make o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2f

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naamanzhou I work at the Myer in Chatswood, and I’m throwing out all the job applications from male Santas

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ginarush Sorry but can we talk about the judge in the Sunrise defamation case describing Prue MacSween..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…58

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NickEvershed Updated hotspot animation showing the spread of the Gospers Mountain and associated fires aka the megafire..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hg

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Fuck it, I can wagon a band as well as anyone.

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Is it because they’re too busy trying to tear down Aboriginal flags in Mildura? twitter.com/ProfTerryHughe…

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nicheholas BREAKING: Mildura Police are urging residents to contact them immediately if they spot this individual, after at le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LD

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Wait. Has anyone seen @markhumphries and @macsween_prue in the same room?

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@DDsD @jsleeio Ah, no, laundering STARTS with dirty things.

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@SuperCroup There’s a sentence I hadn’t planned to write today.

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@SuperCroup This eastern European moose creamer should inspire you. pic.twitter.com/qOm8uMzwTv

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@femmefatale3 @davidbewart That would assume she thinks she’s done something wrong.

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wyattyhalpert This will never not be funny pic.twitter.com/mbasLBDyRa

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LivingLangs Moving towards dual naming, a new interactive map of Tasmania featuring names in revived Aboriginal language, palaw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2R

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NSWRFS Hot & dry conditions forecast across NSW later this week, particularly Thu & Sat. With many planning to travel over..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nl

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KetanJ0 It is so uniquely Australian that a former News Corp journalist casually mentions that high-level ministers would h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hb

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I’m voting for Elizabeth Warren in the Democratic Primary. twitter.com/JenaFriedman/s…

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tashlee how can you see the view when you dont have a head tho twitter.com/crystaIizer/st…

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Mon plan, confirmed: Slow start (in progress); light lunch, Haymarket; 1518 train to Wentworth Falls; planning en r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wg

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“Let’s give out taxpayers’ money with no paperwork!” This is true brain-genius level work. twitter.com/macsween_prue/…

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@marrowing “The wife of Santa Claus [Mrs Claus] is first mentioned in the short story ‘A Christmas Legend’ (1849),..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H1

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nickschadegg @macsween_prue i took my large 15 year old son to see santa on the weekend. he was very excited until we realised i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gn

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shanebreynard Highlight from visit to exhibition @naagovau today - Disguise kit, c1960 on loan from Australian Secret Int..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7P

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I thought I’d have gotten more grief for this one, but maybe people are now ready to accept the truth. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SwiftOnSecurity @NuclearAnthro You need to check them in as oversized baggage.

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This parody account is starting to grow on me. @marrowing is a true genius. twitter.com/macsween_prue/…

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egavactip Tucker Carlson can magically divine the immigration status of litter leavers. twitter.com/JuddLegum/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Prince of Wales is still pretty grim down the back, but then what can you do with a big old public teaching hospital?

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KevinMKruse I love you so goddamn much, Twitter. pic.twitter.com/DVb9ldgWQD

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@SuperCroup This is the robodebt of sleep management.

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This cartoon is from 2017 so the rabbit is probably dead now. twitter.com/Cannibal/statu…

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@SuperCroup Wow. Insomniashaming. That’ll help you get to sleep, eh.

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@jetztgibtshaue @jonkudelka “This indispensable piece of cutting-edge 2020s technology will ensure that you mostly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…69

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@erstkate Well both things could be possible.

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Someone who identifies as @jonkudelka claims to be “Cartoonist of the Year” and has published a so-called “calendar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4P

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paulmcgorrery England and Wales: controlling or coercive behaviour (5Y).

Scotland: domestic abuse (14Y).

Ireland: coercive cont..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EW

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I’m starting to get a few out-of-office messages talking about something called “January”.

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Has anyone called this “data laundering” yet? twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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KBSpangler Building stairs with live edges on the treads is how a patient person cashes in on their spouse’s life insurance. pic.twitter.com/MT12tAeHND

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I love the magnificent shamelessness of this. twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/s…

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BuzzFeedNews | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
We did a 14,000
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100 best memes
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Is it “Don’t be criminally incompetent when it comes to corporate governance”? mumbrella.com.au/lessons-from-t…

Maybe if yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w8

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jxeeno first TRACKLESS TRAMS
now WATERLESS FERRIES

what has our world become?! pic.twitter.com/0l2BzLYjQk

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Erm, “Tonga” not “Tongan”. You know what I meant.

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Oh it’s one of those irregular nouns!

Desmond and Linda, boomers, are “tree changers”.
Salesi and Huelo from Tonga..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i2

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davidgerard no, this is dumb and bad. the only threat blockchain presents thats in @EFF’s orbit is feeding dreams of panopticon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0a

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WhoresofYore Nine months before Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on a segregated bus, Claudette Colvin (b.1939) was arrest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9u

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alexbrucesmith HELLO! @pedestriandaily is hiring a news writer – someone who can hunt down exclusive stories/angles, isn’t afraidtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…jVra

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@djackmanson Thank you. It’s nice to know it all still works down there.

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patstokes Not the main thing I know, but “Passy”? twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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NewtonMark Painting of a dozen small children and a very tiny bullet-shaped submarine. twitter.com/NPR/status/120…

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None of those tweets were really necessary were they.

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See Appendix A for photographs.

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Sorry, but this is really, really important in terms of my health status. Part of me wants to go into REALLY GRAPHI..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1a

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I DID A POO! I DID A POO! I DID A POO! I DID A POO! I DID A POO!

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Yeah nice try, Monty, but there’s documentation. pic.twitter.com/FC0ajOBXFt

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Nothing much happened last week, but further plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Slow start; administrivia; lunch, Haymarket or somewhere*; train to Wentworth Falls; planning en r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KW

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Sydney seems pleasant enough today. Apart from the overall sense of doom, obviously. pic.twitter.com/SNvM2ablL6

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Monday. Spread it with butter and anchovies. Monday.

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