Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 27th, 2019

@IMudlet @GrogsGamut @tim_cook Well yes, obviously, but it’s a hard sell.

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NewtonMark Mate, they’ve been asking for charitable donations of toilet paper and drinking water. You can’t “continue” what yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cs

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@njptower Oh that mouse thing is bullshit yes. :) Happy to indulge the rest.

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@Tweetmags Oh I wasn’t digging, but yes it is a curious report. :)

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ICYMI earlier, my long thread reviewing “Cats” the movie. Unrolled at threadreaderapp.com/thread/1210478… or within Twitter at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nv

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@SuperCroup It’s bottom shelf stuff, but the prices are not unreasonable for a UK import.

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@boynxdor @R_Chirgwin That’s probably a better use for it, yes. As an aside, does Jimmy Brings even do Passion Pop?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xD

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@cbmccartney And yet part of me wants to know more.

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NewtonMark I don’t even know what the sign actually says, but I think this is something Australia can unite behind. twitter.com/rodl/status/12…

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@boynxdor I already have a half-case of Passion Pop en route to the Blue Mountains, because people are trolling me.

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@wolfcat @carolduncan This is still possible. Check the flights.

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@kcarruthers Are you saying it shouldn’t have bitten the zookeeper? Because have you met these people?

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@ellilouhou @GrogsGamut @tim_cook I’ll say “Thank you” when there’s a single concrete fact to thank him for.

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This is important. If you fly a lot, you should know that it’s fucking complicated and sometimes things go wrong. D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bs

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@DanielOCnr @JohnBirmingham Look, there is that. But he’s a mate so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

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@SuperCroup Can you get some closer shots of the prices? Or should I just check the website?

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@franksting @SuperCroup Mate, are we going to get grief from this?

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@SuperCroup Loosely interpreted, yes. OK, then please get me some.

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@njptower You’re strange. If you want a numeric keypad you can get a numeric keypad. They’re not banned.

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Just quietly, I probably shouldn’t be left alone with a fresh litre of gin.

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I have questions about “Greek Light Salad Cheese”. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…

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@SuperCroup Sure. Can you get me some crisps? I mean, good crisps.

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@IMudlet @GrogsGamut @tim_cook If that won’t fix society what will?

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GrogsGamut Nothing says “sincere regrets” like a “relieved” emoji… twitter.com/sussanley/stat…

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@njptower What is “business friendly”?

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Well this is a question I hadn’t thought of asking. twitter.com/CatalanCulture…

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@JanJoostBouwman OK, wow, these are questions that hadn’t occurred to me. I’ll have to ask my RAAF contacts.

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@ihaveabutton @GrogsGamut @tim_cook I appreciate how you’ve turned a thing about one topic into a thing about a tot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qt

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@Tim_Coronel @tim_cook Look he can’t help being illiterate. This is how they speak.

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@tim_cook Relying on the PR whims of some cunt’s company in Silicon Valley is not how we should be organising society.

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@tim_cook This is the thing. Apple could pay for the entirety of Australia’s firefighting for the next decade out o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vs

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Oh look. No facts. No numbers. Apple has $210 billion cash reserves. cnbc.com/2019/07/30/app… Anything less than $10..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lh

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RadioFreeTom What a relief to have people finally helping me with the Mueller report twitter.com/melissapolloc1…

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@DavidFeng Poo Proximity is important, obviously.

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@Askgerbil @KetanJ0 Oh dear God don’t take me seriously you arsehat.

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@LapTop006 She’s in it for several minutes spraying out catnip. So if that does it for you…

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@KetanJ0 HURRAH COAL IS CHEAP LET’S GET BURNING!

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FoxJolyon Still dead. Fuming.

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Sorry, but not even Taylor Swift can persuade me to fuck a CGI furry.

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simonharley This is the maddest recruiting poster I’ve ever seen. In the tropics wearing blue battle dress but with camouflaged..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rt

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@bastardsheep Sorry, @KetanJ0, this is the character as first written.

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@bastardsheep This was beyond comprehension. But then in the original Jennyanydots tears off her fat suit to reveal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7x

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From a friend: “Also: just me or is this an accidental map at Thailand torn into the couch @ my local hostelry?” Pi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MR

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Also, there wasn’t a single furry in “Cats” that I wanted to fuck.

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@HartWexford This is all getting very confusing.

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@JustJimWillDo @HartWexford Sure. Not Lloyd Webber, obviously. And “Jesus Christ Superstar”.

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Just so you all know, I’m still here in just my underpants. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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ItsAndyRyan I’m close to breaking this whole thing wide open pic.twitter.com/TLJnSeXeej

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@HartWexford Many of the songs are OK if you don’t have ballerinas singling them. Or, and I say this with respect, Judy Dench.

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@HartWexford Also, we should blame as many people as possible.

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@HartWexford If you are suggesting that a musical should have something resembling a plot, then I am with you.

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So yeah, “Cats” (2019) in summary: Andrew Lloyd Webber and co-conspirators had once stitched together a Frankenstei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MV

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@JustJimWillDo I love you dearly. It’s just that counting cats’ toes is a whole new thing after today’s trauma.

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@glengyron @juhasaarinen Don’t drag that Finnish cunt into this.

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@HartWexford Thanks for that. So basically Nunn made the mess and Lloyd Webber cashed in. What a cunt.

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Look all this Coping Gin doesn’t pay for itself. Please help. stilgherrian.com/tip.

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Well here you go. Let’s assign blame appropriately. twitter.com/HartWexford/st…

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This is an excellent question. Not being an expert, I can only point to the ‘Pedia article. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_(mus… twitter.com/HartWexford/st…

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Yes, if you haven’t read this thread on “Starlight Express” you’re missing out. twitter.com/CozyJamble/sta…

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Yes, Rebel Wilson’s character Jennyanydots is canon. Including the part-the-flesh thing. twitter.com/bastardsheep/s…

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Counterpoint: Why don’t the female characters have eight boobs? Or the male characters have balls? twitter.com/CameronCollie/…

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This is a fair reaction. Lloyd Webber has a lot to answer for here. But at the same time I reckon that if you’re sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…01

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Pro Tip: “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats” is not The Gospels.

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Pretty much, yes. “Cats” a bunch of characters and then it… stops. That’s not the film. It’s because Andrew Lloyd..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JU

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Yes, mostly the same songs, though with some rearrangement. The Wikipedia articles document this…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lr

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So that’s the main extemporised thread. If that was fun, please consider the tip jar. stilgherrian.com/tip/ I’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zn

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Overall, given the reviews, I was hoping that “Cats” was something I could hate and laugh at. But in the end, I was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vc

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Why didn’t someone, at some point in the production, ask “Wait, why are we doing this again?”

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Why doesn’t Dench’s Old Deuteronomy snuggling with Hayward’s Victoria at the end of the film turn into an intergene..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dG

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Why does Dench as Old Deuteronomy even give Victoria the time of day if her vision of a cat with soul is [spoiler a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rz

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As I said earlier, “Why is any of this happening?” If the whole night is a song contest to win a prize, why is newc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OH

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I won’t dig into any more individual characters. But when the ‘pedia says “inconsistent tone” I agree. “Cats” (2019..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7U

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Oh. Taylor Swift. Yes, there’s a new song co-written with Lloyd Webber. “Beautiful Ghosts”. It’s worked into the pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…06

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Who else? Idris Elba as Macavity was OK, but then that character is basically a WTF why are you even here this “vil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jz

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Taylor Swift as Bombalurina was the producers’ prick-tease. Her character’s appearance was a complete deus ex machi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…it

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Ian McKellen as Gus the Theatre Cat was spot on. Another character that is irrelevant to the main story arc, such t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jf

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Rebel Wilson as Jennyanydots was a lark. The whole mice and cockroaches schtick was a bit WTF, but Wilson can scoff..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kc

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I won’t go through the whole cast, because as I said before there’s way too many pointless characters in this story. But here’s some notes.

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By comparison, Francesca Hayward as Victoria is so, so weak. Virtually no emotion. Some critics have pointed to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ju

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Now in the film, Grizabella is played by Jennifer Hudson. She plays the character well, but her performance of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GA

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Now what’s the biggest song in “Cats”? It’s “Memory”, right? It’s the centrepiece torch song of the whole damn thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VI

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I also found her cat ears totally beguiling, but that’s a whole personal sexual thing that’s best left for another time. Mrrrowl.

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Take Dame Judy Dench, one of the finest actors of her generation, who plays Old Deuteronomy, traditionally a male c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2x

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The main problem, and this is a problem with many musicals, is that it hasn’t decided whether the big-name stars ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dk

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Not in a Thai sex bar sense. In a 3D motion capture sense.

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In her defence, her character’s main role in the first act is to be hit upon by every male character because she’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EZ

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As Victoria, Francesca Hayward is a good ballet dancer. I agree with everyone who said it’d be great if she’d had m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gP

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I has to be said: The singing was very average. Very.

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Let’s look at this as a movie in its own right. As a stage musical, but with many more stages that a theatre could..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MC

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But yeah, once they’d gone with the “We are all furries” creative decision I was with it. I don’t think that’s the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…El

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And this. Yes, I saw this comment and watched the performers’ feet and couldn’t take my eyes away. twitter.com/bastardsheep/s…

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That said, yes, it was shoddy. Poor attention to detail. We still saw the cut where in some scenes Judy Dench’s han..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bF

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But the thing is, I didn’t have the “uncanny valley” reaction to the human body shape / furry bodies / human faces..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OK

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“‘A furry orgy in a dumpster’: what the reviews say about Cats” theguardian.com/film/2019/dec/… And yes, the cats go throug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BN

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Now a lot’s been said about the CGI, and about putting human faces on furries who are waggling their tails and pres..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dp

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Anyway, back to the review. “Cats” itself is basically a bunch of songs in search of a plot, and this 2019 movie is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…86

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I mean how the fuck is this even a thing?

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Right now I’m still trying to get over the fact that Andrew Lloyd Webber’s net worth is £820 million.

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Half a sec. I’ve just had to hunt down another bottle of Coping Gin.

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But without Michael York. But you get that.

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It’s more or less “Logan’s Run” but with cats.

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Act 2: Everyone competes in a kind of 1930s “Britain’s Got Talent” to earn the right to be hurled into the sky* to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5y

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In this Act, an abandoned kitten called Victoria, because of course she is, is hit upon by every other cat because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DV

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Act 1: A disconnected series of character portraits, of which there are far too many because there are far too many..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qh

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So, “Cats”, whatever version you see, is basically this…

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I haven’t researched T S Elliott.

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Also, at this stage, there is no evidence that I’ve seen which would suggest that Andrew Lloyd Webber is a long-ter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hw

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Nevertheless, “Despite its unusual premise that deterred investors initially, the musical turned out to be an unpre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JG

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I mean just read this. What even is this bullshit synopsis? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_(mus…

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Overall, though, the thing to remember about all of this is that while the poems are delightful little character po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ns

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According to Wikipedia, Lloyd Webber “had originally set music to ‘Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats’ at the age..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S8

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“Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats” was published in 1939 and then Europe descended into one of the bloodiest war..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CC

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Some of you are asking questions. I will take questions at the end.

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As background, this whole debacle began with some innocuous whimsical poems by some bloke called T S Elliot…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zu

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So, the thing to remember about “Cats”, any version, is that it’s all Andrew Lloyd Webber’s fault. There is literal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jq

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No, @markhumphries, because I’m sitting here in my underpants and with my Coping Gin and the world is not ready for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dn

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Right, I have poured myself a nice strong Coping Gin, so very soon I will be giving a brief extemporised presentati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU

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Thanks, Dave ☺ pic.twitter.com/uhn4fMarw8

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@R_Chirgwin No nuance there, really, is there?

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@swearyanthony @kels_316 Yeah that was something that looked good on parade but in practice was a bit sad. It would..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gg

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@paulwallbank @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Wait. You didn’t fuckin’ pay for it. I paid my own goddam money to watch that train wreck!

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kcarruthers Or some of them even have wives who do all of the labour for “free” twitter.com/existentialcom…

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@kels_316 My ex-RAAF officer mate who drew this to my attention was saying I should now tell people he was Army but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zB

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Apparently RAAF officer trainees are so traumatised by being away from home and having to do exams they need a ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gr

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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@bengrubb It’ll come a little later when I’ve gathered my thoughts.

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@SmurfingBeer @jdub Poor duck. Or isn’t it (wasn’t it) a goose?

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@paulwallbank I’m heading back to Ashfield as we speak, and @SnarkyPlatypus and I have agreed to talk about it on t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5i

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OH, short bald man at bar: “Does this Moscato have bubbles?”
Bar staff showing open bottle of Moscato: “Er, no.”
Ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…95

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zerogeewhiz Narrator: Old mate here has an…interesting take. twitter.com/nickwri9611503…

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_midofo_ Imagine doing half the comb over, and then just saying “fuckit, I will go on national TV anyway” twitter.com/charles_kinbot…

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@mwyres @jdub Exactly. I dunno, young people today…

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I’ll need a while to digest all that. My current state of mind, however, is “Why is any of this happening?”

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@petstarr I think they’re reserved for accessible? No one was sitting there. Or blocked out for other reasons?

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I’m sure the 2pm film will start soon,because it’s 2.25pm.

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In the cinema nice and early for “Cats”.

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@Colgo I’ll come back to you on that.

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Walking in the direction opposite from where I’m going so I can spend more time on the tram.

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I am not having a pie, however. BECAUSE I HAVE SELF-CONTROL.

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@Epigrammist Indeed. A strange relic. Anyway the full set of photos is over here. flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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I feel like a pie and now so do you.

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@Epigrammist Kinda, yes. More that the Parramatta Light Rail projects will recycle a big chunk of the right of way. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parramatt…

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__apf__ My son thinks warehouses are like werewolves: during the 🌕, a large storage house turns into a person. It’s so deli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2c

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DrJenGunter The scene was cut by the CBC 5 years ago to make room for commercials. Nice faux outrage Junior. If you had real ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4i

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People having a big sook because a few people paid for a bit more comfort in a tiny section of a cricket venue. [Rolls eyes.]

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@jperlow Yep. :) This one saw that its human had said hello to Mme, a stranger in the street, and was all like HELL..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7g

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Being molested in the street by a random poodle. A proper big black one.

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bobcesca_go You’re the president of California, dingus. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@paulwallbank @BXGD Ah, some statistics laundering going on there. (My source for the term should be here by the Wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aC

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jperlow Social networking will someday be looked upon as one of the gravest errors humanity has ever made since nuclear wea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sw

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@9edward Thanks. ICYMI, the full set of photos at full resolution is over here. flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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davidgerard first they fight you
then they laugh at you
then they ignore you
then you hodl

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SuperCroup Prince Phillip’s doing well, I see. twitter.com/41Strange/stat…

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@NuclearAnthro @ThomCheney @TeenVogue At least these young women will be well-dressed as they tear down the nuclear patriarchy.

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sarahquaint I have a work credit card. We constantly buy scalpels, gloves, heroin, etc. All the normal crime lab stuff.

A scam..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8T

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nowthisnews Donald Trump’s cameo was cut out of ‘Home Alone 2’ for recent holiday airings in Canada pic.twitter.com/2BlKYHfzRu

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@NuclearAnthro @ThomCheney @TeenVogue Or this. “The Flintstones Smoke Winston Cigarettes - Classic TV Commercial” youtube.com/watch?v=V0dcsJ…

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@NuclearAnthro @ThomCheney @TeenVogue In my view it’s no worse than when investigative journalism was funded by adv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3s

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@wobbly_tiger The solution here, obviously, is to not look.

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@bastardsheep Hahahaha. We’re in the 2pm session. This is all going to be terrible isn’t it.

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ThomCheney @NuclearAnthro so to summarise go @TeenVogue

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foiguru If as quoted PMC claim would “substantially or unreasonably” divert resources they haven’t read the act correctly…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ob

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@davidgerard Nought wrong with shifting some units.

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A song for all Australians in these troubled times. This is very good. twitter.com/thechatsband/s…

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Oh, I’d forgotten about this. Now I’m afraid to look in the other silos. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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@gths Have you eaten all the skinks already?

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_Pokedex_Facts At the age of four, Bruno Mars was formed from a mutated virus that came to Earth on a meteorite.

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BTW, if you haven’t read “Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain” then you’re a fool to yourself and a burden to others*…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WX

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OK, this looks like it’s going to be A Thread. twitter.com/davidgerard/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Exactly like that wonderful* long interview with Patricia Karvelas.

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@SnarkyPlatypus They were 1500-word reports, to be sure, but each one was just a 10-minute to-camera piece from random regional locations.

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SnarkyPlatypus were they the quality of his recent video? lol twitter.com/andy_park/stat…

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The great thing about buying ebooks is that they hide unread on my tablet rather than piling up at my bedside in a guilt-inducing tower.

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@kels_316 Indeed. People who ask this never seem to want to hear the answer.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I reckon it could be done with something a lot lighter than half a ton of epsom salts. A reckon a f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9d

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Now, if @abcnews could stop putting sports stories in the “World News” and “Australia News” sections that would be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rg

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A genre of tweet I’m starting to loathe: “I saw a news that I wasn’t interested in therefore newsing is broken.” Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NL

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AlanYuhas An “angry-looking” 45-year-old tortoise set a house on fire in Essex by knocking a heat lamp onto its bedding (the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4T

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HappySinger Apparently @patstokes is trying to get this image removed from the Internet. Would be a shame if anyone were to ret..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FN

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“‘An instant global consciousness’ and a profound connection to Earth and its people could be recreated with nothin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YQ

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@Ng88Mr Look don’t worry about that. FREE IPHONE! Lol.

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@Fascistlefty @dmaguz That’s not entirely clear from this article. The whole thing looks like a complete mess.

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start; 1125 train to Wynyard; errand; tram; 1230 lunch, Haymarket; 1400 “Cats” with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UH

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Just seen on the Apple Australia website, a fine example of just how big the margins are in this industry these day..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e6

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dmaguz Justin Hemmes hospitality empire accused of up to $129m in underpayments; law firm says it’s uncovered docs showing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BQ

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tcwittes This wins the contest for how much euphemism you can fit into a single tweet twitter.com/spa_eng/status…

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@bastardsheep I haven’t been watching, sorry. Dunno.

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NSWRFS Very High Fire Danger Rating for many parts of the state. Almost 1,300 firefighters in the field. Over 70 bush & gr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hQ

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41Strange The Human Nervous System pic.twitter.com/S7cX3XA8RE

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FatherBob What’s going on at this event? twitter.com/lubiephil/stat…

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I haven’t tweeted a bushfire map for a few days, but seeing where the fires are in relation to Wentworth Falls is…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FCJI

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chrisdubrow @stilgherrian сейчас не время говорить о кошках

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@VirtualTal Indeed. And that’s why @SnarkyPlatypus and I are going to se it today. We must experience the horror.

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A sunny day is scheduled for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/vUWPen9c9s

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@bgosford I don’t think you’ll find many arguments there.

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BriannaWu According the the @nytimes, over half the online anger directed at came from Russian sock puppet accounts..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BI

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@bgosford Except that’s Dame Helen Mirren. :)

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“[The] Blue Lagoon, starring Brooke Shields, was filmed at the resort.” Nice one, Mr Morrison. thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/…

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Friday. Take the third turn on the left, and stop after 250 metres. Be sure to sing in tune. Friday.

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