@oberonsghost @Herring1967 It is the most amazing conversation.
@erkpod It looks so old-fashioned. :)
ClickHole One of the greatest pieces of modern art! Retweet if you agree. pic.twitter.com/VuycOuDyHp
@Herring1967 @oberonsghost I should probably sort out the Herring thing.
@Herring1967 I think @oberonsghost would like this.
Listening to @Herring1967’s RHLSTP with Miriam Margolyes and even though Richard Herring has blocked me on Twitter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fr
It is necessary for me to mention once again that I have a Pozible crowdfunding campaign going for “The 9pm Edict”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J2
@she_jedi It’s quite worrying that this sort of conspiratorial and not-joined-up thinking is a thing here.
@JonoInAotearoa Because I’m old and lazy.
AusElectoralCom @Mopshell @riverdale172 @PaulMeekPerth @SuDharmapala Realistically the best way to avoid getting tagged by the AEC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eV
@manindotblack @AusElectoralCom Yes and no. :)
@manindotblack @AusElectoralCom Yes, this was a vibe I was going for. But of course AEC is way too professional to do this.
@amisamileandme @DrRhysPockett This is true. Australia is wonderful.
@somagrey Yes, this is pretty much where we are.
Seeing several tweets right now, from strangers to others, and I’m resisting the urge to add my voice to the conver..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vc
@amisamileandme I mean we may joke, but it’s transformed the global wine market.
@amisamileandme Perfect for your next party.
@ari_hall Agreed. Love you. But we’re stopping now.
@amisamileandme The goon is an Australian invention, as is the shipping container sized bulk wine transport system…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QN
stilgherrian My thoughts and prayers are with @AusElectoralCom today, who seem to be dealing with a higher volume of arsehattery than expected.
To be fair, today wasn’t completely about drinking.
@ari_hall Yes, its history is interesting. I mean, interesting for train nerds. Maybe not for proper humans.
Photographed earlier at Macdonaldtown station in Sydney, “1/2 km”. And yet Macdonaldtown is way more than half a ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xZ
@sealfur @wheelyweb Ah, so this one. pic.twitter.com/6sGX8n0aBa
CoinersTakingLs Also this account is disturbing pic.twitter.com/gXBXHmsJH0
@skwashd They’re on the right track. ;)
@swearyanthony Saving this tweet for the year 2046.
BridgeMuir Doctor friend to antivaxxer patient yesterday: “When are you getting vaccinated?”
Antivaxxer: “Never. I’m not putt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OC
joneaves There’s lot of fucking Karens scolding the AEC account, and really, the lot of you can fuck right off with your faux indignation.
This tweet has been quite the Rorschach test. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@DavidFeng The vibe in Sydney right now is… hesitant. The politicians are talking down the risk, but in venues to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr
AntonyGreenElec I’ve published the final figures for all 128 NSW Local Government elections. The table include final votes, party t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wi
@NewtonMark @_BertHandsome @franksting Haha yes just a minor detail.
@DavidFeng She’s cool by the current rules. She’s outside. Masks areas not mandated. But this is a controversial thing right now.
@SmurfingBeer Lol true enough.
@_BertHandsome @NewtonMark @franksting RAAF Richmond is… nearby.
@franksting @_BertHandsome @NewtonMark No idea.
quaedvliegs @GrogsGamut Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Unattended unlocked computer. What should I do? pic.twitter.com/A3WOSM8RuJ
@_BertHandsome @NewtonMark @franksting All good. But aren’t those bridges to close to each other for a racing circu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kw
InkMasterbator Slapping these up in every bathroom I use as I brave across the bible belt. Wish me luck! pic.twitter.com/vtQDu90y4r
@_BertHandsome @NewtonMark @franksting Oh wait you spotted it. :)
@_BertHandsome @NewtonMark @franksting Geography failure.
@mvyrmnd Fair point, but I have other preferences for earlier in the day.
@corduroy It must be lovely out there today. Cheers!
I should probably tune in. There”s something quite lush about the sound of a ribbon mic. twitter.com/PetrocTrelawny…
Time for an Old Fashioned. pic.twitter.com/ShRRlebiYA
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
@ashulz Nah, I’m happy for people to keep seeing me as long as I don’t have to see their bullshit. :)
Mute early, mute often.
Is being a fuckwit contagious?
@jchimselfbigpo2 Good for you. That’s a total misrepresentation of the legal position but you do you.
MatthewBevan Everyone: COVID is not a conspiracy to insert microchips in people!
This Swedish company: Sorry what was that? Ins..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GS
My thoughts and prayers are with @AusElectoralCom today, who seem to be dealing with a higher volume of arsehattery than expected.
AusElectoralCom @domsullivan18 Ours is horse_ebooks
AusElectoralCom The second most important thing Australia will decide in 2022. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
rohan_p Some dissenting comments from Labor members of the PJCIS, which is generally a relatively bipartisan committee. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sq
rohan_p big shout out to the PJCIS for dropping a TOLA report on the afternoon of my last day of work for the year
@HartWexford There’s a fair chance they did.
National Cabinet agrees that the states will just keep faffing about on their own and might at some point decide so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IC
OH, Person A: “Has Djokovic always been such a cunt?”
Person B:”Yes.”
@mathi_gwythyer Alas I know this to be true.
“… with Premier Steven Marshall describing it as an “exciting” moment for SA.”
abc.net.au/news/2021-12-2…
More magic! Ping @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett. ALL THE DOSES. twitter.com/steve_evil/sta…
@ellecia I am too lazy lol.
@DrRhysPockett The cat is the star here, apparently. twitter.com/iiTalW/status/…
ZekeJMiller Secret Service: Nearly $100B stolen in pandemic relief funds | AP News apnews.com/article/corona…
The queue for the walk-in covid testing clinic at Sydney Central station just now. pic.twitter.com/mqp6J75aaq
I name my son Bulky Item. pic.twitter.com/FzBuHzqG2D
Dogs are idiots sometimes. Loveable, but idiots. twitter.com/gemcarey/statu…
#blueandyellowtrain yet again, briefly.
@daylightglo Yep. :) Things are reportedly a little less flexible here.
Graunched.
@daylightglo Sure, though the main point of the gag is that I’m in Sydney. :)
Can I get to Melbourne before they close for the day? twitter.com/daylightglo/st…
Ford We’ve been trying to get you all comfortable with EVs for a while now, but maybe we were just speaking the wrong la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fk
@bradsprigg @D_Keating @NewtonMark Ah, those were the days…
@jonkudelka Don’t worry, there’s still time.
@Leighlo Correct.
@jonkudelka I think the cockroach thing happens when you wake up tomorrow.
@attacus_au @jeamland @dobes @davidgerard @riskybusiness @Zemmiph0bia Fernzugriffanalsexgerät, for example. Althoug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV
La Croix.
#blueandyellowtrain, but a different one, briefly. pic.twitter.com/MNnw7R7Jgh
@lukescholefield I’d point the finger at the app rather than the, erm, USB device. But yes.
@agunn Then my work here is done.
@jeamland Or a hamster. Or a gerbil.
“Excuse me, Sir, but there seems to be a RAT in your dildo.”
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
@ClipperChip Wait, what?
@philkernick I have never met a non-angry pelican. But yes Mr Percival was renowned for being a bit bitey.
Oops forgot the include the screenshot of the original tweet. pic.twitter.com/QnFnzn4B5V
@BXGD Well that does save a lot of effort.
My brand values remain intact. pic.twitter.com/jrVRiyTWC9
What if an Advent calendar ran all year? pic.twitter.com/SLTjYXPsiR
NessieAvery I love it when fucking CAR COMPANIES try to make me feel guilty about my carbon footprint because I…
*checks not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ex
@oneIsNotaPrimeN I hope you are not actually me. That would be embarrassing. And confusing.
@paulwallbank Counterpoint: Why wouldn’t it be?
@allrite Heh. Well that works I guess.
@cortney_dc Sadly no offices in Russia. ;) This is about the propaganda of Freedom! pic.twitter.com/1mcrwhdbIr
@allrite Good choice. Also, hope the side effects fade for you soon.
“Are you a more holistic or analytic thinker? Take this quiz to find out” theconversation.com/are-you-a-more…
For the record,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ac
@morebento And it’s presumably haunted.
@rgmerk That’s a good question, and I don’t have an answer yet. But maybe just a minimum number of working days for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tz
Viss oh its gonna be like this then pic.twitter.com/hMj6ExyWKo
Rainmaker1973 The largest-ever fossil of a giant millipede—as big as a car—has been found on a beach in the north of England. Thetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…PODJ
@morebento This is not just because a dolphin bit me.
@morebento And a good thing too.
webmink There are no “smart contracts”, only immutable programs by programmers with sufficient hubris to assert they don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o9
ellenfromnowon earth ulsterbus, water ulsterbus, air ulsterbus and fire ulsterbus pic.twitter.com/VPAvEy9QOz
ashedryden They should get an epidemiological forecaster at the CDC to follow this. twitter.com/drewtoothpaste…
@martin_english I have never annoyed a dolphin.
edbott I WAS TOLD THESE BEANS WERE MAGIC. twitter.com/CoinersTakingL…
cameronwilson “yeah…. push it to 3,700 today” pic.twitter.com/24dtcQUmlv
I last updated my “Updated: Australian cyber-related legislation before parliament, plus current inquiries” on 16 D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ul
This habit of releasing discussion papers at stupid times with ridiculously short response times has got to end. twitter.com/DRWaus/status/…
@JohnMartinIT @NewtonMark @dobes I’ll manage lol.
thanksgaving Loose translation: a Japanese guy got Covid-19 in Shanghai a little while ago so the city published a list of place..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lH
@mattcdef2000 @dobes Wow the parrots are both feral and fugitive. They must be really bad parrots.
Oh good. I may still be at lunch when the press conference happens. twitter.com/mattcdef2000/s…
Also, what time is National Cabinet? I know it’ll probably be a long meeting but I want to be ready to absorb its eventual wisdom.
Wed plan: Some podcast pre-production, eventually; 1215 back maintenance, Darlinghurst; 1300 lunch and drinks with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Id
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @jpwarren I wasn’t brave enough to read the replies.
Well here’s one way to deal with the lag in covid test results, though a policy of “Well at least you had a go” sou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6X
CenturiiC types of oceanographers AKA seantists pic.twitter.com/zt5XrAOKla
Marineland was horrible and I got bitten by a dolphin. twitter.com/MichaelSmyth_/…
damana Good morning! pic.twitter.com/v5UYmJxleW
BeijingPalmer I think my favorite part is that ‘for a long time sex has been a taboo topic in Asia’ twitter.com/kevoutkevin/st…
cathywilcox1 Personal responsibility.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/mb1yCe6ehq
ncweaver This is so hilarious and true: pic.twitter.com/tZ9izeeecV
Very @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @NewtonMark and especially @jpwarren areas. twitter.com/ncweaver/statu…
stilgherrian And I should also also mention that I’m doing “The 8pm Quiz of the Year 2021” next Thursday, so you might enjoy pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tu
stilgherrian Don’t forget that I’ve got a Pozible crowdfunder going too. Currently we’re 83% of the way to Target One off 34 sup..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2s
stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Talking Tech Policy episode 2, ‘Replumbing Power’” with @_JohannaWeaver..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5P
@expectproblems That’s true. It could end up exploding quite a bit.
This too is magical. “QAnon cultists are now drinking bleach compound from communal bowl: ‘Immediately evokes image..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr
This is magical. twitter.com/sevensixfive/s…
It’s a cloudy day in Sydney but warm enough. pic.twitter.com/yRjcrkiOI5
Wednesday. If you’re going to get one, at least get one with an extensible nozzle. The key word here is “prehensile..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WY
He has indeed done it again. And we are grateful. I think. twitter.com/jsleeio/status…