Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 19th, 2020

qldhealthnews ⚠️Public Health Alert: The Glen Hotel⚠️

We are urging anyone who was at The Glen Hotel, Eight Mile Plains on Wedne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cc

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@dannolan My guess is Afghanistan for Christmas.

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MichaelWestBiz AFR goes full satire mode pic.twitter.com/OT6s729fQm

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Disappointed to discover that the magnificent Santa’s Winter Village at Noarlunga was shut down. Bonus points for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GH

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gregmlarsen Sticking your nose out of your mask is the new fedora: I almost respect how commited you are to looking like the dumbest cunt on earth.

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oz_f Fifteen years ago Family Guy invented film podcasts pic.twitter.com/T9Ldi3jACH

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bolton_exotic goose on a moose pic.twitter.com/kFiT6fvinK

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JasonUkman The Post asked readers to come up with a word or phrase to describe 2020. A 9-year-old in Mich. nails it…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oz

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robjoz83 $100 says there’s a coyote under there. pic.twitter.com/KgT5Z6w1gG

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@o_donnellsally I’m sorry to hear she had a fall — no wait, fell over — but I am really hanging out for a more prectwitter.com/i/web/status/1…BprS

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@giantmetalrobot Maybe. But I don’t know what it’s about.

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mycrowgirl @cricketcrocker I walked into a bar with salamander on my shoulder.
I said “One pint for me and one for my mate Tin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0u

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@dobes @purserj Yes, there’d be a surcharge for that though.

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@dobes @purserj Do you have to boil the jerkbird down or can you just rub it all over your body?

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@Mich_Mac Sounds a good plan, except that in the bush there’s more things to trip over and fewer people to hear you scream.

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@JustJimWillDo Yeah, I just slipped on a wet floor and it’s nothing more than bruised and *slightly* grazed knees…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AD

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So at what age do you change from referring to it as “They slipped and fell over” to “They had a fall”? Asking for a friend.

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cameronwilson Some kid posted this in a Facebook group: he claims he wrote ‘Fuck NESA’ in his HSC exams and now he can’t get his..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jg

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@ApostrophePong @indiescribe I hope so. I haven’t collected it yet but it should still be in its box from the factory.

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@dobes @caseyjohnellis Wow. It truly is a strange land. :) And yeah despite the mockery, thanks Casey.

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astroIogee people who think astrology is fake also think aquarius is a water sign

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ryanstruyk This is absolutely mind-blowing: 1 in 100 Americans have tested positive for coronavirus in the last two weeks.

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artywah I bought some lovely German Christmas cake yesterday, but it was stollen this morning.

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I just re-found this from earlier in the year lol. pic.twitter.com/ZH5pjaEvgf

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_youhadonejob1 Wear a mask. pic.twitter.com/d2REsIKvOi

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SatPaper This week’s cartoon, by @jonkudelka ..satpa.pe/carto7mocC1

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I got 19/40 in today’s quadruple-length @SatPaper quiz. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/12/19 I really shouldn’t rush through it.

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Oh dear, @JustinianNews has been quite cruel in his @SatPaper Gadfly column: “Ms Cash will move from careers advise..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x4

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therecount During the U.S. Space Force 1-year anniversary celebration, VP Pence announces members will now be called “guardian..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a0

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DefenseBaron Donald Trump’s Space Force people will be called Guardians. As in… soldiers, sailors, airmen, Marines and … Gua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cf

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@zippydazipster Oh that’s right, I vaguely remember this.

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AFlanagan Pence! aaa-haa! Saviour of the universe
Mike Pence! Mike Pence! He’ll save everyone of us! twitter.com/TheKennyDevine…

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@Wyld Eight is twice as big as four, so 8am is twice as good as 4am.

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Can someone remind me how the whole drip thing started? These days it just seems to mean “I am unhappy about a vari..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5R

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fictillius Gladys should do the weekend 11am press conference in a north face jacket. Maybe some drips might spontaneously combust.

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DrEricDing BEAUTIFUL—Italian Architect Stefano Boeri has designed prefabricated pavilions, which are set to house9 vac.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pTI

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@garystark @NewtonMark Well there’s an image that won’t ever go away.

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@garystark @alexkidman Putting aside the metric question, that would make the keys something you’d really have to p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DD

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@juhasaarinen Well that’s quite disturbing indeed.

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@garystark One I have to push all the way back and off the edge of my desk lol.

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@DUCKVILLELOL Hah! No menu, though, it was just part of the food being handed* around as part of the pub’s Christma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ny

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@indiescribe Especially as I’d been joking for several days and right up to the last minute about going to the pub..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fo

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@DUCKVILLELOL Exactly that, with duck. And hey if you want it to look like you’d enjoy a good duck…

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Looking back at last night, I reckon this is one of the most disturbing photos I’ve ever taken. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Sat plan: Slow start and a relaxing day because Saturday; 1300 lunch with a co-conspirator; data wrangling; and som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HD

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Laughing. Laughing in despair.

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@GaryCushway I’d be fine with this. I’ve never been to Glasgow, or the UK for that matter. Or Europe. I must fix that. But not now.

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@garthk These two statements may or may not be related.

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@adam_turner @alexkidman I don’t know why you work for that prick, honestly. :)

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@elronxenu Think of it this way: Sign a cheaper longer-term lease while the sookybabies are whinging about depresse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4G

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@GaryCushway Here the max today of 23°C is -2°C below average.

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It’s 6 days until Christmas.

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It’s a bit of gloomy day in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/rmwZ1jDWgW

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HornyMichlinMan oh! sweet release! and yet, the soaring high of orgasm is followed swiftly by the despair of being a monster made of tires

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MemesSurreal Do you want to join It? pic.twitter.com/GR8Dj2DL6X

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Saturday. The alarms are the same as usual but the fires are different. Silence the screaming. Saturday.

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