Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 25th, 2020

I can’t stress enough how beautiful this is. twitter.com/AusintheUS/sta…

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@AusintheUS Beautiful work, and I’m glad our representatives in The America are doing us proud.

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@trentontheradio It’s an important part of our heritage now.

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@kcarruthers That really is pleasing. Mine just autocorrects “duck” to another word.

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chaser Merry Christmas everyone. Don’t forget to take a moment to honour Jesus’s legacy by rioting in a bank.

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HartWexford Baise-moi is a Christmas movie

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@DavidFeng David, I know it’s Christmas but we’ve been here before. Friends don’t let friends drink Foster’s.

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glengyron Absolutely. twitter.com/_amygray_/stat…

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@glengyron This fish looks acceptable. No octopus would punch it.

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It’s what Dickens would have wanted. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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@dunderment There’s a similar but different effect watching Soviet-era Russian pop music TV shows on YouTube.

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More correctly, this is then only fascinating part. Recommended. twitter.com/dunderment/sta…

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@NewtonMark @D_Keating @fictillius Dr Swan has been going on about aerosolised poo for some time. Mind you that’s n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vC

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@BXGD There was also that whole thing about lobsters travelling inland. The whole scenario was very poorly thought through.

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@JustJimWillDo I’m saving the tongue for Phil the Greek.

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Riding Sputnik 1, and spacewalk with Christmas Tree. pic.twitter.com/AQWHq9jMw7

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Fri plan, remainder: Another drink; soup; another drink; find and watch the Queen’s Christmas Message; maybe anothe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pi

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LostfoundE Christmas in Berlin 1961
Couple from West waving to family from East Berlin… pic.twitter.com/YKUXe4ocO6

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Three wise men, four lobsters. I think that’s the quota. twitter.com/ElizaJBarr/sta…

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ElizaJBarr There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?

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@sleepingdingo Same, I think, I’m not against Christmas, it’s just usually not much of a thing for me.

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@JustJimWillDo @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 @gathgwyn No I don’t think @gathgwyn is anywhere near that bright, God love him.

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@JustJimWillDo @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 @gathgwyn Quite true. I haven’t seen him in his new home yet either, so maybe that can happen soon.

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@evcricket Sexy times are in the bag for NYE!

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@garrymck What a lovely smug prick it is too. :) Great photo.

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@sleepingdingo Thanks for that. Even discounting me, mononyms are not “uniquely Indonesian” of course, and it’s kee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2R

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@JustJimWillDo @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 @gathgwyn That damn cat doesn’t even watch TV as far as I recall.

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The magpies didn’t come past today. Still, they seem to like the fatty meaty bits when they’ve been sitting overnig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ST

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Wait. This poll is silly because it does not include New Year’s Eve.

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@manindotblack Ah yes, this was definitely a thing. It’s been one of those years.

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bookcatbliss “Are you the one who multiplies fishes?” pic.twitter.com/ffn4SXVM8a

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@misosusanowa @Supermoosie @garthk The whole idea of a stir-fry on “medium” shows that this article is just wrong…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bW

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ICYMI yesterday, a happy thread involving Alan Jones. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@sylmobile There is a typo in my tweet. Do not not take advantage of that. It’s not very Christmas of you.

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@sylmobile It’d be easier if you just laid in on the ground like a normal garden.

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Eddie McGuire loses his potential ALP leadership spot to Tom Waterhouse. twitter.com/k_morrissey/st…

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k_morrissey Just natural human standing. Just regular human stuff happening. Normal things for a normal human man and some prom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s3

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@phil_sec_mel Cheers, Phil. Best to you and yours.

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OMFG STACE IS GOING TO BE EATEN BY THE JERKBIRDS SOMEBODY HELP HER. @dobes @purserj twitter.com/stacejarman/st…

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botandy the present under the tree thats screaming, open that one first

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botandy the Pope steps onto the podium dressed in the black Gown of Apocalypse, the usual Christmas Day mass discarded, already the sky is burning

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esseeeayeenn URGENT
PREP / HIV TREATMENT DRUG RECALL
tga.gov.au/alert/tenofovi…
Dated 23/12/2020
Anyone on or antivirals..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sc

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@eightiestragic @garthk People also tell Donald Trump he’s very smart.

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@adam_turner It may be because I’m such an annoying cunt. :)

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@steve_evil @garthk I actually use a small butane stove because reasons, the main one being we’re off-grid. They co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yl

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@SuperCroup You don’t have children. Also, it’s normally so hot in Australia that you want lunch done before the he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zn

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@garthk Gas. Always gas. Electric cooktops are only suitable for creating tepid puddles of goo. twitter.com/steve_evil/sta…

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@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo This all makes sense. I should really switch over.

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sarahkendzior I cross-stitched “Die Hard” pic.twitter.com/ViJkxPuPOC

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Yes, you want an oil with a high smoke point, @garthk. Do not be like Jamie Oliver with his olive oil and chilli ja..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…za

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I use a big wooden spoon, which is wrong. Use a wok spatula. It makes it easier to flip things over it. You have to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iz

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Noting that I took about 90 minutes to make lunch because I was arseing about when it usually takes 10 minutes.

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@jplonie @Ng88Mr Wow, JP, that is both good and terrible all at the same time.

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@jplonie I love Uncle Roger’s work, and Nigel Ng’s work generally, but I am not going to drag him into this.

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travisakers “It’s not a cult.” pic.twitter.com/0DUudVqchS

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@Thefinnigans I’ve only ever had snake once, a LONG time ago, and I really liked it.

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@paulkidd Thanks. Merry Christmas to you too, Paul, and whatever that other bloke is called. And the dogs. And what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…He

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This is a really fine compliment and I am grinning like an idiot now. twitter.com/Ng88Mr/status/…

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@number5 Lol that’s pretty much the way to approach it. If Toby Wong could put on a restaurant menu “Mr Wong’s Aut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iN

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@voltagex I think I need a blog, so I can write 800 words about catching a bus in Bangkok in 2007 before getting to the point.

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I just use generic “vegetable oil” because I am lazy, but my friends may have recommendations. For some Chinese dis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qf

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Jarern Chai is around the corner, modern in style, and its Boon Cafe has some fantastic food. pic.twitter.com/VBYQsyTasI

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Sydney has a Thaitown. Pontip Thai Market was the first shop there and Thaitown grew up around it. Khun Pontip is r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e9

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@Ng88Mr Lol thanks, I’ve had really good teachers over the (many) years. I wok up pretty much every day.

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All my actual Asian friends are now welcome to troll me. :) This isn’t any particular thing but it’s sort of not to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2a

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Then basil (which as I said is Thai hot basil today because I am an idiot) and the saucy bits. This is where endles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7V

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Then the snake beans. Then the garlic chives and mushroom. Normally, if I’d had sliced mushroom rather than chopped..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bi

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First in is the pork, which gets seared edges within seconds. Then the chilli and garlic.

Look back at the earlier..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6F

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First, steam* the rice so it’s hot. You did have cooked rice ready in the refrigerator, right? Then get the wok FUC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LF

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OK I have eaten the thing. Let’s talk about how I got there. pic.twitter.com/RChhx7vz6I

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Also, I will answer questions at the end, when I have eaten this.

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OK, the next stages have to happen quite quickly, so I’ll do all that and post the photos in a batch afterwards. Do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zd

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My basil mistake today is OK though. I brought shame upon my family long ago.

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If you do not know the difference between the different types of basil then you bring shame upon your family.

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Right. I’ve completely changed my mind about what’s happening here. We’re going the basil route. This Thai hot basi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P7

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Anyway for a red thing you could use capsicum, or maybe even some tiny cherry tomatoes of some kind. Toby used to c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fF

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As an aside I’m thinking of writing a thing titled “5 Things Toby Wong Taught Me About Food” or whatever, which I s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4j

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Some people might suggest that this is all a bit green, and sure that’s a valid criticism. My friend the late Toby..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JN

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“So much garlic chives,” you’re thinking? Well that’s because it’s being treated as a vegetable not a herb.

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So this is what’s going in. I’ll explain the sauces later because that’s improvised — in the jazz sense. Or to put.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…er0

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By the way this isn’t any kind of special Christmas lunch. I make something like this most days. Cooking at least o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pd

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Snake beans and garlic chives are a standard part of my shopping list. Only a small portion of these will go in of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rq

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To be clear, I’m only using one-third of that chunk of pork loin. There’s only me here. It’s about 180 grams of piggy wiggy.

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Lean bits for me, fatty bits for the magpies when they come through later. pic.twitter.com/lLQ11YV7YT

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@DrSallyCockburn Professionals have checklists, Sally. :) Happy Christmas, and may we have a slightly less shit 2021.

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tauhenare Who said Xmas was for the Kids? pic.twitter.com/A7ML0hWAn8

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@Cerberu21014829 @juhasaarinen Still, it’s a lovely place to visit. I haven’t been in ages.

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@jonoabroad It’s a lovely cool day, and I’m by myself this year and I am perfectly fine with that. I have things to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uY

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@jonoabroad Oh goddammit I’m so sorry to hear that. Anyway, have a great day and do please bark at Elke for me when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EQ

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@NewtonMark If you can’t fuck a pig at Christmas then when CAN you?

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Pollytics The global Sikh community is amazing. Whenever there are people needing a feed in unusual unusual circumstances, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fW

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@jonoabroad And hugs back to North Ryde, and the whole clan! Hope you’re all doing OK through the last bit of this stupid, stupid year.

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@sylmobile @jplonie Ah but you forget, Bunjaree is off-grid. Nothing we do here affects anyone else.

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Wishing you all a Quollity Christmas from Alan Quoller, little Quolliver the Adventure Quoll (),..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8p

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@buddhawilliams Cheers, Paul, and to you and yours. :)

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@paulwallbank Probably the former. If she were broken in the latter away she would’ve been slashed.

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“If Paganini Wrote All I Want for Christmas is You” by Jordan He, performed by (one of) @TwoSetViolin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pU

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Here’s a direct link to the video. “Rudolph, The All-Gracious King” [A.I. Generated Christmas Song] youtube.com/watch?v=BVu2y7…

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Fri plan, supplemental: I may make a short film to fulfil this commitment to @drspacejunk’s . Or I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V9

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Fri plan, Christmas Edition: Slow start with a bottle of something; indulge in the pleasures of the pig; another bo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9z

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The Great Sog has returned to the Blue Mountains today, and @CARROT_app is as delightful as always. Season’s Greeti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sb

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@GordyPls That’s an excellent saying. I want it to be true. Isn’t that enough? A fairy princess told me that that’s enough.

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@NewtonMark It was me. :) stilgherrian.com/edict/00124/ I suddenly remembered that I post links, and it’s not in the show..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9a

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oocbowie “why are you
dressed like that” “like what” pic.twitter.com/JUWiD5VbHU

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@NewtonMark I can’t remember, did I mention him on the pod or did that bit get cut?

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Is tagging @GordyPls in this thread considered trolling or not? Happy Christmas, @GordyPls!

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A Christmas message from the President and First Lady of the United States of America. twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/…

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@pelagikat Merry Christmas, Kat, and please tell your brain on my behalf to stop being such an annoying tub of soup.

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@JohnBirmingham Aha! I’m starting a little late today but will soon be opening a bottle of something.

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@Wyld Thanks, Wyld, and happy everything to you and Hana and the youngerfolk and anyone who might turn up on the do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PF

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@TimdeSousa And happy jolly to you too, Tim. :)

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@bigjsl And to you and yours, John! Please have a small drink for me. :)

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@JohnBirmingham And yet here we are. If I’ve not said it yet, because my memory isn’t what it used to be, a joyful..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IU

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@CatPurry9 Thank you, Cat, and best to you and yours. Hope it’s a good one.

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Also, Happy Christmas. That’s a wish, not a threat.

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Friday. All hope will be crushed. A thin layer of semi-sentient ooze covers most surfaces and most political positi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o4

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@TheRedRobyn @DonaldJTrumpJr Still, that opens up some other possibilities.

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At risk of using the words “Trump” and “perineum” in the same sentence, I really do wonder what licking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eu

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Lol this is what occupies this twat’s mind. I so want to lick him all over. twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr…

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FigenSports 2020 as a Loop 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/Rwz6xMcUDm

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@Aiannucci So much of this series is a little bit wrong. I love it.

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I continue to enjoy how wonderful this work from @Aiannucci was back in the day. The “street entertainer” gag here is sweet.

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Please consider this UK mental health policy from 1998 and the Labour policy development process. youtu.be/6fx_hppfNSc?t=…

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NewtonMark May your Christmas this year be significantly worse than the one you’ll have in 2021.

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@paulrosham Sounded demanding, but is Christmas Cake kosher? I guess it can be.

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