Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 29th, 2020

siobhanheanue This real estate listing in Brisbane has to be seen to be believed. And a word of warning, do not click on this lin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…91

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@JustJimWillDo I think it’s sweet that we imagine anyone even cares.b

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I have no idea what’s happening.

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BrandDNA Not sure what’s funnier ~ That this is an internship or that it’s unpaid. twitter.com/awlilnatty/sta…

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@carolduncan @jdub @alexbhturnbull @davidgerard Sure. A local cab driver made an easy $20,000 in the early days. Bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UM

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@carolduncan @jdub @alexbhturnbull @davidgerard Yeah there’s some them. David can probably recommend the non-insane ones. If there are any.

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@carolduncan @jdub @alexbhturnbull I mean we can, but we can also do it remotely. But the best person the explain t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bS

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@carolduncan @jdub @alexbhturnbull It’s all about tulips. Tulips and misogyny. I’m happy to explain in a call when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lh

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Year of Brain Worms, Drama, and Despair” with @markhumphries @teegstar @oz_f @yun_aus (2h25m5..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll

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MonicaLewinsky yeah. no shit, sherlock. pic.twitter.com/MmGIxOXMJI

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@_midofo_ I couldn’t possibly object to that plan.

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@_midofo_ I should probably organise a live tweet of watching it.

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@rob0tika Well there’s a whole new plan!

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@rob0tika Nah look “The Blue Lagoon” is the greatest film of all time.

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@danilic @HartWexford Ditto. I have lost a true mate who was “braver” and it’s pretty fucked.

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itisEyelaClaire Receiving a dick pic is like the cat bringing me a dead mouse. I can see you’re proud but I’m not touching it

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@darrenpauli I’m afraid you don’t understand.

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@michaelneale @markhumphries If you ask nicely Mark will wear whatever you want.

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erstkate Parents and child pic.twitter.com/f6slchVbcF

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Yes, all of it.

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@_BertHandsome @NewtonMark Ditto. Or the B-52 sorties like Operation ROLLING THUNDER.

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@NewtonMark @_BertHandsome Let’s carpet bomb the inner west anyway. This is not a metaphor.

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This is a great column. Go read it. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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@_midofo_ Maybe you’re not familiar with the 1600s…

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pixelatedboat Would you still take the COVID-19 vaccine if a side effect was that you’d walk like this forever? pic.twitter.com/PRoLq4q3NK

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9NewsSyd WELL DONE WOLLONGONG!

Following the release of information of a positive COVID case on the South Coast, hundreds h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CC

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@morebento Brighton in Adelaide is OK, even if it is named so unimaginatively.

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SuperCroup Cigarettes and masturbation twitter.com/jessicalewis89…

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kenchengcomedy I know 2020 was a hard year for many but let’s all each write 3 positive things about this year, I’ll start

1) it’s over

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@graphickal Good luck with it then! Yes, it is tough. :)

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Ah yes, I’d heard this ship had gotten a new home in Sydney. Looks gorgeous. twitter.com/jennyeather/st…

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@graphickal Is it though? I’m not a big fan of simplistic answers to behaviour change. This is a one-off decision f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bV

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fesshole There’s a bookshop in my town with a sign outside saying “This bookshop is anti-racist” and while it seems a lovely..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rO

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Hmmm. There’s some mixing glitches in this because I got one of the automation settings slightly wrong. I might do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rD

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joshgnosis Lol it’s funny they think this looks scary and not very cool. pic.twitter.com/qlBUAiFhZa

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kenchengcomedy terrorism is one of the only areas where white people do most of the work and get none of the credit

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jeamland The ultimate in caravan classiness. pic.twitter.com/wtQ8y0LiC3

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@erkpod Thanks so much. And you’re right. If your podcast is meant to be a long conversation then take your time. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3Y

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@manindotblack Oh wait I just worked it out. No. Hell no.

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@manindotblack How… what… how does this relate to anything?

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Yes, it’s a ridiculously long episode. Think of it like one of those regular talk radio programs that just waffles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c0

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Year of Brain Worms, Drama, and Despair” with @markhumphries @teegstar @oz_f @yun_aus (2h25m5..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll

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Uploading. This is the slow bit. Thanks, Malcolm.

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Rendering out the final audio file.

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gathara Researchers warn so-called “vaccine nationalism” may prevent COVID-19 vaccines from reaching those most i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ID

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@wheelyweb @charltonbrooker I have no idea. Films are not my thing. There can’t be many though.

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@GreenJ Completely inadequate sex toys.

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In the final stages of post-production.

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WARNING: A widespread scam right now this bit of fakery. Pay Australia Post $1.99 to get your parcel delivered? Yea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mY

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snurb_dot_info Oh sure, Twitter. Suuuuure… pic.twitter.com/MeLYyfLCwf

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@republic2809 @paulkidd No, it has been a time of magic and wonder.

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I’m in the middle of recording my bits of the podcast and splicing them into the pre-recorded segments. It’s going..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zY

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@brentspargo He would. :) The other day @Ng88Mr said I wokked like an Asian, so I am OK with this.

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paulkidd So close. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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seanvoysey @ossoff “Minority Leader Mitch McConnell” pic.twitter.com/IAql5kiknK

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sadvil I have never—NEVER—laughed more than at this combination of headline/photpic.twitter.com/vL2Xf08Z5Y5Y

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paulkidd So useful ! pic.twitter.com/n7uIdpRuat

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Colgo 😂 twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/…

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OK, I’m off into scripting land for a while.

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@ApostrophePong @dobes @purserj Which is why, in a way similar to bin chickens, they are known as trash pandas.

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Yes, as I said last night this is very good. Screenplay by Charlie Brooker. It’s on Netflix. twitter.com/maz_jovanovich…

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@melbomartin @paulkidd Yes, there is a distinct shortage of white men explaining how to cook rice. :) Nah they aren..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I2

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@paulkidd It’s not obvious from the photo but there’s chicken mince all through it. And garlic. And sesame oil.

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@sexenheimer @jxeeno Ken has been a part of the Deep State for a long time. And/or he’s a Chinese spy. Probably both things at once.

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@paulkidd Thank you, yes, it is delicious.

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@ksyd2015 @Glaven1994 @johnb78 Not at all. That map is perfectly clear. It’s marking out sharply areas showing whic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y8

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___inCANdescent I’m not gonna let men tell women we expire at 30. Y’all are on ED drugs in your 20s and your hairline is receding. Go to hell.

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@dawnstarau I’m assuming it’s way cheaper than that to rent a truck for an hour or two?

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“3 fallacies that blighted this year’s COVID commentary — have you fallen foul of any of them”theconversation.com/3-fallacies-th…S

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gilbertjasono It’s so funny that Rand Paul is worried about people wasting $2000 on useless stuff like, dude just spent millions..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hy

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@Steve_Lockstep I have just had this confirmed by someone on the inside. Sad. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@_midofo_ As he just said, it’s the data he has. His opinion stands. twitter.com/MarcTennant/st…

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@MarcTennant Yeah, a friend in NSW Health says this is exactly a thing that happens, and even if the dots would get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yz

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@TVofCarringbush Choropleth maps only really work with ratios and rates (cases per 10,000 say) not raw data. Someth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lt

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@TVofCarringbush Not really. They have the same problem: low-density areas look larger and so have more visual impa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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@twcau So I have now deleted my tweet.

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@twcau I have since learned that it’s a parody.

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@craigthomler @NewtonMark Well that makes me feel a lot better, obviously.

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Today’s random critter at @bunjaree is this rather stunning jewel beetle. It has a few little raindrops on its back. pic.twitter.com/wzfCdvtiOf

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Tue plan, once I get started: Produce the end-of-year episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast. The guest interviews were..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oG

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@DrRhysPockett Randomise the dot locations every time the map is served out, but only in rich suburbs. Locate the p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fn

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Looks like there’s a third edition published in 2018. Has a chapter titled “Fast Maps: Animated, Interactive, or Mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c2

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“How to Lie with Maps” by Mark Monmonier is similar in purpose to the much more famous “How to Lie with Statistics”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aY

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Also, as someone else noted, this is where the cases live not where they acquired the infection. If someone’s ill a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nw

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How to Lie with Maps, Chapter 472: Colour in an entire postcode area no matter how small the count of cases. It can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1n

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quaedvliegs Prologue:

First came the detaching ceiling blades, then the spontaneously combusting vacuum cleaners. Soon enough..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…31

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@Qldaah Poe’s Law is a pain in the arse sometimes. Still, this saves me having to edit a Prue MacSween on an otherwise lovely day.

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matttburke What a website. pic.twitter.com/dvheCd9hVp

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@MerrickPhillip @jxeeno I’ll leave that for @jxeeno to worry about. I am merely the messenger.

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If any of you see the actual clip of this please draw it to my attention. I’d like to use it in the podcast I’m fin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V7

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The US election was nearly two months ago but Donald Trump is tweeting out a campaign video to remind us how he is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1z

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@19bk69 And to you, but not like that, I’m just not fully awake yet.

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@19bk69 Not yet, but it’s tagged to read later when my brane is working better.

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In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for at least another week. pic.twitter.com/3189zTRbK6

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p_hannam Rainfall outlook over the next 8 days looking rather La Nina-like… @BOM_au @weatherzone pic.twitter.com/MET77a1XVq

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@jxeeno I approve of this thing. I do not approve of the virus. pic.twitter.com/3mkR4n5jDD

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I see that @jxeeno has built another cool thing. I hereby dub it the Plague-o-Tron Virolocator 3000. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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quaedvliegs If it was 2019, the defect would’ve simply been the fan spinning backwards, but because it’s 2020, of course it has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m3

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pixelatedboat If two dogs were discovered indulging in full 69, it would be headline news. Yet humans 69 all the time, and we tre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tq

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Tuesday. What are “children”? How is ooze? Where are shoes? Who is eyes? No one knows. Tuesday.

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