Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 10th, 2020

johnb78 Hot take: Korea is the Ireland of East Asia. Colonised by all three of culture, settlement and direct annexation by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FV

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@JaneyGodley No you are right. If they’ve said the meeting is at 11am then that’s when it starts and if the cunts a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2T

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MrMichaelSpicer get
it
done pic.twitter.com/AU702JmFkn

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shaunmicallef The story of a young peasant girl who falls for the deceitful nobleman Albrecht. When his true nature is revealed,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qu

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shaunmicallef Alpine Mastiffs Reanimating a Distressed Traveler, 1820. Sir Edwin Landseer. pic.twitter.com/nIuv8URahs

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shaunmicallef Great catching up with Paul Cézanne the other day. Put the fruit in a new curry and still had time to get a photo d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AW

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shaunmicallef Thanks to the helpful crew of the HMAS Parramatta for helping me load myself into a torpedo tube and launching me a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cy

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shaunmicallef Biggles Flies East by W. E. Johns. 2nd hand. Slightly foxed around the edges. Cover soiled. $35.00 plus postage. pic.twitter.com/wrQOQQAl3J

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shaunmicallef Great to be visiting the bleak dystopian landscape of the 8th circle of Hell this week. Spent a great day trapped i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ho

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shaunmicallef Great to be photographed taking a selfie myself photo-bombing my Facebook page open at all my photos. Anyway, back..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0K

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shaunmicallef Great to be photographed surrounded by garbage. ! pic.twitter.com/8oJfp0Vzif

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shaunmicallef Great to be photographed with a giant bronze replica of a whale at Kurnell (mainly to show scale). pic.twitter.com/UJH1fASaAm

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shaunmicallef Great to be photographed apparently unaware of the camera while staring off across regional Australia. Love the win..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rn

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ursulakleguin I don’t think this will work out the way you hope, Laura.
Oh social media. pic.twitter.com/49m1UWnVzl

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@HashNotAdam @lachlanhardy @zbendr I mean the other option is to hire an agency and spend $2k per video. ;)

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@HashNotAdam @lachlanhardy @zbendr Lachlan reveals later it’s just a voiceover for a slide presentation. No camera required afaik.

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@lachlanhardy Here you go. Presentation app full-screen, built-in mic, Command-Shift-5 and start recording, and sam..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xq

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@lachlanhardy Lol yes. Command-Shift-5, set to record full screen as a movie, and with the microphone.

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@lachlanhardy Heh. Fair enough. Someone else my be able to suggest some screen recorded software that’ll record you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hj

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@lachlanhardy Meh. Import the slides into Keynote. :)

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@lachlanhardy @zbendr Recording a slide show with voiceover is something you can do in Keynote.

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@lachlanhardy iMovie is more than adequate for that. Indeed you can do the original recording in Keynote and just d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aa

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@lachlanhardy As an aside, too many people over-produce their videos anyway. But that’s enough of a whinge from me.

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@lachlanhardy Sure, just use iMovie that’s on the machine already. You can always buy something else if it can’t do everything you want.

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@JustJimWillDo @chaser I have been told this. I don’t know what this says about us. I mean us as a species.

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Wait. Did @chaser not spot that this was a parody account?

(To be fair, I’ve sometimes been Poe’s Law’d by these g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fg

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@alexkidman @VerticalHoldAU Aussie tech journos are already pretty cooked.

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@R_Chirgwin @vealmince Well you made it to Tamworth, so there’s that.

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@R_Chirgwin @vealmince I’d forgotten that you were on the way north today. If I even knew to begin with.

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‘Amcal Pharmacy is using digital out of home (DOOH) to target tired Australians with time-of-day messaging that aim..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rz

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@AdamRen I’m not clicking through to this shit. :)

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@vealmince So this new one also protects privacy?

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@_midofo_ And then they crumble to dust?

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Just heard an advert on a podcast, “Introducing Google Nest Audio, the smart speaker that’s built for sound.” Unlik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XA

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It’s a tanning bed for your teeth! pic.twitter.com/kKIn2LwrZL

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@DrRhysPockett What’s the connection between motorcycles and butt plugs? Or should this be obvious?

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Pakistan, one of the less well known Black Sea states. twitter.com/tassagency_en/…

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Histreepix Millions of Britons tuned in for the BBC’s long-anticipated The Last of The Summer Wine / EU Commission crossover e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T6

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falican Check on your archaeology friends during Covid, they are not okay. pic.twitter.com/Ftm9zhap3t

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Pleased to see that a package coming from Melbourne for me just 100km from Sydney is confirmed en route to Brisbane.

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“This Wild Cockatoo Does This To His Favorite Person Every Day” youtube.com/watch?v=u_WfE_…

Oh @dobes @purserj this po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gv

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marquelawyers The High Court has dismissed the challenge to the validity of Victoria’s lockdown laws, confirming that our Constit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7u

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@dobes @swearyanthony @davidgerard I believe the correct name for this particular Venn diagram is Goatse.

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jvega3_ Me: Why did my alarm not go off?

My alarm: pic.twitter.com/wGKB33ViMw

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@jplonie @gathgwyn I don’t trust that little weasel.

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dobes This is the end that 2020 deserves. twitter.com/consequence/st…

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@dobes @jxeeno 1.4km is 7 minutes is a pretty brisk walk.

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egojunk1 grandma said twitter is just reader’s digest for gen x and I had to sit down and stare at the floor for a few minutes.

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skyaustnews Sky News host Peta Credlin is disappointed to see bias creeping in to every Australian news outlet except Sky News…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uX

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Dear High-Profile Media People, someone criticising you isn’t a “troll” even if they’re incredibly rude. Don’t be so fucking precious.

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Thu plan, an update: I’ve just finished all the podcast pre-production, so the rest of will proceed as previously a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ax

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@Amata_georgeii @foursaken @bunjaree Thanks, George. Good to know. They’re pretty little things.

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@RealNickHodge Yeah well you know what journos are like.

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zachsherwin 🎵’Tis the season to contrive dubious palindromes / Fa la la la la, la la la laf 🎵

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A thousand flying taxis in Melbourne was just another up-the-buzz piece of bullshit to pump the share price. Uber is such a scam.

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@AngryWagtails @bunjaree This is what the finder suspected. Thank you. And yes, very pretty.

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@bunjaree Here is Moff 2, in a somewhat less sharp photo. Sorry, it was in the shadows. pic.twitter.com/nGuBt82q0A

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Spotted at @bunjaree today, three kinds of moff. Here is Moff 1. pic.twitter.com/ozX0u7HIha

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@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers But you do get plenty of cheap lobster in Sydney right now. :)

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“Isaac Asimov: Three Laws of Robotics” (1975) youtube.com/watch?v=qJwHbE…

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TubeTimeUS let’s order strange things from NIST! first up is this jar of reference peanut butter. it’s only $881 per jar! pic.twitter.com/5oMqW0rySG

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@prleeds No sign of cicadas today, but we have a mob of magpies who may have eaten them all.

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OvidPerl Oh, this is glorious. Just glorious.

There is a font named “Hellvetica” which uses deliberately bad kerning.

The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MV

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“Covid forces Davos forum to move to Singapore” bbc.com/news/business-…

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EJBrand Artist: So how would you like to be painted, young lady?
Girl: With my favourite fish
A: Are you sure? It might di-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1U

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NotATweeter16 @marceelias “Release the Kraken?! I thought you said we were supposed to smoke it!”—Giuliani, probablypic.twitter.com/M3KBYCd3B99

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pixelatedboat It has been pointed out to me that I made a mistake in this tweet - instead of “attorney generals” I should have sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xZ

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ATTENTION ALL TIKTOK USERS! There may be a job for you at triple j. careers.abc.net.au/en/job/501359/… twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

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@damana Australia’s bird life really is quite wonderful.

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Hey supporters of “The 9pm Edict” with TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC, if you want to insert your brain into..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VH

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Thu plan: Podcast pre-production for tomorrow; work on my next fascinating article; data wrangling; quiet evening.

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danielpunkass I can’t believe Zoom gives away their best feature, limiting meetings to 40 minutes, for free.

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@Idealaw Sorry, a bit of a rant and you know those latter bits.

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@Idealaw 2. Sometimes old-school media pecking order. Reporters don’t get to make judgements and express opinions…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ng

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It’s going to be a nice day in the Blue Mountains, in the sense that I’ll enjoy this weather. pic.twitter.com/FgUz30OMv1

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