Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 22nd, 2019

Halalcoholism Greatest “Bad at sex” tweets of 2019

Choose your fighter! pic.twitter.com/YO2v18yhu3

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hanshs4c Ydych chi erioed wedi meddwl beth mae’r Fari Lwyd yn gwneud o ddydd i ddydd…? pic.twitter.com/dqDVCK0kze

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johnmcternan Glad to hear it was all Tony Blair’s fault after all. Now to replace him as leader. twitter.com/laurapidcock/s…

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RichardTuffin Geebus.

This is Laurie Oakes.

One of Australia’s most esteemed Gallery journalists of any generation.

Noted f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VR

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crippledcommie Indentured servitude. The term is indentured servitude.

We live in dystopian hell. twitter.com/AllOnMedicare/…

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@NewtonMark I grant you that’s not how I live-tweet events but.

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@NewtonMark As I said before, that’s kinda one perfectly legit way to live-tweet a press conference. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NickolasTayler Cis white gays out here clinging to Pete Buttigieg like he’s the last top on earth🙄

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Histreepix Miss Marple assists a drunk friend into a taxi. Harrogate, 1926 pic.twitter.com/WupU6LSvwY

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SBSNews Losses from the Adelaide Hills bushfire have soared with 72 homes now confirmed destroyed along with more than 400..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SZ

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RealTimeWWII In Miami, Chinese-American Ruth Lee flies a Chinese flag while she sunbathes on the beach, so that she won’t be mis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mO

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@R_Chirgwin Check the timing. That’s live-tweeting the press conference. Of course that’s what he’s doing. Criticis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mz

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@developerjack Yeah that’s not going to happen, so that’s not going to happen.

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HistoryHit in 1965 a temporary speed limit of 70 mph was introduced on Britain’s motorways later made permanent. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lq

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BetootaAdvocate Scotty From Marketing Selflessly Cuts Week Long Hawaiian Holiday Short By 45 Minutes: betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/… pic.twitter.com/pxBFvveYij

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BetootaAdvocate RFS Volunteers Begin Wearing Prime Minister’s XI Kit In Effort To Secure More Funding And Water:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EO

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CanberraInsider Malcolm Fraser’s 1981 Christmas message to Australians pic.twitter.com/oh1JyJWlq7

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NewtonMark They’re volunteers and yesterday the Rouse Hill depot put out a call for donations of TOILET PAPER, so if you’re fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9f

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@SnarkyPlatypus @redrabbleroz I guess it’s by inventing the best dumpling concept ever.

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Watching “Katherine Ryan: In Trouble”, and it’s very good. netflix.com/watch/80134968

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@SteveMolk I could watch these clips all day. In fact I did while preparing my podcast.

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stilgherrian Don’t forget that “The 9pm Edict” is a listener-supported podcast, so I’m sure you’ll want to do the needful, espec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ko

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stilgherrian ICYMI, the week’s highlight was an episode of “The 9pm Edict” with @NicholasFryer. Listen now. Or later. You choose. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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stilgherrian NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 499: More podcast, more smoke, more concern about revenue” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/49… Cove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UK

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annie_parker Quoll feets!!!! twitter.com/davidghamilton…

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NewtonMark If they think this is bad. wait’ll they hear about the cotton farmers. twitter.com/nbnnews/status…

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Well @SnarkyPlatypus is a disillusioned lover, and I kinda am, so maybe we should go. twitter.com/Kurt_Sengul/st…

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Kurt_Sengul Pauline Hanson is hosting a “lonely hearts club for disillusioned lovers” in Brisbane on New Years Eve.

I literal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rn

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus I can amuse myself for a long time in a new town. :)

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@Tailgator1 NP. :) And for not being able to sent a $5.80 item they sent a $10 voucher. I won’t be getting rich on that any time soon.

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@Anna_63 @kcarruthers @ScottMorrisonMP Er, that’s NSW state law I linked to, but yeah.

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CaseyBriggs SA environment minister
David Speirs: there is “no doubt” the bushfires across Australia are linked to a changing climate

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus I’d be happy to include Darwin because I’ve never been there, and I can chat to the ABC people while I’m there.

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@SteveMolk It’s amazing stuff. He always went on about the water thing mid-week at the rally in Michigan, was it? Q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zi

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@TheCurbAU It may or may not be to your taste, of course. But give me a HUGE tub of Japanese pickled seaweed any time and I’m yours.

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Looking at the map, it’s all quite large up there too.

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@EbonySecombe @TheNehad O hai. I’m not anyone in particular.

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@Tailgator1 Yeah you’ve got the wrong end of the stick here. I’m just saying they have good customer service. I thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jW

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@TheCurbAU Kelp salad. It’s a major ingredient, apparently.

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@BundyB Wait, what? This adds a whole new dimension to the Jimmy Brings genre.

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@RhombusHatesYou @GdayLaura He’s going to need leaves too. Koalas will curse him forever.

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@EbonySecombe @TheNehad Yeah I don’t think I’m tagged as an “influencer” there.

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@Tailgator1 You went out of you way to say that? That’s impressive.

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GdayLaura Local man Adam, at Cudlee Creek yesterday rescued these Koalas from horrible deaths as fires swept through the Adel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FF

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Anyway yes I really do want to see the north and northwest. Are there any gin distillerie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yc

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Did I say that? Was I drunk? (I would be up for it though.)

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SnarkyPlatypus My mother has been in Australia for 40 plus years and I had to explain the word ‘cunt’ to her in my 20s (not my fau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0H

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I am continuing my run of Menulog orders going wrong. Not Menulog’s fault, the restaurant’s, though this time it wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6P

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REMINDER: We know why Trump is orange It’s because of BHC06. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Here are the relevant Trump clips from the other day. Ping @SteveMolk. youtube.com/watch?v=2Yj-U8…

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Remarkably, the Prime Minister is only the second biggest cunt on the internet right now. pic.twitter.com/q60vjzgc0E

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Good God, this arsehattery is STILL going on! twitter.com/WhiteHouse/sta…

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roobeekeane putting a phrase in bold in an email:
- aggressive
- unnecessary

drawing a penis in a basket pointing to the phras..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YY

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ChrisEgginton BBC report of hectares fire affected in Australia compared to California and Amazon. Wow. pic.twitter.com/DHJYRJm7eO

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@frogworth I’ll have to sack them. They’re useless.

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@frogworth Quite wrong, apparently. I think I was misquoted.

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Reading section 24B of the NSW Constitution Act 1902 No 32. legislation.nsw.gov.au/#/view/act/190… Because I am an idiot. Attn: @GladysB @NewtonMark.

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@Anna_63 @kcarruthers @ScottMorrisonMP Your friend here is section 24B of the NSW Constitution Act 1902 No 32. legislation.nsw.gov.au/#/view/act/190…

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SimonCotter62 Cracking video of the spotter plane and bomber working together pic.twitter.com/wbyQX2AMzL

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@garystark @GladysB You can’t fit a tram into an envelope.

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NewtonMark Imagine flames licking at your house, you’re on the edge of despair, everything is about to go up in smoke. And thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ps

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Still, bonus points to @ScottMorrisonMP for managing to make the bushfires about himself. twitter.com/IsaCatteral/st…

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I’m starting to think that @GladysB is a mythological creature that is only summoned from her cave when there’s a p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…og

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JoeABCNews Around 900 homes now lost Australia-wide this summer .. and it’s not even January. Shock news this afternoon that 72 lost in S.A.

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sylmobile [POLL]: Who is a better male singer?

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BlackheathWx Plenty of activity across the eastern perimeter of Blackheath today. One of many villages/towns/suburbs that is ble..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sB

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chaser JUST IN: Nation which expected nothing still somehow let down chaser.com.au/national/natio… pic.twitter.com/oLQj0A07PJ

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@nambor @ScottMorrisonMP Oh Rob, don’t pick on poor Mr Taylor. :)

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Mmmm… Dorothea Lange… [Swoon] twitter.com/seamuseum_/sta…

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@nambor @ScottMorrisonMP Erm, it’s called creating a thread. It’s a thing.

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seamuseum_ Have you heard the news? Featuring photos by Dorothea Lange, Toyo Miyatake & Aussie WW2 photographers, Capturing Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zj

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Don’t forget that “The 9pm Edict” is a listener-supported podcast, so I’m sure you’ll want to do the needful, espec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ko

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ICYMI, the week’s highlight was an episode of “The 9pm Edict” with @NicholasFryer. Listen now. Or later. You choose. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 499: More podcast, more smoke, more concern about revenue” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/49… Cove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UK

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@PeteLawler There’s a lot of oldfartism going on here, Pete.

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snurb_dot_info Oh look, PM Smoko’s grudging, insincere apology for his Hawai’i escape has even made the news in Germany:

tagesschau.de/ausland/austra…

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@marcuskelson @Bedeapk @MichaelH_PhD I don’t think you can ever please everyone with curated playlists.

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NSWRFS The support provided by our @DeptDefence has been exceptional. aviation rescue crews have been working with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…18

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Fetusberry HELL YEAH BELLA pic.twitter.com/ogBNldTPUD

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KerrieDougherty How many space explorers are women? This infographic has the stats bigthink.com/think-tank/wom…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @marcuskelson @Bedeapk @MichaelH_PhD Have you thought about posting some of your playlists?

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@niltiac I got quite a bit of pushback for this, but looking at the playlist… music.apple.com/au/playlist/ta…

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Sun plan, remainder: Consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; order in some Sunday Dinner; watch videos, probably. I so needed this lazy day.

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@marcuskelson @Bedeapk @MichaelH_PhD I’ve seen the film of course, which some consider the best concert film ever…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…as

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@marcuskelson @Bedeapk @MichaelH_PhD As an aside, I use Apple Music because (a) I’m in the ecosystem, and (b) Telst..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6H

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9NewsAUS The relentless Gospers Mountain “mega blaze” has been filmed crawling up the soaring cliffs of the Grose Valley in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Br

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@marcuskelson @Bedeapk @MichaelH_PhD I was listening to the “Talking Heads Essentials” playlist on Apple Music and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xL

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@KrazyKarl910 Yeah that would be a bit of an adventure, eh. Sorry to hear. You’ll have to Skype it in. :(

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@marcuskelson @Bedeapk @MichaelH_PhD I’ll also check out some of the tweeted covers, though Kermit doing “Once in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…83

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@marcuskelson @Bedeapk @MichaelH_PhD Stepping back a bit, my comment has been misinterpreted as me being against By..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ok

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The Solstice was three minutes ago too, so I’ve missed that as well.

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Hmmm. I really must’ve needed a relaxing day because I’ve justice woken up at 3pm after napping since about 11am. M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0b

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SnarkyPlatypus Late capitalism put up some really strange ideas twitter.com/rht_ebooks/sta…

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Specifically, the red dot is the CBD. The greyish area is the entire Sydney metropolitan area, dwarfed by the burnt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OS

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glengyron 10 years from now in a huge harbourfront mansion:

“I lost the PMship, but I kept my promise to you kids”
“You’re a fucking loser Dad”

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The phrase “the collective Python community getting off” is not a good mental image. twitter.com/AdrienneCohea/…

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franksting Can we have laws against electing people who wear light blue shirts and light brown chinos? twitter.com/susanamet/stat…

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The list of firefighting callsigns is at nafc.org.au/?page_id=271, or at least it would be if the API wasn’t down right now.

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BIRDDOG 275 coordinates all the things while BOMBER 911, a DC-10 of all things, comes in for a water bombing run. pic.twitter.com/gVgEQkDRcN

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Can we just stop talking about Scott Morrison holding his hose.

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PPathole Interviewer: What’s your biggest strength?

Me: Expert in Machine learning

Interviewer: What’s 9 + 10?

Me: 5

In..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O1

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NSWRFS NSW RFS has a dedicated account for families of firefighters Geoffrey Keaton & Andrew O’Dwyer, who were killed on d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ft

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NSWRFS This incredible video was taken by firefighters in the early hours of this morning on Hat Head Rd at , w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nR

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NSWRFS More than 105 bush and grass fires continue to burn across NSW, 59 still to be contained. 7 fires are at Watch and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fw

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BidgeeWagga This was 4:19PM yesterday, looking southwest from the air base in Nowra. Never seen anything like it before…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uT

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Greybeard3 @upulie I couldn’t help it… pic.twitter.com/SOHLQCw5wk

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It’s kinda weird looking at this map and thinking “Well this is a lot better than it could have been.” pic.twitter.com/ZevimHDFut

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Sydney’s weather seems bearable today. And as for @CARROT_app’s question, I think @gathgwyn knows the potential ans..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b5

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Sun plan, rough draft: Lazy morning; Sunday Lunch (but where?); consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; watch videos,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HS

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Tweet works just as well without the last word. twitter.com/MurrayWatt/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus My opinion proved to be unpopular, yes. But I really like a LOT of Talking Heads. Just not everythi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CM

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@GulsonKalervo @tveedercom I think we’ll all be wishing that by day’s end.

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I don’t watch Sunday politics TV. Life’s too short. I’ve just seen some tweets. I’ll read the transcript when the P..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G3

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I see that the prime minister’s press conference is going down a treat. I guess that extra day sitting on the beach..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g1

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paulisci A late entry (adding here because Twitter forks the thread): twitter.com/paulisci/statu…

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paulisci Voting after Christmas. Top 16 move on, eliminated tournament style.

Ranking system: 1 point for a RT, 1 point for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ii

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I said this last night and some people didn’t like it. Heh. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Ah. Him. He must be thrilled to be back from definitely not Hawaii not everything you read on Twitter is true wrong. twitter.com/Donvoegt/statu…

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Whew! I didn’t just accidentally give @gathgwyn double his breakfast rations.

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Sunday. A gas expands to fill the kettle available to it. Awkward. Sunday.

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Wow I’m getting a lot of pushback on this.

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God I should be in bed and not on the line.

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@ApostrophePong Things are pretty fucked here right now. :(

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Listening to a playlist of Talking Heads and thinking about how much better these awesome songs would be with someo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qa

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@Level20EastGuy Have they filled the cabin with smoke? No? Cut your whinging. :)

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jonkudelka The PMO has confirmed Scott’s back in the country so there’s about a 50% chance Scott’s back in the country.

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WarWraith What if Morrison is exactly what he appears to be? A fast-talking used car salesman, who having got the job, has ab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jP

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maximumcuddles This is what happens. This is your outcome. Buy some fucking planes you useless fucks

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@JlsmithLinda Exactly. Over the years I’ve enjoyed telling them to pull in their heads. But with more swearing.

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