If you’ve watched His Benevolence Stilgherrian’s Christmas Message then you’ll be familiar with this delightful creature. She needs a name.
’Pong found her at the local two-dollar shop, and things she was the only one there. However I’m certain there’s a factory in coastal China churning out vast numbers of the bare-breasted beauties, in serried ranks like the Terracotta Army only much, much sexier. Like Amazons.
Name suggestions?
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Agndrea Dworkign.
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Betty.
In memory of the recently-deceased 50s vixen, Betty Paige. -
looks like a Gloria.
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The Real McMenamin
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I name the left one Olga
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Edok
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Gnaomi
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She looks Alpine. Her name is Uschi.
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Gno Mercy.
I swear I’ve seen her down at “Badgnomes” club before XD
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QTpi … An acronymous blend of semi-spherical maths and cuteness
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Julie Bishop (I am so predictable)
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Brunhilde, or perhaps even Birgitte…
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Definitely Betty, but it has to be said in a Frank Spencer voice
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Mr. Nipples?
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I’ll definitely leave this open until at least 1 January to collect suggestions. However thanks to Sean Carmody’s suggestion I’m tending towards Bernadette.
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@Jason Ryan: I can only agree. Once you look at the two people in black and white, the resemblance is uncanny. Well spotted, Sir!I’d always wondered what was beneath that well-pressed suit. Now I know.
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Bernie Gnockers
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Ralph, in honour of Terence Stamp’s (delightfully blunt *and* graceful) character in Priscilla.
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Gnub
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Pop her on the oven top, and she can be gnome on the range
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Well I thought it looked like Joan Kirner! But perhaps it needs a spotty dress for that! I would actually rather call it Mrs Stephen Conroy. Just for all the searching possibilities in Google Images.
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Gnome-To (big breast in Thai)
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Countess Gunnhild of Redfern looks to fit.
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Excellent suggestions continue to roll in, thank you. I’ve decided to leave the comments open until the next edition of Stilgherrian Live. I’ll pick a short list of four ‘pon which you can vote.
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gNorma !!
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I’m seconding ‘Gnaomi’.
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hate to burst your bubble, but when walking past the discount store on fouveaux street (surry hills), i couldn’t help but notice about 40 of them inside the door lol…
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@josh090: That news doesn’t “burst my bubble”, but rather… well… I’m getting a little turned on! Serried ranks of bare-breasted Amazon gnomes marching through suburban streets!
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but wait, there’s more. your gnome also features in an advertisement for the Future Music Festival – http://www.futuremusicfestival.com.au/
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Great to see you promoting the gnome. My wife picked up about a dozen of these buxom gnomes from a cheap shop recently, and we’ve started leaving them hidden in the gardens of family members to be discovered later.
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