We’re back! After a glitch at Pozible stalled new pledges, we’ve had a few more and we’re now up to 89% of Target O… https://t.co/0OAkBuCwbT
@buddhawilliams Good question. I though I had but I’ll cross check and let you know. I may well have screwed up my notes.
@buddhawilliams @Pozible I’ve just been told they’re back up and pledges are working, should you want to give it another go .
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If this exhibited any more tunnel vision you could build a metro line through it lol. pic.twitter.com/6GY8nXcUQW
RT @OliviaIllyria: I have to say “you’ve got a face R Kelly should piss on†is my favourite insult of 2021 😂😂 https://t.co/UBy0aOWxZQ
@irisherself Yeah they’re a bit thuggish up there.

As random tweets go, this quite is good. pic.twitter.com/ueLRUgGOQ7
Anyway that was the last thing I wanted to finish before Christmas, so that’s that.
They even held public hearings on Tue and Wed this week. We only have transcripts for the first one so far. https://t.co/tkjHEjWxtL
Of particular note is the House Select Committee Inquiry into Social Media and Online Safety. Public submissions cl… https://t.co/5x4EAXfVo2
UPDATED BLOG POST: “Updated: Australian cyber-related legislation before parliament, plus current inquiriesâ€â€¦ https://t.co/vHqCS3AGN0

Beno_ldn Floyd Mayweather looks like a typical Essex girl at Winter Wonderland pic.twitter.com/MIiuYvTEUl
@kcarruthers @JustJimWillDo And it’s still not even silver.
@kcarruthers @JustJimWillDo It’s the opposite of spinning straw into gold. It’s spinning silver into bullshit.
@JustJimWillDo @kcarruthers They’ve woven them into cloth quite quickly then.
RT @SeanBurkeShow: Every edgy marketing agency’s bio. https://t.co/IpE2mM4HqY
Latest performance art from the Queensland Ballet. https://t.co/qShrxLgtUa
@kcarruthers “Made from 100% silver†lol.
@irisherself Good thing I left then. :P
@mick_matthews I just saw this, yes lol. Not a cult.

@buddhawilliams @Pozible Yep, they’rve just replied to yesterday evening’s email. Godspeed, Pozibpic.twitter.com/VwQEcmy4bjy4bj
@kels_316 “Cracked a Tiger†is an excellent euphemism.
Lol everything is just fine. https://t.co/2QaE8NQcSv
“Home affairs boss Michael Pezzullo was kept out of secret Aukus deliberations,” so I imagine there’s quite a bit o… https://t.co/ZLzdvgaqiy
@JonDeeOz Actually it’s more that it’s an exercise for the reader. I’ve mentioned it so many times and in conjuncti… https://t.co/gHNbshD6Gw
@meowludo @DylangerDaly @semibogan @MatthewBevan Lol this also seems so long ago…
@JonDeeOz It’s SEKRIT.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
#blueandyellowtrain again, because I’ve done my vision field test in the city. These Christmas Eve crowds are diffi… https://t.co/VEpht93EDB
@JohnBirmingham I also see that he styles it AlienSideBoob which is not what it says elsewhere. Anyway, thanks for… https://t.co/V5Klg3v28z
The Christmas edition of @JohnBirmingham’s Alien Sideboob is titled “How Your Column Gets Written. The Very Special… https://t.co/qW9DTttVxU
@developerjack Lol for now.

carolecadwalla Congrats @jonsnowC4, you have officially confused the algorithm pic.twitter.com/0V8o7TNpLj
It is very quiet in the Sydney CBD.

xkcd Immunity xkcd.com/2557 pic.twitter.com/o2V2QTz3Op
@rob0tika They’re best ignored.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
@kcarruthers @ScottRhodie Aha. So early days yet, but this is an interesting result.
Attn: @LoremenPod. https://t.co/Kl4mlLWyQx
Fri plan, addendum: I have been talking about doing a podcast this week but I have now decided to do it in the days following Christmas Day.
RT @DocAvvers: Are we just all meant to forget @GregHuntMP saying only yesterday that @albo was irresponsible for calling for the decision…
@ScottRhodie I’ll give it a go shortly.
@AusElectoralCom Thank you so much for your excellent work through the year, and especially this week.
RT @AusElectoralCom: We’re going to sign off for 2021, but a few people have asked what we might want as a present. That’s an easy one - al…
@ScottRhodie I haven’t read the paper yet, so I am not in a position to say “Have you tried reading the paper?â€. ;)
@SkinnerPm For your pleasure, another cat that does crimes, but in New Zealand. https://t.co/zvxzlnTSWB
RT @Iwillleavenow: I wish to be launched into the sun. https://t.co/lN0IKbjTIx
@oz_bandicoot @sellorm You keep telling yourself that, Rachael.
@paulkidd Thank you.
@garystark You know. And I know you know.
RT @TomMcIlroy: Breaking: Health Minister Greg Hunt says Australia’s COVID-19 booster program will move to a four-month interval, down from…
@franksting With no family within 1000km my Christmas Day is usually quite a simple affair.
It took me a moment to realise this was a fitted sheet and not underpants. Yes, it was confusing. https://t.co/H7Lxa01eLt
“Twitter algorithms amplify right-wing politics†[in the US] https://t.co/U5scP0MxTO
Peer-reviewed paper:… https://t.co/NpXH8IGkbc
RT @sellorm: Now that Christmas is upon us, why not close all those browser tabs you’ve had open all year and never gone back to? 🤔
RT @zigzackly: RT if you’ve ever actually made a carbon copy.
@Tim___F Sigh. For just a few minutes there I finally thought I was on the zeitgeist.
Yes, you should listen to this. https://t.co/FBK7Kbz9FZ
@Pozible I’m now glad I decided to put the closing date out on 6 Jan, because we’re currently stalled at 83% of the… https://t.co/wemgPCIZcQ
Routine Reminder: I have a crowdfunding campaign going. But I also have several reports of pledges failing over the… https://t.co/8CtwZ7JAgo
@qodarkness “She strode forth, garbed in sable…â€
@rob0tika Get those hot buns today!
@tacticalmaid That is quite terrible.
@franksting There shall. And then I shall have a big long nap.
@quietkooky Oh dear that must’ve been quite the thing. :)
@franksting @paulwallbank @sylmobile I agree with Paul, broadly, of course. I’m just having a go at him for the sookage. :)
@franksting @paulwallbank @sylmobile There’s one at Hazelbrook, but it was by appointment only and was usually book… https://t.co/2VY5GZmxd3
@paulkidd I made them in 2007 as a gift and the photo is part of a sequence of their manufacture. I give good antler.
RT @dog_rates: This is George. He did not steal the gingerbread house. This line of questioning is inappropriate without counsel present. 1…
Fri plan, Christmas Eve edition: Faff about a little bit longer; 1100 vision field test, Wynyard; lunch; buy some t… https://t.co/2FfxQFNa9m
RT @SuperCroup: It’s Christmas Eve and we’ve got COVID going round, so are are we all prepared for tweets about how there were so many peop…
@quietkooky Indeed. Also trying very hard to avoid saying that because it was the headline more than a fortnight ag… https://t.co/SsJ0dlSDbq
@petstarr Hahaha that’s glorious.
@petstarr Ah yes, I see what you mean. “You too can look like Rebel Wilson in this perfectly ordinary blue skirt.â€â€¦ https://t.co/dIioGFpQsb
This is just so magnificently over-written. https://t.co/4T3YWyLJ7h
@petstarr Not the same dress? Ms Wilson’s has a pleat or seam running down the front of her left leg.
But to the c… https://t.co/4gRz587VOO
@paulwallbank @sylmobile I think the safest approach would just be to set fire to all the cars anyway.
@petstarr The taxonomy of skirts is not my special subject area, but surely that is neither a miniskirt nor a pencil skirt?
RT @petstarr: If you’re feeling directionless and depressed and are questioning your life choices, remember things could be worse - you cou…
RT @petstarr: I… https://t.co/hVbabDF4bA
@rob0tika I would pay more attention to the weight of the antlers. Maybe something with more sparkly bits.
@paulwallbank @sylmobile I see I have also made the mistake of getting into a conversation about specific methods and practices. Sorry.
@paulwallbank @sylmobile Those dangerous, empty trains, yes lol.
@paulwallbank @sylmobile Mind you, I realise that my attitude was “Oh OK, I’ll just pop down to Penrith then†rathe… https://t.co/lsaWsHCId7
RT @jrhennessy: Strong early pandemic moment: when they got Peter Overton in full ‘message to the nation’ power stance to announce that Ric…
@paulwallbank @sylmobile There’s two walk-ins at Bondi Junction.
I agree that the should be more of them, but I’ve… https://t.co/XaAo9MOh8e
@amisamileandme @mightbe_mercury @gathgwyn He is not very good at having things pointed out to him.
@sylmobile @paulwallbank The people in the cars only expose themselves to the staff for the brief time of the actua… https://t.co/rZjUZcf9q9
@sylmobile @paulwallbank The cars also self-manage the spacing from each other. No intermingling of punters so litt… https://t.co/cBHBqy0Xdk
@sylmobile @paulwallbank Putting aside the issue of cars vs walking numbers, there’s a good reason for the differen… https://t.co/7ywmF0bgwo

My Christmas avatar is getting *very* old now. I am now both wider and more grey. But they were very good antler. pic.twitter.com/RrsBQPabRN
Friday. The quality of your planning will be revealed. Lucky number: 19. Luck colour: Orange. Friday.