Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 26th, 2019

helpmeskeletor Not sure how much you get to gloat about how backwards people in Singapore are when it took you 9 movies to include..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PL

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naamanzhou i hate this cat pic.twitter.com/YEzZ3W9vBe

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@DavidFeng Could be difficult finding someone.

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gths Evita but everyone is a raccoon

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus @markhumphries 1. As you know, Nick, cows a very curious. 2. Not shown are the dozen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M9

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stilgherrian Happy Christmas, America! twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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Hey @RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus @markhumphries when can we expect the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical “Cows”?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ic

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@DavidFeng You can climb up and change that.

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BoldBebo What no polyamorous people want you to know… pic.twitter.com/zs9eRuv3Ss

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Maybe they’re right, @SnarkyPlatypus. Maybe we should just go see some random cats tomorrow. twitter.com/ZachNoeTowers/…

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@giantmetalrobot @RealNickHodge It was said by a stern but matronly factory forewoman.

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus And all this will be achieved through superior British food products from factories..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2a

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@RealNickHodge They also show some cocoa being drunk by filthy Argies before they start… dancing!

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@RealNickHodge Although they kind of skip over the provenance of the cocoa and sugar.

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@RealNickHodge And milk from selected British farms. And British malt. It is all British. Everything is British. British.

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@RealNickHodge And eggs. British eggs. From British farms.

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“This old film, likely from the 1930s, shows the Cadbury factory at Bournville and the model village built by Georg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qy

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@joannejacobs Please don’t explain anything ever again.

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glengyron To run the “Australia” Ad in the UK they had to feature at least one nonce every minute. Did you pick them? (3 in total)

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“This U.S. Navy training film (MN 10121a) showcases the Mark 4 Gun Pod (Mk 4).” youtube.com/watch?v=_6c4k2… Attn: @RealNickHodge.

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@SuperCroup I just want to be prepared psychologically.

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I’m still not sure I’m ready for Judy Dench as a Furry MILF.

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SARussellwords @FilmMomatic I was NOT prepared for just how awful the reality is.

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SARussellwords Today is the day of terror is unleashed on unsuspecting Australian cinemagoers. Here’s my review, so you can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jH

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I only date people who are just a quick email. twitter.com/beshimatisnah/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie “… canned images of fit-looking people meowing and raising their rumps high in the air.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie Some reviews quoted in ‘Pedia are great: The Hollywood Reporter named Cats one of the ten..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9D

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kcarruthers No surprises then twitter.com/starsandstripe…

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@David_S_Dowling This will be a weird kind fo enjoyment, but yes. :)

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@SnarkyPlatypus There may still be a criminal prosecution. They’re just not ordering by-election.

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sylmobile [POLL]: Is 2019 the last year of the decade?

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@David_S_Dowling How would one tell? This is tomorrow, and they’re not advertising that detail.

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TMSTSTFD 764. pic.twitter.com/X6FTdbglmx

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jpwarren I am so doing this from now on. twitter.com/TMSTSTFD/statu…

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CanberraInsider Prime Minister Gough Whitlam speaks at a press conference in Darwin in the wake of Cyclone Tracy, 1974 pic.twitter.com/vIMpV5uU1e

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New Moon is right now, at 1613 AEDT.

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rstevens BABY YODA IMPLIES THE EXISTENCE OF AN EARLIER, HORNY YODA

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@SnarkyPlatypus @paulwallbank @joannejacobs It was the quality of the reviews that convinced me it was worth seeing.

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@paulwallbank @joannejacobs @SnarkyPlatypus That’s OK, we’ve arranged our own self-troll.

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@martinwalsh As an aside, the massive documentary series “The Vietnam War” by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick is superb…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kF

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Finally watching the documentary “The Battle of Long Tan” as a prelude to watching the apparently-excellent movie “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Od

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JeremyMcLellan A Muslim in London just told me Merry Christmas. I smiled and said and Happy Ramadan to you. A beautiful moment of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u6

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NSWFoodAuth : Kienfat Trading Pty Ltd is recalling Sriracha Hot Chilli Sauce 17oz and 28oz from Coles, Woolworths, IGA’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AM

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@SnarkyPlatypus Can I decide for you? It is not a good song.

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erstkate HOLY FUCK THIS IS FANTASTIC.
Perfect in every way. twitter.com/nowimcarol/sta…

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@paulwallbank @joannejacobs I cannot agree with this, though @SnarkyPlatypus may think differently.

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thehill Pope Francis denounces “inhumane detention camps” for migrants in Christmas message hill.cm/6xSLi9U pic.twitter.com/xtKrM9Deyj

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CanberraInsider Gough Whitlam’s statement on Cyclone Tracy and the devastation in Darwin, December 26, 1974 pic.twitter.com/YjycCvQkwh

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ScottMadin this is the correct approach to surveillance devices twitter.com/spidechelIe/st…

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@joannejacobs @JustJimWillDo Welk either way there’s still time, right?

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New Moon is in two hours, at 1613 AEDT.

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@DanielOCnr Lol nah there’s no evidence of that.

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CTWritePretty American healthcare rocks because my daughter’s hospital playset i put together includes a debit card and payment s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SE

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@TomWKoch Exactly. And do you make a show of pressing the button?

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@HousemaidFear @NoelGalaga Don’t worry, I have sorted it out. But for reference, MacBook Pro mid-2015 and an Asus VH242H.

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chaser BREAKING NEWS: Chaser shutting down, unable to compete with reality anymore. twitter.com/Barnaby_Joyce/…

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ellybaxterpr Merry Christmas only to my aunt who just sent a dick video to our entire family FB message thread.

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OK, so this is basically normal behaviour and I can understand what’s going on now. External monitor runs off the g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iO

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I’m an idiot. That blue bit is GPU memory usages. It’s meant to fill up.

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Sigh, there’s only an Apple Mail window on the external monitor plus the Finder of course, but it’s running the GPU..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Id

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@bigbadave If the malware is paying attention to the external monitor connection then I suppose that’s a thing. :)

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@DanielOCnr I’m not precious about fan noise so if the GPU temperature stabilises at something reasonable I can live with it.

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@DanielOCnr Yep. Not sure I can be arsed looking much further. I’ll reset the SMC and that’ll be my last step.

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Unplug the external monitor and it’s fine. GPU allocation sorts itself out immediately. pic.twitter.com/aoXIlmzyt3

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jckichen My coffee mug is currently updating its software, so, that’s a thing.

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@NoelGalaga Nah, it’s not that. It’s just being a prick.

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Yep, this is what’s going on. With the external monitor plugged in, it’s just steadily maxing out the GPU. Sigh…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zr

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Enjoying* troubleshooting a MacBook Pro fan speed problem. Plugging in an external monitor soon causes it to max ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MK

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_jbradley Spot the difference. pic.twitter.com/Q1jJVH0vu8

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edbott When algorithms do a perfectly controlled flight into terrain. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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Gawd no wonder they were crashing. I believe this in the interface that crew weren’t being properly trained for per..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4o

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@seamus @bjango @tassieti @pocketweatherau I have also just bought Snowflake, because four weather apps in my usual..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5l

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ElizaJBarr Hearing that Dundas Valley residents are currently beside themselves because someone forgot to turn the school bell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EJ

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“I want to capture the good news here in California: people are clicking on Facebook until they love it.”

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Yes, read this. It is excellent. They fed Zuckerberg’s words into a bot and then interviewed the bot. twitter.com/earleyedition/…

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@Pasquale_Stella @leighpaatsch Yes, dogs are good so… wait… I don’t think this is how it works.

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@niltiac I’m not sure I can be arsed digging out the research though. :)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh go for it! The colonialist stuff was dreadful.

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mdavisqlder You can meet the Quokkas on an island that was formerly a penal colony for Aboriginal boys and men who committed pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rf

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@SnarkyPlatypus From the archives, “Australia Tourism Ads (1984 - 2010)” youtube.com/watch?v=oVxfCk…

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@paulkidd @niltiac Did you burn the couch afterwards?

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NickyWill100 Also teams that include a Gay Best Friend for fast and honest opinions move the fastest.

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NickyWill100 Changing rooms are for suckers in the

Work out how to try it on out on the floor or move on.

(F..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kc

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@PeteLawler At least Tirpitz could groom his goddam beard.

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@glendturner You’re right, and a few people have replied with similar things. I am rapidly losing the will for this, however.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m not seeing any such adverts here. youtube.com/user/australia… I think the tour operators or maybe t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WX

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@niltiac And, as a few people have pointed out to me, the averages will hide all sorts of details.

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@SnarkyPlatypus FYI, “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats” by T S Elliott. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Possu… I think it’s abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lQ

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MrTimDunn Escape Christmas TV, family or socialising by visiting the INCREDIBLE “Rail Map Online” - a historical interactive..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sE

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, there’s this: “Elevating the financial crime function to report directly to the Chief Risk Offi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n6

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@jruddy99 @Gadgeagoogoo @johnmcternan Yeah, I just can’t see Mr Corbyn doing that. Still, have we seen him in a muscle singlet yet?

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BlackheathWx Katoomba is about to set a new record for driest December, ever. 1.4mm is the current 2019 total. 3.2mm is the pres..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GR

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Thu plan: There is nothing much in my to-do list apart from “Lunch”, so I’ll be flexible in defining that and just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rR

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Wait, was Adam Hills that tramp who kept appearing through the advert?

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@RealNickHodge This is magnificent and I know exactly who needs to know.

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@BXGD This is all true. Can I be arsed looking for Tourism Australia’s research though? I suspect not.

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byourseff When someone tries attacking your site but fails pic.twitter.com/QVsKPftMEV

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@cxi Good. :) Also, Happy Season.

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@Gadgeagoogoo @johnmcternan Wait. @johnmcternan wrote “Die Hard”? That explains a lot about the Blair years.

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@jsleeio Still, they responsed in the spirit of the situation.

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New Moon is in six hours, at 1613 AEDT.

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thelindsayellis I remember when NORAD Santa used to be kind of fun. This is just macabre. twitter.com/cbp/status/120…

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@SnarkyPlatypus OK @jplonie, this does somehow seem more appropriate. Somehow.

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@PeteLawler We’re going to the 2pm session so that gives us about four hours to load up.

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@stufromoz The forecast was for POOR. dpie.nsw.gov.au/air-quality/sy… Watch it roll in this afternoon.

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@bastardsheep This is the modern version of the Flagellants.

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geekylonglegs young people who dont speak korean can sing full BTS songs i don’t see anyone clapping for them twitter.com/ianbremmer/sta…

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@glengyron They’re different films? Which is the one with the CGI breasts?

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I don’t know what happened yesterday but I appear to have tickets for “Cats” for Friday on my phone.

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@glengyron Is this “Cats” you’re talking about?

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Sydney’s Boxing Day weather is adequate, apart from the officially POOR air quality warning. pic.twitter.com/IdfLyPmJTE

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SwiftOnSecurity Spamception pic.twitter.com/DennJ90Eft

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@SnarkyPlatypus If your love shack is irritated you can probably get some sort of ointment.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t quite understand this euphemism.

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Well there’s 3 minutes 10 seconds of my life I won’t get back. Thanks, Kylie. youtube.com/watch?time_con…

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“They stayed an average of 32 nights in Australia and spent almost $5000”? So $156 a day? That barely covers the ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren Look it was OK. “Enjoyed”? Well, it was a good curry. The tripe itself wasn’t something I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jl

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Thursday. The Herding can begin. Thursday.

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