I quite like the word turd. As Monty Python would say, it’s a good woody word, not a tinny one. Is your name, is your business’ name, woody or tinny?
Word-whore. I write 'em. I talk 'em. Information, politics, media, and the cybers. I drink. I use bad words. All publication is a political act. All communication is propaganda. All art is pornography. All business is personal. All hail Eris! Vive les poissons rouges sauvages!