Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 31st, 2020

@SteveMolk And to you and yours, Steve. :) *smoochies* Just minutes to go here and I have more whisky at hand.

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@SteveMolk I’m staying up to make sure this fucker is properly dead.

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@SteveMolk To be fair, 2020 has been bothersome.

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But it’s not the Equinox. It’s not even the Solstice. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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D_Keating I love how niche this is. twitter.com/xkcd/status/13…

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@voltagex There’s quite a bit of complexity to that tweet. Savour its riches!

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TheDreadShips For the challenge I choose: the Westland Wendover, the bouncy Vampire, Short Seamew, and whatev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cc

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Just watched “The Day Today” episode 1 from 1994. It holds up rather well. youtube.com/watch?v=eTGE91…

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@manindotblack @jonoabroad No no, they’re just playing a Skrillex set.

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“Indonesian fisher finds drone submarine on possible covert mission” theguardian.com/world/2020/dec…

“Navy seizes UUV, lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vh

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redskyatnight They also don’t walk round fucking Sainsbury’s, David twitter.com/davidkurten/st…

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@_midofo_ I couldn’t possibly comment. :)(

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@_midofo_ I genuinely wasn’t thinking of anyone in particular.

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@JustJimWillDo @derJamesJackson BUT ONE OF THEM HAS A BLOCKCHAIN ACCELERATOR.

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To quote @derJamesJackson, “A Start Up Flat in Berlin are looking for a new member “based on psychometrics” and th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FY

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hering_david Tonight we are all Oliver Reed pic.twitter.com/lCdjlqp1Cg

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BazzaCC My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aw

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Mind you, this might mean you’ll have to understand the subject matter rather than just opining about the vibe of i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ns

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Hey All the Media, here’s a thought for 2021: Instead of analysing politicians’ actions in terms of how it’ll affec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GY

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@philkernick @nphair @TimWattsMP Which is why it’s such a rich vein for research and journalism. :)

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AriadneVromen This made me laugh.
Be careful - no anonymous midnight kissing!
happy new year 🥳
pic.twitter.com/8vVQeb1lYz

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gathara 2021 is here!. pic.twitter.com/IwdP5iEZuA

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MumblingNerd I suspect the downstairs neighbours may have a new light fitting..pic.twitter.com/KK1MrUuWhUhU

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MandelaFace Yahoo bought the sex gifs aggregator “Tumblr,” banned all the sex gifs, then sold it for a billion dollar loss, in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PC

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@nudder12 Mind you, $20k is about a third of a research assistant, once you factor in on-costs, so it’s kinda minor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…14

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@nudder12 Lede: “The Reserve Bank has revealed it has been paying $20,000 a year to two right-aligned policy think..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AH

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@NewtonMark What, both of the people out and about trying to score some weed?

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Scottludlam just see yourself out, 2020. don’t speak to us just take your things and go.

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@maz_jovanovich I was just thinking that. Earlier today I was shown a stick insect that was dying because its brain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SZ

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smh The Reserve Bank has revealed it has been supporting two right-aligned policy think tanks for more than a decade, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yb

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haircut_hippie I am beginning to understand why the UK is the way it is pic.twitter.com/esmHzzTWAX

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@ApostrophePong Anyway I’m so glad you managed to get out of the US.

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@expectproblems As an aside, @ApostrophePong is a dual TH-AU citizen. Guess which country could organise a repatriation flight from the US?

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Hey @expectproblems this flight over Siberia looks very pretty. You should do a run in MSFS some time. :) twitter.com/ApostrophePong…

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@ApostrophePong That makes sense. That Great Circle map just draws straight lines. My AUH-IAD flight took a detour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1v

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@ApostrophePong The arctic looks so beautiful, but yeah I hate those auto-tint windows. I understand why the cabin crew like them though.

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thivallee Enjoy this huge slow-motion footage of yesterday’s Soyuz-ST launch from , with the actual backgroun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…db

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dodona777 So, there’s hope yet! pic.twitter.com/ql21fzF76n

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@ApostrophePong Hurrah! Or something. Yes, you are travelling from a hot zone. A very hot zone.

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@ApostrophePong Oh lovely. Enjoy the little 5-hour hop down to BKK. Will you be there by midnight?

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@amisamileandme @circ_break Not the latter, but I did assume @circ_break was a bullshit artist, yes. I’m happy to wear that.

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@amisamileandme @circ_break What I was reacting to was a tweet that seemed to emphasise a publisher’s Jewish name a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wR

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@amisamileandme @circ_break That’s unfair. I assumed no such thing, though I did think you were referring to a hypo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5t

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@twcau So don’t watch it. [Rolls eyes.]

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@amisamileandme @circ_break That’s a shame. Though it’s a bit of a jump to go from a bunch of pitches not leading t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cV

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@franksting Or, conversely, the only one there.

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@amisamileandme @circ_break Without trying to second-guess someone else’s editorial decisions, they’re not comparab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kd

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“Nine tips to give yourself the best shot at sticking to New Year’s resolutions” thenewdaily.com.au/life/wellbeing…

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@amisamileandme @circ_break Yeah I should’ve remembered that bit first.

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@circ_break @amisamileandme Another aspect is that the Schwartz Media mastheads are primarily about Australian issu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A5

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@circ_break @amisamileandme A claim easily proven wrong by searching the sites themselves, but you know, why bother checking?

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@SteveMolk I’m not sure that I want to research this. On the other hand… pic.twitter.com/Dm5Gfq6Mgm

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_BertHandsome No kissing at midnight.

Give a doorknob a good lick tho.

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@SteveMolk Maybe we could get a twofer discount!

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@Gundishy @sexenheimer Yeah you see the trick is to look at the actual data instead of obsessing over the handful o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oC

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@RealNickHodge I certainly have trouble telling them apart.

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And of course the cunt has turned it into a party-political. Anyway there it is.

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Why the fuck is he doing a walk to a second mark as if he’s Simon fucking Schama?

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NYE Media Suggestion #5: Scott Morrison’s NYE Message. OK, OK, but it’s always worth seeing what the PM things we w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gp

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SketchesbyBoze how old are you?

under 18 — changeling
18 – 22 — spinster
23 – 30 — swamp witch
30 – 60 — beautiful and tetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…o/dZtgiiATYL

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@nphair @TimWattsMP The figure that’s often cited politically $65 to $70 million but that’s basically all the feder..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QR

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@JustJimWillDo I know, that clip was circulating yesterday I think it was.

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REMINDER: @jxeeno’s @COVID19NearMeAU is very useful for staying up to date on the locations you need to know about…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…67

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@JustJimWillDo See? You couldn’t trust that task to anything but a penguin.

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@RealNickHodge OK that’s even better than my suggestion.

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@JustJimWillDo KAK is one of Australia’s most important penguins.

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NYE Media Suggestion #4: Channel 4’s “The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2020” youtube.com/watch?v=TS3ZmL…

In Australia it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vD

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@JustJimWillDo Look I see what you did there but even I know that there’s a thing called “Pippin” that’s not a hobbit.

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“Kerri-Anne Kennerley breaks collarbone after falling from trapeze during Pippin performance” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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sexenheimer a little thought which might make interstate border closures easier - what if each state had its own rail gauge?

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Is the answer “On television”? twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@Vortigon1 I have made no comment about 2021. :)

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@skwashd @wine_o_phile Yes. People might accidentally see them.

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NYE Media Suggestion #3: “Death to 2020” with a screenplay by @charltonbrooker and an amazing cast. It‘“s on Netfli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…57

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NYE Media Suggestion #2: “War on 2020” from @chaser and @TheShovel. Excellent sketches. youtube.com/watch?v=gRJSF0…

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If you want to skip my monologues and just listen to the guests, here’s some direct links.

@teegstar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI

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NYE Media Suggestion #1: It has to be my own stupidly long podcast from Tuesday. Maybe listening tomorrow is more c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…me

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@michaelmeloni And indeed everything is going to be just fine. I would obviously be the perfect optimist for this gig.

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Thu plan, remainder: Open something with bubbles (now); 1810 AEDT watch “Dinner for One”; tweet some NYE viewing su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pT

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@RealNickHodge [Nods.] Yes, most people get the Imitation Game wrong. It’s far more subtle, isn’t it! Also, yes, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HV

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OK I’ll pay this. I haven’t been on “Studio 10” and I’d probably make an excellent panelist. twitter.com/michaelmeloni/…

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@ruth_parslow @DavidPZone1 I would never be so brave as to go for four significant figures when the population is o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HF

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Looks like SBS airs the full 18-minute version too, not the 11-minute edit.

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mongrel43 Yup ….. pic.twitter.com/KDDj1c0NKk

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If you want to practice in advance the film is also on YouTube and the Internet Archive. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinner_fo…

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“In Norway, the show is broadcast on 23 December, also since 1980. In 1992, it was aired 15 minutes early, and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z3

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Ah yes. “The sketch has become a tradition on New Year’s Eve in German-speaking countries, where up to half the pop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sy

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Excellent. This is an important Australian tradition that I have failed to observe in recent years. twitter.com/oneplanetmikey…

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@manindotblack It does a bit I guess, but it’s nowhere near that.

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@paulwiggins @Colgo Also from Bullaburra to Blackheath there’s only 23 taxi plates, so what’s that? 50 or 60 driver..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fE

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@paulwiggins @Colgo In general very much so. Know the area. Always offer to help load and unload. If you opened a g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…45

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Gwyntaglaw This seems significant twitter.com/pauldauenhauer…

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@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I already have a brother, and a key advantage here is that he’s not a simpleton.

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@macadamia_man That was autocarrot helping. It was meant to be “was significantly up”.

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@sexenheimer Nevertheless, I’m liking the commitment to the bit.

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@Colgo I just checked with cab drivers. Double Bay on Hill or Double Bay in the Mountains is well known.

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@corduroy People’s risk assessments continue to fascinate me.

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I didn’t do an accurate tally but mask-wearing waste significantly up among Leura locals in the supermarket. Not the tourists but.

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Thu plan, a progress report: It’s time to head to Leura to do the shopping. I’m expecting Double Bay On Hill to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ts

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@cathywilcox1 It’s a very leech-y summer, by all accounts.

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@PeteLawler @susanfahey Oh right, sorry, no I have not done this thing. It is a huge gaping hole in my plans.

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@mattcdef2000 @dobes I want to know more about the nasty people downstairs.

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@PeteLawler @susanfahey I’ve linked to the judgment right there FFS!

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The same would apply to sheep, horses, quolls, seals, alpacas, cows, etc.

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REMINDER: In November it was determined that in Tasmania it’s not bestiality unless you actually fuck the dog or th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BN

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I hope the next Australian Census correctly records that 71% of adult Australians are epidemiologists.

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NSWHealth Changes have been made to the existing Public Health Order.

It is important for everyone to understand what you c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m0

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doublebaytoday ‘NYE Restrictions Strike The Perfect Balance,’ Says Cricket Fan With Harbour View & Only 5 Friends

“People should..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MX

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mikko Year 2020 was a leap year. Tomorrow is the 366th day of the year. So please remember to refrain from using Office 365 tomorrow.

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I wonder how many people will understand all the jokes in this. twitter.com/montaelkins/st…

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Thu plan: Slow start due to some seriously weird dreams (again); shopping, Leura (not Katoomba); stand guard over t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eU

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TheShovel Think it was the right decision to cancel COVID to allow the Sydney test to go ahead

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kels_316 If Hogmanay isn’t for celebrating 30-50 feral hogs then I don’t care what it is.

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DavidJollyFL “What’s Ohio?”? pic.twitter.com/t9PNN5BoX0

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In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for the rest of the year. pic.twitter.com/e2yDUF3KQj

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I have Prosh Day stories but I won’t tell them this morning.

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Sadly this era is gone because now they want to make stealing a car a “crime” and showing off your knowledge of eng..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…an

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Thursday. They are prisoners. You are prisoners. We are all prisoners. Thursday.

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