thomaswright08 Back in Ireland for Christmas and have to give my incredible brother Peter a shout out. He had a Covid close contac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yO
@SuperCroup I accidentally read that as “butthole”… #untidy

vealmince You can pretend this isn’t true, to get by, but who are you fooling? pic.twitter.com/fnX4yxALJy

JamesBlunt Seasons Greetings pic.twitter.com/lOQlKURa7c
@WarWraith @alexkidman Beautiful.
fanfiction_txt Steamed Hams But Chalmers Gives Skinner a Creampie in His Ass
@NnugYllas Making a note to mute you from 30 November.
@mjcp @alexkidman I think @markhumphries needs to see this.
@mjcp @alexkidman OK yes I am now wetting myself.
@NnugYllas If only someone had a service where you could type in words and it would return links to explanations.
And yes, @alexkidman, I am very much enjoying this game show format, though I have yet to see the “particularly thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qH
HAHAHAHA IT’S ALREADY BOXING DAY, WHAM!, SO YOU CAN’T TAKE AWAY MY WIN THIS YEAR. #Whamageddon
@GordyPls @NewtonMark Yummy.

A surprising result. pic.twitter.com/Ra6D5deBLW
stilgherrian Yes, the campaign reached Target One on Christmas Day in the morning, and with more pledges later in the day in now..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o3
stilgherrian WE’RE GOING FOR TARGET TWO: “The 9pm Summer Series 2022” crowdfunder has already locked in four special-guest episo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oZ
IMPORTANT REMINDER: There’s a Quiz this coming Thursday night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
It may be too serious for this week, but a highlight was being a guest on this new podcast from ANU. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 604: Halfway to a new and potentially better year, or a worse one”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NG
@ScottRhodie @JoshuaWithers I can imagine! There’s still echoes of that of course, and it’s why I enjoy some of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zn
@JoshuaWithers @ScottRhodie But of course I’m sorry.
@JoshuaWithers @ScottRhodie I am now caught between my usual childish desire to make the situation worse (“I’m sorr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qH
@JoshuaWithers @ScottRhodie Scott, why are you against inclusivity?
@gathgwyn @DrRhysPockett @stufromoz As opposed to Peanut here, who is elegant. twitter.com/dawnstarau/sta…
@gathgwyn @DrRhysPockett @stufromoz This photo is taken mid-manoeuvre so it’s a bit blurry, but can I just say that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…43
@bastardsheep @gathgwyn Yeah nah. This is not permitted.
@stufromoz @gathgwyn @DrRhysPockett Oh absolutely. I am to be hissed at unless it is food time, and I am not be be in the same room.

@gathgwyn And then he rushed me, @DrRhysPockett @stufromoz. pic.twitter.com/oJdcyDm4Yh
In which @gathgwyn stops hissing at me for a few minutes because it’s nearly fish time. He is too large to fit into..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZX
@paulwallbank Worth it but.
@brentspargo Herr Wehn, I hope you mean? :)
@paulwallbank I know. And I know exactly what I’m doing.

BR_Mansbridge Boxing Day storm on its way. pic.twitter.com/x8pLCsU05w
@Reynardo_red Ah yes, that too. :)
Reference rant from Henning Wehn: youtu.be/Mg9E3rDHztQ?t=…
Warning: This clip contains Stephen Fry.
One of the best things Hitler did was to bomb London because otherwise what else would the British be proud of and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3z
@JustJimWillDo It’s these things that build a nation’s character.
@dawnstarau Yes. Yes they did.
Hi, Frank. twitter.com/R101Nick/statu…
@JonoH I’ve got some drinks in the fridge so just pop round and I’ll sort the cocktails.

“… a boot stamping on a human face — forever.”pic.twitter.com/GsQ0LqWx1ZZ
Ping @rohan_p @dobes @davidgerard @NewtonMark.
… but this is the money shot. Because all these things are true. twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…
This is a very good thread… twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…
@JonoH That’s a good price. Can you grab me some?
I thought this tweet from earlier would’ve gotten more love. How’s it matching the day’s sportsballing? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@NewtonMark @RealPhilipRyan One becomes quite familiar with that route when it sits directly over one’s home. :)
@dobes @BirminghamAg @rohan_p @davidgerard “Privacy-preserving… in the bathroom.”
tristandross babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your custom non fungible token portrait of yourself as a humiliated ape twitter.com/JohnTerry26/st…
Sun plan, updated: Nah bugger doing the podcast today. I had a lovely nap instead. I’ll do the podcast tomorrow.

I found out by other means. As I expected, it’s more derangement. pic.twitter.com/w4BzndTxkd
@blowdart @ComradeEevee @munin Yes we know that. Adding the word “infamous” would also been accurate. It’s more abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pm
I saw this earlier on the Ashfield walk-in testing clinic. There’s a lot of it about. This is also why only certain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s4
I will not click. I will not click. I will not click. I will not click. I will not click. I will not click. I will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly

Come this way! pic.twitter.com/MvvgLtd810
“For a few short days, we experienced the awesome power of personal responsibility” by @markhumphries theage.com.au/national/for-a…
A shame I’m not in the Mountains today.
Severe Thunderstorm Warning for DAMAGING WINDS, LARGE HAILSTONES and HEAVY..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V8
@PSyvret @marcuskelson @davidbewart Hmmm. That links ends up giving me a result that’s different from when I just t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fX
@NewtonMark @reselsnark @atticafinch Anyway I am going away now. I’m not going to piss away a valuable public holiday on this one. :)
anon_opin Cheap cocaine, widely available to the gammon classes is largely responsible for the rise in right wing nutjobs
@reselsnark @NewtonMark @atticafinch I think you’re confusing the political messaging with the health advisories.
@NewtonMark @reselsnark @atticafinch This is my understanding also.
@reselsnark @atticafinch Counterpoint: People should take responsibility for what they say in the public sphere. Be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YY
@reselsnark @atticafinch That’s a criticism of logistics, but the call is about prioritising resources. That’s a lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jy
Raina MacIntyre aka @Globalbiosec has now locked their Twitter account. So here again is the screenshot of their ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9x
@purserj The account has been locked.
@MishStephenson @michaelkoziol Sorry, Michael. Apparently I can’t paste a link today.
@michaelkoziol @MishStephenson Ah good, you’ve found it. Not see this for the chef’s response. All three pages of it.

LeapingRobot “Quantum Tachyon Healing” pic.twitter.com/PV5Tj8cHAd
I suspect I will regret that tweet.
@atticafinch Maybe I’ve missed something, but who is the “They” here that doesn’t want us to get tested?
Make @TweetWrapped
@paulbam3 I mean that’s more an Adelaide thing, but maybe?
@reselsnark It would be the humane option.
@oberonsghost Indeed. I got pinged for Ashfield Mall on Christmas Eve but it’s most unlikely anything will come of it.

pentakitty Funniest tram ever pic.twitter.com/3cqw4oOV9N
TheRealHoarse Someone just invented 1950s radio. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
@oberonsghost Congratulations. But there’s so many people being pinged these last couple of days I hope you don’t n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ir
Press release just received says the rest of the Ashes series will be the England team members tied down to wooden..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fv
@maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ @kels_316 Faux innocence does not suit you. :)
Well put it like that and now I am so here for this. The Unhingening will be magnificent. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
phlaimeaux Swallowed a bunch of lateral flow test indicators so now I just have a little check each time I poop

VietdongSoldier @marcusjdl Here’s some Christmas asbestos for you to enjoy pic.twitter.com/SzWh50F8MD
@NewtonMark Going for the controversy is a powerful drug. Going for the “balance” is a brain injury.
@mjarkell @adamantium_wang This is why we need a list.
I hadn’t ever wondered but now I want to know more. twitter.com/DrLongissimus/…
Yes, the campaign reached Target One on Christmas Day in the morning, and with more pledges later in the day in now..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o3
WE’RE GOING FOR TARGET TWO: “The 9pm Summer Series 2022” crowdfunder has already locked in four special-guest episo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oZ
@19bk69 @stufromoz @DrRhysPockett @gathgwyn If I’m going to be using capitals then this one is A Most Unsuitable Cat.
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ @kels_316 Something for @maz_jovanovich to do when she’s back at the office. :)
@adamantium_wang Yes. Yes he does.

WorldBollard Saving lives. It’s what we do.
#WorldBollardAssociation
pic.twitter.com/UYxQSc04uO
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ @kels_316 He really didn’t. :) The Space Invaders was a nice touch.
As an aside, that was one thing I liked about Deloitte’s annual media and internet industry forecasts. Each year th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lb
We’re two years into the pandemic. Maybe responsible media outlets should review what their commentators have said..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QI
It’s Boxing Day, and it’s 6.16am. What to do? I know! I’ll make a totally inappropriate comparison of the covid res..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TF
@damana Oh whacko. Enjoy!
@damana You do? There isn’t one on the map.
“Chinese Navy Meow’s at U.S. military aircraft in South China Sea” (0m35s) youtube.com/watch?v=49bgna…
Very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lz
@stufromoz @DrRhysPockett @gathgwyn Well hello there. :) And yes I’ll find a suitable box this afternoon. And maybe a suitable cat.
@_midofo_ Goodness me!
@DrRhysPockett @stufromoz @gathgwyn Ah. I was planning to do that today, although I don’t see all that much of him…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rl
edbott Incel says what twitter.com/joekent16jan19…
@DrRhysPockett @stufromoz What now? I’m afraid Stu has become invisible to me.
Sun plan: Lazy morning with few regrets*; make a podcast, eventually; Weekly Wrap. Meals ad libitum.
* Because I d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…50

It’s a lovely morning in Sydney today but it may get soggy later. pic.twitter.com/rpVnbPENHi
Sunday. Beware of making any rash decisions, especially regarding radishes or reindeer. Your lucky number is 3. Sunday.