Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 22nd, 2021

@erkpod It looks so old-fashioned. :)

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ClickHole One of the greatest pieces of modern art! Retweet if you agree. pic.twitter.com/VuycOuDyHp

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@Herring1967 @oberonsghost I should probably sort out the Herring thing.

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Listening to @Herring1967’s RHLSTP with Miriam Margolyes and even though Richard Herring has blocked me on Twitter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fr

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It is necessary for me to mention once again that I have a Pozible crowdfunding campaign going for “The 9pm Edict”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J2

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@she_jedi It’s quite worrying that this sort of conspiratorial and not-joined-up thinking is a thing here.

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AusElectoralCom @Mopshell @riverdale172 @PaulMeekPerth @SuDharmapala Realistically the best way to avoid getting tagged by the AEC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eV

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@manindotblack @AusElectoralCom Yes, this was a vibe I was going for. But of course AEC is way too professional to do this.

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@somagrey Yes, this is pretty much where we are.

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Seeing several tweets right now, from strangers to others, and I’m resisting the urge to add my voice to the conver..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vc

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@amisamileandme I mean we may joke, but it’s transformed the global wine market.

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@ari_hall Agreed. Love you. But we’re stopping now.

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@amisamileandme The goon is an Australian invention, as is the shipping container sized bulk wine transport system…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QN

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stilgherrian My thoughts and prayers are with @AusElectoralCom today, who seem to be dealing with a higher volume of arsehattery than expected.

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To be fair, today wasn’t completely about drinking.

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@ari_hall Yes, its history is interesting. I mean, interesting for train nerds. Maybe not for proper humans.

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Photographed earlier at Macdonaldtown station in Sydney, “1/2 km”. And yet Macdonaldtown is way more than half a ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xZ

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CoinersTakingLs Also this account is disturbing pic.twitter.com/gXBXHmsJH0

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@skwashd They’re on the right track. ;)

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BridgeMuir Doctor friend to antivaxxer patient yesterday: “When are you getting vaccinated?”

Antivaxxer: “Never. I’m not putt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OC

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joneaves There’s lot of fucking Karens scolding the AEC account, and really, the lot of you can fuck right off with your faux indignation.

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@DavidFeng The vibe in Sydney right now is… hesitant. The politicians are talking down the risk, but in venues to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr

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AntonyGreenElec I’ve published the final figures for all 128 NSW Local Government elections. The table include final votes, party t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wi

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@DavidFeng She’s cool by the current rules. She’s outside. Masks areas not mandated. But this is a controversial thing right now.

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quaedvliegs @GrogsGamut Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Unattended unlocked computer. What should I do? pic.twitter.com/A3WOSM8RuJ

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@_BertHandsome @NewtonMark @franksting All good. But aren’t those bridges to close to each other for a racing circu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kw

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InkMasterbator Slapping these up in every bathroom I use as I brave across the bible belt. Wish me luck! pic.twitter.com/vtQDu90y4r

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@mvyrmnd Fair point, but I have other preferences for earlier in the day.

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@corduroy It must be lovely out there today. Cheers!

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I should probably tune in. There”s something quite lush about the sound of a ribbon mic. twitter.com/PetrocTrelawny…

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.

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@ashulz Nah, I’m happy for people to keep seeing me as long as I don’t have to see their bullshit. :)

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Mute early, mute often.

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Is being a fuckwit contagious?

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@jchimselfbigpo2 Good for you. That’s a total misrepresentation of the legal position but you do you.

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MatthewBevan Everyone: COVID is not a conspiracy to insert microchips in people!

This Swedish company: Sorry what was that? Ins..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GS

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My thoughts and prayers are with @AusElectoralCom today, who seem to be dealing with a higher volume of arsehattery than expected.

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AusElectoralCom @domsullivan18 Ours is horse_ebooks

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AusElectoralCom The second most important thing Australia will decide in 2022. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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rohan_p Some dissenting comments from Labor members of the PJCIS, which is generally a relatively bipartisan committee. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sq

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rohan_p big shout out to the PJCIS for dropping a TOLA report on the afternoon of my last day of work for the year

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@HartWexford There’s a fair chance they did.

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National Cabinet agrees that the states will just keep faffing about on their own and might at some point decide so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IC

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OH, Person A: “Has Djokovic always been such a cunt?”
Person B:”Yes.”

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“… with Premier Steven Marshall describing it as an “exciting” moment for SA.”
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ZekeJMiller Secret Service: Nearly $100B stolen in pandemic relief funds | AP News apnews.com/article/corona…

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@iiTalW @rohan_p But I have already poured a drink at the pub!

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The queue for the walk-in covid testing clinic at Sydney Central station just now. pic.twitter.com/mqp6J75aaq

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Dogs are idiots sometimes. Loveable, but idiots. twitter.com/gemcarey/statu…

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@daylightglo Yep. :) Things are reportedly a little less flexible here.

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@daylightglo Sure, though the main point of the gag is that I’m in Sydney. :)

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Can I get to Melbourne before they close for the day? twitter.com/daylightglo/st…

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Ford We’ve been trying to get you all comfortable with EVs for a while now, but maybe we were just speaking the wrong la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fk

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@jonkudelka Don’t worry, there’s still time.

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@jonkudelka I think the cockroach thing happens when you wake up tomorrow.

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@lukescholefield I’d point the finger at the app rather than the, erm, USB device. But yes.

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“Excuse me, Sir, but there seems to be a RAT in your dildo.”

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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@philkernick I have never met a non-angry pelican. But yes Mr Percival was renowned for being a bit bitey.

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Oops forgot the include the screenshot of the original tweet. pic.twitter.com/QnFnzn4B5V

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@BXGD Well that does save a lot of effort.

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What if an Advent calendar ran all year? pic.twitter.com/SLTjYXPsiR

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NessieAvery I love it when fucking CAR COMPANIES try to make me feel guilty about my carbon footprint because I…

*checks not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ex

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@oneIsNotaPrimeN I hope you are not actually me. That would be embarrassing. And confusing.

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@paulwallbank Counterpoint: Why wouldn’t it be?

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@allrite Heh. Well that works I guess.

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@cortney_dc Sadly no offices in Russia. ;) This is about the propaganda of Freedom! pic.twitter.com/1mcrwhdbIr

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@allrite Good choice. Also, hope the side effects fade for you soon.

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“Are you a more holistic or analytic thinker? Take this quiz to find out” theconversation.com/are-you-a-more…

For the record,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ac

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@rgmerk That’s a good question, and I don’t have an answer yet. But maybe just a minimum number of working days for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tz

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Viss oh its gonna be like this then pic.twitter.com/hMj6ExyWKo

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Rainmaker1973 The largest-ever fossil of a giant millipede—as big as a car—has been found on a beach in the north of England. Thetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…PODJ

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@morebento This is not just because a dolphin bit me.

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webmink There are no “smart contracts”, only immutable programs by programmers with sufficient hubris to assert they don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o9

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ellenfromnowon earth ulsterbus, water ulsterbus, air ulsterbus and fire ulsterbus pic.twitter.com/VPAvEy9QOz

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ashedryden They should get an epidemiological forecaster at the CDC to follow this. twitter.com/drewtoothpaste…

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edbott I WAS TOLD THESE BEANS WERE MAGIC. twitter.com/CoinersTakingL…

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cameronwilson “yeah…. push it to 3,700 today” pic.twitter.com/24dtcQUmlv

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I last updated my “Updated: Australian cyber-related legislation before parliament, plus current inquiries” on 16 D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ul

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This habit of releasing discussion papers at stupid times with ridiculously short response times has got to end. twitter.com/DRWaus/status/…

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thanksgaving Loose translation: a Japanese guy got Covid-19 in Shanghai a little while ago so the city published a list of place..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lH

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@mattcdef2000 @dobes Wow the parrots are both feral and fugitive. They must be really bad parrots.

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Oh good. I may still be at lunch when the press conference happens. twitter.com/mattcdef2000/s…

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Also, what time is National Cabinet? I know it’ll probably be a long meeting but I want to be ready to absorb its eventual wisdom.

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Wed plan: Some podcast pre-production, eventually; 1215 back maintenance, Darlinghurst; 1300 lunch and drinks with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Id

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Well here’s one way to deal with the lag in covid test results, though a policy of “Well at least you had a go” sou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6X

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CenturiiC types of oceanographers AKA seantists pic.twitter.com/zt5XrAOKla

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Marineland was horrible and I got bitten by a dolphin. twitter.com/MichaelSmyth_/…

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damana Good morning! pic.twitter.com/v5UYmJxleW

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BeijingPalmer I think my favorite part is that ‘for a long time sex has been a taboo topic in Asia’ twitter.com/kevoutkevin/st…

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cathywilcox1 Personal responsibility.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/mb1yCe6ehq

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ncweaver This is so hilarious and true: pic.twitter.com/tZ9izeeecV

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stilgherrian And I should also also mention that I’m doing “The 8pm Quiz of the Year 2021” next Thursday, so you might enjoy pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tu

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stilgherrian Don’t forget that I’ve got a Pozible crowdfunder going too. Currently we’re 83% of the way to Target One off 34 sup..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2s

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Talking Tech Policy episode 2, ‘Replumbing Power’” with @_JohannaWeaver..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5P

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@expectproblems That’s true. It could end up exploding quite a bit.

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This too is magical. “QAnon cultists are now drinking bleach compound from communal bowl: ‘Immediately evokes image..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr

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It’s a cloudy day in Sydney but warm enough. pic.twitter.com/yRjcrkiOI5

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Wednesday. If you’re going to get one, at least get one with an extensible nozzle. The key word here is “prehensile..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WY

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He has indeed done it again. And we are grateful. I think. twitter.com/jsleeio/status…

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