Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 23rd, 2021

It’s taken me a long time to get this gag but I’m there now. Great work. twitter.com/markbest/statu…

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mbrookerhk I would just pause to note that this is an epic photograph, potent with symbolism, that is going to go down in hist..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IB

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@aggerchez Plants are just self-destructive sometimes. They need helps.

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Histreepix Early stages of zoologists’ attempt to mate a rhino with Salvador Dali. Paris, 1955. pic.twitter.com/WHiR5ytq4C

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IMPORTANT LONG-COVID FACT WHICH YOU SHOULD CONSIDER BEFORE BEING AN ANTI-MASK CHUCKLEFUCK. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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therevmountain Didn’t realise getting rid of Coldplay would be a staged withdrawal like a mismanaged war, but ultimately it makes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7g

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tonyzaret Introvert Vs Extrovert Personality Traits pic.twitter.com/JgPikl06VR

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@kels_316 @jetztgibtshaue OK, I won’t bother re-doing that tweet to remove the stray comma.

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@jetztgibtshaue @kels_316 Many people have told, me it’s good, not just @kels_316.

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ROUTINE REMINDER: This Pozible crowdfunder campaign is under way. A couple of people have reported problems making..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kx

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@indiescribe Asking a human to carry a whole human is cruel. Unless they’re a firefighter.

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@jetztgibtshaue Dark. And inefficient. If you just want to suffocate a cat you don’t have to go to this much trouble.

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@_midofo_ Yeah and there’s a puzzling edit between “dog approaches backpack” and “dog is safely encased in backpack..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qi

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@bastardsheep See? This is basically just a modern sedan chair.

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@EmzieMac1 Alas no, they were just two random young women in the queue and I didn’t even see the cat until later.

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@DrRhysPockett @gathgwyn @mightbe_mercury What is @gathgwyn’s weight? Petkit reckons these pods are good for cats up to 7.7kg.

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@indiescribe Yeah I would be fine with this too but I’ve need a horse or something to do the carrying.

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@DrRhysPockett @gathgwyn There do seem to be larger carriers, but I’m not sure iof they come in the space pod format.

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@sandyosullivan @erstkate And anyway…

“This dad from China invented a ‘baby pod’ backpack to protect his child f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P3

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Anyway as you can see it is literally the correct tool for the task. There’s various types and brands, but it appea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d3

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Here is a video of a young man spending an amazing 9+ minutes explaining what is really a straightforward concept. youtube.com/watch?v=fxGjsV…

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It may be a different model, but meet the Petkit Breezy Smart Cat Backpack. You can get it at Harvey Norman for AUD..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PD

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Here’s a closer look at the cat pod. It’s a backpack designed explicit for this use. It’s not a cat sauna. And here..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gS

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Most replies were people wanting more photos of the cat. A few were from men having a whinge about people taking a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o5

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Yesterday I posted photos of the queue at Sydney Central station covid testing clinic, and there was a lot of inter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qu

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@dawnstarau @jpwarren Assuming he recognises the court’s authority over his human self.

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@dawnstarau @jpwarren True, but they haven’t yet *proved* that it was fraudulent, because of this bit. And in this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6c

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MBottroff Just a friendly reminder…. pic.twitter.com/LxqiSBLOeC

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Leahs_Ideas_Art In honor of the Matrix Resurrections coming out, let us remember… pic.twitter.com/1ejL4vqfE6

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huwlemmey There are only two emotional states: OK, and trench warfare twitter.com/glandwrwj/stat…

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Rashas_Mo This is what happens to long term users of Lynx deodorants twitter.com/weirdwithwords…

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weirdwithwords this frog evolved to be nearly invisible in his natural habitat, the energy drink aisle pic.twitter.com/v73SK2yBIr

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@buddhawilliams @Pozible Ta. This is quite annoying. I suspect I won’t hear back until the morning.

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@buddhawilliams @Pozible Ta. Well I’ll let you know what I discover.

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wolfcat It is the most wonderful time of the year, freely use the c word twitter.com/MollyROXanne/s…

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@buddhawilliams @Pozible I’m filing a proper fault report. Paul, what payment route were you using? Not GPay by any chance?

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This is very good.

I also commend to @jpwarren this quote: “[6] I expressed this view to the parties.” twitter.com/dippizuka/stat…

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Thu plan, a 5pm update: I have continued to accomplish almost nothing. However I admit that apart from having had l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8X

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I put the opening quote mark in the wrong place but that’s the smallest of all the crimes here.

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Jenkins is worth millions, has “Hollywood backing and a forthcoming memoir. He’s also a cartoon ape”
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@gusworldau @jodiem This is called “balance”, or something.

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@garystark It is rapidly approaching this sort of result, though I kinda do still want to get some podcast stuff done.

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@reselsnark I have not progressed beyond underpants.

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Thu plan, an 11.30am update: I am pleased to report that so far today I have accomplished nothing whatsoever.

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MalwareJake So bad analysts performed bad analysis you say? Tell me more… twitter.com/VICE/status/14…

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RadioNational What is ‘functional stupidity’ and why is it so common? @antonyjfunnell ab.co/3Jd1a63 pic.twitter.com/rTQI1KnCBL

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CityDescriber a view of a city pic.twitter.com/wzLOSQWJXt

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NSWHealth NSW Health continues to remind everyone to practise COVID-safe behaviours, including recommending people wear a mas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RD

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@NewtonMark @theqza @markhumphries @GordyPls Also attn: @MarcFennell, since he already presents all television. ;)

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@coldsnacks @_BertHandsome But the photo itself is real, just old.

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DrDreHistorian Just a little bit misty at the northern end of the Illawarra today pic.twitter.com/crqx1z1wc8

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Around Scott Morrison’s head, I mean, not the conference suite.

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They could at least hang up some tinsel or something. twitter.com/WorstAustralia…

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@dmeeze @jpwarren I’m glad you’re getting the hang of this.

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WillJMeddings Remember to jockey your position after firing.
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joneaves Looks like all the families in Tasmania are now infected. pic.twitter.com/K4dbiKPGlh

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@expectproblems That said, we are getting like two minutes of heavy rain here right now.

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Missing out again, @expectproblems. Sad!!!

Detailed Severe Thunderstorm Warning for HEAVY RAINFALL..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gd

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TheShovel Went to the beach today and this dickhead sitting nearby wasn’t wearing sunscreen and so everyone around him got bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kp

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RohanLeppert To be fair, we probably shouldn’t be surprised that the same drips that keep calling on the GG to sack the PM don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uG

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FionaKatauskas Adds to ‘things I want at my funeral’ list twitter.com/yaynadja/statu…

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gdbeeart it’s awake. pic.twitter.com/Uy9ygAgNFo

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NewtonMark Hahahaha airbag finishes off the job :) twitter.com/WorldBollard/s…

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Hey @gathgwyn there’s several things you can learn from this story. twitter.com/curious_scribe…

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@buddhawilliams I’ve heard of this happening once before and it was a temporary glitch. Let me know if it recurs, t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kS

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avalonpenrose a lot of people ask why i keep my DMs open, but the reason is pretty clear. why would i possibly risk missing any s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uh

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This is extremely good, @dobes @jpwarren @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard. I particularly like “non-funginable tok..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9Q

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@jpwarren Also, the request is about the *selection* of hold music not the *provisioning* of hold music. Arsehats.

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@jpwarren I’ve only dealt with a PBX the once, maybe 15 years ago or more, but it was all very straightforward to c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N9

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In “Log4J” does the J stand for Jesus?

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davidharvey Wearing your mask below your nose significantly increases your risk of infection, hospitalization & intubation.

T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cj

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@mick_matthews Thanks very much. One does try to be nuanced.

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@jpwarren Also, “emulate the technical services” is generally a 3.5mm jack or these days an IP address. It’s fuckin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PE

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@cameronwilson Why is this not being livestreamed, Cam?

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@jpwarren @joshgnosis That’s true. Nevertheless that FOI decision is just taking the piss.

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WA_Police Just checked if you can arrest people who say Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie… Turns out you can’t🎅

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standupkid Oh no you don’t twitter.com/kristen_arnett…

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RHT_ebooks *bong rip* Dickies are RM Williams for under 50s, when you want to effect the aesthetic of workwear whilst also sig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ku

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purserj *Engage Nerd Mode*

Sooo, this isn’t how Warp works in the ST universe. Or theoretically.

Warp drive works by crea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lT

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Imagining Dominic Perrottet being forced to spend the rest of his days tilling lettuces in the deep, dark soil.

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What concerns me most is that Services Australia hasn’t cited national security concerns, @joshgnosis @jpwarren. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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joshgnosis Services Australia wouldn’t even release information about their hold music under FOI. 🙃 righttoknow.org.au/request/docume… pic.twitter.com/l26Ld2zGst

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Very nice work here from Ms @cathywilcox1 today, @dobes. I feel this cartoon. twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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@dobes @RealNickHodge And that’s a very attractive herd.

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If you’re still in the mood for serious things then there’s this podcast what I was on, along with three women who..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EC

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Also for your calendar, “The 8pm Quiz of the Year 2021” a week from today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I am not very good at wording the pleasantries before breakfast, sorry.

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“The 9pm Summer Series 2022” crowdfunding campaign is stalled at 83% of Target One off 34 supporters, so someone mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k3

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Thu plan: Slow start because lazy; a day of podcast things, probably all the way to squeezing out an episode of “Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ji

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@bastardsheep I haven’t yet, so thanks for the heads-up.

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@nawagadj No that’s hot and soggy. :)

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For @dobes and @RealNickHodge and my other cow-adjacent friends. Good cow action here. twitter.com/hilltopfarmgir…

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@rob0tika They’re still not allowing standing-room-only crush capacity. It’s either sitting, or a few marked standi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wo

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@rob0tika I always knew that Muppets were anatomically correct.

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It’s a warm, moist day in Sydney today, like your grandfather’s underpants. pic.twitter.com/9VI15Xlgfy

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joshgnosis Ads on every commercial fta channel at the same time. Jeez. pic.twitter.com/8cndt0TgYA

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Thursday. Sometimes things are so obvious that they never need to be said. Except to you. Try listening. Thursday.

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