Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 19th, 2019

I’m going away now, because we’re recording the thing in the morning. Please tweet responsibly.

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IPM_HQ time to pay the piper, joey pic.twitter.com/IYpY2Q9hGK

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MurrayWatt “Leading from the front” twitter.com/qldaah/status/…

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MrDenmore Hard to recall a time when political leadership has been so lacking in Australia. The country is on fire, yet the p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fZ

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riverhwells The reviews for has inspired new levels of creativity for reviewers and I could not be more here for it pic.twitter.com/F1kq2v1eJj

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That annoying man is on Twitter again.

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I would buy some of these if they were edible underwear with Morrison’s face right on the important bits. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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SnarkyPlatypus Do you know what a fucking hate crime is. This isn’t it, nerd. twitter.com/GMB/status/120…

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This is a good couple of hours before sunset too. twitter.com/NorsemanPol/st…

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The main differences between Katie Hopkins and a cuckoo clock are that the cuckoo clock makes sense and knows what time it is.

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glengyron “The fires don’t have anything to do with him!” Screams a gazelle holding a briefcase full of money.

“There was a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v8

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evcricket Don’t have a lot of time for media doyens talking down their noses about what the PM is “entitled to”. Guess what?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CR

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hughriminton The new hitch preventing desperately ill refugees getting medical treatment off Nauru - intriguing yarn from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0X

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TomJolly Tomorrow’s @nytimes tonight (updated): pic.twitter.com/uxh2HKW5ES

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@elyobo @nicshields If you recall, he did win the election.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @formalbeer What are the odds he also said “Cowabunga”?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @egadheg It’s that a euphemism for a lady’s front bottom?

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nicshields pic.twitter.com/h2veU74auw

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punchworm if anyone needs me i’ll be in here for the rest of december pic.twitter.com/Eh1OZreFGu

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Viewed from here in Australia, this story feels like “Day with a Y in it”. twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…

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TheKouk And to think, when asked recently in Senate Estimates, Treasury admitted it has not done any research or modelling..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ME

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AshGhebranious @MailOnline This Jenna Nova bullshit story was used in 2009, 2011, 2014, 2017, and now Skynews are using it in 2019..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GB

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AshGhebranious The problem with this story is Jenna Nova is a moron. Temperature recording was not standardised till 1910. It also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pp

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Listening to the new “Stay Tuned” with @PreetBharara: “Impeaching 45 (with Susan Glasser)” pca.st/xtywcbdi

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@trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett This is myxo all over again. A veritable cane toad for mosquitos. ;)

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Ben_Downie BREAKING: @ScottMorrisonMP spotted in HAWAII with Aussie holidaymakers. @7NewsAustralia pic.twitter.com/fZu0HfUaPf

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@twcau That’s because you’re soft.

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femmocollective I just said the words “give me your largest gravy” and I wasn’t even naked.

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The special “Beefhead Day” holiday episode of @beefanddairy is magnificent. pca.st/2y90hjks

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Michael1979 Tech tip for people who aren’t as tech-savvy as me:

When you press the h button on your keyboard, you get a lower-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wA

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“World-first computational model predicts dengue outbreaks” algorithm.data61.csiro.au/world-first-co… Attn: @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett.

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Pinboard 2010’s ranked worst to best:

2019
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2011
2013
2010
2015
2012
2014

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samanthamaiden Good morning. @ScottMorrisonMP Alleged Hawaiian holiday has now been immortalised in s limitrd range of shirts feat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ww

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ProgPro “Hell yeah Trump got impeached looks like he’s finally out of office!”

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“Wow no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JG

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TrainLinkWest Train services are now suspended between Katoomba and Lithgow in both directions.

Buses are running as a replaceme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hg

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stilgherrian This is very good, obviously. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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stilgherrian I can never decide whether “Cory Booker” sounds more like a lame 1970s sitcom character or C-grade gay-for-pay porn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kd

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nwi_jsp I would pay to read a book of just Cats reviews. pic.twitter.com/3HTHxHH9Zf

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Would this be cheaper than at Golden Century, @SnarkyPlatypus? twitter.com/Louiseontwitr/…

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@ChristinemareeH When does he get time to actually listen to “ladies” though?

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Ah, more water-related wisdom from Donald Trump. twitter.com/Kokomothegreat…

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ddale8 Here’s the transcript of President Donald Trump’s comments about how Rep. Debbie Dingell betrayed him by voting for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZQ

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Predicted surface temperatures for Friday at 1600 AEDT. windy.com/-Temperature-t… pic.twitter.com/eMbSya1SmK

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This is a better translation. :) Where’s it from? twitter.com/FlummOxedOldDo…

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @swearyanthony Glad to see you’re conforming to Official Thought. :)

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Google’s version: We have long lost the true names of lost it. Since the goods of others is called generosity, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fL

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HaggardHawks In 1824, a new silicate mineral was discovered in the town of Cummington, Massachusetts. It was ultimately given th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ly

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @swearyanthony Would they have been daft enough to do by an individual email? Media releases..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pi

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AgnessMack “We were able to ask the Chinese Ambassador more questions than we ask our Prime Minister”, an unnamed journalist o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wn

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incrediblemelk The greatest moment of ‘Cats’ was when noted thespian Ian McKellen shouts, in Gandalf’s voice of power and gravitas: “MIAOWMIAOWMIAOW!!”

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9NewsSyd China’s ambassador has delivered a veiled threat to Australia, to keep quiet about human rights abuses or risk losi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FZ

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@developerjack So what you’re saying is that your employer considers these issues so important that it just jams th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lK

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@DrRhysPockett Glebe. You’re your own worst enemy.

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carolduncan I really hope he’s in Hawaii, otherwise those most excellent shirts will be for nought.

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TrainLinkWest ⚠ Partial Closure

Train services on the have been suspended between Mt Victoria and Lithgow du..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lc

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@SnarkyPlatypus Lobster is ridiculously overpriced for how much actual food you get out of them. Plus they’re so much goddam work.

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@juhasaarinen Would I ever lie about such a thing?

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GuardianAus ‘A furry orgy in a dumpster’: what the reviews say about Cats theguardian.com/film/2019/dec/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus The spirit of Christmas. Was the NSW Labor sorting out a few things?

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This is Donald Trump’s pinned tweet right now. pic.twitter.com/jTF1Uq6vpW

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@jplonie Your custom-chosen dogging friend.

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MrDenmore Chin up boomers. You got to keep your franking credit refunds. twitter.com/reddienews/sta…

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Listening to the new @RatlSecurity podcast, The “Sad, Somber, and Solemn” Edition. pca.st/6d3642um

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@paulbam3 It probably would. There’s some fantastic bits in that letter.

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Since “The 9pm Edict” is a listener-supported podcast I’m sure you’ll want to do the needful, especially at Christm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QL

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The podcast pre-production is done. @NicholasFryer and I will be recording tomorrow morning, and the finished podca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bq

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@jplonie Stickr. Because Doggr would be something else.

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The New York Times has fact-checked Trump’s big sooky letter to Pelosi. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

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djspratt So Australia’s all time national hottest day record didn’t get broken yesterday, it got smashed. Tuesday a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mO

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@dlmetcalf Well let’s see. The alleged sightings were elsewhere. I just find the frequent “Murdoch rules the world”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fl

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@dlmetcalf Almost nil. He met with Murdoch only a couple of weeks ago, and he’s not in New York.

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hamishNews Flying into Sydney this afternoon: pic.twitter.com/x8SNcrDESA

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@SnarkyPlatypus This doesn’t surprise me. It’s the ol’ ratchet effect.

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mnxmoosi My daughters just got a huntsman to chase their cat’s laser pointer on our loungeroom wall 😱

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@Rubenerd Yeah it’s a bit grim up here today. :(

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kheitman_au @stilgherrian Twitter snark …
Reddit snark…
Facebook snark…
Breitbart snark…

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“Ordered the media’? Who do these jumped-up little weasels think they are? twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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husbandu gay people have kissed for the first time in history. congratulations gay people . twitter.com/thr/status/120…

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Baby shark doo doo do-do do-do
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Baby shark.

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The podcast pre-production is going quite well, thanks for asking.

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Apparently this is the exact shade of orange make-up used by Donald Trump. BHC06. shop.bronxcolors.com/product/boosti…

Source:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bf

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dahowlett One for @jonerp to riff… pic.twitter.com/pqjJNoZyB6

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markhumphries THE GRETA THUNBERG HELPLINE:
For adults angry at a child.
pic.twitter.com/JAtIKyG4Va

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Oh look! Hazardous air quality across the entire state! dpie.nsw.gov.au/air-quality pic.twitter.com/MS0Tlbrf7v

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NewtonMark North Sydney, Harbour Bridge, Balmain from Pyrmont. pic.twitter.com/rWySTeqCnB

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corduroy Today, @BlumtsCtyCncl closed all Blue Mountains reserves, lookouts, campgrounds and walking tracks. National Parks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TW

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@rohan_p Anything could be happening here.

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@DrRhysPockett What, the Lesbian Mafia in the Matildas? Who appear to have successfully avoided detection once again.

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Another blow for the Lesbian Mafia. twitter.com/davymark1/stat…

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tifeaghna Is this a new thing 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/59KQe4JQwu

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samanthamaiden OK PM won’t be back until Christmas Eve. He’s on holidays now until December 24 twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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DanielShawAU Bushfire emergency underway in Bargo, NSW - Image captured 4 mins ago on Great Southern Rd, Bargo. Warning updates..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dF

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@JonoH @dobes @riskybusiness @rohan_p PSYOPS is a subset of information warfare these days.

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Re-listening to Donald Trump’s remarks at the Roundtable on Small Business and Red Tape Reduction Accomplishments a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KX

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best_in_dumbest We can’t extract the
“Fact” from
“Dissatisfaction” pic.twitter.com/jAc51tVtup

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Note, as always in the Trump cabinet room, the number of women and people of colour around the table. (Note-takers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w4

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The podcast recording with @NicholasFryer will happen on Friday morning, and it’ll be posted later in the day. Sinc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nd

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@NicholasFryer Thu plan, remainder: Podcast pre-production. Yes, the nap was indeed a better use of my time.

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@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron OK well that’s certaInly boosted my mood today.

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@rohan_p @dobes Beautiful. I’d like to hear more from here. I wonder what the question was.

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@purserj @tacticalmaid Better to have too many than too few, at least in the short term.

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@bastardsheep @BatLabels Some eps are also on @SBSOnDemand but I’m not sure where they’re up to.

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@SnarkyPlatypus If it doesn’t have carrot chunks, is it even food?

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phbarratt Welcome to sunny Sydney, with its beautiful beaches. pic.twitter.com/hrHLhopAso

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How to guarantee an electoral win in America? Yeah nah. twitter.com/BernieSanders/…

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@bastardsheep @BatLabels Good question. Dunno. Is this worth checking a Batman fan site? Or can’t we be arsed?

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“You’ll still be covering your eyes and peering in a profoundly disturbed state through the gaps between your finge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zT

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DJMay19 The “backburning isn’t hazard reduction burning” distinction isn’t just pedantry. Fire is complex. If your language..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JI

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formalbeer At last, someone is addressing the elephant in the room, which is that the greens political party watermelons have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cU

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marcdodd Annual tweet paying tribute to the greatest Christmas card of all time pic.twitter.com/mFLGZicmvK

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These people are fucking idiots. Unless the food truck is really a narco sub, @NewtonMark. Attn: @theharryshearer. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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NewtonMark Zume is a company which owns a website and a San Francisco food truck with a pizza vending machine in the back. Sof..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XO

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BatLabels HER MAJESTY’S PRICELESS SNUFFBOXES pic.twitter.com/H1ZgJXOguj

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It’s only just gone 11am in the Blue Mountains. This is all a bit thingy. pic.twitter.com/CNSlmBW90S

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@Rubenerd @SnarkyPlatypus They’ve got it all covered, lah! ;)

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“Chicken rice served at wedding banquet takes social media by storm” asiaone.com/digital/chicke…

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LivMakish Glad someone noticed this!! No durians allowed, even in space! Sci-fi series The Expanse has No Durians sign..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gn

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@PeteLawler @zdnetaustralia @Westpac Well I’m not. It could be any damn thing.

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dianehmartin Prominently displayed in shopping mall pic.twitter.com/nJ6oFoC3He

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Westpac is still trying to work out how to configure Apple Pay to bypass anti money laundering laws. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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zdnetaustralia Westpac customers wait as St George, BankSA, Bank of Melbourne offer Apple Pay zd.net/2rRdRRr

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@NicholasFryer Thu plan, confirmed: Laundry (well under way); podcast pre-production (starting midday-ish). I’ve dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w6

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@purserj I have no warning location set. I’ll give it a try a bit later.

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robertwiblin “We analyze 1505 expert reports of job automation levels across 832 US job types, ’99-’19. We find no support for c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ON

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Airminded “it is remarkable that many of the most successful aeronauts are Frenchmen. Yet for many years now [France] has bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…On

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mrpford Yep that Carrie Fisher has always been so rude… pic.twitter.com/gZ5rJE4rRF

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msweet Flying from Melbourne to Brisbane… here is a progression of images from VIC into NSW 😳 pic.twitter.com/ZHSuPRPyfO

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RadioFreeTom The gentleman from Alabama is out of order, as it is no longer 1985, and that tie and collar is in violation of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bD

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mikeduncan Hired: History is written by podcasters selling razors and mattresses twitter.com/mattyglesias/s…

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark There’s only the one, and it’s hanging in the Smithsonian in DC. pic.twitter.com/YhzU678yrK

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems Anyway that airplane doesn’t have enough computers for Mark.

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems Is this the theory that the faster the airplane the faster the cropdusting gets done?

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DrRhysPockett Can’t I just fix your computer? twitter.com/caraesten/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Is “well-earned tan” the new code for “taken from the beach in an ambulance”? Just asking questions.

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@SuperCroup @oberonsghost Anyway there’s quite the genre on the tubes, including imagery of the end-of-shift bathhouse.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 Sadly, although it’s also for the best, the Australian military is generally very good abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PY

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@SuperCroup @oberonsghost “Wollongong coal miner amongst Bachelor of the Year 2018 contenders”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kB

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@JanJoostBouwman @MatthewBevan There’s often punch-ups on the floor. Should be some videos around.

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@erstkate Besides, he has a new pair of ratty old trainers to wear.

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@expectproblems Something @NewtonMark should see and consider. I imagine it has the perfect fuel efficiency and low..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JT

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expectproblems “Why are you crop dusting with a Mig 17?”
“Eh, it was cheap, and I like the paint job.”

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expectproblems This is a good deal for a Mig 17, even without certs and without being airworthy. Anyone need a jet-powered Soviet-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq

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NickEvershed this spring had the highest, worst fire-weather conditions on record with the BoM but yes let’s talk about ‘alarmis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9L

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katticus28 When the ABC say “the bulk of the criticism has come from Twitter,” they mean ORDINARY PEOPLE who have no other rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ck

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@manaz_d @max_au You’d be surprised what a kangaroo can do with those little paws.

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SuperCroup Albo sends two vacuous tweets, dusts off his hands a d gets back to tossing himself off to pictures of coal mines.

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@kels_316 Look he’s a lovely guy but he seems obsessed with exercise and weight and alcohol.

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Maybe Scott Morrison sneaked away on holiday so he suddenly could cut it short and make a triumphant return to solv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mR

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@kels_316 Ask my doctor, who insisted he know my actual weight last week, the prick.

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Eating too much kangaroo fried rice.

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jendudley Thought this was a Star Wars review for a moment. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Here is the NSW State Heatwave Subplan, activated earlier as well as the State of Emergency. emergency.nsw.gov.au/Documents/plan… (PDF)

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@noreasonspec Thanks, I was going to look for that a bit later.

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adamliaw Home security reminder. A lot of people are going away for Christmas which makes their homes easy pickings for burg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UQ

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OK so this is now one of the weirdest information warfare stories I’ve ever heard. Ping @dobes @riskybusiness..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xE

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New South Wales these days: “Finally, a State of Emergency!”

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@SnarkyPlatypus Looks like your question has just been answered. “State of emergency for the next seven days” smh.com.au/national/nsw/n…

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BOM_NSW Smoke is already visible on radars, outlined in red. The particles in the smoke plumes look similar on radar imager..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI

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ScottTrindall Carrie Fisher letting down reporters late into her passing - a deadset legend. twitter.com/coopesdetat/st…

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@jonkudelka By the way, which party are we talking about?

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@dobes @MatthewBevan I don’t think any of us are ready for this. The next few weeks are going to be amazing.

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@dobes @NewtonMark @theharryshearer But are your walls made of bone? Checkmate, Son!

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jonkudelka I’m going to raise the On level to “embattled”.

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@dobes @NewtonMark @theharryshearer Still, burning down all the eucalypt forests in Australia means we could become a world leader in 5G.

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@dobes @purserj Of FFS! The noise from six times as many jerkbirds is really going to fade the curtains.

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Hey @GladysB is today the day we can talk about climate change?

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bencubby Thursday’s front page pic.twitter.com/OlE3qTwJEz

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “What is Labor doing on coal?” pca.st/jefe5ns7

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@NewtonMark It’s always good to have something to look forward to.

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The podcast recording with @NicholasFryer will happen on Friday morning, and it’ll be posted later in the day. Sinc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QC

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Thu plan, draft: Laundry; podcast pre-production; shopping. Some of this will take place in Katoomba to avoid the h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XO

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I can never decide whether “Cory Booker” sounds more like a lame 1970s sitcom character or C-grade gay-for-pay porn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kd

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@R_Chirgwin I saw @swearyanthony railing against the naive use of that map the other day, so nah I’ll leave that one alone.

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WhoresofYore Otto Dix, ‘Puffmutter’ / Brothel Mother (ca. 1923) pic.twitter.com/qbzFsAoBKO

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MatthewBevan The Americans think one guy yelling for 15 seconds while the Chair gently asks him to sit down is political drama…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nm

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May good fortune go with @NSWRFS today and every day. Thank you so much.

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This is how we begin the day. I’ll be watching everything closely. pic.twitter.com/VJGaT7RGX4

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What, me worry? The weather in the Blue Mountains today is just what we’d feared. Winds up to 40km/h through the da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1E

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NewtonMark @stilgherrian Does Kay Cottee masturbate?

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Thursday. Eggbeater or ice cream? Thursday.

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