
The shoe in the photograph is the Dunlop Volley Classic tennis shoe. A black one. If you’ve met me in the flesh, you may have noticed that it’s my default footwear. Comfortable. Practical. Cheap.
Thing is, the Volley website, which I’ll talk about shortly, exhibits everything but those attributes. Fail.
I don’t play tennis, or any sport for that matter. The thing about the Volley Classic, though, is that its rubber sole offers a firm grip on all sorts of surfaces. Even in the wet. Indeed, I’m told that people in certain SEKRIT professions like them because they’re perfect for scurrying across rooftops on dark, rainy nights.
And they’re black.
If you use a black felt-tip marker, you can colour in that white flash at the rear of the shoe so it’s completely black, and at night you’re totally invisible just like a ninja.
From the ankles down.
The reason I’m telling you all this is because this morning I bought a replacement pair of these truly awesome shoes. I’m sick of my chiropractor giving me grief about the holes in my current pair. Yesterday my usual supplier was out of stock, at least in size 11. But just now I bought new shoes — before 9am on a Sunday — without even getting out of bed.
It’s a lesson in the importance of making sure your website is properly indexed on Google, and that you concentrate on what really helps make a sale.
The thing is, these are simple lessons which need to be repeated over and over again — because so many “web designers” just don’t get it.
I typed “black dunlop volley sydney” into Google. I clicked on the first link in the search results because it looked Australian. It was a page at a shopping aggregator site. It had a photo of the shoe and I went “Yes, that’s what I want to buy.” It linked to a shop which looked trustworthy because they listed their physical address and had clear policies. The price was cheaper than my usual supplier, so I bought a pair right then.
Elapsed time: 45 seconds.
Actually, it was longer than that, because I got out of bed to tell ’Pong how awesome the Internet was and he told me to fuck off because he was running late for his video shoot but that’s not the point. This is my story and the truth is irrelevant.
The point is that I relied totally on Google to send me somewhere useful. And because Google delivered, I didn’t spend a single second looking any further.
The point is also that I trusted The Tennis Shop not because their website has fancy graphics — it doesn’t — but because they told me who they were and how they do business.
Every dollar spent on making sure those basics are right helps sell product.
Every dollar spent on graphics, animations and other distractions is a dollar wasted. Indeed, if the fancy crap slows down the process of me being able to buy something, you’re actually spending money to reduce your sales.
And with this in mind, something needs to be said…
Dunlop? Your website for Volleys is fucked. Please take your agency out the back, shoot them all twice in the head, and dump them in a river.
I wanted to link directly to a page explaining the Volley Classic. You know, show the folks a few pictures, tell ‘em a bit of history. Instead, there’s some tiny little drop-down menu where I select “shoes”, and then you piss me around with some lame-arsed Flash menu where I have to pick my “environment” (huh?) and leg type (double huh?) without you even telling me the name of the shoes!
And how the fuck am I meant to link to anything when everything has one URL, http://www.volleys.com.au/flash/index.html? What use is that?
And, to top it off, you fucking well play country music at me at 9.30 on a Sunday morning! Did I fucking well ask for country music? I want to look at your shoes!
What sort of morons are you? Are you deliberately trying to drive me away from your website? Because that’s what you achieved! I will never be back.
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Agree wholeheartedly about suppliers, woeful/cluttered web sites and lost custom. It’s lovely to come across shops who do understand that sometimes (oft times?) all that is needed to bring in customers and repeat customers, is simplicity. And yes, an url we can tweet or post by way of word of mouth advertising. Nothing worse than having to type “click on the 3rd tab, scroll down, enter your [info] …etc”. It’s bliss when one discovers an online shop that is easy & quick to navigate and shop. And follows up with quick delivery of the purchased goods.
Of late I’ve found my online purchasing to be directed over the ditch to NZ. The Kiwis seem to have grasped what customers want and need from their online shops. Ta for the tip about The Tennis Shop.
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Pretty sure Tequila is involved.
Blam.
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Oh, the agency not the drink!
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ahhh yes, user experience & usability. The last thing considered in 95% of website project planning and the first thing cut from the budget… I could piss and moan all day, but I won’t cause it’s nearly the weekend and I’ve gotta get my blk DVs
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Hi Stilgherrian
Your view doesnt necessarily represent the reason consumer facing web sites exist (and I had nothing to do with it and am against Flash wankery) – what if the site isn’t there to sell shoes? What if the strategy is a deliberate one, to just focus on the brand elements and ensure that it has nothing to do with funneling users to a purchase in order that they don’t alienate their retailers/distributors.
Everyone who knows about advertising will disagree with you when you write “Every dollar spent on graphics, animations and other distractions is a dollar wasted.” Great companies that have very successful sales, such as Apple, spend a lot of money on distractions because they ehance the brand. Ditto Nike.
Great brands don’t actually NEED to be at the top of Google, it is more important for emerging brands. That said, a brand manager would have to be a moron to not want to be at the top of Google, but SEO should never compromise overall business objectives.
P.S. The fact that they aren’t indexed properly on Google is terrible, but don’t jump to conclusions about what the site was for unless you were in the room when the strategy was devised.
P.P.S Their branding obviously is money well spent, as even though you had a poor experience, you still went out of your way to buy another pair!
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P.P.S Their branding obviously is money well spent, as even though you had a poor experience, you still went out of your way to buy another pair!
Seems to me Stilgherrian was buying and wearing the shoe, not the brand. Explain why you think their “branding spend” was the reason he bought another pair?
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The product and the brand can’t be seperated. I didn’t say that the branding was the reason he bought another pair, as he clearly likes the shoes, but the poor website did not in actual fact deter him.
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What you say has merit. But doesn’t it contradict all we are believing and selling about the importance of online marketing. You bought your brand DESPITE the online branding. I note that others are saying same. I like to think quality is its own branding. Good luck with your shoes — that is really the important thing, isn’t it.
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@Stilgherrian: I agree we need to add the links directly through to the product from branded sites, and we’ve actually commenced this process & have links through from hush puppies, sachi & julius marlow, but Volleys is WIP with the team.
I monitor social media for FMS & like to respond where I can, but I must admit on this occasion the email made it through first (via a few people).
PS. If you’ve not yet looked at the site, don’t look at it now, it’s down… we’re having some issues the developers are working on.
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Another pointless immature rant by a consultant trying to drum up some work.
Top marks to you sir, will be search/replacing some social media powerpoints for them in no time!
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My point, a bit too briefly made perhaps, is that you bought the shoes because of their known value to you — is not that the brand? Isn’t the job of marketing to reinforce that value relationship? An agency should be used to reinforce that message.
My favourite bit of theory, partly because of the pseudo-gravitas of the phrase is, cognitive dissonance. You can’t get away with calling a sow’s ear a silk purse. I guess, putting words in your mouth, that you were annoyed that the silk purse was being marketed like a pig’s ear online.
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I thought I’d check them out, but all I found was this:
http://www.findmyshoes.com.au is being updated and is offline temporarily. Please come back soon!
Uh, no. I won’t. Sorry.
“Please come back soon” works for some companies. Apple, for example, seems to have trained its customers to desperately want to know what they’re about to release. When Apple takes its store down, their countless fan blog authors hit “Refresh” once a second for as long as required to be first to brag they’ve seen it and report on what changed. I don’t think the downtime hurts Apple that much.
I don’t think an online shoe shop commands the same kind of reaction when it takes its store down. People just go elsewhere. Hence, the multitude of well-established techniques for updating web sites without having to hide under an “Under Construction” sign for an hour.
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@ Garth & Stil: We had to redeploy the whole site as changes were made across multiple platforms to fix an error.
As we don’t know the time frame for the site to be down, any other suggestions as to what the holding page should show?
At any rate, we’re up and running again now for those interested.
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Thanks for the feedback and suggestions, we’ll speak to the developers and try to get a more interactive holding page up that allows us to make changes on the fly…

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