We’re back! After a glitch at Pozible stalled new pledges, we’ve had a few more and we’re now up to 89% of Target O..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bT
@buddhawilliams Good question. I though I had but I’ll cross check and let you know. I may well have screwed up my notes.
@buddhawilliams @Pozible I’ve just been told they’re back up and pledges are working, should you want to give it another go .
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If this exhibited any more tunnel vision you could build a metro line through it lol. pic.twitter.com/6GY8nXcUQW
OliviaIllyria I have to say “you’ve got a face R Kelly should piss on” is my favourite insult of 2021 😂😂 twitter.com/bosozokuboy/st…
@irisherself Yeah they’re a bit thuggish up there.

As random tweets go, this quite is good. pic.twitter.com/ueLRUgGOQ7
Anyway that was the last thing I wanted to finish before Christmas, so that’s that.
They even held public hearings on Tue and Wed this week. We only have transcripts for the first one so far. aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_…
Of particular note is the House Select Committee Inquiry into Social Media and Online Safety. Public submissions cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o2
UPDATED BLOG POST: “Updated: Australian cyber-related legislation before parliament, plus current inquiries”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N0

Beno_ldn Floyd Mayweather looks like a typical Essex girl at Winter Wonderland pic.twitter.com/MIiuYvTEUl
@kcarruthers @JustJimWillDo And it’s still not even silver.
@kcarruthers @JustJimWillDo It’s the opposite of spinning straw into gold. It’s spinning silver into bullshit.
@JustJimWillDo @kcarruthers They’ve woven them into cloth quite quickly then.

SeanBurkeShow Every edgy marketing agency’s bio. pic.twitter.com/IpE2mM4HqY
Latest performance art from the Queensland Ballet. twitter.com/QldPolice/stat…
@kcarruthers “Made from 100% silver” lol.
@irisherself Good thing I left then. :P
@mick_matthews I just saw this, yes lol. Not a cult.

@buddhawilliams @Pozible Yep, they’rve just replied to yesterday evening’s email. Godspeed, Pozible! pic.twitter.com/VwQEcmy4bj
@kels_316 “Cracked a Tiger” is an excellent euphemism.
Lol everything is just fine. twitter.com/9NewsMelb/stat…
“Home affairs boss Michael Pezzullo was kept out of secret Aukus deliberations,” so I imagine there’s quite a bit o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iy
@JonDeeOz Actually it’s more that it’s an exercise for the reader. I’ve mentioned it so many times and in conjuncti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gw
@meowludo @DylangerDaly @semibogan @MatthewBevan Lol this also seems so long ago…
@JonDeeOz It’s SEKRIT.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
#blueandyellowtrain again, because I’ve done my vision field test in the city. These Christmas Eve crowds are diffi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DB
@JohnBirmingham I also see that he styles it AlienSideBoob which is not what it says elsewhere. Anyway, thanks for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8z
The Christmas edition of @JohnBirmingham’s Alien Sideboob is titled “How Your Column Gets Written. The Very Special..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xU
@developerjack Lol for now.

carolecadwalla Congrats @jonsnowC4, you have officially confused the algorithm pic.twitter.com/0V8o7TNpLj
It is very quiet in the Sydney CBD.

xkcd Immunity xkcd.com/2557 pic.twitter.com/o2V2QTz3Op
@rob0tika They’re best ignored.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
@kcarruthers @ScottRhodie Aha. So early days yet, but this is an interesting result.
Fri plan, addendum: I have been talking about doing a podcast this week but I have now decided to do it in the days following Christmas Day.
DocAvvers Are we just all meant to forget @GregHuntMP saying only yesterday that @Albo was irresponsible for calling for the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nJ
@ScottRhodie I’ll give it a go shortly.
@AusElectoralCom Thank you so much for your excellent work through the year, and especially this week.
AusElectoralCom We’re going to sign off for 2021, but a few people have asked what we might want as a present. That’s an easy one -..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p2
@ScottRhodie I haven’t read the paper yet, so I am not in a position to say “Have you tried reading the paper?”. ;)
@SkinnerPm For your pleasure, another cat that does crimes, but in New Zealand. theguardian.com/world/2021/dec…
Iwillleavenow I wish to be launched into the sun. twitter.com/reuters/status…
@oz_bandicoot @sellorm You keep telling yourself that, Rachael.
@paulkidd Thank you.
@garystark You know. And I know you know.
TomMcIlroy Breaking: Health Minister Greg Hunt says Australia’s COVID-19 booster program will move to a four-month interval, d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t8
@franksting With no family within 1000km my Christmas Day is usually quite a simple affair.
It took me a moment to realise this was a fitted sheet and not underpants. Yes, it was confusing. twitter.com/brandonleehoop…
“Twitter algorithms amplify right-wing politics” [in the US] scimex.org/newsfeed/twitt…
Peer-reviewed paper:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bc
sellorm Now that Christmas is upon us, why not close all those browser tabs you’ve had open all year and never gone back to? 🤔
zigzackly RT if you’ve ever actually made a carbon copy.
@Tim___F Sigh. For just a few minutes there I finally thought I was on the zeitgeist.
Yes, you should listen to this. twitter.com/RadioNational/…
@Pozible I’m now glad I decided to put the closing date out on 6 Jan, because we’re currently stalled at 83% of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cQ
Routine Reminder: I have a crowdfunding campaign going. But I also have several reports of pledges failing over the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…go
@qodarkness “She strode forth, garbed in sable…”
@rob0tika Get those hot buns today!
@tacticalmaid That is quite terrible.
@franksting There shall. And then I shall have a big long nap.
@quietkooky Oh dear that must’ve been quite the thing. :)
@franksting @paulwallbank @sylmobile I agree with Paul, broadly, of course. I’m just having a go at him for the sookage. :)
@franksting @paulwallbank @sylmobile There’s one at Hazelbrook, but it was by appointment only and was usually book..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d3
@paulkidd I made them in 2007 as a gift and the photo is part of a sequence of their manufacture. I give good antler.
dog_rates This is George. He did not steal the gingerbread house. This line of questioning is inappropriate without counsel p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lp
Fri plan, Christmas Eve edition: Faff about a little bit longer; 1100 vision field test, Wynyard; lunch; buy some t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9m
SuperCroup It’s Christmas Eve and we’ve got COVID going round, so are are we all prepared for tweets about how there were so m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q2
@quietkooky Indeed. Also trying very hard to avoid saying that because it was the headline more than a fortnight ag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bq
@petstarr Hahaha that’s glorious.
@petstarr Ah yes, I see what you mean. “You too can look like Rebel Wilson in this perfectly ordinary blue skirt.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sb
This is just so magnificently over-written. twitter.com/petstarr/statu…
@petstarr Not the same dress? Ms Wilson’s has a pleat or seam running down the front of her left leg.
But to the c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OO
@paulwallbank @sylmobile I think the safest approach would just be to set fire to all the cars anyway.
@petstarr The taxonomy of skirts is not my special subject area, but surely that is neither a miniskirt nor a pencil skirt?
petstarr If you’re feeling directionless and depressed and are questioning your life choices, remember things could be worse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wk
@rob0tika I would pay more attention to the weight of the antlers. Maybe something with more sparkly bits.
@paulwallbank @sylmobile I see I have also made the mistake of getting into a conversation about specific methods and practices. Sorry.
@paulwallbank @sylmobile Those dangerous, empty trains, yes lol.
@paulwallbank @sylmobile Mind you, I realise that my attitude was “Oh OK, I’ll just pop down to Penrith then” rathe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d7
jrhennessy Strong early pandemic moment: when they got Peter Overton in full ‘message to the nation’ power stance to announce..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XD
@paulwallbank @sylmobile There’s two walk-ins at Bondi Junction.
I agree that the should be more of them, but I’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8e
@amisamileandme @mightbe_mercury @gathgwyn He is not very good at having things pointed out to him.
@sylmobile @paulwallbank The people in the cars only expose themselves to the staff for the brief time of the actua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q9
@sylmobile @paulwallbank The cars also self-manage the spacing from each other. No intermingling of punters so litt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dk
@sylmobile @paulwallbank Putting aside the issue of cars vs walking numbers, there’s a good reason for the differen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wo

My Christmas avatar is getting *very* old now. I am now both wider and more grey. But they were very good antler. pic.twitter.com/RrsBQPabRN
Friday. The quality of your planning will be revealed. Lucky number: 19. Luck colour: Orange. Friday.