Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 17th, 2019

OK I’m outta here now. Y’all play nice now, y’hear?

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@arizclint Ah you are most kind! I have several bolt-holes already.

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@arizclint First sign of a real threat and I’m outta there.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ @aleeb88 Thanks. I plan to catch up on my reading over the summer. This is just the sort of thing.

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@joannejacobs Hurrah! I’ll be in Sydney again on Saturday.

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Relax, Michael McCormack will still be in charge tomorrow.

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stilgherrian Accenture has banned pens and paper? Daft cunts. twitter.com/mhbergen/statu…

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lionheartleojai Are you for real?
Christmas 1974, PM Gough Whitlam cut short an overseas trip to return to support Aussies after th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6N

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aleeb88 Look if there are wellness coaches blah blah and influencers why not dirt grifters pandering to fetishists. Credit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fE

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JulieOwenMoylan Merry Christmas everyone. 😂 twitter.com/rehune/status/…

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EM_Krockow On holiday in my home country Germany, I can’t help but cringe at some of the unfortunate English translations. pic.twitter.com/nV8uunCvUP

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@joannejacobs Hahaha well you moved to Lithgow. :P Suffer in your jocks.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Saturday is 39C in the Mountains too. There’s an extra hot day on Wednesday up there. Joy.

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mikarantane 50°C (122°F) is possible in South Australia on Thursday. That would be apparently the highest temperature ever reco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8Z

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The next two days will be shit for the bushfires in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/hlrisU9tbf

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@NuclearAnthro @R_Chirgwin Meh. The blue tongue has a convenient burrow under the house. It’s not too fussed by anything.

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kels_316 has he dug up footage of Hitler being a socialist yet? twitter.com/joshbutler/sta…

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Routine reminder: When someone complains that there’s “no media coverage” of something, DON’T retweet it. Search fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2O

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erstkate Do you think truck drivers send novice drivers under the Montague Bridge as an initiation rite?

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Aiannucci The future of space tourism, coming soon in on @HBO and ⁦@SkyOneio9.gizmodo.com/not-elon-musk-…

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@DrRhysPockett Not such a bad idea, although for reasons it can often be easier to do it outside.

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It’s good to get out of the studio. Everyone gets a bit complacent when everything works to plan. This sort of thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gi

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abccanberra Tonight’s @abcnews is being brought to you from outside our ABC studios on Northbourne after we were evacuated due..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0C

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SimuLiu Harold and Kumar go to Planet Fitness twitter.com/ckimberlinjr/s…

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BlytheByName SBS News: “even Prime Ministers are entitled to a holiday, just like everyone else”

Okay cool I’ll just check my w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AJ

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@franksting Nah she’ll be fire. Her husband seemed a reliable sort of bloke.

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johnmcternan ‘If your image of the ‘traditional working class’ doesn’t have space for black, Asian or LGBT working class people,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rG

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@glengyron These strange and inexplicable coincidences were not discussed.

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Everyone, say hello to Bronwyn. (This will end well.) twitter.com/bross59/status…

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@ObscureGent @SnarkyPlatypus “Die Hard” IS a Christmas movie. What is wrong with people?

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Amused to have someone in the pub say hello because “‘I think I know you from Twitter.” And she did. She and her hu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CB

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@feraldata Haha! Hi from Haymarket in Sydney. Hope you’re having fun with @katecrawford.

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PulpLibrarian Happy birthday to , born today in 1775! pic.twitter.com/r6WNnATLPX

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jommy_tee A reminder this Govt considered strawberry tampering a national emergency and rushed through legislation to deal wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JG

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Apparently if you boil her head for long enough it’ll shrink down to the size of a grape..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tz

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APRA BEARS! “APRA bears down on Westpac management over money laundering scandal” abc.net.au/news/2019-12-1…

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“Commuters from Sutherland faced cumulative delays of 29 workdays this morning,” or as it’s properly known, five minutes.

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“Defence projects running 57 years late amid delays and cost blowouts,” except adding them together like this isn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qN

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus Goddammit what is WRONG with you Tripe People?

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Conflicted, @SnarkyPlatypus. The 185cm tall hot tradie ahead of me ordered… tripe laksa.

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pixelatedboat I mostly enjoyed Rise of Skywalker but the product placement was very distracting. Star Wars is set in a far away g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sk

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chadloder Sharpie-gate was only 15 weeks ago. pic.twitter.com/X5rnRBR1Y6

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SirWilliamD Boy with a straw hat and a ‘Bomb Hanoi’ badge waiting to march in a pro-Vietnam-war parade, N.Y.C. 1967 by Diane Ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dv

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crikey_news Let your vote count! Time is running out to have your say on who will be crowned Arsehat of the Year. buff.ly/2Epl8uo

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@franksting @D_Keating I did have a couple apps lose certain permissions, but I’m OK with that.

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@DrDemography @LindaMottram @MatthewBevan Well they are the actual spellings of the words. :)

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@LindaMottram @MatthewBevan It’s like Googling but less satisfying.

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@eddit0r @SnarkyPlatypus I thought you meant the lizards at first.

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@franksting @D_Keating I’ve had that touch interaction thing too, but only maybe four times since the upgrade.

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sniff_off NSW Police Force, please explain.

We have received multiple reports of police stationed outside the Newtown Hotel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Os

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@JustJimWillDo @NuclearAnthro My understanding is that they’re quite yummy too.

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@R_Chirgwin @NuclearAnthro I support there is that. But then he could’ve just left the damn thing where it was.

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@NuclearAnthro Speaking of which, @R_Chirgwin, the other day I saw a huge blue-tongue darting across to disappear u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FY

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DrColinTrainor Eastern Blue-tongue lizard, near Skipton, Vic pic.twitter.com/e5B3sAqwYU

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Ride down the slide past the goats to the Cheese Playland”!

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MichaelFieldNZ Sāmoa’s Fale Fono or Parliament opened today with tabling of a bill to make vaccinations mandatory children & chil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…31

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@jpwarren Yeah but you know what he’s like.

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ashabeeeee Why is Apple restricting my browsing lifestyle? pic.twitter.com/6r3ZtZb7XT

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@dobes You know who could use them on his truck?

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RoyceRk2 Hat tip to @DarrenODonovan for letting me know Services Australia have cheekily supplied answers to the senators on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L6

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@dobes @jdub Oh well bonus points for that, definitely.

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@jdub I couldn’t possibly comment.

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Yes I know what you’re going to say don’t @ me.

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“There are unconfirmed reports” is a synonym for “Who the fuck knows if this is true but we’ll say it anyway”, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v2

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bobsalpha1 @RadioFreeTom Donald Trump isn’t President in spite of his worse qualities, he’s President because of them.

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BestForBritain What worries you most about a Johnson Brexit?

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I hadn’t realised the Amazon was that long. twitter.com/nigelcameron/s…

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Tue plan, remainder: Sloth for a bit; noodles somewhere nearby, probably; quiet night in Haymarket. Everything is far too complicated.

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MagicRealismBot A porn star steals Tumblr and hides it inside a chocolate ziggurat.

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@Davelennonabc There were the Japanese submarines of Australia too, of course, but I don’t know about NZ. The major..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ar

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ginarush And now over to our TikTok correspondent for the latest news on nangs 🎤 @cameronwilson buzzfeed.com/cameronwilson/…

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This was an amazing bit of submarining. twitter.com/simongerman600…

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Listening to the final “Russia, If You’re Listening” podcast for the year from @MatthewBevan and team, “Putin’s gre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G3

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@elronxenu We could send just one person, really really fast.

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GreenJ presumably @macsween_prue before the incident. twitter.com/doctorow/statu…

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dr_nic digitally altered pic.twitter.com/yhRqAfgYy9

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Loquacities Prob my favourite Shakespeare " twitter.com/IAM_SHAKESPEAR…

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@glengyron @erstkate Ditto. Wonderful darkness that shines from the depths. (I am such a wanker.)

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mela_shea Everyone knows the ancient Egyptians were the first to measure temperature in pharaohnheight.

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karanbirtinna I have a Cuban girlfriend. She’s my Guantanamo Bae.

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Hah! Also, this remains one of my favourite ever boiler explosions. twitter.com/studentactivis…

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@purserj @dobes I would never be wanted by the FBI.

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@chuggins9000 Indeed. The interaction today means that we know you, and out mock irritation at your arrival means y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qS

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@SnarkyPlatypus You will watch a TV series about Italian food starring some dumb-arse white chef.

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@Davidramli Hah! There’s some great military space stuff from this period too. Which of course I can’t find now.

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Checking in at Haymarket. Can I now be arsed doing anything for the rest of the day?

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Followed by “Sign here. You know where everything is,” with a dismissive wave of the hand. I can understand why man..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gs

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I do like checking in where I’m greeted with “Oh! You’re back” from an older Chinese (?) woman with the tone of “Why are you doing this?”

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@ApostrophePong @cjlambert Hah! I don’t think Sydney is up for the snow just now though.

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Goodammit it seems that I am HOURS behind the pace! twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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@lukehopewell @jonoabroad Correct. Where would Australian cricket be without them?

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@lukehopewell @jonoabroad Well I guess it would change those things, but the teeth claim sounds dodgy.

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@TomSear This is such a wonderful series of adverts.

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@cjlambert It’s a series waiting to happen. What do you think, @ApostrophePong?

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Thank God it’s Friday.

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@TomSear I am such a fan of that panda! I’ll go with the coffee, or maybe champagne, because this was in the contex..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kr

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We’re well into the Q&A now, which I won’t tweet. This will be up as a podcast tomorrow anyway.

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@TomSear Also possibly my bad paraphrase of a longer point in one tweet. :) This podcast will be a must-listen.

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Mastro: China would be likely to scale back its ambitions in the South China Sea if there was some actual pushback.

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@TomSear Ah. Hmmm. Now I’m interested to see what Mastro’s book says. We glossed over that.

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Mastro: The US capabilities side is “dire” when it comes to China. The US imagines it has the greatest military in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uv

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NewtonMark We should also establish a new winged unicorn safety commissioner, just in case anyone ever invents a winged unicor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gx

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Beyoncé lyrics being used to explain US strategy on China.

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dannolan I’m in Hawaii. Just saw Scott Morrison, great guy!

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Her view is controversial in the military, she says.

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A problem, says Mastro, is that both US and CN doctrine says rapid escalation forces the adversary to the negotiati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sA

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She suggests we need to start applying pressure earlier.

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Mastro: If all we do is avoid the risk of conflict we’re not going to get anywhere.

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Hah! Mastro: “It’s easy to avoid warm if you give the other side everything they want.” Calls out US etc in recent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ho

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Mastro is sceptical of the utility of freedom of navigation exercises. Sure, CN will let US, AU, UK, FR ships, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zp

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Goldrick is describing Australia’s interests in the South China Sea. “Maintaining it as an open sea”, he says. Not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oI

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This view is less controversial in Australia, she says. She is also a Mandarin speaker and has more direct understa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CZ

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I should attribute these comments. Mastro is now saying that the US misreads China by imagining CN wants what US ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2p

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Sino-Indian “tensions” have been mentioned. Taiwan also, of course.

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Scholars tend to look at the causes of war, not at the process of limiting them or moving them to a negotiated sett..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bx

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Interesting. In the region, a willingness to go to the negotiating table can be seen as a sign of weakness, encoura..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H8

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Has Shane Stone fixed the drought yet?

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ldrinkh20 Mark Hamill was somehow also extremely online in the 80s pic.twitter.com/PEZEDKkhm1

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@jetztgibtshaue @SnarkyPlatypus At least in the retrial she has the opportunity to be better prepared, though my IA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…op

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@Bedeapk Oh I’d missed that! How delightful.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jetztgibtshaue And her claim is that CommBank breached the Act by NOT giving her a loan. Also, her dog is sick

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@WarWraith Well it’s an old building and they often have all manner of wiring faults.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jetztgibtshaue The transcripts are wonderful. Total shitshow, I think is the legal term. It’s also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TN

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@shenmaxiu @Bedeapk @patstokes @HappySinger @midsomerplots Maybe @KrazyKarl910 needs to go in there as “A young Australian deacon”.

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@jetztgibtshaue Well yes, but El Judgo’s extensive series of interruptions and loud berating was deemed to be appre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qo

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DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE MURDER BOT.

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marcusjdl Does your London office look like this? If so, reply with the industry you work in! DM me if you like twitter.com/liam_o_hare/st…

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I wonder where Prue MacSween is shopping today.

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@cponzi Depending on how you look at poverty, I suppose.

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@shenmaxiu @patstokes @HappySinger @midsomerplots I wasn’t asking to be deleted totally. Was I? I don’t know what’s going on any more.

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@patstokes @shenmaxiu @HappySinger @midsomerplots I think the issue is that the bullying needs to be allocated more equitably.

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She also complains that she might lose her house worth a million dollars and has been living in poverty, a curious combination.

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This is quite good. You can skip to the cited transcripts of you don’t want to read all the background. twitter.com/AequoEtBono/st…

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edbott EXTREME SARCASM FONT REQUIRED twitter.com/nytpolitics/st…

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@paulbrislen That’s where the fires are. :) Though the prevailing winds mean the smoke settles over Sydney. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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AequoEtBono Fed Circ Ct judge tells a litigant in person that she can’t argue “It’s Mabo, it’s the Constitution, it’s the vibe”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wp

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@paulbrislen It’s not much better in the Mountains today.

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@glengyron Ah yes, well, Lord Sydney Basin’s inventions were responsible for substantial improvements in public health.

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I have descended into the Sydney basin.

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stilgherrian It’s OK, everyone, Michael McCormack is in charge.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hello. Please don’t encourage the @midsomerplots robot. It’s a form of bullying.

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@juhasaarinen Sadly no, they are unarmed and quite friendly. This isn’t Melbourne.

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Blaxland is a shithole.

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@patstokes @midsomerplots @shenmaxiu This has been going on for a while now. However I can understand why people mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vo

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@reselsnark I’ll check that patent number before replying.

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Ticket inspectors on the Blue Mountains line this morning. Sorry, “Revenue Protection Officers”.

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tom_tanuki If they admit that Aboriginal identity is rooted in heritage, culture and upbringing, not in measuring out melanin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rQ

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twisteddoodles The office next door to ours made me feel bad about our lack of decoration so I drew this. pic.twitter.com/i2UuNLZSRo

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@s3_gunzel I’ve done it once or twice. It makes a nice change.

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Look this is simply a matter of choosing the right kind of frog. twitter.com/alex_c_lee/sta…

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realCarrickRyan This is what is trending on Twitter.
This is what News Corp want you to be thinking about.

We know what the front..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7T

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@yarrambat @GreenJ Ah yes, the “other” brand. I can’t recall anyone actually calling them a “spirit duplicator”. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_du…

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@GreenJ @oberonsghost @unimelb Lovely. Do universities go into the National Arvhives, I wonder.

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@s3_gunzel I keep forgetting I can pop up the hill to grab that. I might start doing so sometimes.

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I suppose I should read this one, since it’s very much in my areas. twitter.com/esantow/status…

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esantow Today we @AusHumanRights launch the Human Rights & Technology Discussion Paper. It’s a call to action to modernise..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PL

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rolandtings kid in berlin, 2040: im the child of immigrants, we were very poor. in 2013 my parents left their home country of m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6z

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@GreenJ @oberonsghost I saw you don’t have the letter, Jonathan, but I wonder if it’s been archive’s somewhere else..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aV

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@oberonsghost @GreenJ Did you ever manually cut and paste Roneo stencils? Vital for last-minute edits without retyping.

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A roneoed letter! Do we have a picture of that, @GreenJ? twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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SquigglyRick Apply same to ABC here twitter.com/baddiel/status…

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Tue plan, confirmed: 0924 train to Sydney; triage email etc en route; 1245 “Avoiding war: How states negotiate”, Lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…95

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Accenture has banned pens and paper? Daft cunts. twitter.com/mhbergen/statu…

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Hey @GladysB is today the day we can talk about climate change?

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NickyWill100 This is bad advice pic.twitter.com/niFDA2K1iG

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@cponzi “Never mind the quality, feel the width.”

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@dobes I wouldn’t know about that. I’ve been blocked.

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Why does the Treasurer get a free kick to plug his mini-budget thingy? Shouldn’t the op-ed be written by, say, anyo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ho

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Yes, @dobes is very stunned, as I guess are you @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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“Medicare card details of former Australian Federal Police commissioners available on dark web” by @FarrellPF abc.net.au/news/2019-12-1…

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katgallow This is very interesting. I’m not an expert in heritage law, but my instinct is that this is a perversion of the co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ab

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mnrrntt If she did this in England pic.twitter.com/V1mCVXRHUb

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Only if the power station is still operating and is studded with webcams. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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@bunjaree Swiza is still going. Founded in 1904, which is a little later than I’d have thought. swiza.com/history/

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glengyron Chris Kenny: Merry Christmas
Everyone: Get fucked Chris

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@munin @bunjaree It’s kinda cute, yes. Obviously I’m now curious about the story of this specific model clock. I wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ii

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@bunjaree It looks like it would have originally been in a travelling case like this. A quick search for Swiza reve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k7

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SwiftOnSecurity Pretty soon Microsoft is going to have so many random security portals on different subdomains of their major prope..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PV

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When I arrived back at @bunjaree yesterday I found a newly-resurrected* carriage clock on my desk. Cute. Thanks, To..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5d

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joshgnosis The Tele has a photo of the dog taken into custody by police after the coke bust in Sydney yesterday pic.twitter.com/PSXRSzYUze

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parisba What if we tell them that the fires have unionised?

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Tue plan, rough draft: 0924 train to Sydney; triage email etc en route; 1245 “Avoiding war: How states negotiate”,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bu

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I’m glad to see @CARROT_app getting into the spirit of things. pic.twitter.com/xKhGLP5R5g

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The psychological tension in this scene is palpable. Almost @JohnBirmingham levels of drama. The character developm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TW

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@trentyarwood Wait until they hear about what God will do to you for sinning.

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oneunderscore__ Fun facts about this account retweeted by the president:
—Account is 1 day old
—First tweet was retweeted by the prtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…t0Gs

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RadioFreeTom I stand defiant twitter.com/DPRK_News/stat…

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Tuesday. Your toes need attention. Tuesday.

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